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Old December 8th 09, 10:16 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meOwy
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Default Da Inteereur Wepurt

Furss weeport on da Intereeur

Fangink effurybuddy fur dere impoot wifout wich dis weport cud gnot
haf bin compurrzed.

Purrt Wun is aboutted baysik pwinsipullz ob da Inteeryer.

Purrt Wun:

A. Hous

Da intereer is awpawzit ob da OUT, an is ware da indor an da inside
kitteez dwell.

Da interier is shared wif hoominz, an sumtymez d*gs an pawwots an such
kweechurs.

Dere ar menny fings in da intereerr. Dere ar da fings fur da hoominz,
and dere ar da kitteez fings.

Kitteez fings bewong onwee to da kitteez, ware-aZ da hoominz fings
bewong to da hoominz an awso tu da kitteez. As ebidensed by the
fweekwent occurense ob kitteez fwee yoos ob hoomin fings, butted
compweet absinse ob weports ob hoomins yoosing da fings ob da kitteez,
such as, hoomins neffur eet fwum da kitteez fud dish, an neffur sweep
in da kittee beds, neffur sit in da cat twee, an doo gnot gittid in
cardbord bokses. Dey duzznt bwush dere hare wif da kitteez bwush, an
dey doo gnot chase afurtur kittee toys, aldough dey doo pik dem up an
poot dem aweigh. Sumtymez.

B. Kitty Jayle

In dis case, da interiur is a small spayse in wich da kitty is wokked
up. Aldough da inmayte kitty is furry kwose to da offur jayled
kitteez, he an she cannot eat fwum dere fud dish or yooz dere widder
bokses. His an hur sense ob tareetory is gwately daminushed.

Wenn da kitteez ar weeweesed and weturn hoam, dere is pawbly a
twanzishun purriod in wich da interiur muts be furrowly re-
imbestigayted wif wotz ob sniffink.

I wil weev it tew Rebecca an Sundance to gib usses a furst hand an paw
weepurt on da twansishun.

Dat konkwoods Purrt Wun, genurel baysiks.

Weespekfurry submitted.

MeOwy
Sekkittytary ob da Intieryur



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Old December 8th 09, 10:28 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Harri Roadcat
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Default Da Inteereur Wepurt

Dat konkwoods Purrt Wun, genurel baysiks.

Weespekfurry submitted.

MeOwy
Sekkittytary ob da Intieryur


Dat is a furry gud report, Meowy - err, Madam Sekitary.

Harri
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Old December 8th 09, 11:54 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mme. Anaïs ^..^[_4_]
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Default Da Inteereur Wepurt

On Tue, 8 Dec 2009 14:16:32 -0800 (PST), MeOwy's
nimble, little paws typed:

Furss weeport on da Intereeur


Fangu fur dis kompleet and deetayled repurrt,
Madame Sekretary!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul.â€
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

12/8/2009 6:53:11 PM
  #4  
Old December 9th 09, 12:45 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Da Inteereur Wepurt

Furry gud repost Meowy
"MeOwy" wrote in message
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Furss weeport on da Intereeur

Fangink effurybuddy fur dere impoot wifout wich dis weport cud gnot
haf bin compurrzed.

Purrt Wun is aboutted baysik pwinsipullz ob da Inteeryer.

Purrt Wun:

A. Hous

Da intereer is awpawzit ob da OUT, an is ware da indor an da inside
kitteez dwell.

Da interier is shared wif hoominz, an sumtymez d*gs an pawwots an such
kweechurs.

Dere ar menny fings in da intereerr. Dere ar da fings fur da hoominz,
and dere ar da kitteez fings.

Kitteez fings bewong onwee to da kitteez, ware-aZ da hoominz fings
bewong to da hoominz an awso tu da kitteez. As ebidensed by the
fweekwent occurense ob kitteez fwee yoos ob hoomin fings, butted
compweet absinse ob weports ob hoomins yoosing da fings ob da kitteez,
such as, hoomins neffur eet fwum da kitteez fud dish, an neffur sweep
in da kittee beds, neffur sit in da cat twee, an doo gnot gittid in
cardbord bokses. Dey duzznt bwush dere hare wif da kitteez bwush, an
dey doo gnot chase afurtur kittee toys, aldough dey doo pik dem up an
poot dem aweigh. Sumtymez.

B. Kitty Jayle

In dis case, da interiur is a small spayse in wich da kitty is wokked
up. Aldough da inmayte kitty is furry kwose to da offur jayled
kitteez, he an she cannot eat fwum dere fud dish or yooz dere widder
bokses. His an hur sense ob tareetory is gwately daminushed.

Wenn da kitteez ar weeweesed and weturn hoam, dere is pawbly a
twanzishun purriod in wich da interiur muts be furrowly re-
imbestigayted wif wotz ob sniffink.

I wil weev it tew Rebecca an Sundance to gib usses a furst hand an paw
weepurt on da twansishun.

Dat konkwoods Purrt Wun, genurel baysiks.

Weespekfurry submitted.

MeOwy
Sekkittytary ob da Intieryur





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Old December 9th 09, 02:16 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Default Da Inteereur Wepurt

On Dec 8, 5:16*pm, MeOwy wrote:
Furss weeport on da Intereeur


Diss iz a eggsalad weeport an yoons r two bee commended.

--
Maggy May
  #6  
Old December 9th 09, 05:26 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
G. Wendermen
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Default Da Inteereur Wepurt


"MeOwy" wrote in message
...
Furss weeport on da Intereeur


Please write in CATZUMESE.


Fangink effurybuddy fur dere impoot wifout wich dis weport cud gnot
haf bin compurrzed.

Purrt Wun is aboutted baysik pwinsipullz ob da Inteeryer.

Purrt Wun:

A. Hous

Da intereer is awpawzit ob da OUT, an is ware da indor an da inside
kitteez dwell.

Da interier is shared wif hoominz, an sumtymez d*gs an pawwots an such
kweechurs.

Dere ar menny fings in da intereerr. Dere ar da fings fur da hoominz,
and dere ar da kitteez fings.

Kitteez fings bewong onwee to da kitteez, ware-aZ da hoominz fings
bewong to da hoominz an awso tu da kitteez. As ebidensed by the
fweekwent occurense ob kitteez fwee yoos ob hoomin fings, butted
compweet absinse ob weports ob hoomins yoosing da fings ob da kitteez,
such as, hoomins neffur eet fwum da kitteez fud dish, an neffur sweep
in da kittee beds, neffur sit in da cat twee, an doo gnot gittid in
cardbord bokses. Dey duzznt bwush dere hare wif da kitteez bwush, an
dey doo gnot chase afurtur kittee toys, aldough dey doo pik dem up an
poot dem aweigh. Sumtymez.

B. Kitty Jayle

In dis case, da interiur is a small spayse in wich da kitty is wokked
up. Aldough da inmayte kitty is furry kwose to da offur jayled
kitteez, he an she cannot eat fwum dere fud dish or yooz dere widder
bokses. His an hur sense ob tareetory is gwately daminushed.

Wenn da kitteez ar weeweesed and weturn hoam, dere is pawbly a
twanzishun purriod in wich da interiur muts be furrowly re-
imbestigayted wif wotz ob sniffink.

I wil weev it tew Rebecca an Sundance to gib usses a furst hand an paw
weepurt on da twansishun.

Dat konkwoods Purrt Wun, genurel baysiks.

Weespekfurry submitted.

MeOwy
Sekkittytary ob da Intieryur




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Old December 11th 09, 01:57 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Kelly Greene
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Default Da Inteereur Wepurt


"G. Wendermen" wrote in message
...

"MeOwy" wrote in message
...
Furss weeport on da Intereeur


Please write in CATZUMESE.


They are! :-)


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Old December 15th 09, 08:48 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmmee
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Default Da Inteereur Wepurt

diz iz a veri gud repourt we liked it veri muc, tiger

--
Have a great day
"MeOwy" wrote in message
...
Furss weeport on da Intereeur

Fangink effurybuddy fur dere impoot wifout wich dis weport cud gnot
haf bin compurrzed.

Purrt Wun is aboutted baysik pwinsipullz ob da Inteeryer.

Purrt Wun:

A. Hous

Da intereer is awpawzit ob da OUT, an is ware da indor an da inside
kitteez dwell.

Da interier is shared wif hoominz, an sumtymez d*gs an pawwots an such
kweechurs.

Dere ar menny fings in da intereerr. Dere ar da fings fur da hoominz,
and dere ar da kitteez fings.

Kitteez fings bewong onwee to da kitteez, ware-aZ da hoominz fings
bewong to da hoominz an awso tu da kitteez. As ebidensed by the
fweekwent occurense ob kitteez fwee yoos ob hoomin fings, butted
compweet absinse ob weports ob hoomins yoosing da fings ob da kitteez,
such as, hoomins neffur eet fwum da kitteez fud dish, an neffur sweep
in da kittee beds, neffur sit in da cat twee, an doo gnot gittid in
cardbord bokses. Dey duzznt bwush dere hare wif da kitteez bwush, an
dey doo gnot chase afurtur kittee toys, aldough dey doo pik dem up an
poot dem aweigh. Sumtymez.

B. Kitty Jayle

In dis case, da interiur is a small spayse in wich da kitty is wokked
up. Aldough da inmayte kitty is furry kwose to da offur jayled
kitteez, he an she cannot eat fwum dere fud dish or yooz dere widder
bokses. His an hur sense ob tareetory is gwately daminushed.

Wenn da kitteez ar weeweesed and weturn hoam, dere is pawbly a
twanzishun purriod in wich da interiur muts be furrowly re-
imbestigayted wif wotz ob sniffink.

I wil weev it tew Rebecca an Sundance to gib usses a furst hand an paw
weepurt on da twansishun.

Dat konkwoods Purrt Wun, genurel baysiks.

Weespekfurry submitted.

MeOwy
Sekkittytary ob da Intieryur





 




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