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rainin bakum!!!
Diz mus be dropsie day for hoomanz, Gramby brouted home som polissh sausage
from da restraunt anna her dropped itselfz da kontainer on da kounter. She swished it bak in da kontainerz and putted in da kold bos. I licked da jusice and foun a pieze of meat and dat waz gud. I wanted more for mineselfz but her said Noooo O T you go weigh. "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... da onlee rezun hersef still haza hand iz dat der iz onlee two NO rulez fur kitteez anna one of dem iz bitin, diz can cawze a twip to da brige, juzt azk urown favurite mancat how kloze himsef camed to a twip to da brige, ofurwize i wulda knawed off herown fingerz, but i did kurze at hersef fur qwite a while, chester "Will in New Haven" wrote in message ... On Nov 17, 10:00 am, "Storrmmee" wrote: ok so der we wuz juzt sittin arownd watchin da hoominz eatz like great huge beaglez... Wow, Chester, yooo certanwee haff command ob da languich. "eatz like great huge beaglez" is sutsh a perfek descripshum ob hoomins, espeshully Uncl Bill. It is troolly poetical. WooToo trudi was honkin beclawz she smelled ham anna kottage cheeze, storrmmee wuz watin fur sum eggz, an me, I minesef wuz juzt hopin dey wuld drop sumfin... den soft went to da nuker box anna whut duz i smell but bakum, anna lots ofit, soft sayz two sammichez wurf... she iz walkin arownd da breefazt bar anna herown hand twitchez anna i getz bakum rained all ofur minesef, how kule iz dat, den instead of 'lowin hersef ta let me hep her klean of da mezz she puts da three skimpy slizes left onna pwate onna breefazt bar anna she pikz upsa rained on minesef bakum an wunt let me eat anee, i iz gettin a komplez, chester Ann shee still haz a HAND? Missy We feelz four yoor perdikamend. -- WooToo an Missy |
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rainin bakum!!!
Dis iz juss krool. Yesfurday, I getted a liddle teeny tiny peese uv lettis
raned on myself. Yoo wudnt beleev how fast Meowmie mooved to git it befur I kud eet it. Thingz iz purrty bad when a kittee kant evin eet a liddle tiny peese uv green fudz. Sundance "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... ok so der we wuz juzt sittin arownd watchin da hoominz eatz like great huge beaglez... trudi was honkin beclawz she smelled ham anna kottage cheeze, storrmmee wuz watin fur sum eggz, an me, I minesef wuz juzt hopin dey wuld drop sumfin... den soft went to da nuker box anna whut duz i smell but bakum, anna lots ofit, soft sayz two sammichez wurf... she iz walkin arownd da breefazt bar anna herown hand twitchez anna i getz bakum rained all ofur minesef, how kule iz dat, den instead of 'lowin hersef ta let me hep her klean of da mezz she puts da three skimpy slizes left onna pwate onna breefazt bar anna she pikz upsa rained on minesef bakum an wunt let me eat anee, i iz gettin a komplez, chester |
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rainin bakum!!!
itz amizin when dey wantz to how fazt hoominz kan mofe, chester, shudderin
att thote of green fudz "Sundance" wrote in message ... Dis iz juss krool. Yesfurday, I getted a liddle teeny tiny peese uv lettis raned on myself. Yoo wudnt beleev how fast Meowmie mooved to git it befur I kud eet it. Thingz iz purrty bad when a kittee kant evin eet a liddle tiny peese uv green fudz. Sundance "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... ok so der we wuz juzt sittin arownd watchin da hoominz eatz like great huge beaglez... trudi was honkin beclawz she smelled ham anna kottage cheeze, storrmmee wuz watin fur sum eggz, an me, I minesef wuz juzt hopin dey wuld drop sumfin... den soft went to da nuker box anna whut duz i smell but bakum, anna lots ofit, soft sayz two sammichez wurf... she iz walkin arownd da breefazt bar anna herown hand twitchez anna i getz bakum rained all ofur minesef, how kule iz dat, den instead of 'lowin hersef ta let me hep her klean of da mezz she puts da three skimpy slizes left onna pwate onna breefazt bar anna she pikz upsa rained on minesef bakum an wunt let me eat anee, i iz gettin a komplez, chester |
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rainin bakum!!!
On Thu, 17 Nov 2011 09:00:08 -0600, Storrmmee wrote:
ok so der we wuz juzt sittin arownd watchin da hoominz eatz like great huge beaglez... trudi was honkin beclawz she smelled ham anna kottage cheeze, storrmmee wuz watin fur sum eggz, an me, I minesef wuz juzt hopin dey wuld drop sumfin... den soft went to da nuker box anna whut duz i smell but bakum, anna lots ofit, soft sayz two sammichez wurf... she iz walkin arownd da breefazt bar anna herown hand twitchez anna i getz bakum rained all ofur minesef, how kule iz dat, den instead of 'lowin hersef ta let me hep her klean of da mezz she puts da three skimpy slizes left onna pwate onna breefazt bar anna she pikz upsa rained on minesef bakum an wunt let me eat anee, i iz gettin a komplez, chester How brave ob you to protekt da humans frum stwange diseases on da floors! And dey didn't eben appreshiate it! -- Purrs, Cybèle & Oriane “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.” Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 11/17/2011 8:24:54 PM |
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rainin bakum!!!
ok so der we wuz juzt sittin arownd watchin da hoominz eatz like great huge beaglez... trudi was honkin beclawz she smelled ham anna kottage cheeze, storrmmee wuz watin fur sum eggz, an me, I minesef wuz juzt hopin dey wuld drop sumfin... den soft went to da nuker box anna whut duz i smell but bakum, anna lots ofit, soft sayz two sammichez wurf... she iz walkin arownd da breefazt bar anna herown hand twitchez anna i getz bakum rained all ofur minesef, how kule iz dat, den instead of 'lowin hersef ta let me hep her klean of da mezz she puts da three skimpy slizes left onna pwate onna breefazt bar anna she pikz upsa rained on minesef bakum an wunt let me eat anee, i iz gettin a komplez, chester That's just not fair! If good food falls on the floor, or especially if it falls on top of a cat, then it belongs to the cat! I have trouble teaching my humans that lesson too. And I've given up even trying to teach the Dog-beast that floor-food belongs to the cats. Amelia the severely undernourished ai ugre wif yu Amelia..totuly. yeUP wanna heer sumfin funne? Pa wikes tu put bakun bits in hiz oatmeal. Ma taysted et, buit hur wikes blooberriez in hurz. Mosey |
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rainin bakum!!!
"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message ... On Thu, 17 Nov 2011 10:31:47 -0600, Storrmmee wrote: i thinkz ifin we hadda d*g ann it eated mine fudz i wuld haffa wop itzown noze, chester horrified atta thote 'zactly. If Starr da Dogg tries to steal mineown food I whap her head so fast and so hard it sounds like a drum concert. Harri SNARE drum Harri? Mosey..waffin |
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rainin bakum!!!
On Thu, 17 Nov 2011 10:31:47 -0600, Storrmmee wrote: i thinkz ifin we hadda d*g ann it eated mine fudz i wuld haffa wop itzown noze, chester horrified atta thote 'zactly. If Starr da Dogg tries to steal mineown food I whap her head so fast and so hard it sounds like a drum concert. Harri A little flash of tartan appears then just as quickly disappears wat wuz dat? Mosey...waffin. |
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rainin bakum!!!
Iz letuce bad fur kitties..ai dunt noe deez fingz. Nope
Mosey itz amizin when dey wantz to how fazt hoominz kan mofe, chester, shudderin att thote of green fudz Dis iz juss krool. Yesfurday, I getted a liddle teeny tiny peese uv lettis raned on myself. Yoo wudnt beleev how fast Meowmie mooved to git it befur I kud eet it. Thingz iz purrty bad when a kittee kant evin eet a liddle tiny peese uv green fudz. Sundance "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... ok so der we wuz juzt sittin arownd watchin da hoominz eatz like great huge beaglez... trudi was honkin beclawz she smelled ham anna kottage cheeze, storrmmee wuz watin fur sum eggz, an me, I minesef wuz juzt hopin dey wuld drop sumfin... den soft went to da nuker box anna whut duz i smell but bakum, anna lots ofit, soft sayz two sammichez wurf... she iz walkin arownd da breefazt bar anna herown hand twitchez anna i getz bakum rained all ofur minesef, how kule iz dat, den instead of 'lowin hersef ta let me hep her klean of da mezz she puts da three skimpy slizes left onna pwate onna breefazt bar anna she pikz upsa rained on minesef bakum an wunt let me eat anee, i iz gettin a komplez, chester |
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rainin bakum!!!
"The Two Sisters" wrote in message ... On Thu, 17 Nov 2011 09:00:08 -0600, Storrmmee wrote: ok so der we wuz juzt sittin arownd watchin da hoominz eatz like great huge beaglez... trudi was honkin beclawz she smelled ham anna kottage cheeze, storrmmee wuz watin fur sum eggz, an me, I minesef wuz juzt hopin dey wuld drop sumfin... den soft went to da nuker box anna whut duz i smell but bakum, anna lots ofit, soft sayz two sammichez wurf... she iz walkin arownd da breefazt bar anna herown hand twitchez anna i getz bakum rained all ofur minesef, how kule iz dat, den instead of 'lowin hersef ta let me hep her klean of da mezz she puts da three skimpy slizes left onna pwate onna breefazt bar anna she pikz upsa rained on minesef bakum an wunt let me eat anee, i iz gettin a komplez, chester How brave ob you to protekt da humans frum stwange diseases on da floors! And dey didn't eben appreshiate it! -- Purrs, Cybèle & Oriane It'z HoKay if yuz eet it in twee sekundz. Dat'z da Twee Sekund Rool. I wish I lyked moor hoomin fuudz. Summytimez I dunt effin want whutz offured up tu me, cept kreemy cheez, chese, buter, an Pounceez, obkorze. -- Pit.nya |
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rainin bakum!!!
i iz beree unnerapwecheated, chester still a bit out of sortz
"The Two Sisters" wrote in message ... On Thu, 17 Nov 2011 09:00:08 -0600, Storrmmee wrote: ok so der we wuz juzt sittin arownd watchin da hoominz eatz like great huge beaglez... trudi was honkin beclawz she smelled ham anna kottage cheeze, storrmmee wuz watin fur sum eggz, an me, I minesef wuz juzt hopin dey wuld drop sumfin... den soft went to da nuker box anna whut duz i smell but bakum, anna lots ofit, soft sayz two sammichez wurf... she iz walkin arownd da breefazt bar anna herown hand twitchez anna i getz bakum rained all ofur minesef, how kule iz dat, den instead of 'lowin hersef ta let me hep her klean of da mezz she puts da three skimpy slizes left onna pwate onna breefazt bar anna she pikz upsa rained on minesef bakum an wunt let me eat anee, i iz gettin a komplez, chester How brave ob you to protekt da humans frum stwange diseases on da floors! And dey didn't eben appreshiate it! -- Purrs, Cyble & Oriane "I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul." Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 11/17/2011 8:24:54 PM |
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