Schizophrenic Yogi enlightens cat!

my loyal cat is now
laying on the sofa trying to be close to to me. You know whats cool about my cat? He is
*enlightened* in much the same way as a person seeking religious
enlightenment from a yogi is. I am the cats Buddha! Dues to my extreme
love towards my feline companian, he has learned of the *way of the
human* in matters regarding love and affection. His mind has been
*expanded* by his guru! For example, cats don*t like to embrace. We
humans do like to embrace because our ancestors were primates who also
hugged each other in the trees. Over time, with great tenderness, and
gentleness, and respect, I have taught my cat to enjoy being hugged. The
result of his *enlightenment* is that he NEVER leaves my side, and
because of my sleeplessness, he remains awake with me, never going away to
sleep. Am I now sounding like a lunatic who is too far gone to even
know?

"Mason H Chelmsford" wrote in message
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my loyal cat is now
laying on the sofa trying to be close to to me. You know whats cool about
my cat? He is
*enlightened* in much the same way as a person seeking religious
enlightenment from a yogi is. I am the cats Buddha! Dues to my extreme
love towards my feline companian, he has learned of the *way of the
human* in matters regarding love and affection. His mind has been
*expanded* by his guru! For example, cats don*t like to embrace. We
humans do like to embrace because our ancestors were primates who also
hugged each other in the trees. Over time, with great tenderness, and
gentleness, and respect, I have taught my cat to enjoy being hugged. The
result of his *enlightenment* is that he NEVER leaves my side, and
because of my sleeplessness, he remains awake with me, never going away to
sleep. Am I now sounding like a lunatic who is too far gone to even
know?






You cannot enlighten a cat..
Cats are supreme beings......masters of all they survey...
To think you can have any affect on a cat is foolish...you are but human.

They do what they want,when they want....
I love cats,they are *very* cool.

regards,
dAVE