Boyfie got bashed

When I got up this morning there was dark coloured and white stuff all over
the kitchen floor. It's still dark when I have to get up for work and it
takes quite a few minutes for my eyes to adjust when I put the light on. I
can "sort of" see but not properly for maybe about 10 minutes.

I thought maybe it was feathers from a birdie that Boyfie might have sneaked
up on in the night. Sometimes he's not very sporting about leaving them
alone when they are asleep :-(
It was not feathers, it was cat fur, and rather a lot of it.
At first I wondered if he might have finally got fed up with Kitty's
grumpiness and had a skirmish - was it her fur?
No, it was his.
He was sitting on his own, sort of sulking, didn't greet me as normal. He
was very put out. He went into cello position which made me think he has a
hurtie there (particularly as his breakfast was about to be served..)

It's obvious by his behaviour "who dunnit." He won't look at KFC, shies
away from her and when they both went upstairs to get on the spare bed this
morning there was an ominous wowling and growling coming from Kitty directed
towards him.
I think he should withhold any further collared doves from her immediately.
Ah, she doesn't deserve him! She treats him so badly..and yet I know he
will carry on being nice to her.
Boyfriend is a real saint with her. He is now suffering domestic violence
and requests some purrs to stop him wanting to bop her back round the head,
thanks.

Tweed and Boyfie

Christina Websell wrote:
When I got up this morning there was dark coloured and white stuff all over
the kitchen floor. It's still dark when I have to get up for work and it
takes quite a few minutes for my eyes to adjust when I put the light on. I
can "sort of" see but not properly for maybe about 10 minutes.

I thought maybe it was feathers from a birdie that Boyfie might have sneaked
up on in the night. Sometimes he's not very sporting about leaving them
alone when they are asleep :-(
It was not feathers, it was cat fur, and rather a lot of it.
At first I wondered if he might have finally got fed up with Kitty's
grumpiness and had a skirmish - was it her fur?
No, it was his.
He was sitting on his own, sort of sulking, didn't greet me as normal. He
was very put out. He went into cello position which made me think he has a
hurtie there (particularly as his breakfast was about to be served..)

It's obvious by his behaviour "who dunnit." He won't look at KFC, shies
away from her and when they both went upstairs to get on the spare bed this
morning there was an ominous wowling and growling coming from Kitty directed
towards him.
I think he should withhold any further collared doves from her immediately.
Ah, she doesn't deserve him! She treats him so badly..and yet I know he
will carry on being nice to her.
Boyfriend is a real saint with her. He is now suffering domestic violence
and requests some purrs to stop him wanting to bop her back round the head,
thanks.

Tweed and Boyfie

Winnie here, Uncle Bill is dong the spelling and the grandma

Boyfie, old man, I unnerstan. Can't liv with em and can't bring em
enuff doves. Wen the girls get me down, I hang out wif my buds, Uncle
Bill, Bear the d*g and Buddy the parrot-boy. It is good to hav sum men
frenz. Even if they are not kitties.

Jus apologize for being beat up and giv her sum space. In a few days,
it will be fin.

If a boy purrs in the back yard where no girl can hear him, iz he still
wrong?

Winnie

--

"Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail
better."
Samuel Beckett, "Worstward Ho", 1983

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Christina Websell wrote:
When I got up this morning there was dark coloured and white stuff all
over
the kitchen floor. It's still dark when I have to get up for work and it
takes quite a few minutes for my eyes to adjust when I put the light on.
I
can "sort of" see but not properly for maybe about 10 minutes.

I thought maybe it was feathers from a birdie that Boyfie might have
sneaked
up on in the night. Sometimes he's not very sporting about leaving them
alone when they are asleep :-(
It was not feathers, it was cat fur, and rather a lot of it.
At first I wondered if he might have finally got fed up with Kitty's
grumpiness and had a skirmish - was it her fur?
No, it was his.
He was sitting on his own, sort of sulking, didn't greet me as normal.
He
was very put out. He went into cello position which made me think he
has a
hurtie there (particularly as his breakfast was about to be served..)

It's obvious by his behaviour "who dunnit." He won't look at KFC, shies
away from her and when they both went upstairs to get on the spare bed
this
morning there was an ominous wowling and growling coming from Kitty
directed
towards him.
I think he should withhold any further collared doves from her
immediately.
Ah, she doesn't deserve him! She treats him so badly..and yet I know he
will carry on being nice to her.
Boyfriend is a real saint with her. He is now suffering domestic
violence
and requests some purrs to stop him wanting to bop her back round the
head,
thanks.

Tweed and Boyfie

Winnie here, Uncle Bill is dong the spelling and the grandma

Boyfie, old man, I unnerstan. Can't liv with em and can't bring em
enuff doves. Wen the girls get me down, I hang out wif my buds, Uncle
Bill, Bear the d*g and Buddy the parrot-boy. It is good to hav sum men
frenz. Even if they are not kitties.

I don't av no men frenz.

Jus apologize for being beat up and giv her sum space. In a few days,
it will be fin.

I always apogolises, it never my folt. She a very fierce cat,

If a boy purrs in the back yard where no girl can hear him, iz he still
wrong?

Prolly. I finking about leeving ome if she don't stop bein so orful.

Boyfie

aw, poor Boyfriend. Hopefully KFC leaves him alone.

Lily & her mama

--
Irulan
from the stars we come
to the stars we return
from now until the end of time.

"Christina Websell" wrote in message
...
When I got up this morning there was dark coloured and white stuff all
over the kitchen floor. It's still dark when I have to get up for work
and it takes quite a few minutes for my eyes to adjust when I put the
light on. I can "sort of" see but not properly for maybe about 10
minutes.

I thought maybe it was feathers from a birdie that Boyfie might have
sneaked up on in the night. Sometimes he's not very sporting about
leaving them alone when they are asleep :-(
It was not feathers, it was cat fur, and rather a lot of it.
At first I wondered if he might have finally got fed up with Kitty's
grumpiness and had a skirmish - was it her fur?
No, it was his.
He was sitting on his own, sort of sulking, didn't greet me as normal. He
was very put out. He went into cello position which made me think he has
a hurtie there (particularly as his breakfast was about to be served..)

It's obvious by his behaviour "who dunnit." He won't look at KFC, shies
away from her and when they both went upstairs to get on the spare bed
this morning there was an ominous wowling and growling coming from Kitty
directed towards him.
I think he should withhold any further collared doves from her
immediately. Ah, she doesn't deserve him! She treats him so badly..and
yet I know he will carry on being nice to her.
Boyfriend is a real saint with her. He is now suffering domestic violence
and requests some purrs to stop him wanting to bop her back round the
head, thanks.

Tweed and Boyfie

"Irulan" wrote in message
. ..
aw, poor Boyfriend. Hopefully KFC leaves him alone.


I hope so! She weighs around 4lbs and is 20 plus years old. Boyfie is
maturing nicely at around 10 lbs and is 4, nearly 5. He could annihilate
her if he wanted to. It says a lot for his temperament that he tolerates
the awful treatment he gets from her. He just shrugs and disappears down
the garden. Mostly. I've seen him swipe her round the head twice, but she
truly deserved it both times.

Tweed

In ,
Christina Websell purred:
When I got up this morning there was dark coloured and white stuff
all over the kitchen floor. It's still dark when I have to get up
for work and it takes quite a few minutes for my eyes to adjust when
I put the light on. I can "sort of" see but not properly for maybe
about 10 minutes.
I thought maybe it was feathers from a birdie that Boyfie might have
sneaked up on in the night. Sometimes he's not very sporting about
leaving them alone when they are asleep :-(
It was not feathers, it was cat fur, and rather a lot of it.
At first I wondered if he might have finally got fed up with Kitty's
grumpiness and had a skirmish - was it her fur?
No, it was his.
He was sitting on his own, sort of sulking, didn't greet me as
normal. He was very put out. He went into cello position which
made me think he has a hurtie there (particularly as his breakfast
was about to be served..)
It's obvious by his behaviour "who dunnit." He won't look at KFC, shies
away from her and when they both went upstairs to get on the
spare bed this morning there was an ominous wowling and growling
coming from Kitty directed towards him.
I think he should withhold any further collared doves from her
immediately. Ah, she doesn't deserve him! She treats him so
badly..and yet I know he will carry on being nice to her.
Boyfriend is a real saint with her. He is now suffering domestic
violence and requests some purrs to stop him wanting to bop her back
round the head, thanks.

Tweed and Boyfie

Deer Boyfie:

Dat Kitty is furry meens to do dat to you. Lizzie da saym way round here,
so I avoyds her as muchest as I can.

Pleez don't runs away from home - I wood be furry sad if you go!

Dreeming of my sweet Boyfie...

Mimi
(Weebles baby sisfur)

"Christina Websell" wrote in message
...
When I got up this morning there was dark coloured and white stuff all
over the kitchen floor. It's still dark when I have to get up for work
and it takes quite a few minutes for my eyes to adjust when I put the
light on. I can "sort of" see but not properly for maybe about 10
minutes.

I thought maybe it was feathers from a birdie that Boyfie might have
sneaked up on in the night. Sometimes he's not very sporting about
leaving them alone when they are asleep :-(
It was not feathers, it was cat fur, and rather a lot of it.
At first I wondered if he might have finally got fed up with Kitty's
grumpiness and had a skirmish - was it her fur?
No, it was his.
He was sitting on his own, sort of sulking, didn't greet me as normal. He
was very put out. He went into cello position which made me think he has
a hurtie there (particularly as his breakfast was about to be served..)

It's obvious by his behaviour "who dunnit." He won't look at KFC, shies
away from her and when they both went upstairs to get on the spare bed
this morning there was an ominous wowling and growling coming from Kitty
directed towards him.
I think he should withhold any further collared doves from her
immediately. Ah, she doesn't deserve him! She treats him so badly..and
yet I know he will carry on being nice to her.
Boyfriend is a real saint with her. He is now suffering domestic violence
and requests some purrs to stop him wanting to bop her back round the
head, thanks.

Tweed and Boyfie

Dear Boyfie,

I understand exactly what you are going through. I live in a house with a
Lacey cat. I'm sitting in a sunbeam, minding my own business and she runs
up and boops me then runs off. I get up to chase her but when I get near
she turns on me and hisses and growls. Sometimes she jumps me and rolls me
up like a rolypoly bug. She does this with Hobbes as well. She's buddies
with Sam and when I asked him what was her problem he said her whore moans
because its out of whack. I'd like to whack her whore until it moans and
then maybe she'd finally quit being so witchy.

Don't run away from home. You have a Meowmy who lurvs ya and ya might not be
able to find another one of those. There are a lot of bad Meowny's in the
world and sometimes it takes awhile to find a good one. I think if I were
you I'd catch me a collard dove, prance in front of KFC and sit down and
enjoy the bird myself. Maybe you could offer her a tail feather.

lightbulb comes on in Dr. Barnabus, Kitty Psych's brain Boyfie, maybe
sometimes she's just angy that she can't catch her own dovies any more and
since she doesn't have anyone to blame but herself then she gets mad at you.
Maybe she thinks you're showing off. Yep, I think you should save the dovies
for yourself but maybe you should eat them outside so she doesn't know
you're still catching them.

Then again, maybe you should look for her whore and just whack it upside the
head until it stops moaning

Your holibrother, Barnabus

Christina Websell wrote:
When I got up this morning there was dark coloured and white stuff all over
the kitchen floor. It's still dark when I have to get up for work and it
takes quite a few minutes for my eyes to adjust when I put the light on. I
can "sort of" see but not properly for maybe about 10 minutes.

I thought maybe it was feathers from a birdie that Boyfie might have sneaked
up on in the night. Sometimes he's not very sporting about leaving them
alone when they are asleep :-(
It was not feathers, it was cat fur, and rather a lot of it.
At first I wondered if he might have finally got fed up with Kitty's
grumpiness and had a skirmish - was it her fur?
No, it was his.
He was sitting on his own, sort of sulking, didn't greet me as normal. He
was very put out. He went into cello position which made me think he has a
hurtie there (particularly as his breakfast was about to be served..)

It's obvious by his behaviour "who dunnit." He won't look at KFC, shies
away from her and when they both went upstairs to get on the spare bed this
morning there was an ominous wowling and growling coming from Kitty directed
towards him.
I think he should withhold any further collared doves from her immediately.
Ah, she doesn't deserve him! She treats him so badly..and yet I know he
will carry on being nice to her.
Boyfriend is a real saint with her. He is now suffering domestic violence
and requests some purrs to stop him wanting to bop her back round the head,
thanks.

Tweed and Boyfie




Awww. Poor Boyfie. Calming purrs on the way for KFC and ego-boosting
ones for him.

--
Sam, closely supervised by Mistletoe

Christina Websell wrote:
I think he should withhold any further collared doves from her immediately.
Ah, she doesn't deserve him! She treats him so badly..and yet I know he
will carry on being nice to her.
Boyfriend is a real saint with her. He is now suffering domestic violence
and requests some purrs to stop him wanting to bop her back round the head,
thanks.


Aww, poor Boyfie! Explain to him that KFC may be a bit senile and not
remember how good he is to her. This sometimes happens with the very
elderly. Purrs for Boyfie to put up with it all.

--
Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki.
Stories and pics at http://koti.welho.com/mkurten/
Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/
and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki

"Christina Websell" wrote in message
...
When I got up this morning there was dark coloured and white stuff all
over the kitchen floor. It's still dark when I have to get up for work
and it takes quite a few minutes for my eyes to adjust when I put the
light on. I can "sort of" see but not properly for maybe about 10
minutes.

I thought maybe it was feathers from a birdie that Boyfie might have
sneaked up on in the night. Sometimes he's not very sporting about
leaving them alone when they are asleep :-(
It was not feathers, it was cat fur, and rather a lot of it.
At first I wondered if he might have finally got fed up with Kitty's
grumpiness and had a skirmish - was it her fur?
No, it was his.
He was sitting on his own, sort of sulking, didn't greet me as normal. He
was very put out. He went into cello position which made me think he has
a hurtie there (particularly as his breakfast was about to be served..)

It's obvious by his behaviour "who dunnit." He won't look at KFC, shies
away from her and when they both went upstairs to get on the spare bed
this morning there was an ominous wowling and growling coming from Kitty
directed towards him.
I think he should withhold any further collared doves from her
immediately. Ah, she doesn't deserve him! She treats him so badly..and
yet I know he will carry on being nice to her.
Boyfriend is a real saint with her. He is now suffering domestic violence
and requests some purrs to stop him wanting to bop her back round the
head, thanks.

Tweed and Boyfie



Poor little guy. Their behavior sounds very like a pair of parakeets we
once had. The poor male gave meaning to the term henpecked. He did
everything in his power to keep the female happy. And there was no pleasing
her.

Jo