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Bed Greeblings
Communication between cat and mothership intercepted and unencrypted.
Transcript as follows: BED GREEBLINGS: The most perplexing type of greebling encountered by cats is the "Bed Greebling". These attach themselves to humans in their beds, but for some inexplicable reason the Bed Greebling always expires (possibly the habitiat in the bed is inimical to greeblings). It does this with a squeaking or groaning sound (some may expire silently) and immediately explodes, releasing foul-smelling gases. These gases are highly toxic and any cat snuggled under the covers will immediately bail out of the contaminated area. Even humans, with their inability to detect greeblings, will generally fluff the covers to dissipate the noxious greebling emissions. End of intercepted message. |
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Even humans, with their inability to detect greeblings, will generally fluff the covers to dissipate the noxious greebling emissions. ROFLMAO!!!!! So that's why my 4 always sleep on *top* of the duvet. Deb. -- http://www.scientific-art.com "He looked a fierce and quarrelsome cat, but claw he never would; He only bit the ones he loved, because they tasted good." S. Greenfield |
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ROFLMAO! Joel seems to attract alot of those bad greeblings!!!
Good one, Yowie wrote in message oups.com... Communication between cat and mothership intercepted and unencrypted. Transcript as follows: BED GREEBLINGS: The most perplexing type of greebling encountered by cats is the "Bed Greebling". These attach themselves to humans in their beds, but for some inexplicable reason the Bed Greebling always expires (possibly the habitiat in the bed is inimical to greeblings). It does this with a squeaking or groaning sound (some may expire silently) and immediately explodes, releasing foul-smelling gases. These gases are highly toxic and any cat snuggled under the covers will immediately bail out of the contaminated area. Even humans, with their inability to detect greeblings, will generally fluff the covers to dissipate the noxious greebling emissions. End of intercepted message. |
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Yowie wrote:
ROFLMAO! Joel seems to attract alot of those bad greeblings!!! Good one, Rob does too, with disastrous consequences for anyone breathing the air in the same room with him. He's been known to clear all the cats out of a room in less than five seconds flat. Pam S. |
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