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"Ranger Roadkitten Mahoney" wrote in message
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Ranger Roadkitten Mahoney wrote:

You kitties all rememfur dat mine Grandpaw Clancy had a
stroke-monster
bout a year ago, and had Meowmie an Paw all worried? Well, him is
doing
gudgud now, but mineown Grandmeowmie Betty might haf just haved a
stroke-monster too. We's waiting for more news from da Wiscatsin
family
folks, but while we's waitin some purrs furom da Community would
prolly
help.

Mine Anti Genny called from da hospital. Grandmeowmie has a 'fection
an
a high temperature, so it might not have been a real stroke affur all.
Dey's gifen her antibiotics and keepin her in da hospital. It's
looking
mebbe a liddle better dan it did before.

Fangu all fur your purrs.

Ranger

"Granby" wrote in message
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You stupid asshole, we are talking about people here

Then that's different, naturally. However, if you insist upon talking about
human beings in the same vomit inducing patois that you use to worship your
cats, it's hardly surprising that mistakes get made.

As it is, best wishes to your relative.


.. This happens to be a
member of "OUR" family and we don't appreciate idiots who have no clue
butting in.


I'm afraid you're going to have to get used to it - I have much to say on
the subject of cats.

"PLONK"
"Exrxes News Network" wrote in message
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"Granby" wrote in message
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You stupid asshole, we are talking about people here

Then that's different, naturally. However, if you insist upon talking
about human beings in the same vomit inducing patois that you use to
worship your cats, it's hardly surprising that mistakes get made.

As it is, best wishes to your relative.


. This happens to be a
member of "OUR" family and we don't appreciate idiots who have no clue
butting in.


I'm afraid you're going to have to get used to it - I have much to say on
the subject of cats.

On Jun 22, 5:45 am, "Exrxes News Network" wrote:
"Granby" wrote in message

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You stupid asshole, we are talking about people here

Then that's different, naturally. However, if you insist upon talking about
human beings in the same vomit inducing patois that you use to worship your
cats, it's hardly surprising that mistakes get made.

As it is, best wishes to your relative.

. This happens to be a

member of "OUR" family and we don't appreciate idiots who have no clue
butting in.

I'm afraid you're going to have to get used to it - I have much to say on
the subject of cats.

Most of the time, most of us don't read the garbage you post. You just
happened to be spreading your dung on a thread where people weren't
expecting it. You can go back to being ignored now.

--
Will in New Haven

Most of the time, most of us don't read the garbage you post. You just
happened to be spreading your dung on a thread where people weren't
expecting it. You can go back to being ignored now.

--
Will in New Haven

The "person" who posted this has been in my kill file for a while now. I
had to go to Google Groups to see what your and Granby's messages were
in response to; his original post never showed in my newsreader.

Isn't it sad that people with no clue, and without the little bit of
creativity and imagination it takes to understand and enjoy Meow-chat,
feel compelled to hang around in a group where Meow-chat is the lingua
franca? And in a group where killfiles guarantee that only a very small
percentage of the group's readers will even see his posts? Ah well, it
takes all kinds of dementia and mental limitations to make a world, and
I guess we can expect to see a few of his type from time to time.

I'll now turn the keyboard back to Ranger, who is quite eager to take
over...

[Ranger]

Here's a latest on mineown Grandmeowmie. Her is in da horspital still
but will prolly be going home realreal soon. Her scraped her leg a while
ago an 'parrently it getted infected. Dat's why her collapsed yesfurday.

Anti Genny sez dat Grandmeowmie should be going home soon. Mine Meowmie
an Paw is going up to Wiscatsin to bisit wif dem and see if dey or Anti
Genny needs anyfing this next weekend. And dey has bof tol Anti Genny
dat if dey needs anyfing at all, at any time on any day, dey could bof
be in Wiscatsin about 8 hours after gettin a call.

So da outlook fur Grandmeowmie Betty is looking much betterer now. Fangu
all fur your purrs.

An efurryone at our howse is sending lots an lots of purrs to da offur
kitties an hoomins on RPCC dat needs purrs.

Ranger

"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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On Jun 22, 5:45 am, "Exrxes News Network" wrote:
"Granby" wrote in message

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You stupid asshole, we are talking about people here

Then that's different, naturally. However, if you insist upon talking
about
human beings in the same vomit inducing patois that you use to worship
your
cats, it's hardly surprising that mistakes get made.

As it is, best wishes to your relative.

. This happens to be a

member of "OUR" family and we don't appreciate idiots who have no clue
butting in.

I'm afraid you're going to have to get used to it - I have much to say on
the subject of cats.

Most of the time, most of us don't read the garbage you post. You just
happened to be spreading your dung on a thread where people weren't
expecting it. You can go back to being ignored now.

--
Will in New Haven



MIAOWWWWWWW!.......

Don't be a petulant puss, Will - there have been two responses, which
represent a 200% increase in business

Some people might think that you are a particularly effeminate (not to
mention, strange) sort of chap - stroking your feline friends whilst
engaging in Kewty-Wewty chit chat with similarly odd people on this group -
but I say that you're free to post any old garbage that you like.

Just as I am.

So I've decided to become part of the furniture in here (just don't let your
kitties claw my high gloss surface. Or I might have to kick the little
darlings)

On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 08:12:32 -0700 (PDT), Will in New Haven
wrote:

On Jun 22, 5:45 am, "Exrxes News Network" wrote:
"Granby" wrote in message

...

You stupid asshole, we are talking about people here

Then that's different, naturally. However, if you insist upon talking about
human beings in the same vomit inducing patois that you use to worship your
cats, it's hardly surprising that mistakes get made.

As it is, best wishes to your relative.

. This happens to be a

member of "OUR" family and we don't appreciate idiots who have no clue
butting in.

I'm afraid you're going to have to get used to it - I have much to say on
the subject of cats.

Most of the time, most of us don't read the garbage you post. You just
happened to be spreading your dung on a thread where people weren't
expecting it. You can go back to being ignored now.

http://picasaweb.google.com/johnmcmaster/Troll

"Ranger Roadkitten Mahoney" wrote in message
...
Most of the time, most of us don't read the garbage you post. You just
happened to be spreading your dung on a thread where people weren't
expecting it. You can go back to being ignored now.

--
Will in New Haven

The "person" who posted this has been in my kill file for a while now. I
had to go to Google Groups to see what your and Granby's messages were
in response to; his original post never showed in my newsreader.

Didn't meowmie ever tell you that it's sinful to tell lies?


Isn't it sad that people with no clue, and without the little bit of
creativity and imagination it takes to understand and enjoy Meow-chat,
feel compelled to hang around in a group where Meow-chat is the lingua
franca?

You might like to think of yourselves as 'creative' and 'imaginative' - but
the rest of the world sees you as merely deranged.


And in a group where killfiles guarantee that only a very small
percentage of the group's readers will even see his posts?

Killfiles are like kittens - best when disposed of.



Ah well, it
takes all kinds of dementia and mental limitations to make a world, and
I guess we can expect to see a few of his type from time to time.


I can see we're going to be tremendous friends.

On Jun 21, 7:19*pm, Ranger Roadkitten Mahoney
wrote:
You kitties all rememfur dat mine Grandpaw Clancy had a stroke-monster
bout a year ago, and had Meowmie an Paw all worried? Well, him is doing
gudgud now, but mineown Grandmeowmie Betty might haf just haved a
stroke-monster too. We's waiting for more news from da Wiscatsin family
folks, but while we's waitin some purrs furom da Community would prolly
help.

Fangu.

I now return you to your regularly scheduleded lunar base 'venture!

Ranger

Weez sorree weez layt, but weez wantid tu let yu node dat weez bin
purrin an meowmie'z bin purrayin fur Grandmeowmie Betty. Weez happee
tu heer it mite not be az bad az waz furst thot.

An kursiz tu da troll hoo needz tu git a lyfe!

DaRennieKidz, fosterz an Diana an Ryan

wrote in message
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An kursiz tu da troll hoo needz tu git a lyfe!

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It simply has to be said, there is irony of breathtaking splendour in
someone who pretends to be a cat, telling someone else to 'get a life' !

Bwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Well done, very well done!