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"ClowderCat" wrote in message oups.com... Pitoonya AKA Sweetee wrote: Any kitty who wants to apply for a grant with the Bank of Catmerica can also apply for one anywhere else they want. After all, cats are independent! To get a grant from the Bank of Catmerica all you have to do is be a cat. Clarence Den I Kwallofyy!! Ize uh Cat! Pitoonya the Cat! Of course! How many toonas do you need? Clarence Lotz an lotz! Maybee uh catrilyun?? If I dun't yuze dem awl, I kin yuze dem fur payink bak da lown. Den yeerz laytur, I wud shtart yuzink summa mine profitz tu pay of da rezt... or refynance??? Pitoonya, catching on tu fynance If you really want to pay it back. But this is a grant, not a loan. Grants don't have to be paid back at all. You can go to the Bank of Catmerica and fill out an application. You'll have to go there so you can prove that you're a cat, since we don't want humans or d*gs getting grants (they're only eligible for loans, which is how we make our money)! All the application asks for is your name, email address, what you want to use the toonas for and how many you want. The financial officers at the bank will tell you when the money is ready. Clarence Ho Kay... heer I go... Bank of Catmerica application: Name: first :Pitoonya middul: Sweetee Lazt: Molesko, Cat. e-mail addy: Reezun furr lown: Tu catufakshurr an sell MiceKreem © Itimice-sayshun: Shtart-up eggzpenzez: . I wyll need tu rent catufakturink faksillyteez anna MiceKreem© Purrlurr. In addyshun, I will need masheeneeree, anna refurrijerated deliffurrree truk. I wyll need fikshurz, ekwippyment, an suplyyz. I wyll alzo need to hyer wurkerz. I wyll need lotza $Toona$ tu bi da meezez, an kreem, an shugga, an binella, an maybe kownz an carrob sirup, an wippy kreem I wyll need to pay mine wurkerz $toona$ furr sefurral munfz. I wyll need tu pay rent on da catufakturink faksillyteez anna Mice Kreem© Purrlurr awlzo furr seffurul munfz. An I wyll need tu pay mineownself CEO sallerry tuu. How menny I want: Juzt wun catrilyun $toona$, puuurrrleeeez?. signed: Pitoonya S. Cat |
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Ho Kay...
heer I go... Bank of Catmerica application: Name: first :Pitoonya middul: Sweetee Lazt: Molesko, Cat. e-mail addy: Reezun furr lown: Tu catufakshurr an sell MiceKreem =A9 Itimice-sayshun: Shtart-up eggzpenzez: . I wyll need tu rent catufakturink faksillyteez anna MiceKreem=A9 Purrlurr. In addyshun, I will need masheeneeree, anna refurrijerated deliffurrree truk. I wyll need fikshurz, ekwippyment, an suplyyz. I wyll alzo need to hyer wurkerz. I wyll need lotza $Toona$ tu bi da meezez, an kreem, an shugga, an binella, an maybe kownz an carrob sirup, an wippy kreem I wyll need to pay mine wurkerz $toona$ furr sefurral munfz. I wyll need tu pay rent on da catufakturink faksillyteez anna Mice Kreem=A9 Purrlurr awlzo furr seffurul munfz. An I wyll need tu pay mineownself CEO sallerry tuu. How menny I want: Juzt wun catrilyun $toona$, puuurrrleeeez?. signed: Pitoonya S. Cat OK. I can approve the grant! How many is a catrilyun toonas? Clarence, forwarding to Pitoonya 100,000 toonas as an advance |
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Rebecca wrote: "Pitoonya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message ... Ho Kay... heer I go... Bank of Catmerica application: Name: first :Pitoonya middul: Sweetee Lazt: Molesko, Cat. e-mail addy: Reezun furr lown: Tu catufakshurr an sell MiceKreem =A9 Itimice-sayshun: Shtart-up eggzpenzez: . I wyll need tu rent catufakturink faksillyteez anna MiceKreem=A9 Purrlurr. In addyshun, I will need masheeneeree, anna refurrijerated deliffurrree truk. I wyll need fikshurz, ekwippyment, an suplyyz. I wyll alzo need to hyer wurkerz. I wyll need lotza $Toona$ tu bi da meezez, an kreem, an shugga, an binella, an maybe kownz an carrob sirup, an wippy kreem I wyll need to pay mine wurkerz $toona$ furr sefurral munfz. I wyll need tu pay rent on da catufakturink faksillyteez anna Mice Kreem=A9 Purrlurr awlzo furr seffurul munfz. An I wyll need tu pay mineownself CEO sallerry tuu. How menny I want: Juzt wun catrilyun $toona$, puuurrrleeeez?. signed: Pitoonya S. Cat Wow, Pitoonya, Ize furry imprest! Dis iz da mos kumpleet, thurrow applecation I haz effur seen! Yoo shur haz dun yur homwerk! It will be grate doing bizness wit yoo! -- Rebecca She's a very smart kitty. Clarence |
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"ClowderCat" wrote in message ups.com... Rebecca wrote: "Pitoonya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message ... Ho Kay... heer I go... Bank of Catmerica application: Name: first :Pitoonya middul: Sweetee Lazt: Molesko, Cat. e-mail addy: Reezun furr lown: Tu catufakshurr an sell MiceKreem © Itimice-sayshun: Shtart-up eggzpenzez: . I wyll need tu rent catufakturink faksillyteez anna MiceKreem© Purrlurr. In addyshun, I will need masheeneeree, anna refurrijerated deliffurrree truk. I wyll need fikshurz, ekwippyment, an suplyyz. I wyll alzo need to hyer wurkerz. I wyll need lotza $Toona$ tu bi da meezez, an kreem, an shugga, an binella, an maybe kownz an carrob sirup, an wippy kreem I wyll need to pay mine wurkerz $toona$ furr sefurral munfz. I wyll need tu pay rent on da catufakturink faksillyteez anna Mice Kreem© Purrlurr awlzo furr seffurul munfz. An I wyll need tu pay mineownself CEO sallerry tuu. How menny I want: Juzt wun catrilyun $toona$, puuurrrleeeez?. signed: Pitoonya S. Cat Wow, Pitoonya, Ize furry imprest! Dis iz da mos kumpleet, thurrow applecation I haz effur seen! Yoo shur haz dun yur homwerk! It will be grate doing bizness wit yoo! -- Rebecca She's a very smart kitty. Clarence ---------------- Chee fangz gize. I tayke affurr mine meowmee ;-) Pitooonya S. |
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Pitoonya AKA Sweetee wrote: "ClowderCat" wrote in message ups.com... Rebecca wrote: "Pitoonya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message ... Ho Kay... heer I go... Bank of Catmerica application: Name: first :Pitoonya middul: Sweetee Lazt: Molesko, Cat. e-mail addy: Reezun furr lown: Tu catufakshurr an sell MiceKreem =A9 Itimice-sayshun: Shtart-up eggzpenzez: . I wyll need tu rent catufakturink faksillyteez anna MiceKreem=A9 Purrlurr. In addyshun, I will need masheeneeree, anna refurrijerated deliffurrree truk. I wyll need fikshurz, ekwippyment, an suplyyz. I wyll alzo need to hyer wurkerz. I wyll need lotza $Toona$ tu bi da meezez, an kreem, an shugga, an binella, an maybe kownz an carrob sirup, an wippy kreem I wyll need to pay mine wurkerz $toona$ furr sefurral munfz. I wyll need tu pay rent on da catufakturink faksillyteez anna Mice Kreem=A9 Purrlurr awlzo furr seffurul munfz. An I wyll need tu pay mineownself CEO sallerry tuu. How menny I want: Juzt wun catrilyun $toona$, puuurrrleeeez?. signed: Pitoonya S. Cat Wow, Pitoonya, Ize furry imprest! Dis iz da mos kumpleet, thurrow applecation I haz effur seen! Yoo shur haz dun yur homwerk! It will be grate doing bizness wit yoo! -- Rebecca She's a very smart kitty. Clarence ---------------- Chee fangz gize. I tayke affurr mine meowmee ;-) Pitooonya S. You're very pretty too. Do you take after your meowmee that way too? Chester |
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I iz partal to dat yogurty stuffz, Trudi
ClowderCat wrote in message oups.com... Pitoonya AKA Sweetee wrote: "ClowderCat" wrote in message oups.com... Pitoonya AKA Sweetee wrote: "ClowderCat" wrote in message ups.com... Miss Violette wrote: Dey did gif uses dat wellness fud anna it wuz gud, we hadded Turkey anna salmon lazt night anna efin Miss Violette eated itsef, OEJ Wellness kinds of food are really good. They seem to have better tasting meat in them! Clarence skoooz me... buttid kin meowmee by Wellness at Petco? Ur wyll hur hab tu kawl rownd? I yam berry innurezted!!! I dunt lyke mutsh wet foodz Pitoonya I don't know. Mom doesn't get us the brand name Wellness foods! We get Wysong and Bench and Field Natural. Both of these taste really good but we make her change brands every 2 weeks because we get tired of the taste of each after that long! Clarence Mine meowmee effin tryed fancy freetz an 9 livez, an awwla da reelee eggspenziff no by-produktz stuff...an mikzez frizkeez wiff da gud foodz, buttid nuttin temptz me mutsh... not tu wurry, I yam effin gaynink uh liddul. I mite be uh dry foodz an hoomin foodz kitty. Pitoonya AKA Sweetee an Pikky The best food you can get from a human is vanilla ice cream!!! It's wonderful! Clarence |
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I am sorry, tell them you suffer from empty bowl anxiety like tiger, when he
came here he really was starved and he can put on a grand show and he can get so upset his paws sweat, Miss Violette ClowderCat wrote in message ps.com... Miss Violette wrote: This is one good thing about how I trained our hoomans, They think we are underfed like they want because I permitted them to feed canned food only twice a day. I however convinced soft and furry that we needed dry food out all of the time so they could sleep. Tiger helped this by pretending to panic when he sees the silver bottom of the bowl, Miss Violette, smug We tried that and it didn't work!!!! Mom just laughed at us!!!! Chester, Clarence and Nathan, starving |
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her wented to da wellnez site, www.wellness.com I thinkz anna did a search
fur da store near uses, OEJ ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... Miss Violette wrote: We likez alla da onez we haf tried 'ceptin da chicken anna lobsterz, dat one iz juz ok not superduper lika sardine onez, OEJ We've never had lobster food! Where did your mom get it? Nathan |
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itsa like big macs fur katz furry sayz, OEJ
ClowderCat wrote in message oups.com... Miss Violette wrote: we refuzez anykind of ofur kanned fud ''cetin 9 toonaz, we efin refuzed fancy footz, OEJ Mom won't get us 9 lives, fancy feets or the other cheap foods! She's given us 9 lives a few times when other humans gave it to her for us and we loved it! Chester, Clarence and Nathan |
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