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Part Too of My Story
Mommy say dat since I will be TOO YEERS OLD in a couple of days, dat I
should write an update to my earlier story. I don no war to begin! It been a long yeer. Dose silly kittys have all growed up, and are getting lazy, ceptin Moe, who likes to chase boddelcaps. Ernie gots big - he's huge, bigger'n me! An Mimi is Fat. She cry when peeples call her dat, but I jus laff at her. She say I a meen big brofur, but she only haf herself to blame - she has 3 fing she like to do: sleep, eet and play wif milk rings. We added anofur kitty, he gots bloo eyes, brown face, legs and tail, but tan wif a bit of brown onna body. Mommy say he a SIGH A MEEZ. He furry lowd, too. Mommy & Daddy calls him Ping. He got inna hows last fall, and sceemed for Mommy & Daddy to come find him. Wen dey did, he run rite up to dem and rubs on dem. Dey scoops him ups an brinks him to da fron porch, gives him food, water and litterbox - and he has on a flee collar, but it too tight, so dey takes it off him. He cries and cries, and dey gives him luvins and pettins, and he starts to eets, and he still cries. Mommy say he sown like he drownin. Us ofur kitties calls him Da Ping Fing. Him an Ernie is good frends now, an dey ressles togefur sumtimes. Mommy still ressle wif me onna tower, and leest wons a day. But since eyes a big kitty, I sleeps lots more dan I used to. Sumtimes I plays wif My Purple Puffball, and I sing and talk to it when I do. Mommy laff at me when I do dat. Mommy & Daddy has alla us kitties on a DYE YET - dat meen we not get food owt alla time. Dat cuz Mimi, Tennessee & Ernie are fat kitties. I has a girlfriend named Persia. She live wif her Mommy, Jill, in Tennessee. When I herd she in Tennessee, I poked and prodded him, hopin she would pop out, but Mommy laff and say dat Persia not in dat Tennessee, she liv in da state. I asked her wot a state was, and she show me onna MAP. I tol her dat Tennesse dat cat wuz big enuff to be Tennesse da state. Mommy laff & laff. Tennessee (da cat) gots mad and tried to bop me, but eyes too fast for his roundness to catch. We emails eech ofur. She had her Mommy sended me pitchers of her, she all grey like Smokey, but not old, toothless an grumpy like Smokey. I a furry sleek kitty - Mommy call me her bunny-sof, shiney-blak, han-raysed Weeble-baby. I fink dat all good, right? I teez Mimi sumtimz cuz she has a boyfriend, named Boyfriend (duh), who liv efun farther away dan My Preshus Persia duz. Boyfriend liv alla way ofur onna ofur side of da planet, in a country called INGLUND. He look like Moe, but he gots more stipeys. Mommy just puts food out, so I gonna get sum curnchies before da fatsoes eet it all up. |
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Thank you for posting your original story and the update.
Happy Birthday Sir Weeble. Ann -- read Sam's blog at http://kittens-3.blogspot.com/ see pictures of Sam at http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/ann791/my_photos "Sir Weeble Wobblybottom" wrote in message news:CesNe.288657$xm3.175474@attbi_s21... Mommy say dat since I will be TOO YEERS OLD in a couple of days, dat I should write an update to my earlier story. I don no war to begin! It been a long yeer. Dose silly kittys have all growed up, and are getting lazy, ceptin Moe, who likes to chase boddelcaps. Ernie gots big - he's huge, bigger'n me! An Mimi is Fat. She cry when peeples call her dat, but I jus laff at her. She say I a meen big brofur, but she only haf herself to blame - she has 3 fing she like to do: sleep, eet and play wif milk rings. We added anofur kitty, he gots bloo eyes, brown face, legs and tail, but tan wif a bit of brown onna body. Mommy say he a SIGH A MEEZ. He furry lowd, too. Mommy & Daddy calls him Ping. He got inna hows last fall, and sceemed for Mommy & Daddy to come find him. Wen dey did, he run rite up to dem and rubs on dem. Dey scoops him ups an brinks him to da fron porch, gives him food, water and litterbox - and he has on a flee collar, but it too tight, so dey takes it off him. He cries and cries, and dey gives him luvins and pettins, and he starts to eets, and he still cries. Mommy say he sown like he drownin. Us ofur kitties calls him Da Ping Fing. Him an Ernie is good frends now, an dey ressles togefur sumtimes. Mommy still ressle wif me onna tower, and leest wons a day. But since eyes a big kitty, I sleeps lots more dan I used to. Sumtimes I plays wif My Purple Puffball, and I sing and talk to it when I do. Mommy laff at me when I do dat. Mommy & Daddy has alla us kitties on a DYE YET - dat meen we not get food owt alla time. Dat cuz Mimi, Tennessee & Ernie are fat kitties. I has a girlfriend named Persia. She live wif her Mommy, Jill, in Tennessee. When I herd she in Tennessee, I poked and prodded him, hopin she would pop out, but Mommy laff and say dat Persia not in dat Tennessee, she liv in da state. I asked her wot a state was, and she show me onna MAP. I tol her dat Tennesse dat cat wuz big enuff to be Tennesse da state. Mommy laff & laff. Tennessee (da cat) gots mad and tried to bop me, but eyes too fast for his roundness to catch. We emails eech ofur. She had her Mommy sended me pitchers of her, she all grey like Smokey, but not old, toothless an grumpy like Smokey. I a furry sleek kitty - Mommy call me her bunny-sof, shiney-blak, han-raysed Weeble-baby. I fink dat all good, right? I teez Mimi sumtimz cuz she has a boyfriend, named Boyfriend (duh), who liv efun farther away dan My Preshus Persia duz. Boyfriend liv alla way ofur onna ofur side of da planet, in a country called INGLUND. He look like Moe, but he gots more stipeys. Mommy just puts food out, so I gonna get sum curnchies before da fatsoes eet it all up. |
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On Fri, 19 Aug 2005 21:33:22 GMT, "Sir Weeble Wobblybottom"
yodeled: Mommy say dat since I will be TOO YEERS OLD in a couple of days, dat I should write an update to my earlier story. Weeble, you are hot stuff! Happy second birthday to a special boy. Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com |
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"Sir Weeble Wobblybottom" wrote Mommy say dat since I will be TOO YEERS OLD in a couple of days, dat I should write an update to my earlier story. Hoppy Purrday Weebles! I's too yeers old myself, have bin for five months, and it's a great age. Fangs for your story, verry interesting, particly the bits about the yungsters since I's strugling with a noo hoolikitty too. Have a grate day Purrs Snowball (+ Bandit, the Clawnuisance, Raki the smelly d-thing, and Gordon the hoomin) |
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Sir Weeble Wobblybottom wrote:
Mommy say dat since I will be TOO YEERS OLD in a couple of days, dat I should write an update to my earlier story. Happy purrday, Weeble, I wos too last munf. Purrs, Baggy (Bagheera Panther Cat) |
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"Sir Weeble Wobblybottom" wrote in message news:CesNe.288657$xm3.175474@attbi_s21... Mommy say dat since I will be TOO YEERS OLD in a couple of days, dat I should write an update to my earlier story. I am tooyeers old too. I don no war to begin! It been a long yeer. Dose silly kittys have all growed up, and are getting lazy, ceptin Moe, who likes to chase boddelcaps. Ernie gots big - he's huge, bigger'n me! An Mimi is Fat. Mimi is NOT FAT. She is of comfortable proportions. She cry when peeples call her dat, but I jus laff at her. She say I a meen big brofur, but she only haf herself to blame - she has 3 fing she like to do: sleep, eet and play wif milk rings. You are too a meen big brofur to laff. Mimi is my girlfriend and I say you must stop laffing at her and making her cri. Dats not a brovverly fing to do at all. So she mite be on der tubby side cos she likes der grub.. So what? It dont make er a bad kitty, and I still in luv wiv er. Boyfriend |
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