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Da Nitely Nooz!
Two Zot girls sit behind a low, polished mahogany table; the skyline of NYC
is a computer graphic behind them. For the theme, "My Favorite Things" from the Sound of Music is playing... Cybele: [adjusts tortise-shell half-readers; peers over them] And now, from Mew Yawk City, itz da nitely Nooz! Oriane: Yes, it iz kitties, and for tonite we're going to discuss owr faborite fings! Cybele: Indeed! So mine deer sisfur, what iz yur faborite fing? Oriane: Bokses! Bokses! Bokses! Liddle wons, big wons, meedium wons! Dey is all wunnerful! Cybele: I knoze! When Amazon dewibers to da hooman, yoo allwayz hab a smile on yur fayce! Oriane: Yes, indeed! Dey can be fortresses, condo-miniums, hidy-holes, pwaces where da two ob usses can snuggle togeffur... [reaches over and gives her sister a face-rub] Cybele: And letz no forget da widdle wons dat yoo push to da stairway, and awwow grabbity to take down da stairz! Oriane: Yes! Bippity-bop, bippity bop, boom! Cybele: Oh, doze neighbors must lubs usses! Oriane: I is sure dey do! An yoo mine deer, whatz yur fabborite fing - besides foods, dat iz? Cybele: Cwinkle ballz! Shiny, cwinkly mylar cwinkle balls, sprayed wif likwid catnip den rolled in leafy catnip! Oriane: Ahh, yes, yoo duz lubs dem! Especikally wen yoo get stoned from dat 'nip! Cybele: Oh yes! Dere is nuffin wikes getting nipped-up and pwayink wif a shiny, mylar cwinkle ball! Oriane: I lubs da way yoo cawwy it in yur mouf and sing a seranade to eberrybody! Cybele: Yes, indeed! I do hab a wubbwy voice, duzzent I? Oriane: Certainly! An I betz dat da nayborz wubb dat cat seranade! Cybele: [Both smile] So kitties, we is asking owr lissners to write in and tells us what dere faborite fings iz! Oriane: Dats rite! Just post here an tells usses! Cybele: Datz it fur tonight, Be well and be cute! Both: [singing to My Favorite Things] Meeeeeeee-owwwwwwww, MeeeeeeeeOWWWWWW, MeeeeOOOOOwwwwwww..... -- Purrs, Cybèle & Oriane “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.” Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 1/23/2012 7:35:01 PM |
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