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Red iz drowning dammit -do sumthin! Zizi! Calling Zizi Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
: :: Nathan pushes the speed button on his hoovercraft harder and makes : it : :: to the plane a few minutes after Chester and Clarence. : :: : :: I'm here! How do we get in? Do you see a door anywhere? : :: : :: Wascal's ear perks up, the one that isn't scarred and permanently : :: bent from the epic fight with the raccoom : :: : :: Heer DAT, Mr. Outlaw. Der issa hoovurcraft out der an dey ain heer to : :: hep YOO. Iff yoo gib up no one wil hurted yoo. : :: : :: Wascal : :: : :: : :: HA! I'm not afraid uf yoo OR thoze cats inna hoovercraft. I can beat : : yoo : :: up wiff one paw tied behind my back! ~Purlie whirls around, gun in : : hand, : :: when suddenly KA-FOOOOMMMM... he's ejected outta thuh plane by the : : automatic : :: ejection device.~ Uh-oh, Wascal, I think you'd better know how to fly : : that : :: plaaaaaaaaaannnnnneeee.... ! Purlie lands in the lake with a : : ker-splash! : :: : :: Clarence sees the cat flying through the air and landing in the lake. : :: He gets back on his hoovercraft and flies it from inside the plane to : :: the lake to see if Purlie needs help getting out of the water. : : : : Unthinking Red Rory leaps into the lake and somehow gets to Purlie wherein : : he clamps his mouth onto Purlie's throat, while trying to gut him with his : : back claws. Unfortunately this causes both of them to sink, but neither : : gives way. As they sink below the surface, ripples and watery sputters are : : all one can see or hear : : Hez drownin! Wait up, RED..I'M KOMIN' : (Einstein dives in and using his tail for a rudder aims for the bubbles : visible on the water's surface) : : Einstein, have them grab the inner tube that I lowered. I'll fill it : with air as soon as they do and it'll come up. : : Clarence- Hide quoted text - : : - Show quoted text - : : Very close to the water : : Get dat bad-kitty up wer I kin shoot him a widdle. DAT will slow him : down. : : waits : : Wascal Panting, Einstein reaches the bubbles in the water. taking a deep breath, he dives downward. Only the tip of his black tail remains feathered on the surface. In the center of a small geyser of water, Einstein bursts upward. Between his teeth are two tails, one is red striped, the other gray. He swims towards shore pulling behind him both Red Rory and the Purrano soldier-kat. Neither of them show any signs of life. Their limp bodies simply follow their tails as they float behind Einstein. mmmfffh, Einstein is trying to tell Clarence and Wascal something, but he's finding it hard to talk with the two cat-tails clamped in his jaw. mmmmmmmmgetoxygenphhhhhhhh Einstein |
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Red iz drowning dammit -do sumthin! Zizi! Calling Zizi Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
On Dec 1, 2:17 pm, "squiffer" wrote:
: :: Nathan pushes the speed button on his hoovercraft harder and makes : it : :: to the plane a few minutes after Chester and Clarence. : :: : :: I'm here! How do we get in? Do you see a door anywhere? : :: : :: Wascal's ear perks up, the one that isn't scarred and permanently : :: bent from the epic fight with the raccoom : :: : :: Heer DAT, Mr. Outlaw. Der issa hoovurcraft out der an dey ain heer to : :: hep YOO. Iff yoo gib up no one wil hurted yoo. : :: : :: Wascal : :: : :: : :: HA! I'm not afraid uf yoo OR thoze cats inna hoovercraft. I can beat : : yoo : :: up wiff one paw tied behind my back! ~Purlie whirls around, gun in : : hand, : :: when suddenly KA-FOOOOMMMM... he's ejected outta thuh plane by the : : automatic : :: ejection device.~ Uh-oh, Wascal, I think you'd better know how to fly : : that : :: plaaaaaaaaaannnnnneeee.... ! Purlie lands in the lake with a : : ker-splash! : :: : :: Clarence sees the cat flying through the air and landing in the lake. : :: He gets back on his hoovercraft and flies it from inside the plane to : :: the lake to see if Purlie needs help getting out of the water. : : : : Unthinking Red Rory leaps into the lake and somehow gets to Purlie wherein : : he clamps his mouth onto Purlie's throat, while trying to gut him with his : : back claws. Unfortunately this causes both of them to sink, but neither : : gives way. As they sink below the surface, ripples and watery sputters are : : all one can see or hear : : Hez drownin! Wait up, RED..I'M KOMIN' : (Einstein dives in and using his tail for a rudder aims for the bubbles : visible on the water's surface) : : Einstein, have them grab the inner tube that I lowered. I'll fill it : with air as soon as they do and it'll come up. : : Clarence- Hide quoted text - : : - Show quoted text - : : Very close to the water : : Get dat bad-kitty up wer I kin shoot him a widdle. DAT will slow him : down. : : waits : : Wascal Panting, Einstein reaches the bubbles in the water. taking a deep breath, he dives downward. Only the tip of his black tail remains feathered on the surface. In the center of a small geyser of water, Einstein bursts upward. Between his teeth are two tails, one is red striped, the other gray. He swims towards shore pulling behind him both Red Rory and the Purrano soldier-kat. Neither of them show any signs of life. Their limp bodies simply follow their tails as they float behind Einstein. mmmfffh, Einstein is trying to tell Clarence and Wascal something, but he's finding it hard to talk with the two cat-tails clamped in his jaw. Wascal; drops into the water and graps the nearer of the two limp- kittees by the nape of the neck (who does he have? It's a gray tail) and heads for shore. The sounds emanating from between his teeth testify to the effort, the cold and the WET He hopes to feel some breathing from his charge as he keeps their heads out of the water. He looks to Einstein. -- mmmmmmmmgetoxygenphhhhhhhh Einstein |
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Red iz drowning dammit -do sumthin! Zizi! Calling Zizi Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
squiffer wrote:
: :: Nathan pushes the speed button on his hoovercraft harder and makes : it : :: to the plane a few minutes after Chester and Clarence. : :: : :: I'm here! How do we get in? Do you see a door anywhere? : :: : :: Wascal's ear perks up, the one that isn't scarred and permanently : :: bent from the epic fight with the raccoom : :: : :: Heer DAT, Mr. Outlaw. Der issa hoovurcraft out der an dey ain heer to : :: hep YOO. Iff yoo gib up no one wil hurted yoo. : :: : :: Wascal : :: : :: : :: HA! I'm not afraid uf yoo OR thoze cats inna hoovercraft. I can beat : : yoo : :: up wiff one paw tied behind my back! ~Purlie whirls around, gun in : : hand, : :: when suddenly KA-FOOOOMMMM... he's ejected outta thuh plane by the : : automatic : :: ejection device.~ Uh-oh, Wascal, I think you'd better know how to fly : : that : :: plaaaaaaaaaannnnnneeee.... ! Purlie lands in the lake with a : : ker-splash! : :: : :: Clarence sees the cat flying through the air and landing in the lake. : :: He gets back on his hoovercraft and flies it from inside the plane to : :: the lake to see if Purlie needs help getting out of the water. : : : : Unthinking Red Rory leaps into the lake and somehow gets to Purlie wherein : : he clamps his mouth onto Purlie's throat, while trying to gut him with his : : back claws. Unfortunately this causes both of them to sink, but neither : : gives way. As they sink below the surface, ripples and watery sputters are : : all one can see or hear : : Hez drownin! Wait up, RED..I'M KOMIN' : (Einstein dives in and using his tail for a rudder aims for the bubbles : visible on the water's surface) : : Einstein, have them grab the inner tube that I lowered. I'll fill it : with air as soon as they do and it'll come up. : : Clarence- Hide quoted text - : : - Show quoted text - : : Very close to the water : : Get dat bad-kitty up wer I kin shoot him a widdle. DAT will slow him : down. : : waits : : Wascal Panting, Einstein reaches the bubbles in the water. taking a deep breath, he dives downward. Only the tip of his black tail remains feathered on the surface. In the center of a small geyser of water, Einstein bursts upward. Between his teeth are two tails, one is red striped, the other gray. He swims towards shore pulling behind him both Red Rory and the Purrano soldier-kat. Neither of them show any signs of life. Their limp bodies simply follow their tails as they float behind Einstein. mmmfffh, Einstein is trying to tell Clarence and Wascal something, but he's finding it hard to talk with the two cat-tails clamped in his jaw. mmmmmmmmgetoxygenphhhhhhhh Einstein Clarence follows Einstein on his hoovercraft. He reaches into the trunk of his hoovercraft and pulls out an oxygen tank with several cat shaped masks on it. Einstein, get up here with them. We can put these masks on their faces and turn on the oxygen tank. |
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Red iz drowning dammit -do sumthin! Zizi! Calling Zizi Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
Will in New Haven wrote:
On Dec 1, 2:17 pm, "squiffer" wrote: : :: Nathan pushes the speed button on his hoovercraft harder and makes : it : :: to the plane a few minutes after Chester and Clarence. : :: : :: I'm here! How do we get in? Do you see a door anywhere? : :: : :: Wascal's ear perks up, the one that isn't scarred and permanently : :: bent from the epic fight with the raccoom : :: : :: Heer DAT, Mr. Outlaw. Der issa hoovurcraft out der an dey ain heer to : :: hep YOO. Iff yoo gib up no one wil hurted yoo. : :: : :: Wascal : :: : :: : :: HA! I'm not afraid uf yoo OR thoze cats inna hoovercraft. I can beat : : yoo : :: up wiff one paw tied behind my back! ~Purlie whirls around, gun in : : hand, : :: when suddenly KA-FOOOOMMMM... he's ejected outta thuh plane by the : : automatic : :: ejection device.~ Uh-oh, Wascal, I think you'd better know how to fly : : that : :: plaaaaaaaaaannnnnneeee.... ! Purlie lands in the lake with a : : ker-splash! : :: : :: Clarence sees the cat flying through the air and landing in the lake. : :: He gets back on his hoovercraft and flies it from inside the plane to : :: the lake to see if Purlie needs help getting out of the water. : : : : Unthinking Red Rory leaps into the lake and somehow gets to Purlie wherein : : he clamps his mouth onto Purlie's throat, while trying to gut him with his : : back claws. Unfortunately this causes both of them to sink, but neither : : gives way. As they sink below the surface, ripples and watery sputters are : : all one can see or hear : : Hez drownin! Wait up, RED..I'M KOMIN' : (Einstein dives in and using his tail for a rudder aims for the bubbles : visible on the water's surface) : : Einstein, have them grab the inner tube that I lowered. I'll fill it : with air as soon as they do and it'll come up. : : Clarence- Hide quoted text - : : - Show quoted text - : : Very close to the water : : Get dat bad-kitty up wer I kin shoot him a widdle. DAT will slow him : down. : : waits : : Wascal Panting, Einstein reaches the bubbles in the water. taking a deep breath, he dives downward. Only the tip of his black tail remains feathered on the surface. In the center of a small geyser of water, Einstein bursts upward. Between his teeth are two tails, one is red striped, the other gray. He swims towards shore pulling behind him both Red Rory and the Purrano soldier-kat. Neither of them show any signs of life. Their limp bodies simply follow their tails as they float behind Einstein. mmmfffh, Einstein is trying to tell Clarence and Wascal something, but he's finding it hard to talk with the two cat-tails clamped in his jaw. Wascal; drops into the water and graps the nearer of the two limp- kittees by the nape of the neck (who does he have? It's a gray tail) and heads for shore. The sounds emanating from between his teeth testify to the effort, the cold and the WET He hopes to feel some breathing from his charge as he keeps their heads out of the water. He looks to Einstein. -- mmmmmmmmgetoxygenphhhhhhhh Einstein Wascal, get in the hoovercraft with that cat. We can put an oxygen mask on him and then get to shore. Clarence |
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Red iz drowning dammit -do sumthin! Zizi! Calling Zizi Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
On Dec 1, 7:58 pm, ClowderCat wrote:
Will in New Haven wrote: On Dec 1, 2:17 pm, "squiffer" wrote: : :: Nathan pushes the speed button on his hoovercraft harder and makes : it : :: to the plane a few minutes after Chester and Clarence. : :: : :: I'm here! How do we get in? Do you see a door anywhere? : :: : :: Wascal's ear perks up, the one that isn't scarred and permanently : :: bent from the epic fight with the raccoom : :: : :: Heer DAT, Mr. Outlaw. Der issa hoovurcraft out der an dey ain heer to : :: hep YOO. Iff yoo gib up no one wil hurted yoo. : :: : :: Wascal : :: : :: : :: HA! I'm not afraid uf yoo OR thoze cats inna hoovercraft. I can beat : : yoo : :: up wiff one paw tied behind my back! ~Purlie whirls around, gun in : : hand, : :: when suddenly KA-FOOOOMMMM... he's ejected outta thuh plane by the : : automatic : :: ejection device.~ Uh-oh, Wascal, I think you'd better know how to fly : : that : :: plaaaaaaaaaannnnnneeee.... ! Purlie lands in the lake with a : : ker-splash! : :: : :: Clarence sees the cat flying through the air and landing in the lake. : :: He gets back on his hoovercraft and flies it from inside the plane to : :: the lake to see if Purlie needs help getting out of the water. : : : : Unthinking Red Rory leaps into the lake and somehow gets to Purlie wherein : : he clamps his mouth onto Purlie's throat, while trying to gut him with his : : back claws. Unfortunately this causes both of them to sink, but neither : : gives way. As they sink below the surface, ripples and watery sputters are : : all one can see or hear : : Hez drownin! Wait up, RED..I'M KOMIN' : (Einstein dives in and using his tail for a rudder aims for the bubbles : visible on the water's surface) : : Einstein, have them grab the inner tube that I lowered. I'll fill it : with air as soon as they do and it'll come up. : : Clarence- Hide quoted text - : : - Show quoted text - : : Very close to the water : : Get dat bad-kitty up wer I kin shoot him a widdle. DAT will slow him : down. : : waits : : Wascal Panting, Einstein reaches the bubbles in the water. taking a deep breath, he dives downward. Only the tip of his black tail remains feathered on the surface. In the center of a small geyser of water, Einstein bursts upward. Between his teeth are two tails, one is red striped, the other gray. He swims towards shore pulling behind him both Red Rory and the Purrano soldier-kat. Neither of them show any signs of life. Their limp bodies simply follow their tails as they float behind Einstein. mmmfffh, Einstein is trying to tell Clarence and Wascal something, but he's finding it hard to talk with the two cat-tails clamped in his jaw. Wascal; drops into the water and graps the nearer of the two limp- kittees by the nape of the neck (who does he have? It's a gray tail) and heads for shore. The sounds emanating from between his teeth testify to the effort, the cold and the WET He hopes to feel some breathing from his charge as he keeps their heads out of the water. He looks to Einstein. -- mmmmmmmmgetoxygenphhhhhhhh Einstein Wascal, get in the hoovercraft with that cat. We can put an oxygen mask on him and then get to shore. Clarence Heaves hissownself and da drowndratkittee up into the hoovercraft then collapses on the floor with his teeth chattering Fangyu Cwarence. Isss hee breevin? wide eyes Wascal -- |
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Christmas Nip packages Should be Available at the Spa and Boutique
Snowflake, my secretary was real bad, but she'z just skimmed the posts. It
looks like the nip rescue is still in the future. However ......... While Meowmie was NOT doing my secretary job furry well, Ize located a gud alternate source of primo nip for us. This stuff comes from Montana and it is organically grown and furry gud and theyze willing to provide us nip at a furry gud toona price. Youze nip boxes and bags are beautiful and Ize fink Ize found a local artisan who will make us some nip soap, but not too many. Ize not sure how that product will go over (personally not liking the idea of a bath, no matter the soap). So... what do you say ... do youze fink that between us weze can make a nice display for the Boutique and Spa? Puddi (Always thankful for the flexibility of cat time) -- Remove "spam" from addy to reply |
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Christmas Nip packages Should be Available at the Spa and Boutique
Ray or Fran wrote:
:: Snowflake, my secretary was real bad, but she'z just skimmed the :: posts. It looks like the nip rescue is still in the future. :: However ......... :: :: While Meowmie was NOT doing my secretary job furry well, Ize located :: a gud alternate source of primo nip for us. This stuff comes from :: Montana and it is organically grown and furry gud and theyze willing :: to provide us nip at a furry gud toona price. :: :: Youze nip boxes and bags are beautiful and Ize fink Ize found a local :: artisan who will make us some nip soap, but not too many. Ize not :: sure how that product will go over (personally not liking the idea :: of a bath, no matter the soap). :: :: So... what do you say ... do youze fink that between us weze can :: make a nice display for the Boutique and Spa? :: :: Puddi :: (Always thankful for the flexibility of cat time) :: Furzt ov awl, fangu furr yur lufferlee Kissamouse card, Puddi. Neow, deown tu buzzinezz...In da Booteek dere iz ruum furr uh Kissamouse tree, wiff da purdy bagz hangin, an da bokzez ondur da tree, buttid in good reetsh ov kuztumerz. Datz furr da pownd urr moor syzez. On da kowntur, weez kin put uh smawl Kissamouse tree wiff ownz size bagz hangin, an wun tu twee ownz bokzez on da kownter top, rownd da tree, onna big doyelee. Heowz dat seownd? Pit2nya, mgr. |
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Christmas Nip packages Should be Available at the Spa and Boutique
Puddi,
Dat soundz wunderful. Weze jest in tyme fur da Kissamouse rush an deze ar purrfekt Kissamouse prezziez. It will make da Boutique an Spa luk festive too. Snowflake Ray or Fran wrote: Snowflake, my secretary was real bad, but she'z just skimmed the posts. It looks like the nip rescue is still in the future. However ......... While Meowmie was NOT doing my secretary job furry well, Ize located a gud alternate source of primo nip for us. This stuff comes from Montana and it is organically grown and furry gud and theyze willing to provide us nip at a furry gud toona price. Youze nip boxes and bags are beautiful and Ize fink Ize found a local artisan who will make us some nip soap, but not too many. Ize not sure how that product will go over (personally not liking the idea of a bath, no matter the soap). So... what do you say ... do youze fink that between us weze can make a nice display for the Boutique and Spa? Puddi (Always thankful for the flexibility of cat time) |
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