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From Persia: Sumfin's "Wrong" Wif Mommy
Sumfin is "wrong" wif Mommy. She doan sleep so good anyway (I culd teach
her about napping but she doan lisen to me). She was doing stuff in da KICHEN (dats what she calls da place where she makes da hoomin food dat I can't have). She moved da dishes around. She put sum of da dishes in dis white box dat makes noise like it's got water in it; it whooshed for a while. She took dose dishes outta da white box and put dem in da cabinets. Den she put more dishes in da white box and it whooshed again for a while. She took out da big sucky monster and moved da FUR NICHER. I'm skeered of da sucky monster so I hid in da room wif da big soft sleeping place (she calls it da BED). And she moved da bestest box for chewing on to da udder room! Last night she was dooin sumfin in da BAF ROOM (dat place wif da running water). She was messing wif da fur on her head. A while later she got unner da running water for a while... aren't hoomins silly getting all wet like dat? When she came outta da water she washed da BAF TUB. Den she was fussin wif da fur on her head again. It smelled kinda funny; da fur was brighter and shiney-er. Den she tooked some of da LAWNDRIE an put it in dat udder big white box. Dat box is behind da foldy-doors (I'm not allowed in dere because I got stuck behind dat box oncet when I was a new kitty in da hows.) I hab neber seen Mommy like dis. She plays wif me and wif dat silly birdie she calls Peaches. But she doan ack like dis all da time. I doan know what is wrong wif Mommy. Persia *************************************** Jill takes the keyboard away from Persia: Okay, I'm a SLOB! And the last time my LLL (long lost love) came to my house it was 25 years ago and I was living with my *parents* for crying out loud! He'll be here in a week and he's never seen me in my own living quarters before. So yeah, I'm frantically cleaning, tossing out stuff. Poor Persia has no idea why I'm suddenly a whirlwind of activity. Oh, and my fur, I mean hair is definitely brighter and more shiney. Thank you, Loreal! LOL Still lots to do. (sigh) Can you say "nervous"? Jill |
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jmcquown wrote: Still lots to do. (sigh) Can you say "nervous"? Jill LOL...ah, don't sweat it. Make him a good dinner, and he'll be yours forever... -L. |
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"jmcquown" wrote in message
. .. Sumfin is "wrong" wif Mommy. She doan sleep so good anyway (I culd teach her about napping but she doan lisen to me). She was doing stuff in da KICHEN (dats what she calls da place where she makes da hoomin food dat I can't have). She moved da dishes around. She put sum of da dishes in dis white box dat makes noise like it's got water in it; it whooshed for a while. She took dose dishes outta da white box and put dem in da cabinets. Den she put more dishes in da white box and it whooshed again for a while. She took out da big sucky monster and moved da FUR NICHER. I'm skeered of da sucky monster so I hid in da room wif da big soft sleeping place (she calls it da BED). And she moved da bestest box for chewing on to da udder room! Last night she was dooin sumfin in da BAF ROOM (dat place wif da running water). She was messing wif da fur on her head. A while later she got unner da running water for a while... aren't hoomins silly getting all wet like dat? When she came outta da water she washed da BAF TUB. Den she was fussin wif da fur on her head again. It smelled kinda funny; da fur was brighter and shiney-er. Den she tooked some of da LAWNDRIE an put it in dat udder big white box. Dat box is behind da foldy-doors (I'm not allowed in dere because I got stuck behind dat box oncet when I was a new kitty in da hows.) I hab neber seen Mommy like dis. She plays wif me and wif dat silly birdie she calls Peaches. But she doan ack like dis all da time. I doan know what is wrong wif Mommy. Persia *************************************** Jill takes the keyboard away from Persia: Okay, I'm a SLOB! And the last time my LLL (long lost love) came to my house it was 25 years ago and I was living with my *parents* for crying out loud! He'll be here in a week and he's never seen me in my own living quarters before. So yeah, I'm frantically cleaning, tossing out stuff. Poor Persia has no idea why I'm suddenly a whirlwind of activity. Oh, and my fur, I mean hair is definitely brighter and more shiney. Thank you, Loreal! LOL Still lots to do. (sigh) Can you say "nervous"? LOL - common mistake women make, Jill. Men *really* don't care how clean a place is - not only do they not care, but most men don't even *notice* how clean a place is (I know DH is selectively blind when it comes to dirt). Of course it will make a woman feel more confident to have the place clean and thus affect how she behaves when her man is there, but you probably would have gotten more mileage out of spending your time shopping for sexy lingerie! ; Jill |
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On Wed, 13 Apr 2005 03:19:47 -0500, "jmcquown"
yodeled: Sumfin is "wrong" wif Mommy. She doan sleep so good anyway (I culd teach her about napping but she doan lisen to me). She was doing stuff in da KICHEN (dats what she calls da place where she makes da hoomin food dat I can't have). She moved da dishes around. She put sum of da dishes in dis white box dat makes noise like it's got water in it; it whooshed for a while. She took dose dishes outta da white box and put dem in da cabinets. Den she put more dishes in da white box and it whooshed again for a while. She took out da big sucky monster and moved da FUR NICHER. I'm skeered of da sucky monster so I hid in da room wif da big soft sleeping place (she calls it da BED). And she moved da bestest box for chewing on to da udder room! Last night she was dooin sumfin in da BAF ROOM (dat place wif da running water). She was messing wif da fur on her head. A while later she got unner da running water for a while... aren't hoomins silly getting all wet like dat? When she came outta da water she washed da BAF TUB. Den she was fussin wif da fur on her head again. It smelled kinda funny; da fur was brighter and shiney-er. Den she tooked some of da LAWNDRIE an put it in dat udder big white box. Dat box is behind da foldy-doors (I'm not allowed in dere because I got stuck behind dat box oncet when I was a new kitty in da hows.) I hab neber seen Mommy like dis. She plays wif me and wif dat silly birdie she calls Peaches. But she doan ack like dis all da time. I doan know what is wrong wif Mommy. Persia *************************************** Jill takes the keyboard away from Persia: Okay, I'm a SLOB! And the last time my LLL (long lost love) came to my house it was 25 years ago and I was living with my *parents* for crying out loud! He'll be here in a week and he's never seen me in my own living quarters before. So yeah, I'm frantically cleaning, tossing out stuff. Poor Persia has no idea why I'm suddenly a whirlwind of activity. Oh, and my fur, I mean hair is definitely brighter and more shiney. Thank you, Loreal! LOL Still lots to do. (sigh) Can you say "nervous"? Jill Is she really bothered? I can't imagine she would be. Stinky loves it when I go into a cleaning frenzy. I'm sure he thinks it's funny, and he loves to sit in and on all the piles of junk. Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com |
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Still lots to do. (sigh) Can you say "nervous"?
Jill Dear Persia: Yur hoomin is in heat. She's tryin' to get herself a tom. Why dont you come over to my place baby an' I'll keep u comp'ny till yur hoomin is back 2 normal an' stuff. --Smokey (Seriously, I hope the visit goes well --Fil |
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Kreisleriana wrote:
On Wed, 13 Apr 2005 03:19:47 -0500, "jmcquown" yodeled: doan know what is wrong wif Mommy. Persia *************************************** Jill takes the keyboard away from Persia: Okay, I'm a SLOB! And the last time my LLL (long lost love) came to my house it was 25 years ago and I was living with my *parents* for crying out loud! He'll be here in a week and he's never seen me in my own living quarters before. So yeah, I'm frantically cleaning, tossing out stuff. Poor Persia has no idea why I'm suddenly a whirlwind of activity. Oh, and my fur, I mean hair is definitely brighter and more shiney. Thank you, Loreal! LOL Still lots to do. (sigh) Can you say "nervous"? Jill Is she really bothered? I can't imagine she would be. Stinky loves it when I go into a cleaning frenzy. I'm sure he thinks it's funny, and he loves to sit in and on all the piles of junk. Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com Nope, she's not really bothered. I'm just getting nervous Jill |
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CatNipped wrote:
"jmcquown" wrote in message . .. Jill takes the keyboard away from Persia: Okay, I'm a SLOB! And the last time my LLL (long lost love) came to my house it was 25 years ago and I was living with my *parents* Still lots to do. (sigh) Can you say "nervous"? LOL - common mistake women make, Jill. Men *really* don't care how clean a place is - not only do they not care, but most men don't even *notice* how clean a place is (I know DH is selectively blind when it comes to dirt). Of course it will make a woman feel more confident to have the place clean and thus affect how she behaves when her man is there, but you probably would have gotten more mileage out of spending your time shopping for sexy lingerie! ; I've already got plenty of that (and didn't spend money - had plenty already he's never seen!) I'm starting to feel better about how the place looks. Now if I just don't junk up the kitchen again (it sucks having a *single* sink in the kitchen) I'll be good to go. I have a strange aversion to emptying the dishwasher. I don't know why. So then stuff gets piled in the sink... then there is no room in the sink to wash stuff. The kitchen is tiny - very little counter space. (sigh) Jill |
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"jmcquown" wrote in message . .. Okay, I'm a SLOB! And the last time my LLL (long lost love) came to my house it was 25 years ago and I was living with my *parents* for crying out loud! He'll be here in a week and he's never seen me in my own living quarters before. So yeah, I'm frantically cleaning, tossing out stuff. Poor Persia has no idea why I'm suddenly a whirlwind of activity. Oh, and my fur, I mean hair is definitely brighter and more shiney. Thank you, Loreal! LOL Still lots to do. (sigh) Can you say "nervous"? Jill Can you say nesting? LOL Have fun. Jo |
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Enfilade wrote:
Still lots to do. (sigh) Can you say "nervous"? Jill Dear Persia: Yur hoomin is in heat. She's tryin' to get herself a tom. Why dont you come over to my place baby an' I'll keep u comp'ny till yur hoomin is back 2 normal an' stuff. --Smokey (Seriously, I hope the visit goes well --Fil puffs up Persia is *MY* Pretty girlfriend hispit And don't your forget it! growls *Sir* Weeble Wobblybottom |
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