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  #21  
Old November 22nd 03, 05:45 PM
Samuel \Houdini\ Kitten
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Miss Violette wrote:
I dunno I thinked dis her was myown true home, anna I likez other kitties so
at is why I likez it here. Dis her Bill hooman hasa bused kitty at he
gotted away from some bad hoomanz befur it gotted killed and he also hasa
ofur kitten myown age, butted I wantz ta stay wif deze here hoomanz anna
kitties, Toni, thinkin Sammy must be wrong, but suspectin somfin isa up


Well, TB, when youz figger out what's going on pleez let us kitties
know. We'z furry worried!

Sammy

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Old November 22nd 03, 11:51 PM
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"Samuel \"Houdini\" Kitten" wrote in message ...
Miss Violette wrote:
I dunno I thinked dis her was myown true home, anna I likez other kitties so
at is why I likez it here. Dis her Bill hooman hasa bused kitty at he
gotted away from some bad hoomanz befur it gotted killed and he also hasa
ofur kitten myown age, butted I wantz ta stay wif deze here hoomanz anna
kitties, Toni, thinkin Sammy must be wrong, but suspectin somfin isa up


Well, TB, when youz figger out what's going on pleez let us kitties
know. We'z furry worried!

Sammy


Yes yes, pleez do an we iz sendin owr purrs to Soft cuz it sowns lik she needz dem.

Seti, fur de gang
  #23  
Old November 22nd 03, 11:51 PM
Hotspur
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"Samuel \"Houdini\" Kitten" wrote in message ...
Miss Violette wrote:
I dunno I thinked dis her was myown true home, anna I likez other kitties so
at is why I likez it here. Dis her Bill hooman hasa bused kitty at he
gotted away from some bad hoomanz befur it gotted killed and he also hasa
ofur kitten myown age, butted I wantz ta stay wif deze here hoomanz anna
kitties, Toni, thinkin Sammy must be wrong, but suspectin somfin isa up


Well, TB, when youz figger out what's going on pleez let us kitties
know. We'z furry worried!

Sammy


Yes yes, pleez do an we iz sendin owr purrs to Soft cuz it sowns lik she needz dem.

Seti, fur de gang
  #24  
Old November 23rd 03, 12:13 AM
Sonam Dasara
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Awwww, I'ze feels bad fur yur Soft. Can I teleport ober to her an rub
faces wit' her ta makes her feels a bit better?

Mlle Anais

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Sonam Dasara

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Miss Violette wrote:
cuuld you kittys hep uses?

Last Saturday ourz soft gotta phone call on the ringy box anna her
hasa been leakin water monster ever since. Her keepz cummin and
pickin myown sef up anna huggin me. Her talked onna ringy box 'bout
lifin inna in anna if claws shuuld be stoled anna fixin myonsef when
notted broked. Her isa just leakin water monster alla time now.

Her keeps mumblin bout how rescu typez of peoplez isa stronger than
herownself.

Her sayed to furry her wuuld do what isa best fur myownsef butted her
was notted at all happy bout it.

I don't unnerstan any of dis at all,

Toni Bennit



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Old November 23rd 03, 12:13 AM
Sonam Dasara
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Awwww, I'ze feels bad fur yur Soft. Can I teleport ober to her an rub
faces wit' her ta makes her feels a bit better?

Mlle Anais

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Cordially,

Sonam Dasara

email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com




Miss Violette wrote:
cuuld you kittys hep uses?

Last Saturday ourz soft gotta phone call on the ringy box anna her
hasa been leakin water monster ever since. Her keepz cummin and
pickin myown sef up anna huggin me. Her talked onna ringy box 'bout
lifin inna in anna if claws shuuld be stoled anna fixin myonsef when
notted broked. Her isa just leakin water monster alla time now.

Her keeps mumblin bout how rescu typez of peoplez isa stronger than
herownself.

Her sayed to furry her wuuld do what isa best fur myownsef butted her
was notted at all happy bout it.

I don't unnerstan any of dis at all,

Toni Bennit



  #26  
Old November 23rd 03, 04:19 AM
Miss Violette
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Tooday I gotted snached by furry anna he putted me in da kitty jail anna we
wented inna metalmonster anna we wented anna metted dis her Bill hooman. He
has anofur kitten dat isa all black anna anofur big kitty dat isa black anna
white. anna he also hasa hooman kitten anna I gotted to meet dem all anna
splore his compartment. It wasa lotta fun anna I liked it der allot,

Toni Bennett
Samuel "Houdini" Kitten wrote in message
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Miss Violette wrote:
I dunno I thinked dis her was myown true home, anna I likez other

kitties so
at is why I likez it here. Dis her Bill hooman hasa bused kitty at he
gotted away from some bad hoomanz befur it gotted killed and he also

hasa
ofur kitten myown age, butted I wantz ta stay wif deze here hoomanz anna
kitties, Toni, thinkin Sammy must be wrong, but suspectin somfin isa up


Well, TB, when youz figger out what's going on pleez let us kitties
know. We'z furry worried!

Sammy



  #27  
Old November 23rd 03, 04:19 AM
Miss Violette
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Tooday I gotted snached by furry anna he putted me in da kitty jail anna we
wented inna metalmonster anna we wented anna metted dis her Bill hooman. He
has anofur kitten dat isa all black anna anofur big kitty dat isa black anna
white. anna he also hasa hooman kitten anna I gotted to meet dem all anna
splore his compartment. It wasa lotta fun anna I liked it der allot,

Toni Bennett
Samuel "Houdini" Kitten wrote in message
...
Miss Violette wrote:
I dunno I thinked dis her was myown true home, anna I likez other

kitties so
at is why I likez it here. Dis her Bill hooman hasa bused kitty at he
gotted away from some bad hoomanz befur it gotted killed and he also

hasa
ofur kitten myown age, butted I wantz ta stay wif deze here hoomanz anna
kitties, Toni, thinkin Sammy must be wrong, but suspectin somfin isa up


Well, TB, when youz figger out what's going on pleez let us kitties
know. We'z furry worried!

Sammy



  #28  
Old November 23rd 03, 04:22 AM
Miss Violette
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Soft is very emotional when it comes to cats. She will do what is right for
each of us no matter how bad it hurts her. She is leakin beclaws she knows
she is doing the right thing but she is also concerned for what happens to
toni later if the hooman is not what he says. She told furry she wants to
be sure but she also couldn't find one single thing wrong with this hooman,
his cats, the hooman kitten or their compartment, Miss Violette
Hotspur wrote in message
m...
"Samuel \"Houdini\" Kitten" wrote in message

...
Miss Violette wrote:
I dunno I thinked dis her was myown true home, anna I likez other

kitties so
at is why I likez it here. Dis her Bill hooman hasa bused kitty at he
gotted away from some bad hoomanz befur it gotted killed and he also

hasa
ofur kitten myown age, butted I wantz ta stay wif deze here hoomanz

anna
kitties, Toni, thinkin Sammy must be wrong, but suspectin somfin isa

up

Well, TB, when youz figger out what's going on pleez let us kitties
know. We'z furry worried!

Sammy


Yes yes, pleez do an we iz sendin owr purrs to Soft cuz it sowns lik she

needz dem.

Seti, fur de gang



  #29  
Old November 23rd 03, 04:22 AM
Miss Violette
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Soft is very emotional when it comes to cats. She will do what is right for
each of us no matter how bad it hurts her. She is leakin beclaws she knows
she is doing the right thing but she is also concerned for what happens to
toni later if the hooman is not what he says. She told furry she wants to
be sure but she also couldn't find one single thing wrong with this hooman,
his cats, the hooman kitten or their compartment, Miss Violette
Hotspur wrote in message
m...
"Samuel \"Houdini\" Kitten" wrote in message

...
Miss Violette wrote:
I dunno I thinked dis her was myown true home, anna I likez other

kitties so
at is why I likez it here. Dis her Bill hooman hasa bused kitty at he
gotted away from some bad hoomanz befur it gotted killed and he also

hasa
ofur kitten myown age, butted I wantz ta stay wif deze here hoomanz

anna
kitties, Toni, thinkin Sammy must be wrong, but suspectin somfin isa

up

Well, TB, when youz figger out what's going on pleez let us kitties
know. We'z furry worried!

Sammy


Yes yes, pleez do an we iz sendin owr purrs to Soft cuz it sowns lik she

needz dem.

Seti, fur de gang



 




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