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  #21  
Old January 19th 07, 02:13 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Oh yes, sownds lyke a wunnerfool idear. I wants sum tropikal clothes!! Rite
Girls?
Jasmine

Oh yes!!!
Cougar

Bring it on!! Um, can I bring my stuffed dolphin?
Tahzha, who hasn't had time for shopping lately.
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 19 Jan 2007 01:57:48 GMT, Julie Porter's nimble, little paws
typed:

Ime goeng tu shop until Chester comes bak, if ennywon wood like to join
me. Dat wood be fun!

Lucy


I'll go wif yourownself, Lucy. I want to get one ov dose flowery
Hawaiian moomooz.


--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
1/18/2007 11:09:53 PM



  #22  
Old January 19th 07, 02:16 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Sownds grate!!!
Moe grabs Piglette's paw and swings her (carefully of course) onto the
beach, making sure her tail doesn't get wet by the waves. They walk up to
the bar and order a Toonafishee speshul, made with fresh toona, lime juice,
and liberal sprinklings of just-picked nip.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
fudz iz a gud idermint, Piglette holds owt her paw and they start for the
beach... letz get one of doze drinkz to go wif da fudz. Piglette
meeee wrote in message
...
Moe stops happy dancing around Piglette and turns politely to his date...

Wud yu lyke to go onshore an tayst sum uf tha IggZotik fuds they has?
They
is smellin reely gud and ther is moosik an dansin an fuds an more
fuds....did I say fuds??






  #23  
Old January 19th 07, 04:22 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Inspector Jacques Chat-Clouseau
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On Thu, 18 Jan 2007 04:31:33 GMT, John Ross Mc Master wrote:

What an eggscellant idear!
Cinder


[The 'porter twinkles at Beauty and Cinder's home and a large, grey
Chartreux in a dark suit steps out. He takes a wallet out of his
inside pocket, strides up to the human and shows the human his badge
and ID]

Miaou! I eez zee Inspektor Jacques Chat-Clouseau of zee
Gendarmerie-Feline de la France, and am heer on official biznez!

Eet seems zat yew haff been a mean-mean hooman! Yur kitties tellz me
dat you starves zem, and zat you did not preeviously allow zem to come
on Community 'venturez!

Do I haff to arrest you and send you to zee Devil's Island to correkt
zees unakseptable behafior?
--
à bientôt,

Jacques
1/19/2007 10:16:49 AM
  #24  
Old January 19th 07, 05:33 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Wed, 17 Jan 2007 16:10:47 -0500, Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote:

On the Island the staff is busy with preparations for the night's
party: the beach is groomed, carpenter-cats are erecting a large tents
on the beach, setting up a well-stocked bar and a long buffet table.
Other kitties are assembling a low kitty-sized sushi-bar, with silk
cushions in front of it, and a dance floor. Cushions, deck chairs and
blankets are spread over the beach, and strings of colorful paper
lanterns are being hung. A small dance band is setting up under the
tent.


[As the sun sinks closer to the horizon, an observant kitty might notice
the palm trees along the beach swaying in unison. There is no wind, but
the palm are still swaying. Closer observation might reveal a kitten at
the top of each palm tree, swinging their little bodies from side to side
to get the trees to sway. As the trees get to swaying nicely, a kittenish
voice can be heard - "One, two, three - toonas!". At the end of the
countdown, each of the treetop kittens launches himself/herself to the top
of the next palm tree in line. The swinging and swaying starts anew.

"One, two, three - toonas!" Once again the kittens launch themselves,
giggling and meowing, at the next palm tree in line. The kitten in the
lead of the action is a long, skinny grey boy cat, looking a lot like
Ranger.

"One, two, three - toonas!" The next cat in the procession is a
long-haired calico girl. This wouldn't be Ranger's next door neighbor,
CaliCat, would it?

"One, two, three - toonas!" Following these two are an assortment of
kittens, some orange, some tortie, some grey - a wonderful assortment of
kittens.

"One, two, three - toonas! Hey, where's my treeeeee???" SPLASH
At this, all the kittens scramble down their current trees to see what's
happenened. They see a very surprised, very wet Ranger kitten swimming
to the beach, having reached the end of the line of palm trees.

"Hey, what - ow! Ow! OW! Getitoff, getitoff, getitoff!!!" The kittens look
in on puzzlement as Ranger streaks past like a grey missile. As he passes
them by, the kittens spot a tiny hermit crab clamped to the end of
Ranger's tail. "Ow, ow, ow, getitoff, getitoff, getitoff!!!". Ranger makes
a grey blur all along the beach, moewing for help the entire time.

Lilith and Sammy, sitting next to each and watching all of this, sigh in
unison. As Ranger turns and comes closer to them, they turn to each other
and nod. Sammy hunkers down, and at just the right moment hurls himself at
Ranger's fast-moving form. They blend into an orange and grey ball of fur,
rolling along the sandy beach. As they roll to a stop Lilith comes over,
swats the crab attached to Ranger's tail tip up into the air, then makes a
graceful leap into air and bats the crab towards the water. The crab,
followed by a procession of playful kittens, makes a soft "plop" as it
hits the waves.]

Mama Lilith, you saveded me! Fangu, fangu, fangu!" [Ranger untangles
himself from Sammy, strolls over to Lilith, and gives her a kiss on the
nose.] Dat nasty crabmonster was trying to eat me, tail first!

Ranger
  #25  
Old January 19th 07, 08:36 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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I like doin what you wants, Tiger, nap xpurrt
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...
On Wed, 17 Jan 2007 20:10:47 -0800, Pi2nya AKA Sweetee's nimble,
little paws typed:


Wake up Sunnydance, the sun is going down, letz get offa da beetsh
an go in an get reddi furr da loo-ow.

I'yl weer uh moomoo wiff fowlur printz, an I kno dat yu hab yur

Cattyleena
owtfit. Diz wyll be soosoo mutsh fun! layturr we kin kik da wet saynd

on
da beetsh...summytymez it maykez sparkz...didja effurr see dat???

Pitô.ônya


Wow, Pitoonya! Dat moomoo iz da cat's miao!

I'm on my wat to da shop to gettid won fur myownself! Tiger, you take
a liddle nap, and I'll be bak soon!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
1/18/2007 2:47:17 PM



  #26  
Old January 19th 07, 08:39 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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I sure duz like tryin alla deze new taztez, mine hooman, Gramby likez new
fudz alzo dat iz purrt of why her iz sucha gud hooman, hersef letz uses try
sum new stuffz, Piglette
meeee wrote in message
...
Sownds grate!!!
Moe grabs Piglette's paw and swings her (carefully of course) onto the
beach, making sure her tail doesn't get wet by the waves. They walk up to
the bar and order a Toonafishee speshul, made with fresh toona, lime

juice,
and liberal sprinklings of just-picked nip.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
fudz iz a gud idermint, Piglette holds owt her paw and they start for

the
beach... letz get one of doze drinkz to go wif da fudz. Piglette
meeee wrote in message
...
Moe stops happy dancing around Piglette and turns politely to his

date...

Wud yu lyke to go onshore an tayst sum uf tha IggZotik fuds they has?
They
is smellin reely gud and ther is moosik an dansin an fuds an more
fuds....did I say fuds??








  #27  
Old January 19th 07, 08:48 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mme. Anaïs ^..^
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On Fri, 19 Jan 2007 13:36:18 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

I like doin what you wants, Tiger, nap xpurrt


Hokay, sweetie. I'll be bak wif my flowery moomoo an sum offur stuff.
I'll wake yourownself up when I getz bak, den we can go to da loo-wow.

Luks like we'll be eatink well tonite, me luf! [plants smoochie on
Tiger's head]

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
1/19/2007 2:43:58 PM
  #28  
Old January 19th 07, 08:52 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Da loo-wow on da beech!

smoochiez...zzzzz Tiger alreadi owt
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...
On Fri, 19 Jan 2007 13:36:18 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

I like doin what you wants, Tiger, nap xpurrt


Hokay, sweetie. I'll be bak wif my flowery moomoo an sum offur stuff.
I'll wake yourownself up when I getz bak, den we can go to da loo-wow.

Luks like we'll be eatink well tonite, me luf! [plants smoochie on
Tiger's head]

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
1/19/2007 2:43:58 PM



  #29  
Old January 19th 07, 09:00 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
John Ross Mc Master
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On Fri, 19 Jan 2007 10:22:29 -0500, Inspector Jacques Chat-Clouseau
wrote:

On Thu, 18 Jan 2007 04:31:33 GMT, John Ross Mc Master wrote:

What an eggscellant idear!
Cinder


[The 'porter twinkles at Beauty and Cinder's home and a large, grey
Chartreux in a dark suit steps out. He takes a wallet out of his
inside pocket, strides up to the human and shows the human his badge
and ID]

Miaou! I eez zee Inspektor Jacques Chat-Clouseau of zee
Gendarmerie-Feline de la France, and am heer on official biznez!

Eet seems zat yew haff been a mean-mean hooman! Yur kitties tellz me
dat you starves zem, and zat you did not preeviously allow zem to come
on Community 'venturez!

Do I haff to arrest you and send you to zee Devil's Island to correkt
zees unakseptable behafior?


WHAT! An inspector! It's not the way they said... I have Beauty on
diet food because the vet said so. I'm not starving her. And Cinder
didn't attend last year because we didn't know about the adventures.
I'm innocent.
Sekretary John

he doesn't feed me enuf fudz. i'd be starvink if it werent for the
choonas on young iland.
beauty
  #30  
Old January 19th 07, 09:05 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Fri, 19 Jan 2007 08:33:55 -0800, Ranger Greykitten
wrote:

On Wed, 17 Jan 2007 16:10:47 -0500, Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote:

On the Island the staff is busy with preparations for the night's
party: the beach is groomed, carpenter-cats are erecting a large tents
on the beach, setting up a well-stocked bar and a long buffet table.
Other kitties are assembling a low kitty-sized sushi-bar, with silk
cushions in front of it, and a dance floor. Cushions, deck chairs and
blankets are spread over the beach, and strings of colorful paper
lanterns are being hung. A small dance band is setting up under the
tent.


[As the sun sinks closer to the horizon, an observant kitty might notice
the palm trees along the beach swaying in unison. There is no wind, but
the palm are still swaying. Closer observation might reveal a kitten at
the top of each palm tree, swinging their little bodies from side to side
to get the trees to sway. As the trees get to swaying nicely, a kittenish
voice can be heard - "One, two, three - toonas!". At the end of the
countdown, each of the treetop kittens launches himself/herself to the top
of the next palm tree in line. The swinging and swaying starts anew.

"One, two, three - toonas!" Once again the kittens launch themselves,
giggling and meowing, at the next palm tree in line. The kitten in the
lead of the action is a long, skinny grey boy cat, looking a lot like
Ranger.

"One, two, three - toonas!" The next cat in the procession is a
long-haired calico girl. This wouldn't be Ranger's next door neighbor,
CaliCat, would it?

"One, two, three - toonas!" Following these two are an assortment of
kittens, some orange, some tortie, some grey - a wonderful assortment of
kittens.

"One, two, three - toonas! Hey, where's my treeeeee???" SPLASH
At this, all the kittens scramble down their current trees to see what's
happenened. They see a very surprised, very wet Ranger kitten swimming
to the beach, having reached the end of the line of palm trees.

"Hey, what - ow! Ow! OW! Getitoff, getitoff, getitoff!!!" The kittens look
in on puzzlement as Ranger streaks past like a grey missile. As he passes
them by, the kittens spot a tiny hermit crab clamped to the end of
Ranger's tail. "Ow, ow, ow, getitoff, getitoff, getitoff!!!". Ranger makes
a grey blur all along the beach, moewing for help the entire time.

Lilith and Sammy, sitting next to each and watching all of this, sigh in
unison. As Ranger turns and comes closer to them, they turn to each other
and nod. Sammy hunkers down, and at just the right moment hurls himself at
Ranger's fast-moving form. They blend into an orange and grey ball of fur,
rolling along the sandy beach. As they roll to a stop Lilith comes over,
swats the crab attached to Ranger's tail tip up into the air, then makes a
graceful leap into air and bats the crab towards the water. The crab,
followed by a procession of playful kittens, makes a soft "plop" as it
hits the waves.]

Mama Lilith, you saveded me! Fangu, fangu, fangu!" [Ranger untangles
himself from Sammy, strolls over to Lilith, and gives her a kiss on the
nose.] Dat nasty crabmonster was trying to eat me, tail first!

Ranger


Beauty fishes the bad crabmonster out of the water, smashes its shell,
and eats the meat.
ranger, it will neffer trubble you again, and i needed the snack.
beauty
 




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