I haz 2 heroz

az you catz knw owrz fozter kat barbie haz been mizzin sinze saturda
nite/sunda mornin. well diz iz whut juzt happined;

Soft kuldint sleep so her putted allauses inna bedrum wif furry, so her kuld
let owt Mafuharuld. her was atta pooter when her heared da litter boz
trigger, her thinked diz wuz strang kuz MH wuz sittin rite by hersef fura
long time, so herz figured it wuz juzt riggerin late or sumfin, din inna bit
her heareda barz ofa penthowze rattle... diz wuz alzo strang kuz MH wuz
still by hersef... no truk had goed by anna der wuzint an eafqwake... den
inna bit MH hizzed... so soft figured he seed a girlcat owta winner... den
himz hizzed agin... butted himz wuz onna floor, soft thinked he wuz juzt
bein weird... den a huge kittee fite breaked owt inna kitchim. Den soft
wented insame anna started skreemin anna runta wake up a furry ta see whut
wuz gowin on... anna der in owrz ktichin wuz Barbie... her haz been hidin
alla diz time anna nefur hoomin kuld finded hersef, diz iz veri klefur az
dey efin luked inna two rumz we izunt lowed in, her iz mine hero kuz her kan
do diz, we haz all talked oto hersef anna iz gowinta take lezzunz... anna MH
iz mine hero kuz we haz nefur seed soft get so krazy anna we haz nefur seed
furry get owta bed dat fzt, Trudi