D*ghouse part 2

Fangu all fur yur kind comments altho unfurtunately da soggy catfuds
gotten throed out befur we cud dry them or anyfing lyke that.


Yestiday Meomie camed home aftur a longlong day. Thiz time she putted
thu noo catfuds inna hihi cupbord, thu only wun inna kitchen we kant reech.

It wuz a hothot day, an ower Up is offin furry hot if thu fan haz bin
off alla day an theer iz no winds.

So she went Up an sed OMG!! WATS THAT STINK???? Kant be thu lidderbox,
that wuz kleened garbbaj day (wat wuz just past).

A fren had gotten sum cat lidder inna big bocks fur Meomie, furry cheep.
Meomie kant git tu that store furry eesy, an sertanly kant carry that
size bocks home, so this wuz a kind anna gud fing fur thu fren tu do.

Memoie used sum, put sum in a plastik buket, an becuz there wuz sum
left, fassened thu plastik bag, an put it onna top of thu buket cuz she
nose cats gits IDEAS wen they finds lidder in uneggspekted playces. An
she wanted tu put thu bocks itself inna recyclin, sinse that wuz thu
recyclin anna garbaj day.

BUT

Sumcat had peed - lots anna lots - onna floor between thu plastik bag
wif thu eggstra lidder and anothur bag lyke she uses wen she kleens thu
lidur and cuvered thu effidens by tryin tu pull thu plasitk bags ovur it.

Shes furgotten than wun uf thu resident cats (no names heer) sumtymes
lykes peein on plastik, cuz he hadnt dun it fur awile.

So she had tu find anothur plastik buket fur thu rest uv thu lidder (wun
wif a covur).

Put the peed-on plastik bags in othur bags fur the garbaj, wat wont be
kollekted fur a week.

Use thu Spot anna Pet Mess spray. Lots uv it.

Scrub wif a cloth.

Use thu 'BAD SMELL' spray.

Anna then sum more spray.

Shower.

Turn onna fan

An finully get tu bed.

Weeze gonna be blamed fur this sumhow.



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Sam