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Nooo foornishur
WWWWOOOOOOWWWWWW
We has NOO FURNISHURS!! We has a noo couch ann Mango has alreddy peeed onit an meowmie chased him outta tha rum, an ther are two gooshy chairs jus rite fur cats to curl up on....meowmie was smart an got old cumfy wuns; she ses their antik but they is jis cumfy to us. An a big wudden fing up nex to tha winder jis rite fur birdywotchin. We is happeee! Garfeeeld an Kongo an Mo |
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Nooo foornishur
, kule, soft sayed hersef shuld juzt not haf ani furniturez, Tiger, not
unnerstandin at all meeee wrote in message ... WWWWOOOOOOWWWWWW We has NOO FURNISHURS!! We has a noo couch ann Mango has alreddy peeed onit an meowmie chased him outta tha rum, an ther are two gooshy chairs jus rite fur cats to curl up on....meowmie was smart an got old cumfy wuns; she ses their antik but they is jis cumfy to us. An a big wudden fing up nex to tha winder jis rite fur birdywotchin. We is happeee! Garfeeeld an Kongo an Mo |
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Nooo foornishur
meeee wrote:
WWWWOOOOOOWWWWWW We has NOO FURNISHURS!! We has a noo couch ann Mango has alreddy peeed onit *snork!* UB ~ Weigh tu goze, Mango! Onyx holds his paw up for a high-five... an meowmie chased him outta tha rum, an ther are two gooshy chairs jus rite fur cats to curl up on....meowmie was smart an got old cumfy wuns; she ses their antik but they is jis cumfy to us. An a big wudden fing up nex to tha winder jis rite fur birdywotchin. We is happeee! Garfeeeld an Kongo an Mo Birdie wachin' iz muchmuch bedderer frum da OWT, dough. Dis weigh, yu kin sneek uppon da birdeez an' haf a snak! --- Onyx, who knows these things... (UB ~ don't ask how) |
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Nooo foornishur
yus meowmie ses tha sam thin; she ses we ar not as bad as the small hoomins
tho Jasmeen "Stormmee" wrote in message ... , kule, soft sayed hersef shuld juzt not haf ani furniturez, Tiger, not unnerstandin at all meeee wrote in message ... WWWWOOOOOOWWWWWW We has NOO FURNISHURS!! We has a noo couch ann Mango has alreddy peeed onit an meowmie chased him outta tha rum, an ther are two gooshy chairs jus rite fur cats to curl up on....meowmie was smart an got old cumfy wuns; she ses their antik but they is jis cumfy to us. An a big wudden fing up nex to tha winder jis rite fur birdywotchin. We is happeee! Garfeeeld an Kongo an Mo |
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Nooo foornishur
"Cory" wrote in message oups.com... meeee wrote: WWWWOOOOOOWWWWWW We has NOO FURNISHURS!! We has a noo couch ann Mango has alreddy peeed onit *snork!* UB ~ Weigh tu goze, Mango! Onyx holds his paw up for a high-five... Fabgyu Onyx!! We boycats has tu put tha hoomin inna there place....after all it is ower furnishoor not hurs. an meowmie chased him outta tha rum, an ther are two gooshy chairs jus rite fur cats to curl up on....meowmie was smart an got old cumfy wuns; she ses their antik but they is jis cumfy to us. An a big wudden fing up nex to tha winder jis rite fur birdywotchin. We is happeee! Garfeeeld an Kongo an Mo Birdie wachin' iz muchmuch bedderer frum da OWT, dough. Dis weigh, yu kin sneek uppon da birdeez an' haf a snak! Yes w3e liks to cotch tha burdeez but fur sum reeeson meowmie keeps us insid. There is furry big fat joosy burds wif long legs heer but meowmi neva lets us owtsid to cotch them. sumtims Jasmeen (no i will not call yu prinsess jasmin, JASMEEN cos yu ar not the boss uv meeee) sumtims Jasmeen gets owt but meowmie allays chases her an cotches hur an brings hur bak inside. mango --- Onyx, who knows these things... (UB ~ don't ask how) |
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Nooo foornishur
Gud wurk, Mango!!!
HoneyCat We has NOO FURNISHURS!! We has a noo couch ann Mango has alreddy peeed onit an meowmie chased him outta tha rum, an ther are two gooshy chairs jus rite fur cats to curl up on....meowmie was smart an got old cumfy wuns; she ses their antik but they is jis cumfy to us. An a big wudden fing up nex to tha winder jis rite fur birdywotchin. We is happeee! Garfeeeld an Kongo an Mo |
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Nooo foornishur
small hoomanz iz one of da few thingz dat iz worser dan babycats, dey iz
nozi anna tearz up stuffz, dey iz gud fur onliezt one thing, dey duz drop sum purti gud fudz, Tiger meeee wrote in message ... yus meowmie ses tha sam thin; she ses we ar not as bad as the small hoomins tho Jasmeen "Stormmee" wrote in message ... , kule, soft sayed hersef shuld juzt not haf ani furniturez, Tiger, not unnerstandin at all meeee wrote in message ... WWWWOOOOOOWWWWWW We has NOO FURNISHURS!! We has a noo couch ann Mango has alreddy peeed onit an meowmie chased him outta tha rum, an ther are two gooshy chairs jus rite fur cats to curl up on....meowmie was smart an got old cumfy wuns; she ses their antik but they is jis cumfy to us. An a big wudden fing up nex to tha winder jis rite fur birdywotchin. We is happeee! Garfeeeld an Kongo an Mo |
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Nooo foornishur
Stormmee wrote:
small hoomanz iz one of da few thingz dat iz worser dan babycats, dey iz nozi anna tearz up stuffz, *snicker* Don't EVER tell Onyx I told you this story... he'd claw my eyes out (although he himself told this very story once upon a time). My parents had some company over a couple years ago, and that company included a small baby (3-6 months old, IIRC). Anyway, during the course of the visit with the company, the baby started to fuss. Eventually, the baby started to cry. Onyx was SO caught off-guard by the baby's crying that he *hissed* at the baby. He did NOT like that baby's crying whatsoever, thankyouverymuch. I think he was startled, I think he was confused, I think he was scared, and so he reacted the only way he knew how to... by hissing at the baby. I don't know how he's reacted since then to babies, but if that experience is any kind of a benchmark or indicator, my guess would be that he is leery of all babies now. I wouldn't be surprised, if a baby came to his house, to hear that Onyx ran and hid from the baby, given his past experience(s). --- Unca Cory |
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Nooo foornishur
himself sowndz like a smart kitty, Tiger
Cory wrote in message oups.com... Stormmee wrote: small hoomanz iz one of da few thingz dat iz worser dan babycats, dey iz nozi anna tearz up stuffz, *snicker* Don't EVER tell Onyx I told you this story... he'd claw my eyes out (although he himself told this very story once upon a time). My parents had some company over a couple years ago, and that company included a small baby (3-6 months old, IIRC). Anyway, during the course of the visit with the company, the baby started to fuss. Eventually, the baby started to cry. Onyx was SO caught off-guard by the baby's crying that he *hissed* at the baby. He did NOT like that baby's crying whatsoever, thankyouverymuch. I think he was startled, I think he was confused, I think he was scared, and so he reacted the only way he knew how to... by hissing at the baby. I don't know how he's reacted since then to babies, but if that experience is any kind of a benchmark or indicator, my guess would be that he is leery of all babies now. I wouldn't be surprised, if a baby came to his house, to hear that Onyx ran and hid from the baby, given his past experience(s). --- Unca Cory |
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Nooo foornishur
Uh HuH! Go, Man, Go!
-- Pitö.önya Gud wurk, Mango!!! HoneyCat We has NOO FURNISHURS!! We has a noo couch ann Mango has alreddy peeed onit an meowmie chased him outta tha rum, an ther are two gooshy chairs jus rite fur cats to curl up on....meowmie was smart an got old cumfy wuns; she ses their antik but they is jis cumfy to us. An a big wudden fing up nex to tha winder jis rite fur birdywotchin. We is happeee! Garfeeeld an Kongo an Mo |
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