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Meowmie still can't hork a hairball



 
 
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Old September 13th 09, 10:03 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Mischief[_2_]
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Default Meowmie still can't hork a hairball

I'd be SO glad to show her how. You can't just go around making
hacking noises.

Hoomins think us cats are disgusting when we hork up hairball, but
it's an ART FORM. It takes a certain amount of style to hork it up
just right.

and the aim and placement are KEY! We don't just pick random spots,
we select spots. Imp had a nice one under the office chair. Good
splatter technique too.

Meowmie just is walking around with a wet nose, and she keeps
hacking.

Should I show her how to properly hork a hairball?

Mischief

Ugh....i HATE being sick.

And my grandfather is turning 92 tomorrow. I was planning on driving
all the way up to northern california to surprise him. But as my nose
is sniffly and I'm devloping a cough, I'm getting convinced it's not a
good idea. The last thing i want to do is push my body to make it all
the way up there and then give him my germs.

bleah....but i really miss him and want to see him. He's getting to
that point where he could pass on, and I'd hate to not be able to see
him one last time.

koffkoffkoffkoff....Mayhem is being a good nurse kitty, though...

Kristi
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Old September 14th 09, 12:12 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
MLB[_2_]
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Default Meowmie still can't hork a hairball

Mischief wrote:
I'd be SO glad to show her how. You can't just go around making
hacking noises.

Hoomins think us cats are disgusting when we hork up hairball, but
it's an ART FORM. It takes a certain amount of style to hork it up
just right.

and the aim and placement are KEY! We don't just pick random spots,
we select spots. Imp had a nice one under the office chair. Good
splatter technique too.

Meowmie just is walking around with a wet nose, and she keeps
hacking.

Should I show her how to properly hork a hairball?

Mischief

Ugh....i HATE being sick.

And my grandfather is turning 92 tomorrow. I was planning on driving
all the way up to northern california to surprise him. But as my nose
is sniffly and I'm devloping a cough, I'm getting convinced it's not a
good idea. The last thing i want to do is push my body to make it all
the way up there and then give him my germs.

bleah....but i really miss him and want to see him. He's getting to
that point where he could pass on, and I'd hate to not be able to see
him one last time.

koffkoffkoffkoff....Mayhem is being a good nurse kitty, though...

Kristi




I have told my grandkids to Please do not bring me any germs. Being old
is hard enough. I'm sure he would appreciate a phone call. Best wishes
for a speedy recovery. MLB
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Old September 14th 09, 12:24 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Joy
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Default Meowmie still can't hork a hairball

"MLB" wrote in message
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Mischief wrote:
I'd be SO glad to show her how. You can't just go around making
hacking noises.

Hoomins think us cats are disgusting when we hork up hairball, but
it's an ART FORM. It takes a certain amount of style to hork it up
just right.

and the aim and placement are KEY! We don't just pick random spots,
we select spots. Imp had a nice one under the office chair. Good
splatter technique too.

Meowmie just is walking around with a wet nose, and she keeps
hacking.

Should I show her how to properly hork a hairball?

Mischief

Ugh....i HATE being sick.

And my grandfather is turning 92 tomorrow. I was planning on driving
all the way up to northern california to surprise him. But as my nose
is sniffly and I'm devloping a cough, I'm getting convinced it's not a
good idea. The last thing i want to do is push my body to make it all
the way up there and then give him my germs.

bleah....but i really miss him and want to see him. He's getting to
that point where he could pass on, and I'd hate to not be able to see
him one last time.

koffkoffkoffkoff....Mayhem is being a good nurse kitty, though...

Kristi



I'm so sorry you're sick, Kristi, and that you're going to miss your
grandpa's 92nd birthday. Maybe you can still surprise him once you're well
again. I hope that is soon.

You're smart, though, not to go. It wouldn't be good for either of you.

Joy


 




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