Meowmie assalted Us!

We were all waiting PATIENTLY for our dinner. We tried giving her the
eyes. We trying the mournful howl. we even tried the we're-so-
starving-we're-about-to die act, but Meowmie STILL ignored us.

Then she reached into a bag and brought out some cat-grass. Ewww!!!
Cat-grass is a snack, we wanted our GOOSHYFOOD!.

Then she took out this packet and picked up Mayhem and took her into
the bathroom and shut the door. We heard the packet being opened and
Mayhem let out this mournful wail.

When the door was opened, Mayhem was all damp.

"Run for your lives" she screamed "She wiped me down with a wet
cloth."

I got up to run, but Meowmie grabbed me and I struggled but couldn't
get away. She started rubbing me all over with this wet cloth, said
it was a pet bath wipe, I DIDN'T need a BATH!!

STOOPID HOOMIN!! Didn't she know that's what TONGUES are for?

She rubbed me all over and rubbed every hair out of place. she even
wiped my BUTT!! HOW EMBARASSING!!

Then she managed to corner Imp. "DON'T GIVE UP WITHOUT A FIGHT!!!" I
screamed.

The bathroom door closed and suddenly i smelled it. Imp decided to
pee all over the hoomin. GOOD FOR HIM!!! He still got a bath anyway,
but that oughta teach the hoomin not to attack us with those icky
wipes.

We are PURRFECTLY capable of washing ourselves. The hoomin THEN
brought out the gooshyfood and fed us. Rightfully so!!

I'm busy licking every hair back into its proper place. It will
probably take all night. Mayhem and Imp are hiding under the bed.

Stoopid hoomin.....UGH!!!!!

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Since I'm not working, I can't bring in the cats for baths. And they
were smelling like cat litter and their fur was getting kind greasy
and on Imp I could see a ton of dander.

Picked up a pack of Petwipes today, and decided to do it before I fed
them. Mayhem struggled and wailed as I wiped her down. Mischief
didn't like it very much either and as you probably guessed, as soon
as I carried Imp into the bathroom i felt my hip get warm. I
immediately held him over the tub until he was done, but sarong was
covered in cat pee.

The BF is gonna wonder why the bathroom rugs smell like Nature's
Miracle....

Imp is hiding under the bed so I personally served him an extra large
bowl of gooshy food, but he won't touch it, he's so mad at me.
Mischief gobbled hers up like nothing happened, but Mayhem ate hers
and ran back under the bed. I can hear them furiously washing
themselves.

Poor babies.......

Kristi