Kitten Farts...

Lily got into my thai stir fry this evening. I put it down on the table
whilst I went and got a beer from the kitchen, and came back to find her
getting well and truly stuck in.

My GOD!!! I *NEVER* knew that Thai spices could make a kittens backside
so TOXIC. Infact, toxic doesn't even cover it. This is mind-blowing
biological warfare gas. It makes the stuff the MOD use look like a
school boy chemistry set. ;o)

What makes it worse, is that she's sitting on my lap, and she purrs
louder every time she lets one rip. She is evil incarnate. ;o)

Helen M


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"Helen Miles" wrote in message
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Lily got into my thai stir fry this evening. I put it down on the table
whilst I went and got a beer from the kitchen, and came back to find her
getting well and truly stuck in.

My GOD!!! I *NEVER* knew that Thai spices could make a kittens backside
so TOXIC. Infact, toxic doesn't even cover it. This is mind-blowing
biological warfare gas. It makes the stuff the MOD use look like a
school boy chemistry set. ;o)

What makes it worse, is that she's sitting on my lap, and she purrs
louder every time she lets one rip. She is evil incarnate. ;o)

Helen M

ROTFLMAO!

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Stop it I can't stop laughing I can picture later tonight if one sleeps by
your head. LOOK OUT INCOMING

wife came in thought I was a nut for laughing so hard

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Lily got into my thai stir fry this evening. I put it down on the table
whilst I went and got a beer from the kitchen, and came back to find her
getting well and truly stuck in.

My GOD!!! I *NEVER* knew that Thai spices could make a kittens backside
so TOXIC. Infact, toxic doesn't even cover it. This is mind-blowing
biological warfare gas. It makes the stuff the MOD use look like a
school boy chemistry set. ;o)

What makes it worse, is that she's sitting on my lap, and she purrs
louder every time she lets one rip. She is evil incarnate. ;o)

Helen M

ROTFLMAO!

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CatNipped

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On Tue, 3 Jan 2006 22:40:43 +0000 (UTC), "Helen Miles"
yodeled:

Lily got into my thai stir fry this evening. I put it down on the table
whilst I went and got a beer from the kitchen, and came back to find her
getting well and truly stuck in.

My GOD!!! I *NEVER* knew that Thai spices could make a kittens backside
so TOXIC. Infact, toxic doesn't even cover it. This is mind-blowing
biological warfare gas. It makes the stuff the MOD use look like a
school boy chemistry set. ;o)

What makes it worse, is that she's sitting on my lap, and she purrs
louder every time she lets one rip. She is evil incarnate. ;o)

Helen M


I hear ya. We've got deadly kitten emissions around here, too.

Theresa
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Make Levees, Not War

You think that's bad, you should try living with a vegetarian, Guinness
drinker who doesn't think food is tasty unless there's chillies in it!
And he has the nerve to complain about what we're doing to the
environment, he's a living methane factory! Luckily I don't have a
great sense of smell....

"Helen Miles" wrote in message
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Lily got into my thai stir fry this evening. I put it down on the table
whilst I went and got a beer from the kitchen, and came back to find her
getting well and truly stuck in.

My GOD!!! I *NEVER* knew that Thai spices could make a kittens backside
so TOXIC. Infact, toxic doesn't even cover it. This is mind-blowing
biological warfare gas. It makes the stuff the MOD use look like a
school boy chemistry set. ;o)

What makes it worse, is that she's sitting on my lap, and she purrs
louder every time she lets one rip. She is evil incarnate. ;o)


Just like babies. Isn't it truly amazing how such noxious smells can be
produced by such an apparently sweet entity.

Jo

"Helen Miles" wrote in
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Lily got into my thai stir fry this evening. I put it down on the
table whilst I went and got a beer from the kitchen, and came back to
find her getting well and truly stuck in.

My GOD!!! I *NEVER* knew that Thai spices could make a kittens
backside so TOXIC. Infact, toxic doesn't even cover it. This is
mind-blowing biological warfare gas. It makes the stuff the MOD use
look like a school boy chemistry set. ;o)

What makes it worse, is that she's sitting on my lap, and she purrs
louder every time she lets one rip. She is evil incarnate. ;o)

LOL!

My Doc loves peanut butter, and it has the same effect on him, only to a
lesser degree. One time I let him have more than I should have, and he
was sleeping under my chair. I kept getting just a suspicion of a whiff
of a bad smell, but it was gone before I could even be sure I'd smelled
it. They were teeny tiny little kitty farts.

He, too, seemed happy to let them go.

Chak


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private and wash your hands afterwards.
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Ü ogosh,it's waaaay too early to laugh this hard,i hurt meself trying not to
wake hubby & child!

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Lily got into my thai stir fry this evening. I put it down on the table
whilst I went and got a beer from the kitchen, and came back to find her
getting well and truly stuck in.

My GOD!!! I *NEVER* knew that Thai spices could make a kittens backside
so TOXIC. Infact, toxic doesn't even cover it. This is mind-blowing
biological warfare gas. It makes the stuff the MOD use look like a
school boy chemistry set. ;o)

What makes it worse, is that she's sitting on my lap, and she purrs
louder every time she lets one rip. She is evil incarnate. ;o)

Helen M


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Stop it I can't stop laughing I can picture later tonight if one sleeps by
your head. LOOK OUT INCOMING

wife came in thought I was a nut for laughing so hard

"CatNipped" wrote in message
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"Helen Miles" wrote in message
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Lily got into my thai stir fry this evening. I put it down on the table
whilst I went and got a beer from the kitchen, and came back to find her
getting well and truly stuck in.

My GOD!!! I *NEVER* knew that Thai spices could make a kittens backside
so TOXIC. Infact, toxic doesn't even cover it. This is mind-blowing
biological warfare gas. It makes the stuff the MOD use look like a
school boy chemistry set. ;o)

What makes it worse, is that she's sitting on my lap, and she purrs
louder every time she lets one rip. She is evil incarnate. ;o)

Helen M

ROTFLMAO!

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CatNipped

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Helen Miles wrote:
Lily got into my thai stir fry this evening. I put it down on the
table whilst I went and got a beer from the kitchen, and came back to
find her getting well and truly stuck in.

My GOD!!! I *NEVER* knew that Thai spices could make a kittens
backside so TOXIC. Infact, toxic doesn't even cover it. This is
mind-blowing biological warfare gas. It makes the stuff the MOD use
look like a school boy chemistry set. ;o)

What makes it worse, is that she's sitting on my lap, and she purrs
louder every time she lets one rip. She is evil incarnate. ;o)

Helen M

I'm glad I live over 300 miles away from you. ;o)
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