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Et Is Jest KOLD HEER



 
 
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Old December 3rd 11, 01:48 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_11_]
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Default Et Is Jest KOLD HEER

Oh hai mai gud furendz

Et iz just tu dam kiol heer in Warshingtuna, et gits daown entu da 20F at
nite, n Mom n Paw keep da heet up so weh dunt freez.

Oh BOSH, as dey sai en Scotland on dis dum kold n weh feal vury sawry fur da
homeless kittys n d*gz,
hoo r en da owt n hab noe one tu feed dem, lub dem n keap dem warm .
Weh kant do inny uf dat , cuz weh mite git kiked owt uf owt mobile.
Datz not fare!!
Weh habnt seed uh stray or uh homeless kitty lately, dey mite go sumpwase
lse n git fudz n sheltur, n warm.. ai hoap so. Srsly
PUUUUUUUURRS fur dem pore creechurz.
N a pox on dem meen hoominz hu move n dunt bofer tu at leest tayke dem tu da
shelter tu keep warm n feeded n luvd.
MRRRRRRT on dem!! Datz not rite!!!
Weh hoap dey git uh coal in der Kissamouse stoking diz yeeer. Meeniez dey
r!!
Dey mayke meh so mad ai wanna hisspit !!!

Luffs Purrs *nosepoinks* n hedbumps

Mosey, PookyKat, Sqweex n Pipps --blessed tu hab uh hapi home wif owr mom n
paw hu luvz ussses n tayke gud kare uf usses n gib usses gud fudz, n pway
wif usses.

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Old December 3rd 11, 08:03 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Fri, 2 Dec 2011 16:48:36 -0800, "Mosey =^..^="
wrote:

Oh hai mai gud furendz

Et iz just tu dam kiol heer in Warshingtuna, et gits daown entu da 20F at
nite, n Mom n Paw keep da heet up so weh dunt freez.

Oh BOSH, as dey sai en Scotland on dis dum kold n weh feal vury sawry fur da
homeless kittys n d*gz,
hoo r en da owt n hab noe one tu feed dem, lub dem n keap dem warm .
Weh kant do inny uf dat , cuz weh mite git kiked owt uf owt mobile.
Datz not fare!!
Weh habnt seed uh stray or uh homeless kitty lately, dey mite go sumpwase
lse n git fudz n sheltur, n warm.. ai hoap so. Srsly
PUUUUUUUURRS fur dem pore creechurz.
N a pox on dem meen hoominz hu move n dunt bofer tu at leest tayke dem tu da
shelter tu keep warm n feeded n luvd.
MRRRRRRT on dem!! Datz not rite!!!
Weh hoap dey git uh coal in der Kissamouse stoking diz yeeer. Meeniez dey
r!!
Dey mayke meh so mad ai wanna hisspit !!!

Luffs Purrs *nosepoinks* n hedbumps

Mosey, PookyKat, Sqweex n Pipps --blessed tu hab uh hapi home wif owr mom n
paw hu luvz ussses n tayke gud kare uf usses n gib usses gud fudz, n pway
wif usses.


it iz bery bery kold heer tu. it waz foreteen degreez heer last gnite!
anna da windz waz blowin hardz, tu.

buttet, ai wuz gnice anna warmz, sweepin wif mai hoomin, undur da
cubberz. ai wikes to sweeps undur da cubberz wif mai hoomin.

mai hoomin sez dat he haz seen a bwack anna wite long hare kittee, fore
or fife tiemz, alwaiz at gnite, inna da past few daiz.

he finks dat da kittee iz losted, ora feral kittee, beclawz he onlee
seez it atta gnite. sumtiems bery bery late ata gnite.

butted the kittee runz awai, anna da rakkonez haz eeted alla da fudz dat
mai hoomin lefted fur da kittee

he haz seen paw pwintz inna da snoe, butted nun neer da bole uf fudz. da
kittee haz nawt gotted tu eet annee uf da fudz at awl

lorili
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Old December 3rd 11, 09:56 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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Purrrz fur dat Poor owtside-in da- sno kittee.
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Pitô.ônya


ingold1234 (at) yahoo (dot) com (Gandalf) wrote in message
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On Fri, 2 Dec 2011 16:48:36 -0800, "Mosey =^..^="
wrote:

Oh hai mai gud furendz

Et iz just tu dam kiol heer in Warshingtuna, et gits daown entu da 20F
at
nite, n Mom n Paw keep da heet up so weh dunt freez.

Oh BOSH, as dey sai en Scotland on dis dum kold n weh feal vury sawry
fur da
homeless kittys n d*gz,
hoo r en da owt n hab noe one tu feed dem, lub dem n keap dem warm .
Weh kant do inny uf dat , cuz weh mite git kiked owt uf owt mobile.
Datz not fare!!
Weh habnt seed uh stray or uh homeless kitty lately, dey mite go
sumpwase
lse n git fudz n sheltur, n warm.. ai hoap so. Srsly
PUUUUUUUURRS fur dem pore creechurz.
N a pox on dem meen hoominz hu move n dunt bofer tu at leest tayke dem
tu da
shelter tu keep warm n feeded n luvd.
MRRRRRRT on dem!! Datz not rite!!!
Weh hoap dey git uh coal in der Kissamouse stoking diz yeeer. Meeniez
dey
r!!
Dey mayke meh so mad ai wanna hisspit !!!

Luffs Purrs *nosepoinks* n hedbumps

Mosey, PookyKat, Sqweex n Pipps --blessed tu hab uh hapi home wif owr
mom n
paw hu luvz ussses n tayke gud kare uf usses n gib usses gud fudz, n
pway
wif usses.


it iz bery bery kold heer tu. it waz foreteen degreez heer last gnite!
anna da windz waz blowin hardz, tu.

buttet, ai wuz gnice anna warmz, sweepin wif mai hoomin, undur da
cubberz. ai wikes to sweeps undur da cubberz wif mai hoomin.

mai hoomin sez dat he haz seen a bwack anna wite long hare kittee,
fore
or fife tiemz, alwaiz at gnite, inna da past few daiz.

he finks dat da kittee iz losted, ora feral kittee, beclawz he onlee
seez it atta gnite. sumtiems bery bery late ata gnite.

butted the kittee runz awai, anna da rakkonez haz eeted alla da fudz
dat
mai hoomin lefted fur da kittee

he haz seen paw pwintz inna da snoe, butted nun neer da bole uf fudz.
da
kittee haz nawt gotted tu eet annee uf da fudz at awl

lorili


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Old December 3rd 11, 11:46 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_11_]
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Mosey wrote n shredded:



it iz bery bery kold heer tu. it waz foreteen degreez heer last gnite!
anna da windz waz blowin hardz, tu.


buttet, ai wuz gnice anna warmz, sweepin wif mai hoomin, undur da
cubberz. ai wikes to sweeps undur da cubberz wif mai hoomin.


mai hoomin sez dat he haz seen a bwack anna wite long hare kittee, fore
or fife tiemz, alwaiz at gnite, inna da past few daiz.


he finks dat da kittee iz losted, ora feral kittee, beclawz he onlee
seez it atta gnite. sumtiems bery bery late ata gnite.


butted the kittee runz awai, anna da rakkonez haz eeted alla da fudz dat
mai hoomin lefted fur da kittee


he haz seen paw pwintz inna da snoe, butted nun neer da bole uf fudz. da
kittee haz nawt gotted tu eet annee uf da fudz at awl


lorili


O mai toes, dat pore kitty. yu hab uh gudgud hoomin tu feed dat kittee,
BAD rakkonez dat eeted alla da fudz dat yer gud hoomin lefted fur da
kittee.
But ai gez dey git hungrei tu. Dey hab noe manurz at awl.
Owr home will purr LAOWD n hard fur dat pore kittee tu git sum fudz dat yer
paw
leevz owt fur et.

Luffs
Mosey fur hiz hoam


 




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