"Putting on Make-up with Mommy"

in article , Takayuki at
wrote on 6/28/04 9:42 PM:

"Karen" wrote:

ROFL! While we haven't gone through the whole litany, THIS did happen with
me and Sugar (when I could least afford replacing the foundation - which was
more like 15.00, but that was at that stage just like 40.00 to me!!)

This must be a gender thing, because when you said that replacing the
foundation would be unaffordable, I nodded to myself thinking how
difficult it would be to repour the foundation for a house.

LOL!!

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On Mon, 28 Jun 2004 21:12:17 -0500, Cheryl
wrote:

In the fine newsgroup "rec.pets.cats.anecdotes",
(CatNipped) artfully composed this message
within . com on 28
Jun 2004:

Mommy enters bathroom, sits on stool in front of sink, turns on
lighted, magnified make-up mirror and takes out make-up case.

First, I want a bathroom like yours. Next, I think you need to
do makeup in the nude. Finally, do you go through this every day??

Actually, given the number of claw marks she received, she might be
better off applying makeup while wearing a Kevlar jumpsuit.

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On Mon, 28 Jun 2004 21:12:17 -0500, Cheryl
wrote:

In the fine newsgroup "rec.pets.cats.anecdotes",
(CatNipped) artfully composed this message
within . com on 28
Jun 2004:

Mommy enters bathroom, sits on stool in front of sink, turns on
lighted, magnified make-up mirror and takes out make-up case.

First, I want a bathroom like yours. Next, I think you need to
do makeup in the nude. Finally, do you go through this every day??

Actually, given the number of claw marks she received, she might be
better off applying makeup while wearing a Kevlar jumpsuit.

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"Reserve your right to think, for even to think wrongly is better
than not to think at all." -- Hypatia of Alexandria

On Mon, 28 Jun 2004 20:04:19 -0700, Seanette Blaylock
wrote:

Takayuki had some very interesting things to
say about "Putting on Make-up with Mommy":

ROFL! While we haven't gone through the whole litany, THIS did happen with
me and Sugar (when I could least afford replacing the foundation - which was
more like 15.00, but that was at that stage just like 40.00 to me!!)
This must be a gender thing, because when you said that replacing the
foundation would be unaffordable, I nodded to myself thinking how
difficult it would be to repour the foundation for a house.

You haven't shared living space with women much, have you? ;-)
Zing!
LOL

On Mon, 28 Jun 2004 20:04:19 -0700, Seanette Blaylock
wrote:

Takayuki had some very interesting things to
say about "Putting on Make-up with Mommy":

ROFL! While we haven't gone through the whole litany, THIS did happen with
me and Sugar (when I could least afford replacing the foundation - which was
more like 15.00, but that was at that stage just like 40.00 to me!!)
This must be a gender thing, because when you said that replacing the
foundation would be unaffordable, I nodded to myself thinking how
difficult it would be to repour the foundation for a house.

You haven't shared living space with women much, have you? ;-)
Zing!
LOL

had some very interesting things to say about
"Putting on Make-up with Mommy":

This must be a gender thing, because when you said that replacing the
foundation would be unaffordable, I nodded to myself thinking how
difficult it would be to repour the foundation for a house.
You haven't shared living space with women much, have you? ;-)
Zing!
LOL

Not intending to zing Tak, at least not in a mean way. :-)

--
"Don't mess with major appliances unless you know what you are doing
(or unless your life insurance policy is up-to-date)." - John, RCFL

had some very interesting things to say about
"Putting on Make-up with Mommy":

This must be a gender thing, because when you said that replacing the
foundation would be unaffordable, I nodded to myself thinking how
difficult it would be to repour the foundation for a house.
You haven't shared living space with women much, have you? ;-)
Zing!
LOL

Not intending to zing Tak, at least not in a mean way. :-)

--
"Don't mess with major appliances unless you know what you are doing
(or unless your life insurance policy is up-to-date)." - John, RCFL

On Tue, 29 Jun 2004 06:06:01 -0700, Seanette Blaylock
wrote:

had some very interesting things to say about
"Putting on Make-up with Mommy":

This must be a gender thing, because when you said that replacing the
foundation would be unaffordable, I nodded to myself thinking how
difficult it would be to repour the foundation for a house.
You haven't shared living space with women much, have you? ;-)
Zing!
LOL

Not intending to zing Tak, at least not in a mean way. :-)
I know.
It was just funny.

On Tue, 29 Jun 2004 06:06:01 -0700, Seanette Blaylock
wrote:

had some very interesting things to say about
"Putting on Make-up with Mommy":

This must be a gender thing, because when you said that replacing the
foundation would be unaffordable, I nodded to myself thinking how
difficult it would be to repour the foundation for a house.
You haven't shared living space with women much, have you? ;-)
Zing!
LOL

Not intending to zing Tak, at least not in a mean way. :-)
I know.
It was just funny.

Cheryl wrote in message ...

First, I want a bathroom like yours. Next, I think you need to
do makeup in the nude. Finally, do you go through this every day??

This is the tiny bathroom off my bedroom, but one whole wall is
mirrors and it has a nice vanity surrounding the sink (plenty of room
for Sammy to jump around and investigage).

I hesitate to do make-up in the nude - that's more potential targets
swinging in the breeze for Sammy to attack (and I'm not into nipple
piercing, especially when done by an untrained kitten!).

Finally, no, I don't go through this every day - some days are MUCH
worse!! There was the time Sammy swallowed the tiny cap of my
under-eye concealer and I had to mash up her poop for 2 days to make
sure it came out OK in the end. Then there was the time she jumped on
my face, forcing my head backward into the scented candle which
promply set my hair on fire (the candle was on the cabinet which is
too high for Sammy to jump on so I thought it would be safe for her -
didn't realize that BECAUSE of her it could be harmful to me - the
hair on the top of my head is now about 1/4 inch and growing). Then
there was the time that Jessie (my 4-year-old tortoiseshell) was
taking a drink from the faucet (the only way she'll drink water) while
I was putting on my make-up, and Sammy jumped up behind her to bite
her tail. Jessie turned around and swatted her right into the toilet
from which DH had just arisen which was why the seat was up. That was
the day I had to give her her first bath before going to work. And
on, and on, and on... [my boss is getting very suspicious about all
these excuses!!!].


Hugs,

CatNipped

CatMom to:
Bandit, (a.k.a. "Bitch Cat From Hell"), 14, DLH Tabby
Demi, (a.k.a. "Ghost Cat"), 5, DLH Pure White Beauty
Jessie, (a.k.a. "Jet Ski"), 4, DSH Tortoiseshell
Samantha / Sammy, (a.k.a. "Mini Me"), 2 1/2 months, DLH Tabby

http://www.gcmensa.org/Cats.html (Jessie, Demi, Bandit)
http://www.gcmensa.org/Sammy/ (Sammy)