Trying to Sleep With A Fat FuzzButt on your Head

Sometimes I can't believe what the Evil 3 put this hoomin
through.....awakened from dead sleep at crack of dawn because Maluce decided
she wanted to park her plump rear end on top of my face and settle down.
Basic breathing instinct kicked in and hoomin head rotated so nose out in
open from under belly fur. Maluce shimmies again, adjusts her butt onto my
head again for her comfort, and settles down once more. Again inhaling belly
fur, I bolt awake.....she doesn't move an inch. ****ed, she whacks my face
with her whipping tail. Eyes meeting at last, we glare at each
other.....Maluce triumphs and remains atop her pillow perch while I slink
over to a far side of bed. Cats are greedy and inconsiderate.

--
If there's no cats in heaven, I don't wanna go!

On Wed, 14 Apr 2004 15:43:52 GMT, "Hopitus2"
yodeled:

Sometimes I can't believe what the Evil 3 put this hoomin
through.....awakened from dead sleep at crack of dawn because Maluce decided
she wanted to park her plump rear end on top of my face and settle down.

Their behinds are so changeable, aren't they? When Stinky is walking
around, we usually talk about his "bony @ss," but when he settles
down, it sort of balloons out.


Basic breathing instinct kicked in and hoomin head rotated so nose out in
open from under belly fur. Maluce shimmies again, adjusts her butt onto my
head again for her comfort, and settles down once more. Again inhaling belly
fur, I bolt awake.....she doesn't move an inch. ****ed, she whacks my face
with her whipping tail. Eyes meeting at last, we glare at each
other.....Maluce triumphs and remains atop her pillow perch while I slink
over to a far side of bed. Cats are greedy and inconsiderate.

Theresa
alt.tv.frasier FAQ: http://www.im-listening.net/FAQ/

Single-mindedness is all very well in cows or baboons; in an animal
claiming to belong to the same species as Shakespeare it is simply disgraceful.
(Aldous Huxley)

On Wed, 14 Apr 2004 15:43:52 GMT, "Hopitus2"
yodeled:

Sometimes I can't believe what the Evil 3 put this hoomin
through.....awakened from dead sleep at crack of dawn because Maluce decided
she wanted to park her plump rear end on top of my face and settle down.

Their behinds are so changeable, aren't they? When Stinky is walking
around, we usually talk about his "bony @ss," but when he settles
down, it sort of balloons out.


Basic breathing instinct kicked in and hoomin head rotated so nose out in
open from under belly fur. Maluce shimmies again, adjusts her butt onto my
head again for her comfort, and settles down once more. Again inhaling belly
fur, I bolt awake.....she doesn't move an inch. ****ed, she whacks my face
with her whipping tail. Eyes meeting at last, we glare at each
other.....Maluce triumphs and remains atop her pillow perch while I slink
over to a far side of bed. Cats are greedy and inconsiderate.

Theresa
alt.tv.frasier FAQ: http://www.im-listening.net/FAQ/

Single-mindedness is all very well in cows or baboons; in an animal
claiming to belong to the same species as Shakespeare it is simply disgraceful.
(Aldous Huxley)

"Hopitus2" wrote
Sometimes I can't believe what the Evil 3 put this hoomin
through.....awakened from dead sleep at crack of dawn because Maluce
decided
she wanted to park her plump rear end on top of my face and settle down.
Basic breathing instinct kicked in and hoomin head rotated so nose out in
open from under belly fur. Maluce shimmies again, adjusts her butt onto my
head again for her comfort, and settles down once more. Again inhaling
belly
fur, I bolt awake.....she doesn't move an inch. ****ed, she whacks my face
with her whipping tail. Eyes meeting at last, we glare at each
other.....Maluce triumphs and remains atop her pillow perch while I slink
over to a far side of bed. Cats are greedy and inconsiderate.

ROFL! I'm fortunate in that Frank just curls around my head, not on top of
it. Though it can get pretty hot in the summer. It's like sleeping with a
fur cap on.

--
Marina, Frank and Nikki
Email marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi
Pics at http://uk.f1.pg.photos.yahoo.com/frankiennikki

"Hopitus2" wrote
Sometimes I can't believe what the Evil 3 put this hoomin
through.....awakened from dead sleep at crack of dawn because Maluce
decided
she wanted to park her plump rear end on top of my face and settle down.
Basic breathing instinct kicked in and hoomin head rotated so nose out in
open from under belly fur. Maluce shimmies again, adjusts her butt onto my
head again for her comfort, and settles down once more. Again inhaling
belly
fur, I bolt awake.....she doesn't move an inch. ****ed, she whacks my face
with her whipping tail. Eyes meeting at last, we glare at each
other.....Maluce triumphs and remains atop her pillow perch while I slink
over to a far side of bed. Cats are greedy and inconsiderate.

ROFL! I'm fortunate in that Frank just curls around my head, not on top of
it. Though it can get pretty hot in the summer. It's like sleeping with a
fur cap on.

--
Marina, Frank and Nikki
Email marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi
Pics at http://uk.f1.pg.photos.yahoo.com/frankiennikki

LOL!
Christine
"Hopitus2" wrote in message
...
Sometimes I can't believe what the Evil 3 put this hoomin
through.....awakened from dead sleep at crack of dawn because Maluce
decided
she wanted to park her plump rear end on top of my face and settle down.
Basic breathing instinct kicked in and hoomin head rotated so nose out in
open from under belly fur. Maluce shimmies again, adjusts her butt onto my
head again for her comfort, and settles down once more. Again inhaling
belly
fur, I bolt awake.....she doesn't move an inch. ****ed, she whacks my face
with her whipping tail. Eyes meeting at last, we glare at each
other.....Maluce triumphs and remains atop her pillow perch while I slink
over to a far side of bed. Cats are greedy and inconsiderate.

--
If there's no cats in heaven, I don't wanna go!

LOL!
Christine
"Hopitus2" wrote in message
...
Sometimes I can't believe what the Evil 3 put this hoomin
through.....awakened from dead sleep at crack of dawn because Maluce
decided
she wanted to park her plump rear end on top of my face and settle down.
Basic breathing instinct kicked in and hoomin head rotated so nose out in
open from under belly fur. Maluce shimmies again, adjusts her butt onto my
head again for her comfort, and settles down once more. Again inhaling
belly
fur, I bolt awake.....she doesn't move an inch. ****ed, she whacks my face
with her whipping tail. Eyes meeting at last, we glare at each
other.....Maluce triumphs and remains atop her pillow perch while I slink
over to a far side of bed. Cats are greedy and inconsiderate.

--
If there's no cats in heaven, I don't wanna go!