That is not CHEESE!

Ted Davis wrote:

Bill Stock wrote:

I was having a grilled cheese sandwhich for supper, but used processed
cheese product (slices) instead of the usual Cracker Barrel. So when I
offered Smokey her usual taste she turned her nose up at it. She said
that's plastic, not CHEESE.

I once saw a box in a grocery store labeled "pasteurized process
cheese food spread". I was afraid to read the ingredients list, but I
suspect cheese was not high on the list.

My mother used to buy some stuff called "imitation processed cheese food
product". Made me long for the good old days, when we used to eat *real*
processed cheese food product, instead of this lousy imitation stuff. The
slices were *shiny*. I found that a bit scary - cheese is not supposed
to be shiny! They kind of looked like bathroom tiles to me.

Joyce

Ted Davis wrote:

Bill Stock wrote:

I was having a grilled cheese sandwhich for supper, but used processed
cheese product (slices) instead of the usual Cracker Barrel. So when I
offered Smokey her usual taste she turned her nose up at it. She said
that's plastic, not CHEESE.

I once saw a box in a grocery store labeled "pasteurized process
cheese food spread". I was afraid to read the ingredients list, but I
suspect cheese was not high on the list.

My mother used to buy some stuff called "imitation processed cheese food
product". Made me long for the good old days, when we used to eat *real*
processed cheese food product, instead of this lousy imitation stuff. The
slices were *shiny*. I found that a bit scary - cheese is not supposed
to be shiny! They kind of looked like bathroom tiles to me.

Joyce

Ted Davis wrote:

Bill Stock wrote:

I was having a grilled cheese sandwhich for supper, but used processed
cheese product (slices) instead of the usual Cracker Barrel. So when I
offered Smokey her usual taste she turned her nose up at it. She said
that's plastic, not CHEESE.

I once saw a box in a grocery store labeled "pasteurized process
cheese food spread". I was afraid to read the ingredients list, but I
suspect cheese was not high on the list.

My mother used to buy some stuff called "imitation processed cheese food
product". Made me long for the good old days, when we used to eat *real*
processed cheese food product, instead of this lousy imitation stuff. The
slices were *shiny*. I found that a bit scary - cheese is not supposed
to be shiny! They kind of looked like bathroom tiles to me.

Joyce

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Ted Davis wrote:

Bill Stock wrote:

I was having a grilled cheese sandwhich for supper, but used processed
cheese product (slices) instead of the usual Cracker Barrel. So when I
offered Smokey her usual taste she turned her nose up at it. She said
that's plastic, not CHEESE.

I once saw a box in a grocery store labeled "pasteurized process
cheese food spread". I was afraid to read the ingredients list, but I
suspect cheese was not high on the list.

My mother used to buy some stuff called "imitation processed cheese food
product". Made me long for the good old days, when we used to eat *real*
processed cheese food product, instead of this lousy imitation stuff. The
slices were *shiny*. I found that a bit scary - cheese is not supposed
to be shiny! They kind of looked like bathroom tiles to me.

Joyce

That's the stuff. I believe it's an 'edible oil product' like Cool Whip,
horrible sh*t.

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Ted Davis wrote:

Bill Stock wrote:

I was having a grilled cheese sandwhich for supper, but used processed
cheese product (slices) instead of the usual Cracker Barrel. So when I
offered Smokey her usual taste she turned her nose up at it. She said
that's plastic, not CHEESE.

I once saw a box in a grocery store labeled "pasteurized process
cheese food spread". I was afraid to read the ingredients list, but I
suspect cheese was not high on the list.

My mother used to buy some stuff called "imitation processed cheese food
product". Made me long for the good old days, when we used to eat *real*
processed cheese food product, instead of this lousy imitation stuff. The
slices were *shiny*. I found that a bit scary - cheese is not supposed
to be shiny! They kind of looked like bathroom tiles to me.

Joyce

That's the stuff. I believe it's an 'edible oil product' like Cool Whip,
horrible sh*t.

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Ted Davis wrote:

Bill Stock wrote:

I was having a grilled cheese sandwhich for supper, but used processed
cheese product (slices) instead of the usual Cracker Barrel. So when I
offered Smokey her usual taste she turned her nose up at it. She said
that's plastic, not CHEESE.

I once saw a box in a grocery store labeled "pasteurized process
cheese food spread". I was afraid to read the ingredients list, but I
suspect cheese was not high on the list.

My mother used to buy some stuff called "imitation processed cheese food
product". Made me long for the good old days, when we used to eat *real*
processed cheese food product, instead of this lousy imitation stuff. The
slices were *shiny*. I found that a bit scary - cheese is not supposed
to be shiny! They kind of looked like bathroom tiles to me.

Joyce

That's the stuff. I believe it's an 'edible oil product' like Cool Whip,
horrible sh*t.

"Marina" wrote in message
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"Bill Stock" wrote
Smoke's a Cheese commonsewer.

I was having a grilled cheese sandwhich for supper, but used processed
cheese product (slices) instead of the usual Cracker Barrel. So when I
offered Smokey her usual taste she turned her nose up at it. She said
that's
plastic, not CHEESE.

LOL! Nikki used to read the price tag on cheese, and if it was too cheap,
she wouldn't eat it (this is what must have happened).

--
Marina, Frank and Nikki
Email marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi
Pics at http://uk.f1.pg.photos.yahoo.com/frankiennikki

The more tangy the better. Her favourite is the crumbly aged cheddar in the
tubs (McLarens), but she usually has to settle for CB. She even gets upset
if we change brands of cheddar.

"Marina" wrote in message
...

"Bill Stock" wrote
Smoke's a Cheese commonsewer.

I was having a grilled cheese sandwhich for supper, but used processed
cheese product (slices) instead of the usual Cracker Barrel. So when I
offered Smokey her usual taste she turned her nose up at it. She said
that's
plastic, not CHEESE.

LOL! Nikki used to read the price tag on cheese, and if it was too cheap,
she wouldn't eat it (this is what must have happened).

--
Marina, Frank and Nikki
Email marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi
Pics at http://uk.f1.pg.photos.yahoo.com/frankiennikki

The more tangy the better. Her favourite is the crumbly aged cheddar in the
tubs (McLarens), but she usually has to settle for CB. She even gets upset
if we change brands of cheddar.

"Marina" wrote in message
...

"Bill Stock" wrote
Smoke's a Cheese commonsewer.

I was having a grilled cheese sandwhich for supper, but used processed
cheese product (slices) instead of the usual Cracker Barrel. So when I
offered Smokey her usual taste she turned her nose up at it. She said
that's
plastic, not CHEESE.

LOL! Nikki used to read the price tag on cheese, and if it was too cheap,
she wouldn't eat it (this is what must have happened).

--
Marina, Frank and Nikki
Email marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi
Pics at http://uk.f1.pg.photos.yahoo.com/frankiennikki

The more tangy the better. Her favourite is the crumbly aged cheddar in the
tubs (McLarens), but she usually has to settle for CB. She even gets upset
if we change brands of cheddar.

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Ted Davis wrote:

Bill Stock wrote:

I was having a grilled cheese sandwhich for supper, but used processed
cheese product (slices) instead of the usual Cracker Barrel. So when I
offered Smokey her usual taste she turned her nose up at it. She said
that's plastic, not CHEESE.

I once saw a box in a grocery store labeled "pasteurized process
cheese food spread". I was afraid to read the ingredients list, but I
suspect cheese was not high on the list.

My mother used to buy some stuff called "imitation processed cheese food
product". Made me long for the good old days, when we used to eat *real*
processed cheese food product, instead of this lousy imitation stuff. The
slices were *shiny*. I found that a bit scary - cheese is not supposed
to be shiny! They kind of looked like bathroom tiles to me.

Joyce

I worked in college as a clerk in the Food Science and Technology Dept.
I learned two important things. 1) The more descriptive words (e.g.
processed, food, product, etc.) the less of the actual food is contained
therein. 2) Always be "allergic" to whatever the graduate students are
doing taste tests on this week. (Carbonated milk? Tutti Frutti
flavored? Are you insane?!??!? [real product attempt])

- Denise (glad to be lactose intolerant for once)