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DAT TED!!!
you catz remfur dat i sayed somecat peed inna bowl, den da next day somecat
peed onna salt shaker? Well HRMPH, if soft anna furry didn't take owrselvez to dat TED plaze!!! Early inna mornin, 4:00 AM furry had owrselvez all lockedd inna kitty jailz, dat TED is so powerful her even made furry buy 2 more jailz anna we wuz seperated!!! befur we hadda go inna jail, we gotted a manicure anna new goop onna owruwn bootifulz furz!!! den we hadda stay der inna kitty jail all day until we all peed, den da TED taked owr pee anna gived it some tezts, den soft anna furry camed to der senzes anna reskud uses!!! We iz all healthy 'cept dat ted sayed me anna OEJ needed owr teffz cleaned, Her cleaned owt TV's ears anna Tiger iz guilty of da peein, himself haz a 'fection anna sum crystalz inna hizown Pee. We getted new fud anna Tiger gettes medicinez, at leazt iself iz toona flafurred. Furry asked da ted when herself wuuld hafa plaze fur uses ta mofe to so gettin uses der wuuldn't take so long, Furry thinkz alla uses includin him anna soft shuuld lif wif da TED, Trudi, plotting revenge!!! |
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DAT TED!!!
On Sat, 26 Nov 2005 09:47:20 -0600, Stormmee wrote:
you catz remfur dat i sayed somecat peed inna bowl, den da next day somecat peed onna salt shaker? Well HRMPH, if soft anna furry didn't take owrselvez to dat TED plaze!!! Early inna mornin, 4:00 AM furry had owrselvez all lockedd inna kitty jailz, dat TED is so powerful her even made furry buy 2 more jailz anna we wuz seperated!!! befur we hadda go inna jail, we gotted a manicure anna new goop onna owruwn bootifulz furz!!! den we hadda stay der inna kitty jail all day until we all peed, den da TED taked owr pee anna gived it some tezts, den soft anna furry camed to der senzes anna reskud uses!!! We iz all healthy 'cept dat ted sayed me anna OEJ needed owr teffz cleaned, Her cleaned owt TV's ears anna Tiger iz guilty of da peein, himself haz a 'fection anna sum crystalz inna hizown Pee. We getted new fud anna Tiger gettes medicinez, at leazt iself iz toona flafurred. Oh no! Datz awulll! Being take to da TED is bad enuf, but den sufferin da indignity of ear cleanins and haffin TED steal yourown pee and giffen medicines - makes a kitty wonder why hoomins subject us kitties to such fings. It'z gooe to hear dat you is all healthy, Tiger, I'z will be purring dat you'z fection clears up fastfast an dat da crystals go away too. Dat souns uncomfy. And TV, I can sympathize. Mineown hoomins keep looking in mineown earz too, and effen squirt some goop in dem once in a while. Sammy |
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DAT TED!!!
porter twinkles, and a petite Purrsian in a nurses uniform and liddle
wite cap steps owt wif bokses Tiger! My hansum boycat luf! I'ze heer to nurse yourownself! opens a boks an takes owt a heated kitty-cushion, from anoffur she takes owt a blankee an from the third, lays out a buffet of lopster rolls, fried shrimpees and toona steak Heer, you lay yourownself down on dis heer kushion, an cuffer yourownself wif dis blankee. Let me groom yourownself, while you nibble on dese snackees and get sum rest quick smooch an smurgle An datzterrible 'bout takink yur whole fambly to dat TED. Dey haff yur hoomanz brainwashed - tho it'z gud dat dey gaffed you medicines fur yur infekshun... -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 11/26/2005 12:57:44 PM anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com |
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DAT TED!!!
"Sammy da 'Venture Cat" wrote in message
news It'z gooe to hear dat you is all healthy, Tiger, I'z will be purring dat you'z fection clears up fastfast an dat da crystals go away too. Dat souns uncomfy. And TV, I can sympathize. Mineown hoomins keep looking in mineown earz too, and effen squirt some goop in dem once in a while. Sammy [Sundance thinkz... lookin in da eerz... skwirtin stufz in dem...] Oh, my gunness, I muss hav represt da memfuree! When I first kame to liv wif Meowmie, I hadta go froo dat, too! It seemed like fureffer dat Meowmie wud skwirt stufz in, den skwish my eerz arown, wunce or twice a day. Den she taked me bak to da TED, an I thawt she wuz gunna hav da TED do evin more, but no: da TED sed efurryfing wuz OK. Well, if efurryfing wuz OK, why did I needta hav my eerz messed wif? Sundance |
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DAT TED!!!
Thank yourownself, it wuz horrible, butted diz fud isunt bad at all, Tiger
fur hiz traumatized howze Sammy da 'Venture Cat wrote in message news On Sat, 26 Nov 2005 09:47:20 -0600, Stormmee wrote: you catz remfur dat i sayed somecat peed inna bowl, den da next day somecat peed onna salt shaker? Well HRMPH, if soft anna furry didn't take owrselvez to dat TED plaze!!! Early inna mornin, 4:00 AM furry had owrselvez all lockedd inna kitty jailz, dat TED is so powerful her even made furry buy 2 more jailz anna we wuz seperated!!! befur we hadda go inna jail, we gotted a manicure anna new goop onna owruwn bootifulz furz!!! den we hadda stay der inna kitty jail all day until we all peed, den da TED taked owr pee anna gived it some tezts, den soft anna furry camed to der senzes anna reskud uses!!! We iz all healthy 'cept dat ted sayed me anna OEJ needed owr teffz cleaned, Her cleaned owt TV's ears anna Tiger iz guilty of da peein, himself haz a 'fection anna sum crystalz inna hizown Pee. We getted new fud anna Tiger gettes medicinez, at leazt iself iz toona flafurred. Oh no! Datz awulll! Being take to da TED is bad enuf, but den sufferin da indignity of ear cleanins and haffin TED steal yourown pee and giffen medicines - makes a kitty wonder why hoomins subject us kitties to such fings. It'z gooe to hear dat you is all healthy, Tiger, I'z will be purring dat you'z fection clears up fastfast an dat da crystals go away too. Dat souns uncomfy. And TV, I can sympathize. Mineown hoomins keep looking in mineown earz too, and effen squirt some goop in dem once in a while. Sammy |
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DAT TED!!!
Tiger smilez gratefully, I izunt feelin dat gud, soft thinked it wuz kuz
Miss Violette wented away, Dat ted atlezt hadda nizenezz ta gif mine medicin toona tazte, diz fud lukz wonnerful, like you, Tiger, smooch Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message ... porter twinkles, and a petite Purrsian in a nurses uniform and liddle wite cap steps owt wif bokses Tiger! My hansum boycat luf! I'ze heer to nurse yourownself! opens a boks an takes owt a heated kitty-cushion, from anoffur she takes owt a blankee an from the third, lays out a buffet of lopster rolls, fried shrimpees and toona steak Heer, you lay yourownself down on dis heer kushion, an cuffer yourownself wif dis blankee. Let me groom yourownself, while you nibble on dese snackees and get sum rest quick smooch an smurgle An datzterrible 'bout takink yur whole fambly to dat TED. Dey haff yur hoomanz brainwashed - tho it'z gud dat dey gaffed you medicines fur yur infekshun... -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 11/26/2005 12:57:44 PM anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com |
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DAT TED!!!
I izunt sure butted itz notted fair, dat babycat didn't hafta go diz time,
Trudi, not amuzed Sundance wrote in message m... "Sammy da 'Venture Cat" wrote in message news It'z gooe to hear dat you is all healthy, Tiger, I'z will be purring dat you'z fection clears up fastfast an dat da crystals go away too. Dat souns uncomfy. And TV, I can sympathize. Mineown hoomins keep looking in mineown earz too, and effen squirt some goop in dem once in a while. Sammy [Sundance thinkz... lookin in da eerz... skwirtin stufz in dem...] Oh, my gunness, I muss hav represt da memfuree! When I first kame to liv wif Meowmie, I hadta go froo dat, too! It seemed like fureffer dat Meowmie wud skwirt stufz in, den skwish my eerz arown, wunce or twice a day. Den she taked me bak to da TED, an I thawt she wuz gunna hav da TED do evin more, but no: da TED sed efurryfing wuz OK. Well, if efurryfing wuz OK, why did I needta hav my eerz messed wif? Sundance |
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