OT - (Father's Day) Something you'll never hear a Dad (or any man)

The humour page of our monthly newsletter where I live observed Father's
Day with various jokes about fathers. I won't bore you with with the
other ten of these, but anyone who has ever traveled to an unfamiliar
location (with a man driving) can relate to this one. (At lease I'VE
never heard a man acknowledge he's lost, have you?)

Something you'll never hear a Dad say:

"Well, how about that, I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask
for directions."

EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque) wrote:
The humour page of our monthly newsletter where I live observed
Father's Day with various jokes about fathers. I won't bore you with
with the other ten of these, but anyone who has ever traveled to an
unfamiliar location (with a man driving) can relate to this one. (At
lease I'VE never heard a man acknowledge he's lost, have you?)

Something you'll never hear a Dad say:

"Well, how about that, I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and
ask for directions."

Men tend to be goofy about that sort of thing. Driving back from Edina, MN
I kept telling John, get over to the right, we take the next exit. Ahem,
John, you really should get over, it's the next exit. Oh, yeah, that one
you just went past. Any wonder we wound up in Winsconsin? Okay, we did
that on purpose but still. Sheesh!

Jill

On Jun 6, 3:13*pm, "EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)"
wrote:
The humour page of our monthly newsletter where I live observed Father's
Day with various jokes about fathers. *I won't bore you with with the
other ten of these, but anyone who has ever traveled to an unfamiliar
location (with a man driving) can relate to this one. *(At lease I'VE
never heard a man acknowledge he's lost, have you?)

Something you'll never hear a Dad say:

"Well, how about that, I'm lost! *Looks like we'll have to stop and ask
for directions."

Heh. Absolutely. Now with all the map and GPS gagetry on cars, they
don't *have* to stop and ask directions.
The only time I got really angry about this is getting lost in a very
creepy part of Memphis, TN. Probably no creepier in reality than the
creepy parts of OKC, but it was unfamiliar creepy.

Sherry

Sherry wrote:
On Jun 6, 3:13 pm, "EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)"
wrote:
The humour page of our monthly newsletter where I live observed
Father's Day with various jokes about fathers. I won't bore you with
with the other ten of these, but anyone who has ever traveled to an
unfamiliar location (with a man driving) can relate to this one. (At
lease I'VE never heard a man acknowledge he's lost, have you?)

Something you'll never hear a Dad say:

"Well, how about that, I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and
ask for directions."

Heh. Absolutely. Now with all the map and GPS gagetry on cars, they
don't *have* to stop and ask directions.
The only time I got really angry about this is getting lost in a very
creepy part of Memphis, TN. Probably no creepier in reality than the
creepy parts of OKC, but it was unfamiliar creepy.

Sherry

ROFL there are lots of places in Memphis I'd prefer not to get lost in!

Jill

Sherry wrote:
Heh. Absolutely. Now with all the map and GPS gagetry on cars, they
don't *have* to stop and ask directions.

So there!

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On Jun 6, 1:13*pm, "EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)"
wrote:

"Well, how about that, I'm lost! *Looks like we'll have to stop and ask
for directions."

Reminds me of going to a party somewhere in Essex with my brother Jim
and my SIL Sheila. He was driving- he got lost- he kept insisting he
wasn't but we'd just gone round the same roundabout three times when
he mentioned there was a huge bar of Toblerone in the car and asked
Sheila to pass him some. She passed him one triangle and he said "Why
only one?"

She said "Because this is all that's between us and cannibalism at the
moment...unless you ask directions!"

Lesley

Slave of the Fabulous Furballs

On Fri, 06 Jun 2008 13:13:35 -0700, EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque) wrote:

The humour page of our monthly newsletter where I live observed Father's
Day with various jokes about fathers. I won't bore you with with the
other ten of these, but anyone who has ever traveled to an unfamiliar
location (with a man driving) can relate to this one. (At lease I'VE
never heard a man acknowledge he's lost, have you?)

Something you'll never hear a Dad say:

"Well, how about that, I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask
for directions."

I have heard a joke that the Israelites wandered in the wilderness for 40
years because Moses, being a man, didn't want to stop and ask directions.

--
John F. Eldredge --
PGP key available from http://pgp.mit.edu
"Reserve your right to think, for even to think wrongly is better
than not to think at all." -- Hypatia of Alexandria

EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque) wrote:
The humour page of our monthly newsletter where I live observed Father's
Day with various jokes about fathers. I won't bore you with with the
other ten of these, but anyone who has ever traveled to an unfamiliar
location (with a man driving) can relate to this one. (At lease I'VE
never heard a man acknowledge he's lost, have you?)

Something you'll never hear a Dad say:

"Well, how about that, I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask
for directions."

In our family, Fred asks for directions and prefers to read the map than
to drive. He is good with languages, likes to talk, and is extremely
articulate.

I like to fix things, work on computers, and have driven thousands of
miles in extreme conditions while my husband shouts out directions.

How did this happen?

Susan M
Otis and Chester