Tee hee...My Honey and Joe Kitty

Heh...I don't have a PhD and can no longer drink alcohol (too many meds) but
you sound like my kinda folks.


"Kreisleriana" wrote in message
news : On Tue, 04 May 2004 20:24:36 GMT, "Hopitus2"
: yodeled:
:
: ROFL! Now, that's *my* reaction...but Theresa, you can't be a redneck
like
: me because you are from Brooklyn, NY (stereotype) but since we'd do the
same
: thing in that situation, what stereotype would fit our description?
: "Short-fused"? "Cat-crazy, hair-trigger temper"?
: LOL. Tak is a man of admirable restraint, which I for one lack.
:
:
: Well, I am from Brooklyn, am Irish and Sicilian, and I have a Ph.D.
: This makes me abstracted and wooly-headed, say "dese" "dem" and
: "dose," drink a lot, and whack people.
:
:
: Theresa
: alt.tv.frasier FAQ: http://www.im-listening.net/FAQ/
:
: Single-mindedness is all very well in cows or baboons; in an animal
: claiming to belong to the same species as Shakespeare it is simply
disgraceful.
: (Aldous Huxley)

"Hopitus2" wrote:

By the way, the only stereotype of Japanese I roll my eyes @ is that tv
cooking show, "Iron Chef", of which Yowie is so fond. Do you ever watch it?
If so, I bet you'd probably be ROFL
@ the translations given of what the "judges" are remarking re the final
contestant dishes they're sampling onscreen. I don't speak a word of
Japanese except "arigato" and it looks contrived and phony to me, just by
their expressions. Sure learned a lot about Japanese delicacies during the
cooking (extreme closeups) processes.

Suz likes that show too! I've also watched several episodes, and I've
probably drooled more often than ROFL watching them. Except for that
time they made cod spooge ice cream.

"Hopitus2" wrote:

By the way, the only stereotype of Japanese I roll my eyes @ is that tv
cooking show, "Iron Chef", of which Yowie is so fond. Do you ever watch it?
If so, I bet you'd probably be ROFL
@ the translations given of what the "judges" are remarking re the final
contestant dishes they're sampling onscreen. I don't speak a word of
Japanese except "arigato" and it looks contrived and phony to me, just by
their expressions. Sure learned a lot about Japanese delicacies during the
cooking (extreme closeups) processes.

Suz likes that show too! I've also watched several episodes, and I've
probably drooled more often than ROFL watching them. Except for that
time they made cod spooge ice cream.

On Wed, 05 May 2004 03:06:15 GMT, "Hopitus2"
yodeled:

Heh...I don't have a PhD and can no longer drink alcohol (too many meds) but
you sound like my kinda folks.



We aims to please.

Theresa
alt.tv.frasier FAQ: http://www.im-listening.net/FAQ/

Single-mindedness is all very well in cows or baboons; in an animal
claiming to belong to the same species as Shakespeare it is simply disgraceful.
(Aldous Huxley)

On Wed, 05 May 2004 03:06:15 GMT, "Hopitus2"
yodeled:

Heh...I don't have a PhD and can no longer drink alcohol (too many meds) but
you sound like my kinda folks.



We aims to please.

Theresa
alt.tv.frasier FAQ: http://www.im-listening.net/FAQ/

Single-mindedness is all very well in cows or baboons; in an animal
claiming to belong to the same species as Shakespeare it is simply disgraceful.
(Aldous Huxley)

Kreisleriana wrote:

Well, I am from Brooklyn, am Irish and Sicilian, and I have a Ph.D.
This makes me abstracted and wooly-headed, say "dese" "dem" and
"dose," drink a lot, and whack people.

I think it's mean to whack people, especially if your paddles don't
have any foam rubber padding on them. However, I like the idea of
having a Ph.D. I think we have a couple of those here (not me though,
I am an H.S.G., or high school graduate). Victor's one, and there's
some kind of prophesy that Marina will enter a doctorate program
someday. What's yours in?

Kreisleriana wrote:

Well, I am from Brooklyn, am Irish and Sicilian, and I have a Ph.D.
This makes me abstracted and wooly-headed, say "dese" "dem" and
"dose," drink a lot, and whack people.

I think it's mean to whack people, especially if your paddles don't
have any foam rubber padding on them. However, I like the idea of
having a Ph.D. I think we have a couple of those here (not me though,
I am an H.S.G., or high school graduate). Victor's one, and there's
some kind of prophesy that Marina will enter a doctorate program
someday. What's yours in?

Loved this story! Thank you for the smile!
Christine
"TBird" wrote in message
ink.net...
From the time Joe was a kitten, the instant he met my Honey, he climbed
right up on Honey's chest, made himself comfy, and went to sleep.

Now that we all live together, Joe spends his morning following Honey
around
like a big dog. So half the time we call him "The Labrador". He will
bust
through doors to get at my Honey. Which is why, the other half of the
time,
we call him "Battle Cat".

When Honey gets home from work, if he sits on the couch, Joe immediately
gets right up there with/on Honey and settles in, purring madly.

Honey has never fed this cat, nor given him water, nor in anyway
encouraged
this cat to fall madly in love with him. But we all know how cats are.
And
we all know how "men who prefer dogs" are when faced with cats who claim
them.

So there you have Joe, on Honey's chest purring his life away, and Honey
saying, "What have I ever done to deserve this cat?", calling Joe a PITA,
and generally shaking his head each time Joe pulls a ... well, a Joe.
(That
is to say, sprawls on his back with his legs spread, or leaps into our
spot
the moment we get up for a glass of water, or tries to jump on something
he
can't actually hoist his bulk onto.) Heaven forbid Joe go do something on
his own, however, if Honey is on the couch watching TV. It may take a
half
hour, but eventually Honey will look around, stunned, and demand, "WHERE'S
MY LABRADOR!???". And Joe will saunter in from wherever and take up
residence on whatever part of Honey looks the most comfortable for
himself,
and the least comfortable for Honey.

And Honey will grumble about what a pain in the ass Joe is all the while
giving him scritches and pets.

TBird ---- it's our own purrsonal circus

Loved this story! Thank you for the smile!
Christine
"TBird" wrote in message
ink.net...
From the time Joe was a kitten, the instant he met my Honey, he climbed
right up on Honey's chest, made himself comfy, and went to sleep.

Now that we all live together, Joe spends his morning following Honey
around
like a big dog. So half the time we call him "The Labrador". He will
bust
through doors to get at my Honey. Which is why, the other half of the
time,
we call him "Battle Cat".

When Honey gets home from work, if he sits on the couch, Joe immediately
gets right up there with/on Honey and settles in, purring madly.

Honey has never fed this cat, nor given him water, nor in anyway
encouraged
this cat to fall madly in love with him. But we all know how cats are.
And
we all know how "men who prefer dogs" are when faced with cats who claim
them.

So there you have Joe, on Honey's chest purring his life away, and Honey
saying, "What have I ever done to deserve this cat?", calling Joe a PITA,
and generally shaking his head each time Joe pulls a ... well, a Joe.
(That
is to say, sprawls on his back with his legs spread, or leaps into our
spot
the moment we get up for a glass of water, or tries to jump on something
he
can't actually hoist his bulk onto.) Heaven forbid Joe go do something on
his own, however, if Honey is on the couch watching TV. It may take a
half
hour, but eventually Honey will look around, stunned, and demand, "WHERE'S
MY LABRADOR!???". And Joe will saunter in from wherever and take up
residence on whatever part of Honey looks the most comfortable for
himself,
and the least comfortable for Honey.

And Honey will grumble about what a pain in the ass Joe is all the while
giving him scritches and pets.

TBird ---- it's our own purrsonal circus

itty (Sherry ) wrote:

Seanette Blaylock wrote:
I've always thought Tak was male. :-)

I recall a picture of Tak and I would definitely say he's a he.


OMG. I always thought TAk was a girl. (no offense). OTOH, I thought Hopitus was
a dude for a long time, too.

Hopitus and I are very similar (except I say "dude" less often), which
is why you had us all confused.