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Me gotted stuk wiffa needul! Mees notted speekin tu dat Meomie!



 
 
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Old December 31st 10, 06:13 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
rafflescat
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Default Me gotted stuk wiffa needul! Mees notted speekin tu dat Meomie!

Weely? Furry sik yu say? Wel den purrhaps she issnt soso bad aftur
awl.....Me speek tu hur tumoro..New Year.....ok......

Sukie

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Old December 31st 10, 06:21 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Me gotted stuk wiffa needul! Mees notted speekin tu dat Meomie!

Can dey? Soooooooooooooooooooo!

Purrhaps Meomie wus hipn....hyp....hipnoteezed by TED? Glares at
Meomie, butted she dont wuke wike shees bin ...dat.
Awl me can say is dat i hope itz fexshus!

Sukie
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Old December 31st 10, 06:24 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Me gotted stuk wiffa needul! Mees notted speekin tu dat Meomie!

On Dec 30, 11:44*pm, Cheryl wrote:
rafflescat wrote:
Hewwo furrendz, dis iss Sukie da furry put upon Pookie. I wus sittin
(sittin!) inna myne lidder bocks wen Paw capshured myne boddy n
shuffed me inna TEDbocks n dey tuked me tu TED.
Furst he luked in myne eers, eyez, mouff den he sqwashed awl myne
furry privat boddy bitz! He sed me didnut wike havin myne bwadder
sqwashed. He wus rite! Den he stuk da cold stefascoap fing on myne
chest n sed dat wus gudgud. It wussnt. Meomie den tolded him awl about
my chasin gweeblings and endin up in myne lidderbockz....glares at
Meomie.
Wel, TED says mes wufferlee - sorry tu say cant wetuwn dat
compurrliment! Den furrendz - den he stuk me wiffa needul! *Wuts a
gurl to do? Meomie hepped him hold myneself down...traytur....big
traytur.....hisssssssss.
Mees not speekin tu hur!


Sukie wiffa cystitis.


Theer iz absolootly no reeson fur this kinda behayvour!! Meomie sez TEDs
goes far away an studies fur yeers tu lern bout cats, an all we kin say
iz that they needs tu go bak an study sum more!!! Hoo told them cats
needs needuls?? That cystitis iz jus an eggskuse, yu ask me.

--
Sam


Awh fangu Sam! Me wikes yu (blush)

Sukie
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Old December 31st 10, 06:27 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Me gotted stuk wiffa needul! Mees notted speekin tu dat Meomie!

On Dec 31, 5:00*am, "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee"
wrote:
"rafflescat" wrote in message

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Hewwo furrendz, dis iss Sukie da furry put upon Pookie. I wus sittin
(sittin!) inna myne lidder bocks wen Paw capshured myne boddy n
shuffed me inna TEDbocks n dey tuked me tu TED.
Furst he luked in myne eers, eyez, mouff den he sqwashed awl myne
furry privat boddy bitz! He sed me didnut wike havin myne bwadder
sqwashed. He wus rite! Den he stuk da cold stefascoap fing on myne
chest n sed dat wus gudgud. It wussnt. Meomie den tolded him awl about
my chasin gweeblings and endin up in myne lidderbockz....glares at
Meomie.
Wel, TED says mes wufferlee - sorry tu say cant wetuwn dat
compurrliment! Den furrendz - den he stuk me wiffa needul! *Wuts a
gurl to do? Meomie hepped him hold myneself down...traytur....big
traytur.....hisssssssss.
Mees not speekin tu hur!


Sukie wiffa cystitis.


Heow in da wuorld izza gneedul gonno loozen uh tite cyst, ennywayz?
Nowayz tu mine tinkin!
--
Pitô.ônya


Hee hee! Me wikes dat! myne tite cyst is geddin bedder mees
finking....me dusnt wan tu sit inna myne lidder bockz just as mutch
now den.
Purrhaps me will tok tu Meomie tumoro.

Sukie
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Old December 31st 10, 06:38 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Me gotted stuk wiffa needul! Mees notted speekin tu dat Meomie!

On Dec 31, 5:26*am, "Storrmmee" wrote:
i think der iz sum studin dey kuld du, whut senze duzit make ta stik in a
needlez den klpiz da klawz, OEJ


Sumtymes me finks dey is sadistik hoomins inna yewniformz dose TEDs!

Sukie
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Old December 31st 10, 06:41 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Me gotted stuk wiffa needul! Mees notted speekin tu dat Meomie!

diz iza onlee explanashun fur da behafur offa hoominz when we goesta ted,
OEJ
"rafflescat" wrote in message
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Can dey? Soooooooooooooooooooo!

Purrhaps Meomie wus hipn....hyp....hipnoteezed by TED? Glares at
Meomie, butted she dont wuke wike shees bin ...dat.
Awl me can say is dat i hope itz fexshus!

Sukie



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Old December 31st 10, 06:45 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Me gotted stuk wiffa needul! Mees notted speekin tu dat Meomie!

sumfin iz surelee wrung wif dem, OEJ
"rafflescat" wrote in message
...
On Dec 31, 5:26 am, "Storrmmee" wrote:
i think der iz sum studin dey kuld du, whut senze duzit make ta stik in a
needlez den klpiz da klawz, OEJ


Sumtymes me finks dey is sadistik hoomins inna yewniformz dose TEDs!

Sukie


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Old January 1st 11, 05:41 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Me gotted stuk wiffa needul! Mees notted speekin tu dat Meomie!



Hewwo furrendz, dis iss Sukie da furry put upon Pookie. I wus sittin
(sittin!) inna myne lidder bocks wen Paw capshured myne boddy n
shuffed me inna TEDbocks n dey tuked me tu TED.
Furst he luked in myne eers, eyez, mouff den he sqwashed awl myne
furry privat boddy bitz! He sed me didnut wike havin myne bwadder
sqwashed. He wus rite! Den he stuk da cold stefascoap fing on myne
chest n sed dat wus gudgud. It wussnt. Meomie den tolded him awl about
my chasin gweeblings and endin up in myne lidderbockz....glares at
Meomie.
Wel, TED says mes wufferlee - sorry tu say cant wetuwn dat
compurrliment! Den furrendz - den he stuk me wiffa needul! Wuts a
gurl to do? Meomie hepped him hold myneself down...traytur....big
traytur.....hisssssssss.
Mees not speekin tu hur!

Sukie wiffa cystitis.


Ohhh pore Sukie...wee sned yoo owr bestest heeling purrs. Yoo wyl feal
bedder sune. yeUP
Luvz n PUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRS
Mosey, MeOwy, PookyKat, Pipps n Sqweex


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Old January 4th 11, 01:48 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Debby Hanoka[_2_]
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Default Me gotted stuk wiffa needul! Mees notted speekin tu dat Meomie!

On Dec 30 2010, 5:14*pm, rafflescat
wrote:
Hewwo furrendz, dis iss Sukie da furry put upon Pookie. I wus sittin
(sittin!) inna myne lidder bocks wen Paw capshured myne boddy n
shuffed me inna TEDbocks n dey tuked me tu TED.
Furst he luked in myne eers, eyez, mouff den he sqwashed awl myne
furry privat boddy bitz! He sed me didnut wike havin myne bwadder
sqwashed. He wus rite! Den he stuk da cold stefascoap fing on myne
chest n sed dat wus gudgud. It wussnt. Meomie den tolded him awl about
my chasin gweeblings and endin up in myne lidderbockz....glares at
Meomie.
Wel, TED says mes wufferlee - sorry tu say cant wetuwn dat
compurrliment! Den furrendz - den he stuk me wiffa needul! *Wuts a
gurl to do? Meomie hepped him hold myneself down...traytur....big
traytur.....hisssssssss.
Mees not speekin tu hur!

Sukie wiffa cystitis.


Meow, Miss Sukie! I'ze Lilith Kitten Mahoney, a Caretaking Kitty from
the Catmerica Volunteer Nurses Corps. I haff teleported over to check
up on you. paws tongue depressor out of little black bag Open up
and say MEOW!

Lilith Kitten Mahoney, Age 9
SOC In Training
Chief Tabby In Residence
Caretaking Kitty
Catmerica Volunteer Nurses Corps
Registered Cat Nurse & Purr Therapist
 




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