OT Is anyone here a nurse?

I have a cousin who is a nurse and she sent me 30 ways to know you are a
nurse. Some funny ones but didn't figure most would want mt to post it
here.

"Granby" wrote in message
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I have a cousin who is a nurse and she sent me 30 ways to know you are a
nurse. Some funny ones but didn't figure most would want mt to post it
here.

I'm not, but I have friends who are. Please post.

Yowie

My sister is a nurse, if you post it I can forward it to her.
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Granby wrote:
I have a cousin who is a nurse and she sent me 30 ways to know you
are a nurse. Some funny ones but didn't figure most would want mt to
post it here.

Yeah well, it appears you sure can operate!!!
"Matthew" wrote in message
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I am not a nurse but like to play Doctor ;-)


"Granby" wrote in message
...
I have a cousin who is a nurse and she sent me 30 ways to know you are a
nurse. Some funny ones but didn't figure most would want mt to post it
here.

Here 'tis
You know you're a nurse when .

1) the front of your scrubs reads "Nurses... here to save your ass,
not kiss it!"

2) you occasionally park in the space with the "physicians only"
sign... and knock it over.

3) you believe some patients are alive only because it's illegal to
kill them.

4) you recognize that you can't cure stupid.

5) you own at least three pens with the names of prescription
medications on them.

6) you believe there's a special place in hell for the inventor of the
call light.

7) you believe that saying "it can't get any worse" causes it to get
worse just to show you it can.

8) you wash your hands BEFORE you go to the bathroom.

9) you believe that any job where you can drive to work in your
pajamas is a cool one.

10) you consider a tongue depressor an eating utensil.

11) eating microwave popcorn out of a clean bedpan is perfectly
natural.

12) you've been exposed to so many x-rays that you consider it a form
of birth control.

13) you've ever heard a patient with a nose ring, a brow ring, and
twelve earrings say "I'm afraid of shots."

14) you've ever placed a bet on someone's blood alcohol level.

15) you've told a confused patient that your name is that of a
coworker and to call if they need help.

16) your bladder can expand to the size of a Winnebago's water tank.


17) you have seen more penises than any prostitute could dream of.

18) you believe that not all patients are annoying... some are
unconscious.

19) your family and friends refuse to watch medical sitcoms with you
because you spend the whole time correcting everyone and pointing out upside
down x-rays.

20) you don't get excited about blood, unless it's your own.

21) you've sworn to have "do not resuscitate" tattooed on your chest.
Soon.

22) discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal is perfectly normal
to you.

23) your idea of fine dining is anywhere you can sit down to eat.

24) your idea of a good time is a cardiac arrest at shift change.

25) you believe in the aerial spraying of prozac.


26) you believe that "shallow gene pool" should be a recognized
diagnosis.

27) you believe that the government should require permits to
reproduce.

28) you believe that unspeakable evils will befall anyone who utters
the phrase "Wow, it's really quiet, isn't it?

2 9) you have ever had a patient look you straight in the eye and say
"I have no idea how that got stuck in there."

30) you've had to leave a patient's room before you begin to laugh
uncontrollably.



"Yowie" wrote in message
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"Granby" wrote in message
...
I have a cousin who is a nurse and she sent me 30 ways to know you are a
nurse. Some funny ones but didn't figure most would want mt to post it
here.

I'm not, but I have friends who are. Please post.

Yowie

Sorry it was just too good a remark to pass up.
"Matthew" wrote in message
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sh@t eating grin


"Granby" wrote in message
...
Yeah well, it appears you sure can operate!!!
"Matthew" wrote in message
...
I am not a nurse but like to play Doctor ;-)


"Granby" wrote in message
...
I have a cousin who is a nurse and she sent me 30 ways to know you are a
nurse. Some funny ones but didn't figure most would want mt to post it
here.

Thanks! My best friend is a nurse and I just forwarded this to her.

Hugs,

CatNipped

"Granby" wrote in message
...
Here 'tis
You know you're a nurse when .

1) the front of your scrubs reads "Nurses... here to save your ass,
not kiss it!"

2) you occasionally park in the space with the "physicians only"
sign... and knock it over.

3) you believe some patients are alive only because it's illegal to
kill them.

4) you recognize that you can't cure stupid.

5) you own at least three pens with the names of prescription
medications on them.

6) you believe there's a special place in hell for the inventor of
the call light.

7) you believe that saying "it can't get any worse" causes it to get
worse just to show you it can.

8) you wash your hands BEFORE you go to the bathroom.

9) you believe that any job where you can drive to work in your
pajamas is a cool one.

10) you consider a tongue depressor an eating utensil.

11) eating microwave popcorn out of a clean bedpan is perfectly
natural.

12) you've been exposed to so many x-rays that you consider it a form
of birth control.

13) you've ever heard a patient with a nose ring, a brow ring, and
twelve earrings say "I'm afraid of shots."

14) you've ever placed a bet on someone's blood alcohol level.

15) you've told a confused patient that your name is that of a
coworker and to call if they need help.

16) your bladder can expand to the size of a Winnebago's water tank.


17) you have seen more penises than any prostitute could dream of.

18) you believe that not all patients are annoying... some are
unconscious.

19) your family and friends refuse to watch medical sitcoms with you
because you spend the whole time correcting everyone and pointing out
upside down x-rays.

20) you don't get excited about blood, unless it's your own.

21) you've sworn to have "do not resuscitate" tattooed on your chest.
Soon.

22) discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal is perfectly normal
to you.

23) your idea of fine dining is anywhere you can sit down to eat.

24) your idea of a good time is a cardiac arrest at shift change.

25) you believe in the aerial spraying of prozac.


26) you believe that "shallow gene pool" should be a recognized
diagnosis.

27) you believe that the government should require permits to
reproduce.

28) you believe that unspeakable evils will befall anyone who utters
the phrase "Wow, it's really quiet, isn't it?

2 9) you have ever had a patient look you straight in the eye and
say "I have no idea how that got stuck in there."

30) you've had to leave a patient's room before you begin to laugh
uncontrollably.



"Yowie" wrote in message
...
"Granby" wrote in message
...
I have a cousin who is a nurse and she sent me 30 ways to know you are a
nurse. Some funny ones but didn't figure most would want mt to post it
here.

I'm not, but I have friends who are. Please post.

Yowie

we will see if she calls me to say she's going ti Disney, Lee
Granby wrote in message
...
Sorry it was just too good a remark to pass up.
"Matthew" wrote in message
...


sh@t eating grin


"Granby" wrote in message
...
Yeah well, it appears you sure can operate!!!
"Matthew" wrote in message
...
I am not a nurse but like to play Doctor ;-)


"Granby" wrote in message
...
I have a cousin who is a nurse and she sent me 30 ways to know you are
a
nurse. Some funny ones but didn't figure most would want mt to post
it
here.

guess if I could have seen better I would have been a nurse, Lee
Granby wrote in message
...
Here 'tis
You know you're a nurse when .

1) the front of your scrubs reads "Nurses... here to save your ass,
not kiss it!"

2) you occasionally park in the space with the "physicians only"
sign... and knock it over.

3) you believe some patients are alive only because it's illegal to
kill them.

4) you recognize that you can't cure stupid.

5) you own at least three pens with the names of prescription
medications on them.

6) you believe there's a special place in hell for the inventor of
the
call light.

7) you believe that saying "it can't get any worse" causes it to get
worse just to show you it can.

8) you wash your hands BEFORE you go to the bathroom.

9) you believe that any job where you can drive to work in your
pajamas is a cool one.

10) you consider a tongue depressor an eating utensil.

11) eating microwave popcorn out of a clean bedpan is perfectly
natural.

12) you've been exposed to so many x-rays that you consider it a
form
of birth control.

13) you've ever heard a patient with a nose ring, a brow ring, and
twelve earrings say "I'm afraid of shots."

14) you've ever placed a bet on someone's blood alcohol level.

15) you've told a confused patient that your name is that of a
coworker and to call if they need help.

16) your bladder can expand to the size of a Winnebago's water tank.


17) you have seen more penises than any prostitute could dream of.

18) you believe that not all patients are annoying... some are
unconscious.

19) your family and friends refuse to watch medical sitcoms with you
because you spend the whole time correcting everyone and pointing out
upside
down x-rays.

20) you don't get excited about blood, unless it's your own.

21) you've sworn to have "do not resuscitate" tattooed on your
chest.
Soon.

22) discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal is perfectly normal
to you.

23) your idea of fine dining is anywhere you can sit down to eat.

24) your idea of a good time is a cardiac arrest at shift change.

25) you believe in the aerial spraying of prozac.


26) you believe that "shallow gene pool" should be a recognized
diagnosis.

27) you believe that the government should require permits to
reproduce.

28) you believe that unspeakable evils will befall anyone who
utters
the phrase "Wow, it's really quiet, isn't it?

2 9) you have ever had a patient look you straight in the eye and
say
"I have no idea how that got stuck in there."

30) you've had to leave a patient's room before you begin to laugh
uncontrollably.



"Yowie" wrote in message
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"Granby" wrote in message
...
I have a cousin who is a nurse and she sent me 30 ways to know you are a
nurse. Some funny ones but didn't figure most would want mt to post it
here.

I'm not, but I have friends who are. Please post.

Yowie

On Feb 11, 6:18*pm, "Stormmee" wrote:
we will see if she calls me to say she's going ti Disney,



Whines "I wanna go to Disney too!!"

Pam S Who likes Mathew, but wants to see Disney World, and all the
other places down there too.