Da loo-wow on da beech!

On Sat, 20 Jan 2007 01:19:12 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

diz iz fine, now ifin you wantz gets yoursef one of doze mumu thingyz anna
den we kan match... Chester is holding pink anna red flowerz beind hizown
bak... ifin you kan find one wif pink anna red flowerz i bet dat wuuld luk
realli nize on yourownsef anna it wuuld stil match mine wonnerful shurt,
Chester

I finks dat da two ov you wood luk furry nyce in dem!

Hooman note:
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Museum...scimages2.html

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Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
1/20/2007 1:25:34 PM

[Rebecca feels faint for a moment, then composes herself.]

Unka Serge, yoo reely shud hab warned ussez dat derez d*g picherz on dat
page! Howebber, I liked da kittee picherz, and da mowsie picherz wuz furry
nice, too!

Rebecca

"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
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Hooman note:
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Museum...scimages2.html

Doze wer reeel kyute pitchurz, an da kitteez akt juzt lyke uz!
Meowmee wishes da kud be has seperatlee.

pit2nya

Rebecca wrote:
[Rebecca feels faint for a moment, then composes herself.]

Unka Serge, yoo reely shud hab warned ussez dat derez d*g picherz on
dat page! Howebber, I liked da kittee picherz, and da mowsie picherz
wuz furry nice, too!

Rebecca

"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
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Hooman note:
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Museum...scimages2.html

Kule, Chester
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
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On Sat, 20 Jan 2007 01:19:12 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

diz iz fine, now ifin you wantz gets yoursef one of doze mumu thingyz
anna
den we kan match... Chester is holding pink anna red flowerz beind
hizown
bak... ifin you kan find one wif pink anna red flowerz i bet dat wuuld
luk
realli nize on yourownsef anna it wuuld stil match mine wonnerful shurt,
Chester

I finks dat da two ov you wood luk furry nyce in dem!

Hooman note:
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Museum...scimages2.html

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Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
1/20/2007 1:25:34 PM

[On the beach a teleporter touches down, and out steps Sheriff Rosco P.
Catrane and his new friend Mango.] Is the bar open yet? Mango needs some
nipwine to settle his fragile Siamese nerves.

Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane

On Sat, 20 Jan 2007 11:02:06 -0800, Rebecca's nimble, little paws
typed:

[Rebecca feels faint for a moment, then composes herself.]

Unka Serge, yoo reely shud hab warned ussez dat derez d*g picherz on dat
page! Howebber, I liked da kittee picherz, and da mowsie picherz wuz furry
nice, too!

Rebecca

Ooops, sorry 'bout that Rebecca. [leans over to skritch Rebecca
behind the ears]

Would a pouncie make up for your horror at seeing d*gs? [holds a
Pouncie or two out for Rebecca]

Unka Serge
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Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
1/20/2007 8:10:24 PM

On Sat, 20 Jan 2007 17:20:02 -0600, Stormmee's little, agile paws
typed:

Kule, Chester

[a porter twinkles, and out of it steps Inspector Clouseau, who has
managed to change into a bathing suit and an Hawaiian shirt while in
the 'porter. It happens to land right next to Chester]

Ah, M. Chester, how iz yourownself? Yur Clowdermate, M. Tiger haz
towld me about yourownself. Eez zees yue furst 'venture?

Ah, let me teech yourownself abowt zee wheatre, you kno zee, ummm,
how you say... ah Oyster, yes, oyster!

[Puts hiz paw over Chester's shoulder and steers him toward the tent
where they sit down at the raw bar]

M. Barkeep, yes two ov zose Chimay Belgian ales, seel voo play! And
eech ov usses weel haff a duzzen ov zose Wellfleet oysters on zee
haff-shell!

[pours ale into a frosty glass for Chester] Now zees eez zee oyster.
Ummm, first we giff eet a leedle squirty ov ze lemon, zen a drop or
two ov zee hot sawse, zen, like zees! [slurps entire oyster into his
mouth, chews exactly four times, then swallows, followed by a cold
mouthful of nip-ale]

Ahh, zat waz eggsellent! Now, you try one, my young friend!

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à bientôt,

Jacques

On Sat, 20 Jan 2007 12:26:23 -0800, Sylvia M's nimble, little paws
typed:

Doze wer reeel kyute pitchurz, an da kitteez akt juzt lyke uz!
Meowmee wishes da kud be has seperatlee.

pit2nya


Whaddya fink, was dem old-time piksures of dis kommunity frum befur
dere was an innernet. Datz whut it luks like to myownself.
Purrsonally, I liked da wons wif kitties walking d*gs!

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Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
1/20/2007 11:44:42 PM

Chester follows the example exactly... MMM dat iz almozt az gud az toona...
Chester likin da 'spektur alreadi
Inspector Jacques Chat-Clouseau wrote in message
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On Sat, 20 Jan 2007 17:20:02 -0600, Stormmee's little, agile paws
typed:

Kule, Chester

[a porter twinkles, and out of it steps Inspector Clouseau, who has
managed to change into a bathing suit and an Hawaiian shirt while in
the 'porter. It happens to land right next to Chester]

Ah, M. Chester, how iz yourownself? Yur Clowdermate, M. Tiger haz
towld me about yourownself. Eez zees yue furst 'venture?

Ah, let me teech yourownself abowt zee wheatre, you kno zee, ummm,
how you say... ah Oyster, yes, oyster!

[Puts hiz paw over Chester's shoulder and steers him toward the tent
where they sit down at the raw bar]

M. Barkeep, yes two ov zose Chimay Belgian ales, seel voo play! And
eech ov usses weel haff a duzzen ov zose Wellfleet oysters on zee
haff-shell!

[pours ale into a frosty glass for Chester] Now zees eez zee oyster.
Ummm, first we giff eet a leedle squirty ov ze lemon, zen a drop or
two ov zee hot sawse, zen, like zees! [slurps entire oyster into his
mouth, chews exactly four times, then swallows, followed by a cold
mouthful of nip-ale]

Ahh, zat waz eggsellent! Now, you try one, my young friend!

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à bientôt,

Jacques

Oooooooowh! Da hybizkuz ar so beyutiful!

Lucy, lukking for a pink won

Datz a pretty won.I likes dis won in bloo wiff birdz-ov-parrydice on
itself. An I finks I'll get my Tiger anofur shirt too!
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Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

Dese shirts are purrfict fur the boys!

Lucy