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  #1  
Old August 8th 15, 01:42 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sylvia and P2nya
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Default Awguzt Offseefurrz ov Catmerica

Anuddur Kworterllee repurt

Chayngez since last posting:
Sadly we hab lost Sapphire Samurai, Hoo went tu da Bridge.
He wuz Prezident uf Catmerica furr a long tyme. and wil be mizzt
Lucy lu wuz Vice Purezident of CatAmerica..and iz neow .Prezident uf
Catmerica

In addishun, after the last posting, the following changes were made:

Secretary of Elder Kitties: Rebecca, age Sweet 16
Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties: OEJ
Deputy Assistant Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties: Daisy-chan the
magnifiscent Age 14-18:
Sub-Deputy Assistant Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties: Amelia Age 14
Secretary of Defense: Mosey

Diz wuz awl dat I rememfurr. Are dere enny additionz ur correkshunz???
================================================== ====
..
*** Offseefurrz ov Catmerica, by title and rank ***

Original Grand Pooh-Bah ... Lovable Louise
Grand Pooh-Bah ... P2nya
Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... Mosey
Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... Sundance
Deputy Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... PookyKat

Prezident uf Catmerica ...Lucy lu


Candle Liter ... N-E-Kitty, NEtyme, NEreeson.

Chancellor of the Exchequer ...Mosey
Chief Justicat ... Samuel Redcat Mahoney
Vice Chief Justicat ... OEJ
Assistant Chief Justicat ... Pipps
Sheriff of the Catmerica Police Department ... Rosco P.Catrane
Deputy Assistant to Sheriff ... Rowan
Deputy Chief Inspektor ... Sundance
Deputy Dog of Fire Prevention ... Cash
Police Dispatcher ... Little Kitty
Document Examiner ... Lilith Kitten Mahoney

Diplocat 2 Canada ... Mosey
Diplocat 2 Egypt, and Temple of Bast ... MeOwy
Diplocat 2 Furrance ... Rebecca
Diplocat 2 Mexico ... Lucy
Diplocat 2 Moon ... Amelia
Diplocat 2 White House ... Pi2nya
Diplocat 2 Doggies ... Daisy-chan
Assistant Diplocat 4 Doggies ... Iowna


Fixing the Human Economy ... Clarence
Assistant for Fixing the Human Economy ... SamWise
Chaircat of da Committee fur Monitoring Mischief...Ranger Greykitten

Co-Secretaries of Bittees ... Piglett and Wascal
Assistant Co-Secretarie of Bittees ... Sqweex
"The Maggie May Bittee Committee":
Bear, Minnie, Mosey, Pooky, Pipps, Shadow,
Squeekz, Sundance,Sunrise,
and all other interested kitteez
Secretary of Agricultshure ... Lorelei
Secretary of Defense ...Mosey

Secretary of Educating Humans ... Little Kitty
Senior Adviser 2 Secretary 4 educating Hoominz ...WooToo
Secretary of Elder Kitties: Rebecca, age Sweet 16
Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties: OEJ
Deputy Assistant Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties: Daisy-chan
the magnifiscent,


age 14-18:
Sub-Deputy Assistant Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties:
Amelia Age 14
Secretary of Exterior ... Wascal
Secretary of Fudzs ... Beauty
Secretary Uv Hoomin Welfare ... Beauty
Secretary of Interior ... MeOwy
Assitant to Secretary of Interior ... Miss Tina Marie
Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin ...Harri
~~~~~~~//~~~~~~~~~

*** Offisifurrz Uff Catmerica, Alfabetikulee By Nayme ***

Amelia ... Diplocat 2 Moon,
Sub-Deputy Assistant Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties
Beauty ... Secretary of Fudz
Secretary Uv Hoomin Welfare
Bear ... Maggie May Bittee Committee
Daisy-chan ... Diplocat 2 Doggies
Cash ... Deputy Dog of Fire Prevention
Clarence ... Fixing the Human Economy
Daisy-chan the magnifiscent...Deputy Assistant Vice Secretary of Elder
Kitties
Harri ...Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin
Iowna ... Assistant Diplocat 4 Doggies
Lilith Kitten Mahoney ...Document Examiner
Little Kitty ... Police Dispatcher,
Secretary 4 Educating Hoominz
Lorelei ... Secretary of Agricultshure
Lucy ... Diplocat 2 Mexico
Lucy lu...Vice Purezident of CatAmerica...
MeOwy ... Secretary of Interior,
Diplocat 2 Egypt and the Temple of Bast
Minnie ... Co-Secretaree of Bittees
Mosey ... Vice Grand Pooh-Bah,
Diplocat 2 Catnada
Chancellor of the Exchequer,

Secretary of Defense
Maggie May Bittee Committee awl kittez ho wannabe
N-E Kitty ... Candle Liter ... N.E.tyme, N.E.reeson.
OEJ...Vice Chief Justicat
Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties
Piglett ... Co-Secretary of Bittees
Pipps ... Assistant Chief Justicat. Maggie May Bittee Committee
Pit2nya ...Grand Pooh-Bah
Diplocat 2 White House
PookyKat ... Deputy Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah
Maggie May Bittee Committee
Ranger Greykitten...Chaircat of da Committee fur Monitoring Mischief
Rebecca ... Diplocat 2 Furnance
Secretary of Elder Kitties
Rosco P. Catrane ... Sheriff of Catmerica
Rowan ... Deputy Assistant to Sheriff
Samuel Redcat Mahoney ... Chief Justicat
SamWise ... Assistant for Fixing the Human Economy
Sapphire Samurai ... Prezident of Catmerica
Shadow ... Co-Secretaree of Bittees
Sqweex ... Assistant Co-Secretarie of Bittees
Sundance .. Asst. Vice Grand Pooh-Bah,
Deputy Chief Inspektor
Maggie May Bittee Committee
Sunrise ... Co-Secretaree of Bittees
Miss Tina Marie... Assitant to Secretary of Interior
Wascal ... Secretary of Exterior,
Co-Secretary of Bittees

Respeckfully submittid,
Pit2önya AKA Sweetee
Grand Pooh-Bah





  #2  
Old August 8th 15, 04:04 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey=^..^=[_3_]
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Default Awguzt Offseefurrz ov Catmerica

P2nya, dat candle site iz gone cuz sum meen hoominz put in ugly messages
Mrrrrrrrrt!
Mosey,
Vice Grand Poo Bah

"Sylvia and P2nya" wrote

Anuddur Kworterllee repurt

Chayngez since last posting:
Sadly we hab lost Sapphire Samurai, Hoo went tu da Bridge.
He wuz Prezident uf Catmerica furr a long tyme. and wil be mizzt
Lucy lu wuz Vice Purezident of CatAmerica..and iz neow .Prezident uf
Catmerica

In addishun, after the last posting, the following changes were made:

Secretary of Elder Kitties: Rebecca, age Sweet 16
Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties: OEJ
Deputy Assistant Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties: Daisy-chan the
magnifiscent Age 14-18:
Sub-Deputy Assistant Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties: Amelia Age 14
Secretary of Defense: Mosey

Diz wuz awl dat I rememfurr. Are dere enny additionz ur correkshunz???
================================================== ====
..
*** Offseefurrz ov Catmerica, by title and rank ***

Original Grand Pooh-Bah ... Lovable Louise
Grand Pooh-Bah ... P2nya
Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... Mosey
Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... Sundance
Deputy Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... PookyKat

Prezident uf Catmerica ...Lucy lu


Candle Liter ... N-E-Kitty, NEtyme, NEreeson.

Chancellor of the Exchequer ...Mosey
Chief Justicat ... Samuel Redcat Mahoney
Vice Chief Justicat ... OEJ
Assistant Chief Justicat ... Pipps
Sheriff of the Catmerica Police Department ... Rosco P.Catrane
Deputy Assistant to Sheriff ... Rowan
Deputy Chief Inspektor ... Sundance
Deputy Dog of Fire Prevention ... Cash
Police Dispatcher ... Little Kitty
Document Examiner ... Lilith Kitten Mahoney

Diplocat 2 Canada ... Mosey
Diplocat 2 Egypt, and Temple of Bast ... MeOwy
Diplocat 2 Furrance ... Rebecca
Diplocat 2 Mexico ... Lucy
Diplocat 2 Moon ... Amelia
Diplocat 2 White House ... Pi2nya
Diplocat 2 Doggies ... Daisy-chan
Assistant Diplocat 4 Doggies ... Iowna


Fixing the Human Economy ... Clarence
Assistant for Fixing the Human Economy ... SamWise
Chaircat of da Committee fur Monitoring Mischief...Ranger Greykitten

Co-Secretaries of Bittees ... Piglett and Wascal
Assistant Co-Secretarie of Bittees ... Sqweex
"The Maggie May Bittee Committee":
Bear, Minnie, Mosey, Pooky, Pipps, Shadow,
Squeekz, Sundance,Sunrise,
and all other interested kitteez
Secretary of Agricultshure ... Lorelei
Secretary of Defense ...Mosey

Secretary of Educating Humans ... Little Kitty
Senior Adviser 2 Secretary 4 educating Hoominz ...WooToo
Secretary of Elder Kitties: Rebecca, age Sweet 16
Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties: OEJ
Deputy Assistant Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties: Daisy-chan
the magnifiscent,


age 14-18:
Sub-Deputy Assistant Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties:
Amelia Age 14
Secretary of Exterior ... Wascal
Secretary of Fudzs ... Beauty
Secretary Uv Hoomin Welfare ... Beauty
Secretary of Interior ... MeOwy
Assitant to Secretary of Interior ... Miss Tina Marie
Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin ...Harri
~~~~~~~//~~~~~~~~~

*** Offisifurrz Uff Catmerica, Alfabetikulee By Nayme ***

Amelia ... Diplocat 2 Moon,
Sub-Deputy Assistant Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties
Beauty ... Secretary of Fudz
Secretary Uv Hoomin Welfare
Bear ... Maggie May Bittee Committee
Daisy-chan ... Diplocat 2 Doggies
Cash ... Deputy Dog of Fire Prevention
Clarence ... Fixing the Human Economy
Daisy-chan the magnifiscent...Deputy Assistant Vice Secretary of Elder
Kitties
Harri ...Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin
Iowna ... Assistant Diplocat 4 Doggies
Lilith Kitten Mahoney ...Document Examiner
Little Kitty ... Police Dispatcher,
Secretary 4 Educating Hoominz
Lorelei ... Secretary of Agricultshure
Lucy ... Diplocat 2 Mexico
Lucy lu...Vice Purezident of CatAmerica...
MeOwy ... Secretary of Interior,
Diplocat 2 Egypt and the Temple of Bast
Minnie ... Co-Secretaree of Bittees
Mosey ... Vice Grand Pooh-Bah,
Diplocat 2 Catnada
Chancellor of the Exchequer,

Secretary of Defense
Maggie May Bittee Committee awl kittez ho wannabe
N-E Kitty ... Candle Liter ... N.E.tyme, N.E.reeson.
OEJ...Vice Chief Justicat
Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties
Piglett ... Co-Secretary of Bittees
Pipps ... Assistant Chief Justicat. Maggie May Bittee Committee
Pit2nya ...Grand Pooh-Bah
Diplocat 2 White House
PookyKat ... Deputy Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah
Maggie May Bittee Committee
Ranger Greykitten...Chaircat of da Committee fur Monitoring Mischief
Rebecca ... Diplocat 2 Furnance
Secretary of Elder Kitties
Rosco P. Catrane ... Sheriff of Catmerica
Rowan ... Deputy Assistant to Sheriff
Samuel Redcat Mahoney ... Chief Justicat
SamWise ... Assistant for Fixing the Human Economy
Sapphire Samurai ... Prezident of Catmerica
Shadow ... Co-Secretaree of Bittees
Sqweex ... Assistant Co-Secretarie of Bittees
Sundance .. Asst. Vice Grand Pooh-Bah,
Deputy Chief Inspektor
Maggie May Bittee Committee
Sunrise ... Co-Secretaree of Bittees
Miss Tina Marie... Assitant to Secretary of Interior
Wascal ... Secretary of Exterior,
Co-Secretary of Bittees

Respeckfully submittid,
Pit2önya AKA Sweetee
Grand Pooh-Bah




  #3  
Old August 8th 15, 09:57 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
cshenk
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Default Awguzt Offseefurrz ov Catmerica

Sylvia and P2nya wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:

Anuddur Kworterllee repurt

Chayngez since last posting:
Sadly we hab lost Sapphire Samurai, Hoo went tu da Bridge.
He wuz Prezident uf Catmerica furr a long tyme. and wil be mizzt
Lucy lu wuz Vice Purezident of CatAmerica..and iz neow .Prezident uf
Catmerica

In addishun, after the last posting, the following changes were made:

Secretary of Elder Kitties: Rebecca, age Sweet 16
Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties: OEJ
Deputy Assistant Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties: Daisy-chan the
magnifiscent Age 14-18: Sub-Deputy Assistant Vice Secretary
of Elder Kitties: Amelia Age 14 Secretary of Defense: Mosey

Diz wuz awl dat I rememfurr. Are dere enny additionz ur
correkshunz??? ================================================== ====
.
*** Offseefurrz ov Catmerica, by title and rank ***

Original Grand Pooh-Bah ... Lovable Louise
Grand Pooh-Bah ... P2nya
Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... Mosey
Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... Sundance
Deputy Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... PookyKat

Prezident uf Catmerica ...Lucy lu


Candle Liter ... N-E-Kitty, NEtyme, NEreeson.

Chancellor of the Exchequer ...Mosey
Chief Justicat ... Samuel Redcat Mahoney
Vice Chief Justicat ... OEJ
Assistant Chief Justicat ... Pipps
Sheriff of the Catmerica Police Department ... Rosco P.Catrane
Deputy Assistant to Sheriff ... Rowan
Deputy Chief Inspektor ... Sundance
Deputy Dog of Fire Prevention ... Cash
Police Dispatcher ... Little Kitty
Document Examiner ... Lilith Kitten Mahoney

Diplocat 2 Canada ... Mosey
Diplocat 2 Egypt, and Temple of Bast ... MeOwy
Diplocat 2 Furrance ... Rebecca
Diplocat 2 Mexico ... Lucy
Diplocat 2 Moon ... Amelia
Diplocat 2 White House ... Pi2nya
Diplocat 2 Doggies ... Daisy-chan
Assistant Diplocat 4 Doggies ... Iowna


Fixing the Human Economy ... Clarence
Assistant for Fixing the Human Economy ... SamWise
Chaircat of da Committee fur Monitoring Mischief...Ranger Greykitten

Co-Secretaries of Bittees ... Piglett and Wascal
Assistant Co-Secretarie of Bittees ... Sqweex
"The Maggie May Bittee Committee":
Bear, Minnie, Mosey, Pooky, Pipps, Shadow,
Squeekz, Sundance,Sunrise,
and all other interested kitteez
Secretary of Agricultshure ... Lorelei
Secretary of Defense ...Mosey

Secretary of Educating Humans ... Little Kitty
Senior Adviser 2 Secretary 4 educating Hoominz ...WooToo
Secretary of Elder Kitties: Rebecca, age Sweet 16
Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties: OEJ
Deputy Assistant Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties:
Daisy-chan the magnifiscent, age 14-18

: Sub-Deputy Assistant Vice Secretary of
Elder Kitties: Amelia Age 14 Secretary of Exterior ... Wascal
Secretary of Fudzs ... Beauty
Secretary Uv Hoomin Welfare ... Beauty
Secretary of Interior ... MeOwy
Assitant to Secretary of Interior ... Miss Tina Marie
Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin ...Harri
~~~~~~~//~~~~~~~~~

*** Offisifurrz Uff Catmerica, Alfabetikulee By Nayme ***

Amelia ... Diplocat 2 Moon,
Sub-Deputy Assistant Vice Secretary of Elder
Kitties Beauty ... Secretary of Fudz
Secretary Uv Hoomin Welfare
Bear ... Maggie May Bittee Committee
Daisy-chan ... Diplocat 2 Doggies
Cash ... Deputy Dog of Fire Prevention
Clarence ... Fixing the Human Economy
Daisy-chan the magnifiscent...Deputy Assistant Vice Secretary of
Elder Kitties Harri ...Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin
Iowna ... Assistant Diplocat 4 Doggies
Lilith Kitten Mahoney ...Document Examiner
Little Kitty ... Police Dispatcher,
Secretary 4 Educating Hoominz
Lorelei ... Secretary of Agricultshure
Lucy ... Diplocat 2 Mexico
Lucy lu...Vice Purezident of CatAmerica...
MeOwy ... Secretary of Interior,
Diplocat 2 Egypt and the Temple of Bast
Minnie ... Co-Secretaree of Bittees
Mosey ... Vice Grand Pooh-Bah,
Diplocat 2 Catnada
Chancellor of the Exchequer,

Secretary of Defense
Maggie May Bittee Committee awl kittez ho wannabe
N-E Kitty ... Candle Liter ... N.E.tyme, N.E.reeson.
OEJ...Vice Chief Justicat
Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties
Piglett ... Co-Secretary of Bittees
Pipps ... Assistant Chief Justicat. Maggie May Bittee Committee
Pit2nya ...Grand Pooh-Bah
Diplocat 2 White House
PookyKat ... Deputy Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah
Maggie May Bittee Committee
Ranger Greykitten...Chaircat of da Committee fur Monitoring Mischief
Rebecca ... Diplocat 2 Furnance
Secretary of Elder Kitties
Rosco P. Catrane ... Sheriff of Catmerica
Rowan ... Deputy Assistant to Sheriff
Samuel Redcat Mahoney ... Chief Justicat
SamWise ... Assistant for Fixing the Human Economy
Sapphire Samurai ... Prezident of Catmerica
Shadow ... Co-Secretaree of Bittees
Sqweex ... Assistant Co-Secretarie of Bittees
Sundance .. Asst. Vice Grand Pooh-Bah,
Deputy Chief Inspektor
Maggie May Bittee Committee
Sunrise ... Co-Secretaree of Bittees
Miss Tina Marie... Assitant to Secretary of Interior
Wascal ... Secretary of Exterior,
Co-Secretary of Bittees

Respeckfully submittid,
Pit2vnya AKA Sweetee
Grand Pooh-Bah


Daisy-chan hops up to the keyboard with Iowna beside her. Iowna puts
on her headphones and activates her screen reader and the 2 peruse the
list. Cash peers up at the screen and the 3 confur.

"Lucy Lu, if you need help I can be Vice Purezident of CatAmerica if
that works fur you?" says Daisy-chan. "I kin also double a bit to
watch out fur asia". (-chan is Japanese for beloved one)

Iowna speaks up and asks "Do you need a diplo-doggie to the Pooh-ba?
Dey wud answer if a big thing comed up? Iffin so, I nominate Cash".

Also iffin it wouldn't be too bold?

Iowna as: assistant doggie to Chaircat of da Committee fur Monitoring
Mischief

O anna update age on, Deputy Assistant Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties:
Daisy-chan the magnifiscent, age 14-18 (update to 15-19 now.).

Daisy-chan cud not have been borned I cud not have been borned later
dan 1999 or meebby 2000. Iffin we use 2000, she's 15 but she maight be
older anna she don't know.

Daisy-chan purrs ar her 2 fur buddies and calls it good while Cash
grins.

--

  #4  
Old August 9th 15, 02:11 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Ranger MacDude
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Default Awguzt Offseefurrz ov Catmerica

Iowna speaks up and asks "Do you need a diplo-doggie to the Pooh-ba?
Dey wud answer if a big thing comed up? Iffin so, I nominate Cash".

Also iffin it wouldn't be too bold?

Iowna as: assistant doggie to Chaircat of da Committee fur Monitoring
Mischief


I'z could use a 'ssistant doggie.

Ranger
  #5  
Old August 9th 15, 07:21 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sylvia and P2nya
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Posts: 74
Default Awguzt Offseefurrz ov Catmerica


"Ranger MacDude" wrote in message
...
Iowna speaks up and asks "Do you need a diplo-doggie to the Pooh-ba?
Dey wud answer if a big thing comed up? Iffin so, I nominate Cash".

Also iffin it wouldn't be too bold?

Iowna as: assistant doggie to Chaircat of da Committee fur Monitoring
Mischief


I'z could use a 'ssistant doggie.

Ranger

Fasngu furr deze wunnerfol slugjeztenz!
I wyll enkorpurr8 dem shortlee.
Pit2nya


  #6  
Old August 9th 15, 08:20 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sylvia and P2nya
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Posts: 74
Default Awguzt Offseefurrz ov Catmerica...fynul vershun

{Avtur remoovink 145.s}

Addishunz:

Diplo-Doggie to the Pooh-Bah ... Cash
Asst Chaircat of da Committee fur Monitoring Mischief ... Iowna
Vice Prezident of CatAmerica ...Daisy-chan



Diz iz gettin tu b a lottah woik

Wud ennykitty voluntear tu b mine

Sekkerterry in Charge ov da Ocifurrz Lizt?

Purrrleeeeez?



P2nya

Grand Pooh-Bah {in charge ov tuu mutsh}...



----- Original Message -----

From: "Sylvia and P2nya"

Newsgroups: rec.pets.cats.community

Sent: Friday, August 07, 2015 5:42 PM

Subject: Awguzt Offseefurrz ov Catmerica



Anuddur Kworterllee repurt

Chayngez since last posting:
Sadly we hab lost Sapphire Samurai, Hoo went tu da Bridge.
He wuz Prezident uf Catmerica furr a long tyme. and wil be mizzt
Lucy lu wuz Vice Purezident of CatAmerica..and iz neow .Prezident uf
Catmerica

In addishun, after the last posting, the following changes were made:

Secretary of Elder Kitties: Rebecca, age Sweet 16
Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties: OEJ
Deputy Assistant Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties: Daisy-chan the
magnifiscent Age 14-18:
Sub-Deputy Assistant Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties: Amelia Age 14
Secretary of Defense: Mosey

Diz wuz awl dat I rememfurr. Are dere enny additionz ur correkshunz???
================================================== ====
. *** Offseefurrz ov Catmerica, by title and rank ***

Original Grand Pooh-Bah ... Lovable Louise
Grand Pooh-Bah ... P2nya
Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... Mosey
Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... Sundance
Deputy Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... PookyKat
Diplo-Doggie to the Pooh-Bah ... Cash



Prezident uf Catmerica ...Lucy lu
Vice Prezident of CatAmerica ...Daisy-chan

Candle Liter ... N-E-Kitty, NEtyme, NEreeson.
Chaircat of da Committee fur Monitoring Mischief...Ranger Greykitten

Asst Chaircat of da Committee fur Monitoring Mischief ... Iowna
Chancellor of the Exchequer ...Mosey
Chief Justicat ... Samuel Redcat Mahoney
Vice Chief Justicat ... OEJ
Assistant Chief Justicat ... Pipps


Sheriff of the Catmerica Police Department ... Rosco P.Catrane
Deputy Assistant to Sheriff ... Rowan
Deputy Chief Inspektor ... Sundance
Deputy Dog of Fire Prevention ... Cash
Police Dispatcher ... Little Kitty
Document Examiner ... Lilith Kitten Mahoney

Diplocat 2 Canada ... Mosey
Diplocat 2 Egypt, and Temple of Bast ... MeOwy
Diplocat 2 Furrance ... Rebecca
Diplocat 2 Mexico ... Lucy
Diplocat 2 Moon ... Amelia
Diplocat 2 White House ... Pi2nya
Diplocat 2 Doggies ... Daisy-chan
Assistant Diplocat 4 Doggies ... Iowna

Fixing the Human Economy ... Clarence
Assistant for Fixing the Human Economy ... SamWise


Co-Secretaries of Bittees ... Piglett and Wascal
Assistant Co-Secretarie of Bittees ... Sqweex
"The Maggie May Bittee Committee":
Bear, Minnie, Mosey, Pooky, Pipps, Shadow,
Squeekz, Sundance,Sunrise,
and all other interested kitteez
Secretary of Agricultshure ... Lorelei
Secretary of Defense ...Mosey
Secretary of Educating Humans ... Little Kitty
Senior Adviser 2 Secretary 4 educating Hoominz ...WooToo
Secretary of Elder Kitties: Rebecca, age Sweet 16
Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties: OEJ
Deputy Assistant Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties: Daisy-chan
the magnifiscent,age 15-19 :
Sub-Deputy Assistant Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties:
Amelia Age 14
Secretary of Exterior ... Wascal
Secretary of Fudzs ... Beauty
Secretary Uv Hoomin Welfare ... Beauty
Secretary of Interior ... MeOwy
Assitant to Secretary of Interior ... Miss Tina Marie
Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin ...Harri
~~~~~~~//~~~~~~~~~
*** Offisifurrz Uff Catmerica, Alfabetikulee By Nayme ***

Amelia ... Diplocat 2 Moon,
Sub-Deputy Assistant Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties
Beauty ... Secretary of Fudz
Secretary Uv Hoomin Welfare
Bear ... Maggie May Bittee Committee
Daisy-chan ... Diplocat 2 Doggies, Vice Prezident of CatAmerica
Cash ... Deputy Dog of Fire Prevention

Diplo-Doggie to the Pooh-Bah

Clarence ... Fixing the Human Economy
Daisy-chan the magnifiscent...Vice Prezident of CatAmerica,

Deputy Assistant Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties
Harri ...Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin
Iowna ... Assistant Diplocat 4 Doggies,

Diplo-Doggie to the Pooh-Bah

Asst Chaircat of da Committee fur Monitoring Mischief
Lilith Kitten Mahoney ...Document Examiner
Little Kitty ... Police Dispatcher,
Secretary 4 Educating Hoominz
Lorelei ... Secretary of Agricultshure
Lucy ... Diplocat 2 Mexico
Lucy lu...Vice Purezident of CatAmerica...
MeOwy ... Secretary of Interior,
Diplocat 2 Egypt and the Temple of Bast
Minnie ... Co-Secretaree of Bittees
Mosey ... Vice Grand Pooh-Bah,
Diplocat 2 Catnada
Chancellor of the Exchequer,
Secretary of Defense
Maggie May Bittee Committee awl kittez ho wannabe
N-E Kitty ... Candle Liter ... N.E.tyme, N.E.reeson.
OEJ...Vice Chief Justicat
Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties
Piglett ... Co-Secretary of Bittees
Pipps ... Assistant Chief Justicat. Maggie May Bittee Committee
Pit2nya ...Grand Pooh-Bah
Diplocat 2 White House
PookyKat ... Deputy Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah

Ranger Greykitten...Chaircat of da Committee fur Monitoring Mischief
Rebecca ... Diplocat 2 Furnance
Secretary of Elder Kitties
Rosco P. Catrane ... Sheriff of Catmerica
Rowan ... Deputy Assistant to Sheriff
Samuel Redcat Mahoney ... Chief Justicat
SamWise ... Assistant for Fixing the Human Economy
Sapphire Samurai ... Prezident of Catmerica
Shadow ... Co-Secretaree of Bittees
Sqweex ... Assistant Co-Secretarie of Bittees
Sundance .. Asst. Vice Grand Pooh-Bah,
Deputy Chief Inspektor
Maggie May Bittee Committee
Sunrise ... Co-Secretaree of Bittees
Miss Tina Marie... Assitant to Secretary of Interior
Wascal ... Secretary of Exterior,
Co-Secretary of Bittees

Respeckfully submittid,
Pit2önya AKA Sweetee
Grand Pooh-Bah


  #7  
Old August 9th 15, 08:23 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Amelia T Cat
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Default Awguzt Offseefurrz ov Catmerica...fynul vershun

Diz iz gettin tu b a lottah woik

Wud ennykitty voluntear tu b mine

Sekkerterry in Charge ov da Ocifurrz Lizt?

Purrrleeeeez?



P2nya


I believe I could help with that, Miz Poobah.

Amelia

  #8  
Old August 9th 15, 09:32 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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"Amelia T Cat" wrote in message ...

Diz iz gettin tu b a lottah woik

Wud ennykitty voluntear tu b mine

Sekkerterry in Charge ov da Ocifurrz Lizt?

Purrrleeeeez?



P2nya


I believe I could help with that, Miz Poobah.


Amelia


Ai cud hulp yew ulso, mayhaps.

Mosey
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Old August 9th 15, 10:24 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
cshenk
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Ranger MacDude wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:

Iowna speaks up and asks "Do you need a diplo-doggie to the Pooh-ba?
Dey wud answer if a big thing comed up? Iffin so, I nominate Cash".

Also iffin it wouldn't be too bold?

Iowna as: assistant doggie to Chaircat of da Committee fur
Monitoring Mischief


I'z could use a 'ssistant doggie.

Ranger


Iowna squeezz wif delight! She knows so much about mischief! She can
sniff it before it happens anna turn it to fun stuff!

She wanders off to whisper and giggle with Ranger.

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Old August 10th 15, 12:11 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Toonya, Sweetee, mebbe dis wuz postid a wile ago, but Sapphire Samurai is still wif ussez. Lucy Lu will hav to wate to be Purrsident.

Sundance
 




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