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Old February 26th 12, 02:53 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gramby
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Ok kitties Chester sayz da hoomanz iz gone so letz go ofveer dere. We kan
lan da porters on da bak padio. She and the other rom her house clinb out
and get up on the step. Slowly the screen door slides open and there sits
Chester with a big grin. Hihi Chester I will jus put diz stuff here on
Stormee's Granmoberz tablez. Piglett jumps up on the table and deposits
some food she brought.

She jumps down and takes a slide across the floor stopping just before she
runs into the door to the garage. Other cats arrive and trudi is directing
them to the litter boxes and the water fountain as well as the food dishes.
Suddenly a noise is heard and O T stops in his tracks. What is dat. MH
laughs at him and tell him is is the furnace and all those places in the
floor along the wall is prime real estate. Willow is standing over one of
them and her hair is blowing like in the out but it is warm air. Willow
settles down for a short nap.

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Old February 26th 12, 03:44 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Samuel Redcat Mahoney
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[The kitties hear the sound of air brakes from outside, then shortly
afterwards they hear a small engine start and rev up. With a great
rattling and clanking, a bright yellow cargo tug driven by an orange
kitty barrels through the back door pulling a chain of food carts. Samuel
Redcat stops the tug by the buffet table, and he and Ranger start
unloading the goodies from the FluffyKits warehouse. As they finish up
Sammy turns to Chester, points to the wheels of the tug and the food
carts, and say "soft wool covers over the tires, so dey wont' leaf marks
on da floor". He then hops back onto the tug, guns the engine, and speeds
back out through the door. He returns on foot a short time later, greets
Chester and OT, then starts sampling the goodies he just delivered.]
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Old February 26th 12, 03:56 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gramby
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There is a bit of excitement in the living room and Willow goes to check it
out. Poor Piglett is out cold in the middle of the floor. Barbi brings a
cool wash cloth from the master bath room to put on her head. O T enters
just as Piglet is coming to herself. What in da wurld happened. Piglett
sits up, her crossed eyes practically spinning in her head. I saw Sammy
kommink in wiff all dem fud karz behine himself and on deze binyl floorz, I
jus knu him wud make Antie Soft anofther door to da liffink rum.

"Samuel Redcat Mahoney" wrote in message
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[The kitties hear the sound of air brakes from outside, then shortly
afterwards they hear a small engine start and rev up. With a great
rattling and clanking, a bright yellow cargo tug driven by an orange
kitty barrels through the back door pulling a chain of food carts. Samuel
Redcat stops the tug by the buffet table, and he and Ranger start
unloading the goodies from the FluffyKits warehouse. As they finish up
Sammy turns to Chester, points to the wheels of the tug and the food
carts, and say "soft wool covers over the tires, so dey wont' leaf marks
on da floor". He then hops back onto the tug, guns the engine, and speeds
back out through the door. He returns on foot a short time later, greets
Chester and OT, then starts sampling the goodies he just delivered.]

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Old February 26th 12, 05:56 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
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There is a bit of excitement in the living room and Willow goes to check it
out. Poor Piglett is out cold in the middle of the floor. Barbi brings a
cool wash cloth from the master bath room to put on her head. O T enters
just as Piglet is coming to herself. What in da wurld happened. Piglett
sits up, her crossed eyes practically spinning in her head. I saw Sammy
kommink in wiff all dem fud karz behine himself and on deze binyl floorz, I
jus knu him wud make Antie Soft anofther door to da liffink rum.

[The kitties hear the sound of air brakes from outside, then shortly
afterwards they hear a small engine start and rev up. With a great
rattling and clanking, a bright yellow cargo tug driven by an orange
kitty barrels through the back door pulling a chain of food carts. Samuel
Redcat stops the tug by the buffet table, and he and Ranger start
unloading the goodies from the FluffyKits warehouse. As they finish up
Sammy turns to Chester, points to the wheels of the tug and the food
carts, and say "soft wool covers over the tires, so dey wont' leaf marks
on da floor". He then hops back onto the tug, guns the engine, and speeds
back out through the door. He returns on foot a short time later, greets
Chester and OT, then starts sampling the goodies he just delivered.]

Mosey, Meowy, Pookykat, Sqweex, Pipps, BobQat and Mimzy arrive and park the
porter in the lot and go inside and greet their friends.
They tell them all that Tygur and Mazy have ported to Scotland to be with
wee Cleo.
Pipps walks over to Ranger and greets him warmly and then they all try some
of the
wonderful food,
This is going to be so much fun and this is a beautiful home.
Have you seen the cornfield out back?
We should build a Scarecrow. yeUP

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Old February 26th 12, 06:07 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gramby
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Lizzy thinks to heself. Skaekorw building iz furr summertimez anna I iznt
going in da out anniemore.

"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message ...




There is a bit of excitement in the living room and Willow goes to check it
out. Poor Piglett is out cold in the middle of the floor. Barbi brings a
cool wash cloth from the master bath room to put on her head. O T enters
just as Piglet is coming to herself. What in da wurld happened. Piglett
sits up, her crossed eyes practically spinning in her head. I saw Sammy
kommink in wiff all dem fud karz behine himself and on deze binyl floorz, I
jus knu him wud make Antie Soft anofther door to da liffink rum.

[The kitties hear the sound of air brakes from outside, then shortly
afterwards they hear a small engine start and rev up. With a great
rattling and clanking, a bright yellow cargo tug driven by an orange
kitty barrels through the back door pulling a chain of food carts. Samuel
Redcat stops the tug by the buffet table, and he and Ranger start
unloading the goodies from the FluffyKits warehouse. As they finish up
Sammy turns to Chester, points to the wheels of the tug and the food
carts, and say "soft wool covers over the tires, so dey wont' leaf marks
on da floor". He then hops back onto the tug, guns the engine, and speeds
back out through the door. He returns on foot a short time later, greets
Chester and OT, then starts sampling the goodies he just delivered.]

Mosey, Meowy, Pookykat, Sqweex, Pipps, BobQat and Mimzy arrive and park the
porter in the lot and go inside and greet their friends.
They tell them all that Tygur and Mazy have ported to Scotland to be with
wee Cleo.
Pipps walks over to Ranger and greets him warmly and then they all try some
of the
wonderful food,
This is going to be so much fun and this is a beautiful home.
Have you seen the cornfield out back?
We should build a Scarecrow. yeUP

  #6  
Old February 26th 12, 06:15 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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On Feb 26, 8:53*am, "Gramby" wrote:
Ok kitties Chester sayz da hoomanz iz gone so letz go ofveer dere. *We kan
lan da porters on da bak padio. *She and the other rom her house clinb out
and get up on the step. *Slowly the screen door slides open and there sits
Chester with a big grin. Hihi Chester I will jus put diz stuff here on
Stormee's Granmoberz tablez. *Piglett jumps up on the table and deposits
some food she brought.

She jumps down and takes a slide across the floor stopping just before she
runs into the door to the garage. *Other cats arrive and trudi is directing
them to the litter boxes and the water fountain as well as the food dishes.
Suddenly a noise is heard and O T stops in his tracks. *What is dat. *MH
laughs at him and tell him is is the furnace and all those places in the
floor along the wall is prime real estate. *Willow is standing over one of
them and her hair is blowing like in the out but it is warm air. * *Willow
settles down for a short nap.


A red jeep-fingy arrives in the yard. Out pile Wascal, Missy, da Bear
and WooToo.

WooToo waves "we leff will Samanfa to tak car ub her mommy. She woont
weev ennyway."

Wascal strolls over to Piglett

--
Will in New Haven
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Old February 26th 12, 06:22 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gramby
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Hawloo Wascal, I sure hopez Auntie Micki iz feelink bedder. Stormmee is
about to give a tour of the nu houze.

"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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On Feb 26, 8:53 am, "Gramby" wrote:
Ok kitties Chester sayz da hoomanz iz gone so letz go ofveer dere. We kan
lan da porters on da bak padio. She and the other rom her house clinb out
and get up on the step. Slowly the screen door slides open and there sits
Chester with a big grin. Hihi Chester I will jus put diz stuff here on
Stormee's Granmoberz tablez. Piglett jumps up on the table and deposits
some food she brought.

She jumps down and takes a slide across the floor stopping just before she
runs into the door to the garage. Other cats arrive and trudi is
directing
them to the litter boxes and the water fountain as well as the food
dishes.
Suddenly a noise is heard and O T stops in his tracks. What is dat. MH
laughs at him and tell him is is the furnace and all those places in the
floor along the wall is prime real estate. Willow is standing over one of
them and her hair is blowing like in the out but it is warm air. Willow
settles down for a short nap.


A red jeep-fingy arrives in the yard. Out pile Wascal, Missy, da Bear
and WooToo.

WooToo waves "we leff will Samanfa to tak car ub her mommy. She woont
weev ennyway."

Wascal strolls over to Piglett

--
Will in New Haven

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Old February 26th 12, 06:59 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
The Two Sisters
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On Sun, 26 Feb 2012 07:53:49 -0600, Gramby wrote:

Ok kitties Chester sayz da hoomanz iz gone so letz go ofveer dere. We kan
lan da porters on da bak padio.


[A red Fiat 500 pulls up, and two Zot girls step out; open the trunk,and
unpack a portable bar; a few boycats graciously carry it inside and set it
up. The girls greet efurykitty and, standing behind the bar ask]

Cocktails, anykitty? Todayz spechul iz da Aviation: Gin, Creme de Violette,
Maraschino and Lemon juice!

[With that Cybèle pours the ingredients deftly into a cocktail shaker, and
shakes up a full shaker full]

Aviations anykitty? Or we can make you da cocktail ob yur choice!

--
Purrs,

Cybèle & Oriane

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the
cats become its visible soul.”
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

2/26/2012 12:55:12 PM
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Old February 26th 12, 07:21 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gramby
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Heck with the cats, send one to my house

"The Two Sisters" wrote in message
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On Sun, 26 Feb 2012 07:53:49 -0600, Gramby wrote:

Ok kitties Chester sayz da hoomanz iz gone so letz go ofveer dere. We kan
lan da porters on da bak padio.


[A red Fiat 500 pulls up, and two Zot girls step out; open the trunk,and
unpack a portable bar; a few boycats graciously carry it inside and set it
up. The girls greet efurykitty and, standing behind the bar ask]

Cocktails, anykitty? Todayz spechul iz da Aviation: Gin, Creme de Violette,
Maraschino and Lemon juice!

[With that Cybèle pours the ingredients deftly into a cocktail shaker, and
shakes up a full shaker full]

Aviations anykitty? Or we can make you da cocktail ob yur choice!

--
Purrs,

Cybèle & Oriane

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the
cats become its visible soul.”
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

2/26/2012 12:55:12 PM

  #10  
Old February 26th 12, 08:14 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
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Mosey n hiz famli go ovur tu Lizzy n gib hur uh big hug n sai "weh dunt
bwame yu at awl, aftur wat yu wint fru. Nope.


Lizzy thinks to heself. Skaekorw building iz furr summertimez anna I iznt
going in da out anniemore.

There is a bit of excitement in the living room and Willow goes to check it
out. Poor Piglett is out cold in the middle of the floor. Barbi brings a
cool wash cloth from the master bath room to put on her head. O T enters
just as Piglet is coming to herself. What in da wurld happened. Piglett
sits up, her crossed eyes practically spinning in her head. I saw Sammy
kommink in wiff all dem fud karz behine himself and on deze binyl floorz, I
jus knu him wud make Antie Soft anofther door to da liffink rum.

[The kitties hear the sound of air brakes from outside, then shortly
afterwards they hear a small engine start and rev up. With a great
rattling and clanking, a bright yellow cargo tug driven by an orange
kitty barrels through the back door pulling a chain of food carts. Samuel
Redcat stops the tug by the buffet table, and he and Ranger start
unloading the goodies from the FluffyKits warehouse. As they finish up
Sammy turns to Chester, points to the wheels of the tug and the food
carts, and say "soft wool covers over the tires, so dey wont' leaf marks
on da floor". He then hops back onto the tug, guns the engine, and speeds
back out through the door. He returns on foot a short time later, greets
Chester and OT, then starts sampling the goodies he just delivered.]

Mosey, Meowy, Pookykat, Sqweex, Pipps, BobQat and Mimzy arrive and park the
porter in the lot and go inside and greet their friends.
They tell them all that Tygur and Mazy have ported to Scotland to be with
wee Cleo.
Pipps walks over to Ranger and greets him warmly and then they all try some
of the
wonderful food,
This is going to be so much fun and this is a beautiful home.
Have you seen the cornfield out back?
We should build a Scarecrow. yeUP

 




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