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For the Humor Comittee (OT)
An Indian walked into a psychiatrist's office and says, "Doc, I keep
having these wierd dreams. One night I dreamed I was a teepee, the next night I dreamed I was a wigwam. What do you think they mean?" The shrink thought it over and said, "It means you're too tense." |
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Hash: SHA1 On Wed, 24 Mar 2004 18:29:52 -0800, David Yehudah wrote: An Indian walked into a psychiatrist's office and says, "Doc, I keep having these wierd dreams. One night I dreamed I was a teepee, the next night I dreamed I was a wigwam. What do you think they mean?" The shrink thought it over and said, "It means you're too tense." GROAN That joke is so bad that I will have to remember to share it with my co-workers, who love puns. -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: PGPfreeware 7.0.3 for non-commercial use http://www.pgp.com iQA/AwUBQGJa1zMYPge5L34aEQLkOwCgujLyWBjzkD5nwD7rEDNUrb U0tRQAn2cv BEO2kHWLUO+yrUnzoq9pcz3z =I7/b -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- -- John F. Eldredge -- PGP key available from http://pgp.mit.edu "Reserve your right to think, for even to think wrongly is better than not to think at all." -- Hypatia of Alexandria |
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John F. Eldredge wrote:
On Wed, 24 Mar 2004 18:29:52 -0800, David Yehudah wrote: An Indian walked into a psychiatrist's office and says, "Doc, I keep having these wierd dreams. One night I dreamed I was a teepee, the next night I dreamed I was a wigwam. What do you think they mean?" The shrink thought it over and said, "It means you're too tense." GROAN That joke is so bad that I will have to remember to share it with my co-workers, who love puns. Worst Joke Ever. |
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The worst joke ever would have to be the one about the two elephants
passing a small pond, when suddenly one of them grabbed a branch in his trunk and started beating a turtle with it. "What did you do that for?" the other elephant asked. "Once about twenty years ago I was getting a drink of water here, and that turtle bit me on the trunk." "Really? How do you know it was the same turtle?" "Oh," the turtle walloper said, (pause for drum roll) "I have turtle recall." Takayuki wrote: John F. Eldredge wrote: On Wed, 24 Mar 2004 18:29:52 -0800, David Yehudah wrote: An Indian walked into a psychiatrist's office and says, "Doc, I keep having these wierd dreams. One night I dreamed I was a teepee, the next night I dreamed I was a wigwam. What do you think they mean?" The shrink thought it over and said, "It means you're too tense." GROAN That joke is so bad that I will have to remember to share it with my co-workers, who love puns. Worst Joke Ever. |
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aaaaahhhhh - groan! Thanks, Dave!
Christine "David Yehudah" wrote in message ... The worst joke ever would have to be the one about the two elephants passing a small pond, when suddenly one of them grabbed a branch in his trunk and started beating a turtle with it. "What did you do that for?" the other elephant asked. "Once about twenty years ago I was getting a drink of water here, and that turtle bit me on the trunk." "Really? How do you know it was the same turtle?" "Oh," the turtle walloper said, (pause for drum roll) "I have turtle recall." Takayuki wrote: John F. Eldredge wrote: On Wed, 24 Mar 2004 18:29:52 -0800, David Yehudah wrote: An Indian walked into a psychiatrist's office and says, "Doc, I keep having these wierd dreams. One night I dreamed I was a teepee, the next night I dreamed I was a wigwam. What do you think they mean?" The shrink thought it over and said, "It means you're too tense." GROAN That joke is so bad that I will have to remember to share it with my co-workers, who love puns. Worst Joke Ever. |
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On Wed, 24 Mar 2004 23:19:20 -0500, Takayuki
wrote: John F. Eldredge wrote: On Wed, 24 Mar 2004 18:29:52 -0800, David Yehudah wrote: An Indian walked into a psychiatrist's office and says, "Doc, I keep having these wierd dreams. One night I dreamed I was a teepee, the next night I dreamed I was a wigwam. What do you think they mean?" The shrink thought it over and said, "It means you're too tense." GROAN That joke is so bad that I will have to remember to share it with my co-workers, who love puns. Worst Joke Ever. But shows a quick wit! |
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David Yehudah wrote: An Indian walked into a psychiatrist's office and says, "Doc, I keep having these wierd dreams. One night I dreamed I was a teepee, the next night I dreamed I was a wigwam. What do you think they mean?" The shrink thought it over and said, "It means you're too tense." Bad pun. Bad! Bad pun! Sit! Pam S. groaning |
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David Yehudah wrote:
The worst joke ever would have to be the one about the two elephants passing a small pond, when suddenly one of them grabbed a branch in his trunk and started beating a turtle with it. "What did you do that for?" the other elephant asked. "Once about twenty years ago I was getting a drink of water here, and that turtle bit me on the trunk." "Really? How do you know it was the same turtle?" "Oh," the turtle walloper said, (pause for drum roll) "I have turtle recall." GROAN Glad to see you're back on form Dave. If you try a little harder I'm sure you could come up with a worse joke. ;-) -- Adrian (Owned by Snoopy, Milo & Bagheera) A house is not a home, without a cat. |
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