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Old October 31st 11, 01:07 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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hello ucats, you know hoomins is not alwayz responsible, and den der iz
mofur nashure... so order one of deze birdeez inna box... so when da
utiliteez goez owt ur hoomin can't uze da kanopiner, simplee opin da cage
witth da latch, no thumbz reqwired, let da birrdee owt, ursef haza
entertainmint, ursef getz warm furm chasin it, anna inna end dinner of da
higezt order...

so getsa new bird inna box, it comez in sefural flavurz, crow, blue jay,
anna famblee pak turkee byrdee

order soon befur supleez runz owt

diz wulda beened a gud idermint fur da twoo sisfurz, anna i mineself thinkz
dat petunia or fluffy kitz shuld stock deze...

OEJ, who likes reading ads fur kitty fudz


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Old October 31st 11, 03:22 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
John Ross Mc Master
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Default emergencee fudz fur cats anna doggie ifin ursef wantsa share

On Mon, 31 Oct 2011 08:07:43 -0500, "Storrmmee"
wrote:



hello ucats, you know hoomins is not alwayz responsible, and den der iz
mofur nashure... so order one of deze birdeez inna box... so when da
utiliteez goez owt ur hoomin can't uze da kanopiner, simplee opin da cage
witth da latch, no thumbz reqwired, let da birrdee owt, ursef haza
entertainmint, ursef getz warm furm chasin it, anna inna end dinner of da
higezt order...

so getsa new bird inna box, it comez in sefural flavurz, crow, blue jay,
anna famblee pak turkee byrdee

order soon befur supleez runz owt

diz wulda beened a gud idermint fur da twoo sisfurz, anna i mineself thinkz
dat petunia or fluffy kitz shuld stock deze...

OEJ, who likes reading ads fur kitty fudz



oej yew are injeanyuss! also mousies in a box and lizzurds in a box.
much fudz can run free in da house until needud.
beauty pleased to have a new fudz
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Old October 31st 11, 03:33 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Cheryl[_5_]
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Default emergencee fudz fur cats anna doggie ifin ursef wantsa share

On 2011-10-31 12:52 PM, John Ross Mc Master wrote:
On Mon, 31 Oct 2011 08:07:43 -0500, "Storrmmee"
wrote:



hello ucats, you know hoomins is not alwayz responsible, and den der iz
mofur nashure... so order one of deze birdeez inna box... so when da
utiliteez goez owt ur hoomin can't uze da kanopiner, simplee opin da cage
witth da latch, no thumbz reqwired, let da birrdee owt, ursef haza
entertainmint, ursef getz warm furm chasin it, anna inna end dinner of da
higezt order...

so getsa new bird inna box, it comez in sefural flavurz, crow, blue jay,
anna famblee pak turkee byrdee

order soon befur supleez runz owt

diz wulda beened a gud idermint fur da twoo sisfurz, anna i mineself thinkz
dat petunia or fluffy kitz shuld stock deze...

OEJ, who likes reading ads fur kitty fudz



oej yew are injeanyuss! also mousies in a box and lizzurds in a box.
much fudz can run free in da house until needud.
beauty pleased to have a new fudz


I nose uf a hous wat haz mousies runnin round, an Meomie sed, duz yu
want tu boro a cat? I duznt have mousies hardly effur* cuz I haz cats'
butted thu lady iz skeered uv catz cuz she finks they all skratches
hoomins so she called a hoomin eggsturminatur hoo putted in lotsa traps.
That iz a waste uv mousies. Sumkat shud start a mousie eggsturminayshun
survis.

--
Sam

* 'hardly effur' meens in, o, twenny yeers or more inna old hous wif a
repyoutayshun fur mousies, Meomie haz een 1.5 mousies. Thu wun mousie
wuz alive butted not lukin tutu gud, she cot it ina kontainer an putted
it inna gardin. She tuk away thu 0.5 mousie tu.
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Old October 31st 11, 04:27 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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On Oct 31, 11:33*am, Cheryl wrote:
On 2011-10-31 12:52 PM, John Ross Mc Master wrote:





On Mon, 31 Oct 2011 08:07:43 -0500, "Storrmmee"
*wrote:


hello ucats, you know hoomins is not alwayz responsible, and den der iz
mofur nashure... so order one of deze birdeez inna box... so when da
utiliteez goez owt ur hoomin can't uze da kanopiner, simplee opin da cage
witth da latch, no thumbz reqwired, let da birrdee owt, ursef haza
entertainmint, ursef getz warm furm chasin it, anna inna end dinner of da
higezt order...


so getsa new bird inna box, it comez in sefural flavurz, crow, blue jay,
anna famblee pak turkee byrdee


order soon befur supleez runz owt


diz wulda beened a gud idermint fur da twoo sisfurz, anna i mineself thinkz
dat petunia or fluffy kitz shuld stock deze...


OEJ, who likes reading ads fur kitty fudz


oej yew are injeanyuss! also mousies in a box and lizzurds in a box.
much fudz can run free in da house until needud.
beauty pleased to have a new fudz


I nose uf a hous wat haz mousies runnin round, an Meomie sed, duz yu
want tu boro a cat? I duznt have mousies hardly effur* cuz I haz cats'
butted thu lady iz skeered uv catz cuz she finks they all skratches
hoomins so she called a hoomin eggsturminatur hoo putted in lotsa traps.
That iz a waste uv mousies. Sumkat shud start a mousie eggsturminayshun
survis.


Mine Uncl Bill had a kitty namd Feather an hee wuz da Mousie God ob
Death. Other peepl in da bilding dey liffd in wood ast to borrow
Feather to kach da mouses in dere compartment. Uncl Bill wood lone
Feather iff da peepl were nise and wood be nise to Feather.

--
WooToo, hoo is scared ob mices

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Old October 31st 11, 04:34 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gramby
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Default emergencee fudz fur cats anna doggie ifin ursef wantsa share

Tu bad u didn’t fink of diz in time for da tu sisterz to order diz in a bak
pak form. Itself izza gragte indearment. Piglett and her house approfved
diz messaje.


"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...

On Oct 31, 11:33 am, Cheryl wrote:
On 2011-10-31 12:52 PM, John Ross Mc Master wrote:





On Mon, 31 Oct 2011 08:07:43 -0500, "Storrmmee"
wrote:


hello ucats, you know hoomins is not alwayz responsible, and den der iz
mofur nashure... so order one of deze birdeez inna box... so when da
utiliteez goez owt ur hoomin can't uze da kanopiner, simplee opin da
cage
witth da latch, no thumbz reqwired, let da birrdee owt, ursef haza
entertainmint, ursef getz warm furm chasin it, anna inna end dinner of
da
higezt order...


so getsa new bird inna box, it comez in sefural flavurz, crow, blue
jay,
anna famblee pak turkee byrdee


order soon befur supleez runz owt


diz wulda beened a gud idermint fur da twoo sisfurz, anna i mineself
thinkz
dat petunia or fluffy kitz shuld stock deze...


OEJ, who likes reading ads fur kitty fudz


oej yew are injeanyuss! also mousies in a box and lizzurds in a box.
much fudz can run free in da house until needud.
beauty pleased to have a new fudz


I nose uf a hous wat haz mousies runnin round, an Meomie sed, duz yu
want tu boro a cat? I duznt have mousies hardly effur* cuz I haz cats'
butted thu lady iz skeered uv catz cuz she finks they all skratches
hoomins so she called a hoomin eggsturminatur hoo putted in lotsa traps.
That iz a waste uv mousies. Sumkat shud start a mousie eggsturminayshun
survis.


Mine Uncl Bill had a kitty namd Feather an hee wuz da Mousie God ob
Death. Other peepl in da bilding dey liffd in wood ast to borrow
Feather to kach da mouses in dere compartment. Uncl Bill wood lone
Feather iff da peepl were nise and wood be nise to Feather.

--
WooToo, hoo is scared ob mices

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Old October 31st 11, 04:49 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Booker
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Default emergencee fudz fur cats anna doggie ifin ursef wantsa share

Howz bout grasshopper pie?

Nice an krunchy.

Xtra source ov high qwality proteen (watefur dat iz).

Makez a wunnerful mid-afternoon snak.

Booker, poster kitty fur grasshopper eeting

On 10/31/2011 6:07 AM, Storrmmee wrote:
hello ucats, you know hoomins is not alwayz responsible, and den der iz
mofur nashure... so order one of deze birdeez inna box... so when da
utiliteez goez owt ur hoomin can't uze da kanopiner, simplee opin da cage
witth da latch, no thumbz reqwired, let da birrdee owt, ursef haza
entertainmint, ursef getz warm furm chasin it, anna inna end dinner of da
higezt order...

so getsa new bird inna box, it comez in sefural flavurz, crow, blue jay,
anna famblee pak turkee byrdee

order soon befur supleez runz owt

diz wulda beened a gud idermint fur da twoo sisfurz, anna i mineself thinkz
dat petunia or fluffy kitz shuld stock deze...

OEJ, who likes reading ads fur kitty fudz


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Old October 31st 11, 05:08 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 31 Oct 2011 08:07:43 -0500, "Storrmmee"
wrote:



hello ucats, you know hoomins is not alwayz responsible, and den der
iz
mofur nashure... so order one of deze birdeez inna box... so when da
utiliteez goez owt ur hoomin can't uze da kanopiner, simplee opin da
cage
witth da latch, no thumbz reqwired, let da birrdee owt, ursef haza
entertainmint, ursef getz warm furm chasin it, anna inna end dinner of
da
higezt order...

so getsa new bird inna box, it comez in sefural flavurz, crow, blue
jay,
anna famblee pak turkee byrdee

order soon befur supleez runz owt

diz wulda beened a gud idermint fur da twoo sisfurz, anna i mineself
thinkz
dat petunia or fluffy kitz shuld stock deze...

OEJ, who likes reading ads fur kitty fudz



oej yew are injeanyuss! also mousies in a box and lizzurds in a box.
much fudz can run free in da house until needud.
beauty pleased to have a new fudz


Awlla da abuff kin kum furrozin, onna stik, tuu.
Snacksikulz!
--
Pitô.ônya

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Old October 31st 11, 05:22 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
MLB[_4_]
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Default emergencee fudz fur cats anna doggie ifin ursef wantsa share

On 10/31/2011 10:49 AM, Booker wrote:
Howz bout grasshopper pie?

Nice an krunchy.

Xtra source ov high qwality proteen (watefur dat iz).

Makez a wunnerful mid-afternoon snak.

Booker, poster kitty fur grasshopper eeting

On 10/31/2011 6:07 AM, Storrmmee wrote:
hello ucats, you know hoomins is not alwayz responsible, and den der iz
mofur nashure... so order one of deze birdeez inna box... so when da
utiliteez goez owt ur hoomin can't uze da kanopiner, simplee opin da cage
witth da latch, no thumbz reqwired, let da birrdee owt, ursef haza
entertainmint, ursef getz warm furm chasin it, anna inna end dinner of da
higezt order...

so getsa new bird inna box, it comez in sefural flavurz, crow, blue jay,
anna famblee pak turkee byrdee

order soon befur supleez runz owt

diz wulda beened a gud idermint fur da twoo sisfurz, anna i mineself
thinkz
dat petunia or fluffy kitz shuld stock deze...

OEJ, who likes reading ads fur kitty fudz



Da pwoblim wif grashopr py iz yu has tu hurk up da feets latr. TuTu
  #9  
Old October 31st 11, 08:18 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Booker
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Hmmm, ize must be doin sumfing rong. Ize nefur hurk up da feetz, ize
dont eet dem in da furst place.

Booker, who left a pile of feet on da patio, cuz meowmie wud NOT let me
bring my hopper in da house to eet.

On 10/31/2011 10:22 AM, MLB wrote:


Da pwoblim wif grashopr py iz yu has tu hurk up da feets latr. TuTu

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Old October 31st 11, 08:36 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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hello ucats, you know hoomins is not alwayz responsible, and den der iz
mofur nashure... so order one of deze birdeez inna box... so when da
utiliteez goez owt ur hoomin can't uze da kanopiner, simplee opin da cage
witth da latch, no thumbz reqwired, let da birrdee owt, ursef haza
entertainmint, ursef getz warm furm chasin it, anna inna end dinner of da
higezt order...

so getsa new bird inna box, it comez in sefural flavurz, crow, blue jay,
anna famblee pak turkee byrdee

order soon befur supleez runz owt

diz wulda beened a gud idermint fur da twoo sisfurz, anna i mineself
thinkz
dat petunia or fluffy kitz shuld stock deze...

OEJ, who likes reading ads fur kitty fudz



oej yew are injeanyuss! also mousies in a box and lizzurds in a box.
much fudz can run free in da house until needud.
beauty pleased to have a new fudz


Awlla da abuff kin kum furrozin, onna stik, tuu.
Snacksikulz!

--
Pitô.ônya


Dat iz uh gud idear...awl uff yu

Mosey fur hiz big famli


 




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