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OH MRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!!! Joolai 13f



 
 
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  #1  
Old July 14th 11, 07:00 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
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Default OH MRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!!! Joolai 13f

Diz haz bin une horruble dai heer Pa dint git inny sneep wast nite cuz hym
gotted fruxtrstud wiff uh pwastik sturgun hoo wuz upozed tew sew hiz bad
sore dat hym haz had fur neerly 2 yeers, n haz twied EFFERFING' tew mayke et
goh uhwai, Pa haz gon tew da woond klinik, uh durmotologyzt, n den diz dum
pwastix sturgun wuz gunna sew et shut wast fridai, but wen pa wint en, dat
woond wooked umkay sew da dum qwak doktor sed umkay jest put sum neo sporin
onnit n n keap uh bandaid onnit n kome bak in tew weekz n wee wyl she wat
wat wiiks wike den. MRRRRRRRRTTTT!!! Da laddee hoo kalled Pa n telled hym
awl uff diz got vury snotty wif Pa cuz hym wunted hiz rekordz frum da woond
klinik, n hur wuz tew layzee tew dew et. Mom kalled hur n gibd hur uh peese
uff hur mynd. yeUP, n dey gotted dem , but dat woond izznt gonna git heeled
wike dat. Nope.

Den, aftur awl dat, da dum toaster uvun broak , n Pa put et in un trash bag
n taked et tew da kurb n now we gotz tew git uh noo une uff dem. ai hurd da
grambyz mikrowave braked tew...

Ma gotted inna fite wiff uh meen naybur hoo kame ovur n yelled at hur bowt
wat hur beleeved en n mom teled hut tew goh home n not kome bak.

Pa n Mom gotted intew a fite wiff a frend hoo gibed dem sum bad nip dat made
Pa go tew da er bak in March n Mom kaled him n telled hym of but gud. Hym
had da nurv tew tel Mom tew git rid uf dem dam cats dat wee kant ufford
usses n boi, hur gotted mad wiff hym!!!
Hur telled hym wer tew go n haow tew git dere!!! N wen hym kamed ovur
sumtymes, he petted meh, but hym duzznt git tew kome ovur no moar. Nope.

I luffs mai mom n Pa n wunt dem tew bwh happee, but fingz r goingh rongh.
dey wyl be umkay..yeUP.
Fanku for yer lissening tew meh mai gud frendz.
Oh, Momz pooter has greeblings innit n hur is styll wurking hard tew get da
kandle messages tew Unka Adam, Unka Bill n Anti conniepo. n hur asks yew
tew pleezze beh pashunt . hur luvz awl da hoomins, kitties n doggies heer
sew mutch n iz sew faankful fur yew awl. .
Luffs
Mosey

PS hai mai bootiful wink MeOwy
Tiss da bitties fur meh n ai wyl port ovur n spend da nite wiff yew sune.
ai luffs yew moar dan yew gnow n wee hab bin winked ulmost uh yeer
now...wow.
"sings "yoo r sew bootiful tew meh"
*luffing Nosepoinks n tisses*
yer luffing wink hoo uhpresheeaytez yew sew mutch
Mosey 3

  #2  
Old July 14th 11, 06:05 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meOwy
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Default OH MRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!!! Joolai 13f

On Jul 14, 2:00*am, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote:
Diz haz bin une horruble dai heer Pa dint git inny sneep wast nite cuz hym
gotted fruxtrstud wiff uh pwastik sturgun hoo wuz upozed tew sew hiz bad
sore dat hym haz had fur neerly 2 yeers, n haz twied EFFERFING' tew mayke et
goh uhwai, Pa haz gon tew da woond klinik, uh durmotologyzt, n den diz dum
pwastix sturgun *wuz gunna sew et shut wast fridai, but wen pa wint en, dat
woond wooked umkay sew da dum qwak doktor sed umkay jest put sum neo sporin
onnit n n keap uh bandaid onnit n kome bak in tew weekz n wee wyl she wat
wat wiiks wike den. *MRRRRRRRRTTTT!!! *Da laddee hoo kalled Pa n telled hym
awl uff diz got vury snotty wif Pa cuz hym wunted hiz rekordz frum da woond
klinik, n hur wuz tew layzee tew dew et. Mom kalled hur n gibd hur uh peese
uff hur mynd. *yeUP, n dey gotted dem , but dat woond izznt gonna git heeled
wike dat. *Nope.

Den, aftur awl dat, da dum toaster uvun broak , n Pa put et in un trash bag
n taked et tew da kurb n now we gotz tew git uh noo une uff dem. ai hurd da
grambyz mikrowave braked tew...

Ma gotted inna fite wiff uh meen naybur hoo kame ovur n yelled at hur bowt
wat hur beleeved en n mom teled hut tew goh home n not kome bak.

Pa n Mom gotted intew a fite wiff a frend hoo gibed dem sum bad nip dat made
Pa go tew da er bak in March n Mom kaled him n telled hym of but gud. *Hym
had da nurv tew tel Mom tew git rid uf dem dam cats dat wee kant ufford
usses n boi, hur gotted mad wiff hym!!!
Hur telled hym wer tew go n haow tew git dere!!! *N wen hym kamed ovur
sumtymes, he petted meh, but hym duzznt git tew kome ovur no moar. Nope.

I luffs mai mom n Pa n wunt dem tew bwh happee, but fingz r goingh rongh.
dey wyl be umkay..yeUP.
Fanku for yer lissening tew *meh mai gud frendz.
Oh, Momz pooter has greeblings innit n hur is styll wurking hard tew get da
kandle messages tew Unka Adam, Unka Bill n Anti conniepo. *n hur asks yew
tew pleezze beh pashunt . *hur luvz awl da hoomins, kitties n doggies heer
sew mutch n iz sew faankful fur yew awl. .
Luffs
Mosey

PS hai mai bootiful wink MeOwy
Tiss da bitties fur meh n ai wyl port ovur n spend da nite wiff yew sune.
ai luffs *yew moar dan yew gnow n wee hab bin winked ulmost uh yeer
now...wow.
"sings "yoo r sew bootiful tew meh"
*luffing Nosepoinks n tisses*
yer luffing wink hoo uhpresheeaytez yew sew mutch
Mosey *3


Hai mai wuvving wink. Fangyu fur dat saranayd. I is gonna singh yoo a
songh naow, wun ob ar speyshl wunz. Meow meow meow meoweee, me ee ow
wee OW wee yowwwww, anna myowee mauee mee hee onna myowah myowee
weeee!
Doo yoo rememfur dat songh, mine wuff. Snf itted bwings bak sew menny
happy....MEHHHHHH MWEEZ!
AWWW AWOAN INDA MOOOOONWITE!
WIFS DA MEHMWEE OB USSES ONNA BEECH BY DAH SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA.

MeOwy, swooning wif byoodeful fotts ob hur wuvved wun....
AI WIL TISS YOO MINE DARWINK BY DA WITE OB DA MOON
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  #3  
Old July 14th 11, 08:40 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gandalf[_2_]
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Default OH MRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!!! Joolai 13f

On Wed, 13 Jul 2011 23:00:14 -0700, "Mosey =^..^="
wrote:

Diz haz bin une horruble dai heer Pa dint git inny sneep wast nite cuz hym
gotted fruxtrstud wiff uh pwastik sturgun hoo wuz upozed tew sew hiz bad
sore dat hym haz had fur neerly 2 yeers, n haz twied EFFERFING' tew mayke et
goh uhwai, Pa haz gon tew da woond klinik, uh durmotologyzt, n den diz dum
pwastix sturgun wuz gunna sew et shut wast fridai, but wen pa wint en, dat
woond wooked umkay sew da dum qwak doktor sed umkay jest put sum neo sporin
onnit n n keap uh bandaid onnit n kome bak in tew weekz n wee wyl she wat
wat wiiks wike den. MRRRRRRRRTTTT!!! Da laddee hoo kalled Pa n telled hym
awl uff diz got vury snotty wif Pa cuz hym wunted hiz rekordz frum da woond
klinik, n hur wuz tew layzee tew dew et. Mom kalled hur n gibd hur uh peese
uff hur mynd. yeUP, n dey gotted dem , but dat woond izznt gonna git heeled
wike dat. Nope.

Den, aftur awl dat, da dum toaster uvun broak , n Pa put et in un trash bag
n taked et tew da kurb n now we gotz tew git uh noo une uff dem. ai hurd da
grambyz mikrowave braked tew...

Ma gotted inna fite wiff uh meen naybur hoo kame ovur n yelled at hur bowt
wat hur beleeved en n mom teled hut tew goh home n not kome bak.

Pa n Mom gotted intew a fite wiff a frend hoo gibed dem sum bad nip dat made
Pa go tew da er bak in March n Mom kaled him n telled hym of but gud. Hym
had da nurv tew tel Mom tew git rid uf dem dam cats dat wee kant ufford
usses n boi, hur gotted mad wiff hym!!!
Hur telled hym wer tew go n haow tew git dere!!! N wen hym kamed ovur
sumtymes, he petted meh, but hym duzznt git tew kome ovur no moar. Nope.

I luffs mai mom n Pa n wunt dem tew bwh happee, but fingz r goingh rongh.
dey wyl be umkay..yeUP.
Fanku for yer lissening tew meh mai gud frendz.
Oh, Momz pooter has greeblings innit n hur is styll wurking hard tew get da
kandle messages tew Unka Adam, Unka Bill n Anti conniepo. n hur asks yew
tew pleezze beh pashunt . hur luvz awl da hoomins, kitties n doggies heer
sew mutch n iz sew faankful fur yew awl. .
Luffs
Mosey

PS hai mai bootiful wink MeOwy
Tiss da bitties fur meh n ai wyl port ovur n spend da nite wiff yew sune.
ai luffs yew moar dan yew gnow n wee hab bin winked ulmost uh yeer
now...wow.
"sings "yoo r sew bootiful tew meh"
*luffing Nosepoinks n tisses*
yer luffing wink hoo uhpresheeaytez yew sew mutch
Mosey 3



ai em bery bery sad tew heer uf awl uf da trubelz yu anna Paw r havin

da doktur shud be wurkin tu hewp himz, nawt sendink himz awai wif NO
HEWP at awl.

ai em sori der iznt ennyfing ai kin du tu hewp, egcept tu send wastsa
purrz fur bof of yu

lorili
  #4  
Old July 14th 11, 11:20 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gramby
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Default OH MRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!!! Joolai 13f

Sumtimez purrs and prayerz IZ all you kan du. Pigglet gathering the clan in
a purr circle


"Gandalf" wrote in message
...

On Wed, 13 Jul 2011 23:00:14 -0700, "Mosey =^..^="
wrote:

Diz haz bin une horruble dai heer Pa dint git inny sneep wast nite cuz hym
gotted fruxtrstud wiff uh pwastik sturgun hoo wuz upozed tew sew hiz bad
sore dat hym haz had fur neerly 2 yeers, n haz twied EFFERFING' tew mayke
et
goh uhwai, Pa haz gon tew da woond klinik, uh durmotologyzt, n den diz dum
pwastix sturgun wuz gunna sew et shut wast fridai, but wen pa wint en, dat
woond wooked umkay sew da dum qwak doktor sed umkay jest put sum neo sporin
onnit n n keap uh bandaid onnit n kome bak in tew weekz n wee wyl she wat
wat wiiks wike den. MRRRRRRRRTTTT!!! Da laddee hoo kalled Pa n telled hym
awl uff diz got vury snotty wif Pa cuz hym wunted hiz rekordz frum da woond
klinik, n hur wuz tew layzee tew dew et. Mom kalled hur n gibd hur uh peese
uff hur mynd. yeUP, n dey gotted dem , but dat woond izznt gonna git
heeled
wike dat. Nope.

Den, aftur awl dat, da dum toaster uvun broak , n Pa put et in un trash bag
n taked et tew da kurb n now we gotz tew git uh noo une uff dem. ai hurd da
grambyz mikrowave braked tew...

Ma gotted inna fite wiff uh meen naybur hoo kame ovur n yelled at hur bowt
wat hur beleeved en n mom teled hut tew goh home n not kome bak.

Pa n Mom gotted intew a fite wiff a frend hoo gibed dem sum bad nip dat
made
Pa go tew da er bak in March n Mom kaled him n telled hym of but gud. Hym
had da nurv tew tel Mom tew git rid uf dem dam cats dat wee kant ufford
usses n boi, hur gotted mad wiff hym!!!
Hur telled hym wer tew go n haow tew git dere!!! N wen hym kamed ovur
sumtymes, he petted meh, but hym duzznt git tew kome ovur no moar. Nope.

I luffs mai mom n Pa n wunt dem tew bwh happee, but fingz r goingh rongh.
dey wyl be umkay..yeUP.
Fanku for yer lissening tew meh mai gud frendz.
Oh, Momz pooter has greeblings innit n hur is styll wurking hard tew get da
kandle messages tew Unka Adam, Unka Bill n Anti conniepo. n hur asks yew
tew pleezze beh pashunt . hur luvz awl da hoomins, kitties n doggies heer
sew mutch n iz sew faankful fur yew awl. .
Luffs
Mosey

PS hai mai bootiful wink MeOwy
Tiss da bitties fur meh n ai wyl port ovur n spend da nite wiff yew sune.
ai luffs yew moar dan yew gnow n wee hab bin winked ulmost uh yeer
now...wow.
"sings "yoo r sew bootiful tew meh"
*luffing Nosepoinks n tisses*
yer luffing wink hoo uhpresheeaytez yew sew mutch
Mosey 3



ai em bery bery sad tew heer uf awl uf da trubelz yu anna Paw r havin

da doktur shud be wurkin tu hewp himz, nawt sendink himz awai wif NO
HEWP at awl.

ai em sori der iznt ennyfing ai kin du tu hewp, egcept tu send wastsa
purrz fur bof of yu

lorili

  #5  
Old July 15th 11, 06:25 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
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Default OH MRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!!! Joolai 13f




On Wed, 13 Jul 2011 23:00:14 -0700, "Mosey =^..^="

wrote: n den shredded sum uff da da krap wiff hiz klawz

Fanku for yer lissening tew meh mai gud frendz.
Oh, Momz pooter has greeblings innit n hur is styll wurking hard tew get da
kandle messages tew Unka Adam, Unka Bill n Anti conniepo. n hur asks yew
tew pleezze beh pashunt . hur luvz awl da hoomins, kitties n doggies heer
sew mutch n iz sew faankful fur yew awl. .
Luffs
Mosey

PS hai mai bootiful wink MeOwy
Tiss da bitties fur meh n ai wyl port ovur n spend da nite wiff yew sune.
ai luffs yew moar dan yew gnow n wee hab bin winked ulmost uh yeer
now...wow.
"sings "yoo r sew bootiful tew meh"
*luffing Nosepoinks n tisses*
yer luffing wink hoo uhpresheeaytez yew sew mutch
Mosey 3



ai em bery bery sad tew heer uf awl uf da trubelz yu anna Paw r havin
da doktur shud be wurkin tu hewp himz, nawt sendink himz awai wif NO
HEWP at awl.
ai em sori der iznt ennyfing ai kin du tu hewp, egcept tu send wastsa
purrz fur bof of yu
lorili


Fank yew lorili, yer purrz ar hukping vury mutch,
Mosey

  #6  
Old July 15th 11, 06:27 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
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Posts: 1,132
Default OH MRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!!! Joolai 13f

Fank yoo Piglett n yer clan fur da purrs n prayers..dey DO hulp
Luffs
Mosey

Sumtimez purrs and prayerz IZ all you kan du. Pigglet gathering the clan
in a purr circle



"Gandalf" wrote in message
...

On Wed, 13 Jul 2011 23:00:14 -0700, "Mosey =^..^="
wrote:

Diz haz bin une horruble dai heer Pa dint git inny sneep wast nite cuz hym
gotted fruxtrstud wiff uh pwastik sturgun hoo wuz upozed tew sew hiz bad
sore dat hym haz had fur neerly 2 yeers, n haz twied EFFERFING' tew mayke
et
goh uhwai, Pa haz gon tew da woond klinik, uh durmotologyzt, n den diz dum
pwastix sturgun wuz gunna sew et shut wast fridai, but wen pa wint en, dat
woond wooked umkay sew da dum qwak doktor sed umkay jest put sum neo sporin
onnit n n keap uh bandaid onnit n kome bak in tew weekz n wee wyl she wat
wat wiiks wike den. MRRRRRRRRTTTT!!! Da laddee hoo kalled Pa n telled hym
awl uff diz got vury snotty wif Pa cuz hym wunted hiz rekordz frum da woond
klinik, n hur wuz tew layzee tew dew et. Mom kalled hur n gibd hur uh peese
uff hur mynd. yeUP, n dey gotted dem , but dat woond izznt gonna git
heeled
wike dat. Nope.

Den, aftur awl dat, da dum toaster uvun broak , n Pa put et in un trash bag
n taked et tew da kurb n now we gotz tew git uh noo une uff dem. ai hurd da
grambyz mikrowave braked tew...

Ma gotted inna fite wiff uh meen naybur hoo kame ovur n yelled at hur bowt
wat hur beleeved en n mom teled hut tew goh home n not kome bak.

Pa n Mom gotted intew a fite wiff a frend hoo gibed dem sum bad nip dat
made
Pa go tew da er bak in March n Mom kaled him n telled hym of but gud. Hym
had da nurv tew tel Mom tew git rid uf dem dam cats dat wee kant ufford
usses n boi, hur gotted mad wiff hym!!!
Hur telled hym wer tew go n haow tew git dere!!! N wen hym kamed ovur
sumtymes, he petted meh, but hym duzznt git tew kome ovur no moar. Nope.

I luffs mai mom n Pa n wunt dem tew bwh happee, but fingz r goingh rongh.
dey wyl be umkay..yeUP.
Fanku for yer lissening tew meh mai gud frendz.
Oh, Momz pooter has greeblings innit n hur is styll wurking hard tew get da
kandle messages tew Unka Adam, Unka Bill n Anti conniepo. n hur asks yew
tew pleezze beh pashunt . hur luvz awl da hoomins, kitties n doggies heer
sew mutch n iz sew faankful fur yew awl. .
Luffs
Mosey

PS hai mai bootiful wink MeOwy
Tiss da bitties fur meh n ai wyl port ovur n spend da nite wiff yew sune.
ai luffs yew moar dan yew gnow n wee hab bin winked ulmost uh yeer
now...wow.
"sings "yoo r sew bootiful tew meh"
*luffing Nosepoinks n tisses*
yer luffing wink hoo uhpresheeaytez yew sew mutch
Mosey 3



ai em bery bery sad tew heer uf awl uf da trubelz yu anna Paw r havin

da doktur shud be wurkin tu hewp himz, nawt sendink himz awai wif NO
HEWP at awl.

ai em sori der iznt ennyfing ai kin du tu hewp, egcept tu send wastsa
purrz fur bof of yu

lorili

  #7  
Old July 15th 11, 06:45 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
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Default OH MRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!!! Joolai 13f

Meowy responded to Mosey's luff seranade
Jul 14, 1:05 pm


PS hai mai bootiful wink MeOwy
Tiss da bitties fur meh n ai wyl port ovur n spend da nite wiff yew sune.
ai luffs yew moar dan yew gnow n wee hab bin winked ulmost uh yeer
now...wow.
"sings "yoo r sew bootiful tew meh"
*luffing Nosepoinks n tisses*
yer luffing wink hoo uhpresheeaytez yew sew mutch
Mosey 3



Hai mai wuvving wink. Fangyu fur dat saranayd. I is gonna singh yoo a
songh naow, wun ob ar speyshl wunz. Meow meow meow meoweee, me ee ow
wee OW wee yowwwww, anna myowee mauee mee hee onna myowah myowee
weeee!
Doo yoo rememfur dat songh, mine wuff. Snf itted bwings bak sew menny
happy....MEHHHHHH MWEEZ!
AWWW AWOAN INDA MOOOOONWITE!
WIFS DA MEHMWEE OB USSES ONNA BEECH BY DAH SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA.


MeOwy, swooning wif byoodeful fotts ob hur wuvved wun....
AI WIL TISS YOO MINE DARWINK BY DA WITE OB DA MOON
[click]-


Yess mai sweet, ai dew remembur dat song n et brotted teerz tew mai ize..
heer iz mai song bak tew yoo
"kome wiff meh mai ei luv
tew da sea da seauff luv
ai wanna tell yoo haow mutch ai luv yew
dew yoo remembur wen wee met
Datz da dai I'll nebber furgit
cuz datz haow mutc h ai luv yuew.
Mosey, holding hiz luff Meowy in hiz armz n dansing in da moonlite.
ahhhhhh diz iz wunnerful
Tisses tisses tisses
Mosey



  #8  
Old July 15th 11, 07:03 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
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Default OH MRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!!! Joolai 13f

Meowy responded to Mosey's luff seranade
Jul 14, 1:05 pm


PS hai mai bootiful wink MeOwy
Tiss da bitties fur meh n ai wyl port ovur n spend da nite wiff yew sune.
ai luffs yew moar dan yew gnow n wee hab bin winked ulmost uh yeer
now...wow.
"sings "yoo r sew bootiful tew meh"
*luffing Nosepoinks n tisses*
yer luffing wink hoo uhpresheeaytez yew sew mutch
Mosey 3



Hai mai wuvving wink. Fangyu fur dat saranayd. I is gonna singh yoo a
songh naow, wun ob ar speyshl wunz. Meow meow meow meoweee, me ee ow
wee OW wee yowwwww, anna myowee mauee mee hee onna myowah myowee
weeee!
Doo yoo rememfur dat songh, mine wuff. Snf itted bwings bak sew menny
happy....MEHHHHHH MWEEZ!
AWWW AWOAN INDA MOOOOONWITE!
WIFS DA MEHMWEE OB USSES ONNA BEECH BY DAH SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA.


MeOwy, swooning wif byoodeful fotts ob hur wuvved wun....
AI WIL TISS YOO MINE DARWINK BY DA WITE OB DA MOON
[click]-


Yess mai sweet, ai dew remembur dat song n et brotted teerz tew mai ize..
heer iz mai song bak tew yoo
"kome wiff meh mai ei luv
tew da sea da seauff luv
ai wanna tell yoo haow mutch ai luv yew
dew yoo remembur wen wee met
Datz da dai I'll nebber furgit
cuz datz haow mutch ai luv yuew.
Mosey, holding hiz luff Meowy in hiz armz n dansing in da moonlite.
ahhhhhh diz iz wunnerful
Tisses tisses tisses
Mosey


  #9  
Old July 20th 11, 04:01 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Booker
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Posts: 1,093
Default OH MRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!!! Joolai 13f

Weze sorri ar sekretari waznt heer to propurrly purr fur yuze. Butted
weze do it now.

Booker, Snowflake an Chappy


On 7/13/2011 11:00 PM, Mosey =^..^= wrote:
Diz haz bin une horruble dai heer Pa dint git inny sneep wast nite cuz
hym gotted fruxtrstud wiff uh pwastik sturgun hoo wuz upozed tew sew hiz
bad sore dat hym haz had fur neerly 2 yeers, n haz twied EFFERFING' tew
mayke et goh uhwai, Pa haz gon tew da woond klinik, uh durmotologyzt, n
den diz dum pwastix sturgun wuz gunna sew et shut wast fridai, but wen
pa wint en, dat woond wooked umkay sew da dum qwak doktor sed umkay jest
put sum neo sporin onnit n n keap uh bandaid onnit n kome bak in tew
weekz n wee wyl she wat wat wiiks wike den. MRRRRRRRRTTTT!!! Da laddee
hoo kalled Pa n telled hym awl uff diz got vury snotty wif Pa cuz hym
wunted hiz rekordz frum da woond klinik, n hur wuz tew layzee tew dew
et. Mom kalled hur n gibd hur uh peese uff hur mynd. yeUP, n dey gotted
dem , but dat woond izznt gonna git heeled wike dat. Nope.

Den, aftur awl dat, da dum toaster uvun broak , n Pa put et in un trash
bag n taked et tew da kurb n now we gotz tew git uh noo une uff dem. ai
hurd da grambyz mikrowave braked tew...

Ma gotted inna fite wiff uh meen naybur hoo kame ovur n yelled at hur
bowt wat hur beleeved en n mom teled hut tew goh home n not kome bak.

Pa n Mom gotted intew a fite wiff a frend hoo gibed dem sum bad nip dat
made Pa go tew da er bak in March n Mom kaled him n telled hym of but
gud. Hym had da nurv tew tel Mom tew git rid uf dem dam cats dat wee
kant ufford usses n boi, hur gotted mad wiff hym!!!
Hur telled hym wer tew go n haow tew git dere!!! N wen hym kamed ovur
sumtymes, he petted meh, but hym duzznt git tew kome ovur no moar. Nope.

I luffs mai mom n Pa n wunt dem tew bwh happee, but fingz r goingh
rongh. dey wyl be umkay..yeUP.
Fanku for yer lissening tew meh mai gud frendz.
Oh, Momz pooter has greeblings innit n hur is styll wurking hard tew get
da kandle messages tew Unka Adam, Unka Bill n Anti conniepo. n hur asks
yew tew pleezze beh pashunt . hur luvz awl da hoomins, kitties n doggies
heer sew mutch n iz sew faankful fur yew awl. .
Luffs
Mosey

PS hai mai bootiful wink MeOwy
Tiss da bitties fur meh n ai wyl port ovur n spend da nite wiff yew sune.
ai luffs yew moar dan yew gnow n wee hab bin winked ulmost uh yeer
now...wow.
"sings "yoo r sew bootiful tew meh"
*luffing Nosepoinks n tisses*
yer luffing wink hoo uhpresheeaytez yew sew mutch
Mosey 3

 




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