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Old September 13th 11, 10:04 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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So der i wuz mindin mine own buziness, I had ported home to check onna
hoominz, anna whut duz ursefz thinkz i ofurhearz... furzt off new fudz
kamed, but same olde stuffz... den furee sayz dat I haza apurtmint wiffa TED
on furzday!!! I iz notted sik, I iz notted krankee, I haza gud apurtitie...
if dey wuld feed me i wuldint be kraninkin bowt bein hungree, I iz uzing
mine litterbox... diz iz juzt unfare, I nefur azked fur mine teefz ta be
kleaned or for TED ta sttel mine bloodz so if her hadnot did diz i wunt be
gettin more bloods steeled, I iz NOT amuzed at all,

Chester the starfin ingester...

PS i iz not gowin home agin until diz abenshure iz ofur!!!


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Old September 13th 11, 03:08 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
John Ross Mc Master
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On Tue, 13 Sep 2011 04:04:13 -0500, "Storrmmee"
wrote:

So der i wuz mindin mine own buziness, I had ported home to check onna
hoominz, anna whut duz ursefz thinkz i ofurhearz... furzt off new fudz
kamed, but same olde stuffz... den furee sayz dat I haza apurtmint wiffa TED
on furzday!!! I iz notted sik, I iz notted krankee, I haza gud apurtitie...
if dey wuld feed me i wuldint be kraninkin bowt bein hungree, I iz uzing
mine litterbox... diz iz juzt unfare, I nefur azked fur mine teefz ta be
kleaned or for TED ta sttel mine bloodz so if her hadnot did diz i wunt be
gettin more bloods steeled, I iz NOT amuzed at all,

Chester the starfin ingester...

PS i iz not gowin home agin until diz abenshure iz ofur!!!


Teleport away from TED.
Spring

wen your teefs is kleen and sharp yew can eet more foodz.
beauty
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Old September 13th 11, 04:07 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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mine teefz iz more clean andey duzint hurt aneemore, butted onze i getted
dem clean den ted sayed no more kule blue wildernezz duckee fudz anna no
more peoplez fudz, HRMPH!!! chester
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On Tue, 13 Sep 2011 04:04:13 -0500, "Storrmmee"
wrote:

So der i wuz mindin mine own buziness, I had ported home to check onna
hoominz, anna whut duz ursefz thinkz i ofurhearz... furzt off new fudz
kamed, but same olde stuffz... den furee sayz dat I haza apurtmint wiffa
TED
on furzday!!! I iz notted sik, I iz notted krankee, I haza gud
apurtitie...
if dey wuld feed me i wuldint be kraninkin bowt bein hungree, I iz uzing
mine litterbox... diz iz juzt unfare, I nefur azked fur mine teefz ta be
kleaned or for TED ta sttel mine bloodz so if her hadnot did diz i wunt be
gettin more bloods steeled, I iz NOT amuzed at all,

Chester the starfin ingester...

PS i iz not gowin home agin until diz abenshure iz ofur!!!


Teleport away from TED.
Spring

wen your teefs is kleen and sharp yew can eet more foodz.
beauty



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Old September 13th 11, 07:36 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gramby
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Piglett ports over to Chester. Now mibne fren if diz meanz u duzent haff to
take a pill effer day, den it will be worf it. U really likez diz TED lady
and u knowz it

"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message
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On Tue, 13 Sep 2011 04:04:13 -0500, "Storrmmee"
wrote:

So der i wuz mindin mine own buziness, I had ported home to check onna
hoominz, anna whut duz ursefz thinkz i ofurhearz... furzt off new fudz
kamed, but same olde stuffz... den furee sayz dat I haza apurtmint wiffa
TED
on furzday!!! I iz notted sik, I iz notted krankee, I haza gud apurtitie...
if dey wuld feed me i wuldint be kraninkin bowt bein hungree, I iz uzing
mine litterbox... diz iz juzt unfare, I nefur azked fur mine teefz ta be
kleaned or for TED ta sttel mine bloodz so if her hadnot did diz i wunt be
gettin more bloods steeled, I iz NOT amuzed at all,

Chester the starfin ingester...

PS i iz not gowin home agin until diz abenshure iz ofur!!!


Teleport away from TED.
Spring

wen your teefs is kleen and sharp yew can eet more foodz.
beauty

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Old September 14th 11, 03:07 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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HRMPH soft liksa ted ladee, i sorta liksa ted heper, chester
"Gramby" wrote in message
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Piglett ports over to Chester. Now mibne fren if diz meanz u duzent haff
to take a pill effer day, den it will be worf it. U really likez diz TED
lady and u knowz it

"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message
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On Tue, 13 Sep 2011 04:04:13 -0500, "Storrmmee"
wrote:

So der i wuz mindin mine own buziness, I had ported home to check onna
hoominz, anna whut duz ursefz thinkz i ofurhearz... furzt off new fudz
kamed, but same olde stuffz... den furee sayz dat I haza apurtmint wiffa
TED
on furzday!!! I iz notted sik, I iz notted krankee, I haza gud
apurtitie...
if dey wuld feed me i wuldint be kraninkin bowt bein hungree, I iz uzing
mine litterbox... diz iz juzt unfare, I nefur azked fur mine teefz ta be
kleaned or for TED ta sttel mine bloodz so if her hadnot did diz i wunt be
gettin more bloods steeled, I iz NOT amuzed at all,

Chester the starfin ingester...

PS i iz not gowin home agin until diz abenshure iz ofur!!!


Teleport away from TED.
Spring

wen your teefs is kleen and sharp yew can eet more foodz.
beauty



 




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