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  #11  
Old December 8th 03, 03:23 AM
The Fur Conspiracy
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Purreeeeeppp!

Kindly fangu.

Now to staying home I must. Still mizzing da Mr. TSE iz Daddy.
Exxtra kuddles an heddbumpz needz he.

Mr. (F) F


On Sat, 06 Dec 2003 23:08:34 GMT, "ChildFree23"
wrote:

Meow, Fred. Would you like to come on our Road Trip? HRH Cleopatra
Silvercat is driving the hijacked RV.

Capt. Midnight DOC
The Good Luck Black Cat
Road Trip Coordinator


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The Fur Conspiracy:
Ms. Martha-Mound (SOC, TGK), Mr. GrowlTiger,
Shadow da Pup, and (Furry) Fred
also Mr. TigerSam (PC) and Clarence da Choklit Moose
[Edit it to make it work.]
  #12  
Old December 8th 03, 03:36 AM
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Preeep!

[sniff sniff heddbumpp] Hi, Mietze. Tu meet U iz nize. All da
r.p.c.c katzen iz to know nize!

Not new kat iz me. Paw full of toez iz me yearz old apurroxximately.

Not new in da TFC iz me neither. Iz here sinze pozzibly wun yearz
old.

Iz being here sinze reskewed from ozzer huminz was to send me to da RB
cuz havving da FIV me iz. Sick me not an iz haffing gudtimez being
kat. Have furrendz da Ms. M-M and da Mr. GT an da Shadow-da-Pup and
all of da TFC. Gud fuds here alzo iz. Much kuddlez tu.

In charge ov rugness iz me here. Freddy-da-Rug iz me sumtimez called.

Snoopingz aboutz iz me. Outzide is kold day wif leaking frum da sky
so in be staying an telling Daddy typing to what on da pooter.

Heddbumpz,
(F) F

On Sun, 07 Dec 2003 23:38:09 GMT, (The Clowder
(South)) wrote:

The Fur Conspiracy wrote:

Purrrruuppp!

Me sez.

Heddbumpz,
Mr. (Furry) Fred


small brown tabby slips close, nose twitching

sniffsniffsniffsniffsniff!

Ar yu a noocat, Mr. (Furry) Fred?

Mietze


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The Fur Conspiracy:
Ms. Martha-Mound (SOC, TGK), Mr. GrowlTiger,
Shadow da Pup, and (Furry) Fred
also Mr. TigerSam (PC) and Clarence da Choklit Moose
[Edit it to make it work.]
  #13  
Old December 8th 03, 03:36 AM
The Fur Conspiracy
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Preeep!

[sniff sniff heddbumpp] Hi, Mietze. Tu meet U iz nize. All da
r.p.c.c katzen iz to know nize!

Not new kat iz me. Paw full of toez iz me yearz old apurroxximately.

Not new in da TFC iz me neither. Iz here sinze pozzibly wun yearz
old.

Iz being here sinze reskewed from ozzer huminz was to send me to da RB
cuz havving da FIV me iz. Sick me not an iz haffing gudtimez being
kat. Have furrendz da Ms. M-M and da Mr. GT an da Shadow-da-Pup and
all of da TFC. Gud fuds here alzo iz. Much kuddlez tu.

In charge ov rugness iz me here. Freddy-da-Rug iz me sumtimez called.

Snoopingz aboutz iz me. Outzide is kold day wif leaking frum da sky
so in be staying an telling Daddy typing to what on da pooter.

Heddbumpz,
(F) F

On Sun, 07 Dec 2003 23:38:09 GMT, (The Clowder
(South)) wrote:

The Fur Conspiracy wrote:

Purrrruuppp!

Me sez.

Heddbumpz,
Mr. (Furry) Fred


small brown tabby slips close, nose twitching

sniffsniffsniffsniffsniff!

Ar yu a noocat, Mr. (Furry) Fred?

Mietze


- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
The Fur Conspiracy:
Ms. Martha-Mound (SOC, TGK), Mr. GrowlTiger,
Shadow da Pup, and (Furry) Fred
also Mr. TigerSam (PC) and Clarence da Choklit Moose
[Edit it to make it work.]
  #14  
Old December 8th 03, 04:34 AM
Miss Violette
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We will purrrrr fur yourowndaddy dat hisown heart healz soonsoon, OEJ
The Fur Conspiracy wrote in message
...
Purreeeeeppp!

Kindly fangu.

Now to staying home I must. Still mizzing da Mr. TSE iz Daddy.
Exxtra kuddles an heddbumpz needz he.

Mr. (F) F


On Sat, 06 Dec 2003 23:08:34 GMT, "ChildFree23"
wrote:

Meow, Fred. Would you like to come on our Road Trip? HRH Cleopatra
Silvercat is driving the hijacked RV.

Capt. Midnight DOC
The Good Luck Black Cat
Road Trip Coordinator


- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
The Fur Conspiracy:
Ms. Martha-Mound (SOC, TGK), Mr. GrowlTiger,
Shadow da Pup, and (Furry) Fred
also Mr. TigerSam (PC) and Clarence da Choklit Moose
[Edit it to make it work.]



  #15  
Old December 8th 03, 04:34 AM
Miss Violette
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We will purrrrr fur yourowndaddy dat hisown heart healz soonsoon, OEJ
The Fur Conspiracy wrote in message
...
Purreeeeeppp!

Kindly fangu.

Now to staying home I must. Still mizzing da Mr. TSE iz Daddy.
Exxtra kuddles an heddbumpz needz he.

Mr. (F) F


On Sat, 06 Dec 2003 23:08:34 GMT, "ChildFree23"
wrote:

Meow, Fred. Would you like to come on our Road Trip? HRH Cleopatra
Silvercat is driving the hijacked RV.

Capt. Midnight DOC
The Good Luck Black Cat
Road Trip Coordinator


- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
The Fur Conspiracy:
Ms. Martha-Mound (SOC, TGK), Mr. GrowlTiger,
Shadow da Pup, and (Furry) Fred
also Mr. TigerSam (PC) and Clarence da Choklit Moose
[Edit it to make it work.]



  #16  
Old December 9th 03, 12:39 AM
The Furrsome (again)Foursome
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The Fur Conspiracy wrote:
Purrrruuppp!


Purrr-chugga-chugga-rrrrruuUUFFFF! *BONK* tu yew, Mr. F-F-Freddy-da-Rug.

Regarreds frum ower Foursome tu yor Clowder and frum da Meowmie tu yer
Pawpaw. We'ze tu missin' Mr. T-S but glad yew hav come to Meow.

How is Ms. M-M and de TummySkirts? We'ze wantid to innerdoose tu hur
Maui da Him-cat, hu, despite his him-ness, has qwite de tummyskirts an
nekkid wuns no less!

(We fink dey's cute. non uf us grrrl-kitties has tummyskirts sinze
Ms.Lucy left, an ower feets gets cold.

Panda-ov-Tite-Tummy-Toes, and de offer three of de Foursome: Sprout!,
Maui and Blue

Me sez.

Heddbumpz,
Mr. (Furry) Fred

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
The Fur Conspiracy:
Ms. Martha-Mound (SOC, TGK), Mr. GrowlTiger,
Shadow da Pup, and (Furry) Fred
also Mr. TigerSam (PC) and Clarence da Choklit Moose
[Edit it to make it work.]


  #17  
Old December 9th 03, 12:39 AM
The Furrsome (again)Foursome
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The Fur Conspiracy wrote:
Purrrruuppp!


Purrr-chugga-chugga-rrrrruuUUFFFF! *BONK* tu yew, Mr. F-F-Freddy-da-Rug.

Regarreds frum ower Foursome tu yor Clowder and frum da Meowmie tu yer
Pawpaw. We'ze tu missin' Mr. T-S but glad yew hav come to Meow.

How is Ms. M-M and de TummySkirts? We'ze wantid to innerdoose tu hur
Maui da Him-cat, hu, despite his him-ness, has qwite de tummyskirts an
nekkid wuns no less!

(We fink dey's cute. non uf us grrrl-kitties has tummyskirts sinze
Ms.Lucy left, an ower feets gets cold.

Panda-ov-Tite-Tummy-Toes, and de offer three of de Foursome: Sprout!,
Maui and Blue

Me sez.

Heddbumpz,
Mr. (Furry) Fred

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
The Fur Conspiracy:
Ms. Martha-Mound (SOC, TGK), Mr. GrowlTiger,
Shadow da Pup, and (Furry) Fred
also Mr. TigerSam (PC) and Clarence da Choklit Moose
[Edit it to make it work.]


  #18  
Old December 10th 03, 07:48 PM
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Mrrqueekkk!

Hewwo, Ms. Panda-of-Talky-Toez anna all da ozzerkatzen, queekk!

Mine tummyskirtz is jusz fine an fuzzly mefinkz. Alzo, only
gurlkatzen haff tummyskirtz. Boykatzen haff tummypudgez. Dat iz
troof.

I iz wunderment wy dat Mr. Maui haz no furz on hiz tummypudge? Haz
sumfing rubbedoff all da furz? Did da TED shave off da furz fur sum
strage reezon? I don wanna embarrazz dat nize Mr. Maui, I'm jusz
kurious cuz I'm a gurlkat.

I fink mite be intfurezzting to tikkle hiz tummypudge wif mine
tailflag, yes? It mite make himz all purrgly, mebbe? I likez purrgly
boykatzen. Dat Mr. GT iz neffur purrgly wif me an not either dat Mr.
(F) Fred. Daddy kuddlez me but datz not da samez az purrgling wif a
nize boykat!

I wonderz....
Ms. M-M


On Mon, 08 Dec 2003 19:39:13 -0500, "The Furrsome (again)Foursome"
wrote:

The Fur Conspiracy wrote:
Purrrruuppp!


Purrr-chugga-chugga-rrrrruuUUFFFF! *BONK* tu yew, Mr. F-F-Freddy-da-Rug.

Regarreds frum ower Foursome tu yor Clowder and frum da Meowmie tu yer
Pawpaw. We'ze tu missin' Mr. T-S but glad yew hav come to Meow.

How is Ms. M-M and de TummySkirts? We'ze wantid to innerdoose tu hur
Maui da Him-cat, hu, despite his him-ness, has qwite de tummyskirts an
nekkid wuns no less!

(We fink dey's cute. non uf us grrrl-kitties has tummyskirts sinze
Ms.Lucy left, an ower feets gets cold.

Panda-ov-Tite-Tummy-Toes, and de offer three of de Foursome: Sprout!,
Maui and Blue

Me sez.

Heddbumpz,
Mr. (Furry) Fred

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
The Fur Conspiracy:
Ms. Martha-Mound (SOC, TGK), Mr. GrowlTiger,
Shadow da Pup, and (Furry) Fred
also Mr. TigerSam (PC) and Clarence da Choklit Moose
[Edit it to make it work.]


- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
The Fur Conspiracy:
Ms. Martha-Mound (SOC, TGK), Mr. GrowlTiger,
Shadow da Pup, and (Furry) Fred
also Mr. TigerSam (PC) and Clarence da Choklit Moose
[Edit it to make it work.]
  #19  
Old December 10th 03, 07:48 PM
The Fur Conspiracy
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Mrrqueekkk!

Hewwo, Ms. Panda-of-Talky-Toez anna all da ozzerkatzen, queekk!

Mine tummyskirtz is jusz fine an fuzzly mefinkz. Alzo, only
gurlkatzen haff tummyskirtz. Boykatzen haff tummypudgez. Dat iz
troof.

I iz wunderment wy dat Mr. Maui haz no furz on hiz tummypudge? Haz
sumfing rubbedoff all da furz? Did da TED shave off da furz fur sum
strage reezon? I don wanna embarrazz dat nize Mr. Maui, I'm jusz
kurious cuz I'm a gurlkat.

I fink mite be intfurezzting to tikkle hiz tummypudge wif mine
tailflag, yes? It mite make himz all purrgly, mebbe? I likez purrgly
boykatzen. Dat Mr. GT iz neffur purrgly wif me an not either dat Mr.
(F) Fred. Daddy kuddlez me but datz not da samez az purrgling wif a
nize boykat!

I wonderz....
Ms. M-M


On Mon, 08 Dec 2003 19:39:13 -0500, "The Furrsome (again)Foursome"
wrote:

The Fur Conspiracy wrote:
Purrrruuppp!


Purrr-chugga-chugga-rrrrruuUUFFFF! *BONK* tu yew, Mr. F-F-Freddy-da-Rug.

Regarreds frum ower Foursome tu yor Clowder and frum da Meowmie tu yer
Pawpaw. We'ze tu missin' Mr. T-S but glad yew hav come to Meow.

How is Ms. M-M and de TummySkirts? We'ze wantid to innerdoose tu hur
Maui da Him-cat, hu, despite his him-ness, has qwite de tummyskirts an
nekkid wuns no less!

(We fink dey's cute. non uf us grrrl-kitties has tummyskirts sinze
Ms.Lucy left, an ower feets gets cold.

Panda-ov-Tite-Tummy-Toes, and de offer three of de Foursome: Sprout!,
Maui and Blue

Me sez.

Heddbumpz,
Mr. (Furry) Fred

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
The Fur Conspiracy:
Ms. Martha-Mound (SOC, TGK), Mr. GrowlTiger,
Shadow da Pup, and (Furry) Fred
also Mr. TigerSam (PC) and Clarence da Choklit Moose
[Edit it to make it work.]


- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
The Fur Conspiracy:
Ms. Martha-Mound (SOC, TGK), Mr. GrowlTiger,
Shadow da Pup, and (Furry) Fred
also Mr. TigerSam (PC) and Clarence da Choklit Moose
[Edit it to make it work.]
  #20  
Old December 10th 03, 09:11 PM
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Weze understand Mr. Fred. Weze all missez Mr TSE and weze really
understands youze Daddy's hurting heart. Itz furry gud for youze to
understand and to comfort him.

Punkins & Puddi Cat
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Purreeeeeppp!

Kindly fangu.

Now to staying home I must. Still mizzing da Mr. TSE iz Daddy.
Exxtra kuddles an heddbumpz needz he.

Mr. (F) F



 




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