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On Thu, 9 Sep, CatNipped wrote:
Cast of Characters: Sammy - 5-month-old female kitten Mommy - MUCH older female human ---------------------snip---------------------- These are hilarious. Please keep them coming. Life can be so uh, ... 'interesting' till they learn their kitty manners. Since I mentioned the other day that someone had fifteen kittens, DH has been talking about baby kitties. I'll have to have her read about your adventures with Sammy. I do not want a kitten -- absolutely not -- no, no, not me -- no new babies around here -- we have enough cats. Regards and Purrs, O J |
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On Thu, 9 Sep, CatNipped wrote:
Cast of Characters: Sammy - 5-month-old female kitten Mommy - MUCH older female human ---------------------snip---------------------- These are hilarious. Please keep them coming. Life can be so uh, ... 'interesting' till they learn their kitty manners. Since I mentioned the other day that someone had fifteen kittens, DH has been talking about baby kitties. I'll have to have her read about your adventures with Sammy. I do not want a kitten -- absolutely not -- no, no, not me -- no new babies around here -- we have enough cats. Regards and Purrs, O J |
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On Thu, 9 Sep, CatNipped wrote:
Cast of Characters: Sammy - 5-month-old female kitten Mommy - MUCH older female human ---------------------snip---------------------- These are hilarious. Please keep them coming. Life can be so uh, ... 'interesting' till they learn their kitty manners. Since I mentioned the other day that someone had fifteen kittens, DH has been talking about baby kitties. I'll have to have her read about your adventures with Sammy. I do not want a kitten -- absolutely not -- no, no, not me -- no new babies around here -- we have enough cats. Regards and Purrs, O J |
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On Thu, 9 Sep 2004 16:37:33 -0500, "CatNipped"
wrote: snip ROTFL write a long story about how Demi found her forever home. Mommy has written 3 pages worth of poignant, moving, insightful, brilliant prose when Sammy jumps up onto the keyboard and steps on the "Sleep" button. Mommy does not know how to get her computer off of "Sleep" mode and tries button after button on the keyboard to no avail. Mommy's voice is becoming louder and louder and she is saying more and more bad words, but none of this makes her computer come out of "Sleep" mode. Mommy gives Sammy a *really* dirty look and leans over to press the "reset" key on her CPU to cold boot her computer back on again. Mommy has lost all the beautiful words she has just written about Demi and knows that she can never recapture the pathos of the lost post. Sammy grins evilly at Mommy knowing that Mommy will now post something about *Sammy* instead of that dumb old Demi-cat! Sammy, as usual, is correct! Isn't it amazing how they can find just the right wrong button - sort of like that ad that's currently running where mommy and daddy are talking about who to get to try to fix the computer while the toddler bangs on it with a toy and fixes it. -- Steve Touchstone, faithful servant of Sammy, Little Bit and Rocky [remove Junk for email] Home Page: http://www.sirinet.net/~stouchst/index.html Cat Pix: http://www.sirinet.net/~stouchst/animals.html |
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On Thu, 9 Sep 2004 16:37:33 -0500, "CatNipped"
wrote: snip ROTFL write a long story about how Demi found her forever home. Mommy has written 3 pages worth of poignant, moving, insightful, brilliant prose when Sammy jumps up onto the keyboard and steps on the "Sleep" button. Mommy does not know how to get her computer off of "Sleep" mode and tries button after button on the keyboard to no avail. Mommy's voice is becoming louder and louder and she is saying more and more bad words, but none of this makes her computer come out of "Sleep" mode. Mommy gives Sammy a *really* dirty look and leans over to press the "reset" key on her CPU to cold boot her computer back on again. Mommy has lost all the beautiful words she has just written about Demi and knows that she can never recapture the pathos of the lost post. Sammy grins evilly at Mommy knowing that Mommy will now post something about *Sammy* instead of that dumb old Demi-cat! Sammy, as usual, is correct! Isn't it amazing how they can find just the right wrong button - sort of like that ad that's currently running where mommy and daddy are talking about who to get to try to fix the computer while the toddler bangs on it with a toy and fixes it. -- Steve Touchstone, faithful servant of Sammy, Little Bit and Rocky [remove Junk for email] Home Page: http://www.sirinet.net/~stouchst/index.html Cat Pix: http://www.sirinet.net/~stouchst/animals.html |
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On Thu, 9 Sep 2004 16:37:33 -0500, "CatNipped"
wrote: snip ROTFL write a long story about how Demi found her forever home. Mommy has written 3 pages worth of poignant, moving, insightful, brilliant prose when Sammy jumps up onto the keyboard and steps on the "Sleep" button. Mommy does not know how to get her computer off of "Sleep" mode and tries button after button on the keyboard to no avail. Mommy's voice is becoming louder and louder and she is saying more and more bad words, but none of this makes her computer come out of "Sleep" mode. Mommy gives Sammy a *really* dirty look and leans over to press the "reset" key on her CPU to cold boot her computer back on again. Mommy has lost all the beautiful words she has just written about Demi and knows that she can never recapture the pathos of the lost post. Sammy grins evilly at Mommy knowing that Mommy will now post something about *Sammy* instead of that dumb old Demi-cat! Sammy, as usual, is correct! Isn't it amazing how they can find just the right wrong button - sort of like that ad that's currently running where mommy and daddy are talking about who to get to try to fix the computer while the toddler bangs on it with a toy and fixes it. -- Steve Touchstone, faithful servant of Sammy, Little Bit and Rocky [remove Junk for email] Home Page: http://www.sirinet.net/~stouchst/index.html Cat Pix: http://www.sirinet.net/~stouchst/animals.html |
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On Thu, 09 Sep 2004 23:26:06 GMT, O J wrote:
Life can be so uh, ... 'interesting' till they learn their kitty manners. Since I mentioned the other day that someone had fifteen kittens, DH has been talking about baby kitties. I'll have to have her read about your adventures with Sammy. I do not want a kitten -- absolutely not -- no, no, not me -- no new babies around here -- we have enough cats. yep keep telling yourself that, but don't be surprised if you find yourself looking at kitten food -- Steve Touchstone, faithful servant of Sammy, Little Bit and Rocky [remove Junk for email] Home Page: http://www.sirinet.net/~stouchst/index.html Cat Pix: http://www.sirinet.net/~stouchst/animals.html |
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On Thu, 09 Sep 2004 23:26:06 GMT, O J wrote:
Life can be so uh, ... 'interesting' till they learn their kitty manners. Since I mentioned the other day that someone had fifteen kittens, DH has been talking about baby kitties. I'll have to have her read about your adventures with Sammy. I do not want a kitten -- absolutely not -- no, no, not me -- no new babies around here -- we have enough cats. yep keep telling yourself that, but don't be surprised if you find yourself looking at kitten food -- Steve Touchstone, faithful servant of Sammy, Little Bit and Rocky [remove Junk for email] Home Page: http://www.sirinet.net/~stouchst/index.html Cat Pix: http://www.sirinet.net/~stouchst/animals.html |
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On Thu, 09 Sep 2004 23:26:06 GMT, O J wrote:
Life can be so uh, ... 'interesting' till they learn their kitty manners. Since I mentioned the other day that someone had fifteen kittens, DH has been talking about baby kitties. I'll have to have her read about your adventures with Sammy. I do not want a kitten -- absolutely not -- no, no, not me -- no new babies around here -- we have enough cats. yep keep telling yourself that, but don't be surprised if you find yourself looking at kitten food -- Steve Touchstone, faithful servant of Sammy, Little Bit and Rocky [remove Junk for email] Home Page: http://www.sirinet.net/~stouchst/index.html Cat Pix: http://www.sirinet.net/~stouchst/animals.html |
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"Steve Touchstone" wrote in message
... Isn't it amazing how they can find just the right wrong button - sort of like that ad that's currently running where mommy and daddy are talking about who to get to try to fix the computer while the toddler bangs on it with a toy and fixes it. -- Steve Touchstone, faithful servant of Sammy, Little Bit and Rocky I *LOVE* that commercial - that kid uses *my* kind of computer repair skills!! Hugs, CatNipped |
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