rainin bakum!!!

ok so der we wuz juzt sittin arownd watchin da hoominz eatz like great huge
beaglez... trudi was honkin beclawz she smelled ham anna kottage cheeze,
storrmmee wuz watin fur sum eggz, an me, I minesef wuz juzt hopin dey wuld
drop sumfin... den soft went to da nuker box anna whut duz i smell but
bakum, anna lots ofit, soft sayz two sammichez wurf... she iz walkin arownd
da breefazt bar anna herown hand twitchez anna i getz bakum rained all ofur
minesef, how kule iz dat, den instead of 'lowin hersef ta let me hep her
klean of da mezz she puts da three skimpy slizes left onna pwate onna
breefazt bar anna she pikz upsa rained on minesef bakum an wunt let me eat
anee, i iz gettin a komplez, chester