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Sumonez call da sheriffz
Hihi diz iz O T anna sumonez needz ta kall da sheriffz. Da gramby kumbed
home diz day from her miniz bakation. Her gotted diz fing kalled a "furminatorz". It stole furrz frum allof uz. We gotted seferl brushez anna kombz but none of dem work for all of uz. Diz fing it stealink furrz, long and shortz from all of uz. |
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Sumonez call da sheriffz
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"Granby" wrote: Hihi diz iz O T anna sumonez needz ta kall da sheriffz. Da gramby kumbed home diz day from her miniz bakation. Her gotted diz fing kalled a "furminatorz". It stole furrz frum allof uz. We gotted seferl brushez anna kombz but none of dem work for all of uz. Diz fing it stealink furrz, long and shortz from all of uz. OT, jus make sure dat yourz hoomin duzn't put all da furz dey steal from you in one place. I dun't rememfur zactly who it was, but someone on dis newsgroup said a while ago dat if too much furs get put in one place da furs will condense and form anuffer kitty! |
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Sumonez call da sheriffz
Oh my gudnez, dat is horizable. Afterz her uzed dat fingie on all ofuz, her
hadz a big wal mart bag full of furz, and it was paked tight. Willow who isn't sure yet about the furminator. I never saw so much fur come off the cats in my life. Willow looks a full pound of so smaller and Piglet is happy. She has short hair but THICK. Lee, go buy your own, I won't be selling this one to you. "Harri Roadcat" wrote in message ... In article , "Granby" wrote: Hihi diz iz O T anna sumonez needz ta kall da sheriffz. Da gramby kumbed home diz day from her miniz bakation. Her gotted diz fing kalled a "furminatorz". It stole furrz frum allof uz. We gotted seferl brushez anna kombz but none of dem work for all of uz. Diz fing it stealink furrz, long and shortz from all of uz. OT, jus make sure dat yourz hoomin duzn't put all da furz dey steal from you in one place. I dun't rememfur zactly who it was, but someone on dis newsgroup said a while ago dat if too much furs get put in one place da furs will condense and form anuffer kitty! |
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Sumonez call da sheriffz
On Sun, 8 Jun 2008 22:18:25 -0500, Granby's nimble, little paws typed:
Hihi diz iz O T anna sumonez needz ta kall da sheriffz. Da gramby kumbed home diz day from her miniz bakation. Her gotted diz fing kalled a "furminatorz". It stole furrz frum allof uz. We gotted seferl brushez anna kombz but none of dem work for all of uz. Diz fing it stealink furrz, long and shortz from all of uz. Don't wurry bowt dis. Mine hooman combs me efurry day wif a metal comb an when I iz sheddink mine furz, he gets a HOOGE ball of furz frum me! But den he trowz it away!! Now DAT mus be illegal! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.†Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 6/9/2008 1:24:04 PM |
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Sumonez call da sheriffz
Hee shud hav it spun intu nittin yarn, den nit yu uh blankie frum yur
sofsof furz. Lotza wuul shopz kud kunnekt him wiff uh spinner, ur sel hym a spinnin weel. HTH -- Pitô.ônya "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message .. . On Sun, 8 Jun 2008 22:18:25 -0500, Granby's nimble, little paws typed: Hihi diz iz O T anna sumonez needz ta kall da sheriffz. Da gramby kumbed home diz day from her miniz bakation. Her gotted diz fing kalled a "furminatorz". It stole furrz frum allof uz. We gotted seferl brushez anna kombz but none of dem work for all of uz. Diz fing it stealink furrz, long and shortz from all of uz. Don't wurry bowt dis. Mine hooman combs me efurry day wif a metal comb an when I iz sheddink mine furz, he gets a HOOGE ball of furz frum me! But den he trowz it away!! Now DAT mus be illegal! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.†Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 6/9/2008 1:24:04 PM |
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Sumonez call da sheriffz
Pssssst Mme. Anaïs, iz der any truf to dat fing bout a bunchez of furrz ken
grow anofther cat? We got nuff of dem here and don wan no morez. Piglet who is yowling abou it being warm but still lays in the sun in the window. "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message .. . On Sun, 8 Jun 2008 22:18:25 -0500, Granby's nimble, little paws typed: Hihi diz iz O T anna sumonez needz ta kall da sheriffz. Da gramby kumbed home diz day from her miniz bakation. Her gotted diz fing kalled a "furminatorz". It stole furrz frum allof uz. We gotted seferl brushez anna kombz but none of dem work for all of uz. Diz fing it stealink furrz, long and shortz from all of uz. Don't wurry bowt dis. Mine hooman combs me efurry day wif a metal comb an when I iz sheddink mine furz, he gets a HOOGE ball of furz frum me! But den he trowz it away!! Now DAT mus be illegal! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs "I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul." Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 6/9/2008 1:24:04 PM |
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Sumonez call da sheriffz
Da gramby won do dat. Her seed a sweeter made out of animalz fur oncest and
didn't like da feel of itself. It just didn't feel rite to her. Betted it wud smell like animalz when itelf gotted wet. Nice sugestionz dough. Her didz make a pillow onc wif da hairz from a dog anna a cat for when a dog hadz ta haff surgeriez dough. Thout it mift make da sik one feelz better when away from homez at da TED plaze. "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message news Hee shud hav it spun intu nittin yarn, den nit yu uh blankie frum yur sofsof furz. Lotza wuul shopz kud kunnekt him wiff uh spinner, ur sel hym a spinnin weel. HTH -- Pitô.ônya "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message .. . On Sun, 8 Jun 2008 22:18:25 -0500, Granby's nimble, little paws typed: Hihi diz iz O T anna sumonez needz ta kall da sheriffz. Da gramby kumbed home diz day from her miniz bakation. Her gotted diz fing kalled a "furminatorz". It stole furrz frum allof uz. We gotted seferl brushez anna kombz but none of dem work for all of uz. Diz fing it stealink furrz, long and shortz from all of uz. Don't wurry bowt dis. Mine hooman combs me efurry day wif a metal comb an when I iz sheddink mine furz, he gets a HOOGE ball of furz frum me! But den he trowz it away!! Now DAT mus be illegal! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs "I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul." Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 6/9/2008 1:24:04 PM |
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Sumonez call da sheriffz
On Jun 9, 10:45*am, "Granby" wrote:
Oh my gudnez, dat is horizable. *Afterz her uzed dat fingie on all ofuz, her hadz a big wal mart bag full of furz, and it was paked tight. Willow who isn't sure yet about the furminator. I never saw so much fur come off the cats in my life. *Willow looks a full pound of so smaller and Piglet is happy. *She has short hair but THICK. I betted shee wooks furry, furry nise dat weigh. My ownself, I haff furry short furz an diss iz a gud tim ub yeer for dat. -- Wascal Lee, go buy your own, I won't be selling this one to you."Harri Roadcat" wrote in message ... In article , "Granby" wrote: Hihi diz iz O T anna sumonez needz ta kall da sheriffz. *Da gramby kumbed home diz day from her miniz bakation. *Her gotted diz fing kalled a "furminatorz". *It stole furrz frum allof uz. *We gotted seferl brushez anna kombz but none of dem work for all of uz. *Diz fing it stealink furrz, long and shortz from all of uz. OT, jus make sure dat yourz hoomin duzn't put all da furz dey steal from you in one place. I dun't rememfur zactly who it was, but someone on dis newsgroup said a while ago dat if too much furs get put in one place da furs will condense and form anuffer kitty!- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - |
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Sumonez call da sheriffz
The cats all look good, I had enough fur on me to qualify as a cat. When I
ran the sweeper, I got to canister cups full of hair and it is still floating around the room. I am considering a grooming table for this job. They didn't exactly cooperate for me to do this. There are not many gadgets I like but this one was worth the many toonas. "Will in New Haven" wrote in message ... On Jun 9, 10:45 am, "Granby" wrote: Oh my gudnez, dat is horizable. Afterz her uzed dat fingie on all ofuz, her hadz a big wal mart bag full of furz, and it was paked tight. Willow who isn't sure yet about the furminator. I never saw so much fur come off the cats in my life. Willow looks a full pound of so smaller and Piglet is happy. She has short hair but THICK. I betted shee wooks furry, furry nise dat weigh. My ownself, I haff furry short furz an diss iz a gud tim ub yeer for dat. -- Wascal Lee, go buy your own, I won't be selling this one to you."Harri Roadcat" wrote in message ... In article , "Granby" wrote: Hihi diz iz O T anna sumonez needz ta kall da sheriffz. Da gramby kumbed home diz day from her miniz bakation. Her gotted diz fing kalled a "furminatorz". It stole furrz frum allof uz. We gotted seferl brushez anna kombz but none of dem work for all of uz. Diz fing it stealink furrz, long and shortz from all of uz. OT, jus make sure dat yourz hoomin duzn't put all da furz dey steal from you in one place. I dun't rememfur zactly who it was, but someone on dis newsgroup said a while ago dat if too much furs get put in one place da furs will condense and form anuffer kitty!- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - |
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Sumonez call da sheriffz
On Monday 09 June 2008 10:45, Granby wrote:
I never saw so much fur come off the cats in my life. Willow looks a full pound of so smaller Ah, Unca Fred wants ta gnow ifn you'll come offer an werk on hisownself. He firures ifn Willow looks a pound or so smaller, it should be guud fur 30 or 35 pounds uv his fluffiness. (Cinnamon rolling his eyes). Ennyway Fred iz doin alright since he mooved usses tu owr new, temporary hom. He has gone down 4 notches on hisownself's belt from ridin bicycle an cuttin out between meal snacks, well mostly,... some. I'z stayin quite svelt mysownself and Fred just uses an ordinary cat brush on me. We'z both trying to werk on my matted furrs. I like it sometimes, butt as they get looser and hanging by fewer hairs it can start to hurt wen da brush pulls on dem. I tell Fred tu be kareful and he usually gets it right, mostly,... sum. Cinnamon -- Peace, Fred |
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