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Old May 16th 09, 06:24 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven[_2_]
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Default Dis iz RONG

Eddy da Parrut iz sayin "Meeyow" all da thyme. WEEE don' go roun
saying SKREECH or imitatilating da roomba or da vakum kleener or
shoutin PEENUT.

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Will in New Haven
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Old May 16th 09, 06:29 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
MLB
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Will in New Haven wrote:
Eddy da Parrut iz sayin "Meeyow" all da thyme. WEEE don' go roun
saying SKREECH or imitatilating da roomba or da vakum kleener or
shoutin PEENUT.

--
Will in New Haven



Teech 'im to sa "wont tuna!" Den teech hm to frow it on floor. TuTu
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Old May 16th 09, 08:48 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On May 16, 1:29*pm, MLB wrote:
Will in New Haven wrote:

Eddy da Parrut iz sayin "Meeyow" all da thyme. WEEE don' go roun
saying SKREECH or imitatilating da roomba or da vakum kleener or
shoutin PEENUT.


--
Will in New Haven


Teech 'im to sa "wont tuna!" *Den teech hm to frow it on floor. *TuTu


Hee alREDDy frows his fudz on da floor for da Bear. Sew wee onee haff
to wurk on da toona bit. Uncl Bill sez dat tuna isn' nachural cat-fudz
beclaws da toona wivvs out in da middl ub da oshun wer no cat cud cach
dem. I laff an laff. Da reeson wee haff PEEPL iz so dat dey can getted
us r nachral fudz.

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Sunriase, da PRITTY wun
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Old May 16th 09, 08:58 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Dis iz RONG

Wellz, Unkle may be loffablez but non of yuz effer said himselfz waz brite.
Gramby finkz da parrot talking iz kewel. Where her goez ta eat fishez dem
haz 2 birdies and dem imitate da fone ringink and drifves da waiter girlz
krazy.
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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On May 16, 1:29 pm, MLB wrote:
Will in New Haven wrote:

Eddy da Parrut iz sayin "Meeyow" all da thyme. WEEE don' go roun
saying SKREECH or imitatilating da roomba or da vakum kleener or
shoutin PEENUT.


--
Will in New Haven


Teech 'im to sa "wont tuna!" Den teech hm to frow it on floor. TuTu


Hee alREDDy frows his fudz on da floor for da Bear. Sew wee onee haff
to wurk on da toona bit. Uncl Bill sez dat tuna isn' nachural cat-fudz
beclaws da toona wivvs out in da middl ub da oshun wer no cat cud cach
dem. I laff an laff. Da reeson wee haff PEEPL iz so dat dey can getted
us r nachral fudz.

--
Sunriase, da PRITTY wun


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Old May 16th 09, 09:04 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven[_2_]
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On May 16, 3:58*pm, "Granby" wrote:
Wellz, Unkle may be loffablez but non of yuz effer said himselfz waz brite.
Gramby finkz da parrot talking iz kewel. *Where her goez ta eat fishez *dem
haz 2 birdies and dem imitate da fone ringink and drifves da waiter girlz
krazy.


Dew shee breeng bak fishies four yoons? Tell hur GNOT to breeng bak no
parruts. Dey iz amoozing butted dey use up too much serbent tim.

Uncl Bill isn' too brite butted hee iz tranabl. Today da Bear sitted
in frunt of himself an barked and Uncl Bill gotted up an gotted da
Bear a dog-cookie. I bin heppin da Bear wiff dis but WooToo hep effin
mor.

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Sunrise, da PRITTY wun

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Old May 16th 09, 11:13 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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When Sadie barkz at da Gramby, herself getz up anna takes her to da out, den
leafvz her dere by herownselfz in da pen.

Auntie soft and gramby boughted a big bag of sumphin kalled shea butter.
Gramby is melting it down and puttink itself in jarz. Her dripped sone on
da floor and we eated itself. Her kalled TED and askez if dat waz ok. He
laffed and said her kud uze dat for hairballz and not dat ofther stuffz.
NOOOO we likez da toona favoed stuffz.
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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On May 16, 3:58 pm, "Granby" wrote:
Wellz, Unkle may be loffablez but non of yuz effer said himselfz waz
brite.
Gramby finkz da parrot talking iz kewel. Where her goez ta eat fishez dem
haz 2 birdies and dem imitate da fone ringink and drifves da waiter girlz
krazy.


Dew shee breeng bak fishies four yoons? Tell hur GNOT to breeng bak no
parruts. Dey iz amoozing butted dey use up too much serbent tim.

Uncl Bill isn' too brite butted hee iz tranabl. Today da Bear sitted
in frunt of himself an barked and Uncl Bill gotted up an gotted da
Bear a dog-cookie. I bin heppin da Bear wiff dis but WooToo hep effin
mor.

--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun


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Old May 17th 09, 12:55 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
MLB
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Default Dis iz RONG

Granby wrote:
Wellz, Unkle may be loffablez but non of yuz effer said himselfz waz brite.
Gramby finkz da parrot talking iz kewel. Where her goez ta eat fishez dem
haz 2 birdies and dem imitate da fone ringink and drifves da waiter girlz
krazy.
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
On May 16, 1:29 pm, MLB wrote:
Will in New Haven wrote:

Eddy da Parrut iz sayin "Meeyow" all da thyme. WEEE don' go roun
saying SKREECH or imitatilating da roomba or da vakum kleener or
shoutin PEENUT.
--
Will in New Haven

Teech 'im to sa "wont tuna!" Den teech hm to frow it on floor. TuTu


Hee alREDDy frows his fudz on da floor for da Bear. Sew wee onee haff
to wurk on da toona bit. Uncl Bill sez dat tuna isn' nachural cat-fudz
beclaws da toona wivvs out in da middl ub da oshun wer no cat cud cach
dem. I laff an laff. Da reeson wee haff PEEPL iz so dat dey can getted
us r nachral fudz.

--
Sunriase, da PRITTY wun


Peepls wud rafer catch fishees thab mices. TuTu
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Old May 17th 09, 09:45 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Rebecca
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Ooh, datz furry gud abvice, Sunrise. Owrown meowmie uzed to hab a parrit,
before she got smart an got kitteez.

Rebecca

"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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Tell hur GNOT to breeng bak no parruts. Dey iz amoozing butted dey use up
too much serbent tim.


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Old May 17th 09, 05:56 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meOwy
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Default Dis iz RONG

Dis pawwot wooks to be twyeen to be wun ob da gwoop, soz he wil gnot
be ostrichized.
MeOwy, simpafyzing wif dat meowwering burd.
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Old May 17th 09, 07:00 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven[_2_]
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On May 17, 12:56*pm, meOwy wrote:
Dis pawwot wooks to be twyeen to be wun ob da gwoop, soz he wil gnot
be ostrichized.
MeOwy, simpafyzing wif dat meowwering burd.


I seed wut yoo did. Furry funnee.

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Sunrise, da PRITTY wun
 




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