They're a disgrace to their species

wafflycat wrote:

I am not impressed ;-)

There it was, in the garden, at the foot of the tree where all the bird
feeding stations are...

a rat.

a large, well-fed rat.

a large well-fed rat which ignored me and got on nibbling bits of seed
that had dropped form the bird feeders.

I put Francis in the garden and said, "do your stuff" whilst I pointed
at the rat.

Francis looked at me, yawned, ignored rat and rat ignored Francis.

So I got Marble.

Put Marble in garden with Francis.

I said, "go boys! do your stuff!" I pointed at the rat again.

Marble meowed pathetically and nose-touched Francis. Francis yawned.
Both ignored the rat and the rat ignored them.

I got Waffles.

Put Waffles in garden.

I said, "Go! Go, Mighty Huntress and show those pathetic objects how
it's done" and I pointed to the rat... again.

The Mighty Huntress stretched, yawned and then wound herself round my
legs. The Mighty Huntress ignored the rat and the rat gave me the finger.

I am not impressed.

The next time these lying felines tell me they have not been fed for six
months and are about to expire due to hunger, I shall remind them that I
simply do not believe them.

Cheers, helen s




Great story, Helen, thanks for the laugh!
Best wishes,
Polonca and Soncek