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  #11  
Old February 25th 09, 05:10 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
MLB
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Default Happy Fat Toosday!

Granby wrote:
Dat realli souns innerestink. I finkz u shud putted a cat collar in dere to
sho da hooomans dey iz gonna be a cat slave. Willow who thinks all humans
are pretty useless until the can opener comes out
"Cheryl P." wrote in message
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Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote:
Meow gize,

Happy Fat Toosday. No better way to celebrate Mardi Gras den wif yur
wink, yur kommunity, gud fuds and drinkz!

Anna same tu yu!

It is thu tradishun in ower area tu eet Pancake Dinners, wat jenerally has
sassages anna cookies as well as pancakes, on this day. If yu duz this at
home, yu is sposed to put stuff inna pancakes lyke money, but we yu goes
out, yu duznt git this. An I finks that mousies or livur iz beddur than
pankcakes enyway.

Last yeer, notted meny hoomins went tu thu dinner Meomie goes tu. This
yeer, there wuz more hoomins than fud! All she gotten wuz thu pancakes, no
sausiges!!!

Oh, meomie sez hoomins hoo iz notted frum ower home mite not no bout the
money inna pankakes, so I shud eggsplane. The meomie inna home puts inna
pankakes sume muney, a needul, a button, a wedding ring, a peece uv
straw...that's all I kin memfur now. If a child gits thu muney in his or
hur pankake, her or him will grow up rich. A needle meens bein a
seemstress, a buttons meens yu will be a taylor (or maybe neffur married;
diffurent hoomins haz difrunt ideas), wedding ring meens yu will be gettin
married (or married furst inna famly), straw, yu will be a farmur.

Wen Meomie wuz a liddul girl, hur Meomie always made sure that alla
children gotten sum muney in theer pancake, evun tho there wuz only wun
ring anna wun needul (effuryone hadda eet furry carefully until sumwun
found thu needul!) anna wun button an so on. But it din't make Meomie
rich.

Sam




Jus wundrin: ifn Toosday is fat wonnt the res of the weke be fat too? TuTu
  #12  
Old February 25th 09, 05:50 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Happy Fat Toosday!

It is at ourown houze.
"MLB" wrote in message
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Granby wrote:
Dat realli souns innerestink. I finkz u shud putted a cat collar in dere
to sho da hooomans dey iz gonna be a cat slave. Willow who thinks all
humans are pretty useless until the can opener comes out
"Cheryl P." wrote in message
...
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote:
Meow gize,

Happy Fat Toosday. No better way to celebrate Mardi Gras den wif yur
wink, yur kommunity, gud fuds and drinkz!

Anna same tu yu!

It is thu tradishun in ower area tu eet Pancake Dinners, wat jenerally
has sassages anna cookies as well as pancakes, on this day. If yu duz
this at home, yu is sposed to put stuff inna pancakes lyke money, but we
yu goes out, yu duznt git this. An I finks that mousies or livur iz
beddur than pankcakes enyway.

Last yeer, notted meny hoomins went tu thu dinner Meomie goes tu. This
yeer, there wuz more hoomins than fud! All she gotten wuz thu pancakes,
no sausiges!!!

Oh, meomie sez hoomins hoo iz notted frum ower home mite not no bout the
money inna pankakes, so I shud eggsplane. The meomie inna home puts inna
pankakes sume muney, a needul, a button, a wedding ring, a peece uv
straw...that's all I kin memfur now. If a child gits thu muney in his or
hur pankake, her or him will grow up rich. A needle meens bein a
seemstress, a buttons meens yu will be a taylor (or maybe neffur
married; diffurent hoomins haz difrunt ideas), wedding ring meens yu
will be gettin married (or married furst inna famly), straw, yu will be
a farmur.

Wen Meomie wuz a liddul girl, hur Meomie always made sure that alla
children gotten sum muney in theer pancake, evun tho there wuz only wun
ring anna wun needul (effuryone hadda eet furry carefully until sumwun
found thu needul!) anna wun button an so on. But it din't make Meomie
rich.

Sam




Jus wundrin: ifn Toosday is fat wonnt the res of the weke be fat too?
TuTu



  #13  
Old February 26th 09, 03:39 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Rebecca
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Default Happy Fat Toosday!

Datz a furry gud ideer. Essept, dey mite git da rong ideer an put da
kollerz on USSEZ!

Rebecca

"Granby" wrote in message
...
Dat realli souns innerestink. I finkz u shud putted a cat collar in dere
to sho da hooomans dey iz gonna be a cat slave. Willow who thinks all
humans are pretty useless until the can opener comes out
"Cheryl P." wrote in message
...
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote:
Meow gize,

Happy Fat Toosday. No better way to celebrate Mardi Gras den wif yur
wink, yur kommunity, gud fuds and drinkz!


Anna same tu yu!

It is thu tradishun in ower area tu eet Pancake Dinners, wat jenerally
has sassages anna cookies as well as pancakes, on this day. If yu duz
this at home, yu is sposed to put stuff inna pancakes lyke money, but we
yu goes out, yu duznt git this. An I finks that mousies or livur iz
beddur than pankcakes enyway.

Last yeer, notted meny hoomins went tu thu dinner Meomie goes tu. This
yeer, there wuz more hoomins than fud! All she gotten wuz thu pancakes,
no sausiges!!!

Oh, meomie sez hoomins hoo iz notted frum ower home mite not no bout the
money inna pankakes, so I shud eggsplane. The meomie inna home puts inna
pankakes sume muney, a needul, a button, a wedding ring, a peece uv
straw...that's all I kin memfur now. If a child gits thu muney in his or
hur pankake, her or him will grow up rich. A needle meens bein a
seemstress, a buttons meens yu will be a taylor (or maybe neffur married;
diffurent hoomins haz difrunt ideas), wedding ring meens yu will be
gettin married (or married furst inna famly), straw, yu will be a farmur.

Wen Meomie wuz a liddul girl, hur Meomie always made sure that alla
children gotten sum muney in theer pancake, evun tho there wuz only wun
ring anna wun needul (effuryone hadda eet furry carefully until sumwun
found thu needul!) anna wun button an so on. But it din't make Meomie
rich.

Sam





  #14  
Old February 26th 09, 03:40 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Rebecca
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Default Happy Fat Toosday!

No, Toozday spredz owt an takez up awl da space, an da rest uv da daze haz
to shringk to make rum.

Rebecca

"MLB" wrote in message
...
Granby wrote:
Dat realli souns innerestink. I finkz u shud putted a cat collar in dere
to sho da hooomans dey iz gonna be a cat slave. Willow who thinks all
humans are pretty useless until the can opener comes out
"Cheryl P." wrote in message
...
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote:
Meow gize,

Happy Fat Toosday. No better way to celebrate Mardi Gras den wif yur
wink, yur kommunity, gud fuds and drinkz!

Anna same tu yu!

It is thu tradishun in ower area tu eet Pancake Dinners, wat jenerally
has sassages anna cookies as well as pancakes, on this day. If yu duz
this at home, yu is sposed to put stuff inna pancakes lyke money, but we
yu goes out, yu duznt git this. An I finks that mousies or livur iz
beddur than pankcakes enyway.

Last yeer, notted meny hoomins went tu thu dinner Meomie goes tu. This
yeer, there wuz more hoomins than fud! All she gotten wuz thu pancakes,
no sausiges!!!

Oh, meomie sez hoomins hoo iz notted frum ower home mite not no bout the
money inna pankakes, so I shud eggsplane. The meomie inna home puts inna
pankakes sume muney, a needul, a button, a wedding ring, a peece uv
straw...that's all I kin memfur now. If a child gits thu muney in his or
hur pankake, her or him will grow up rich. A needle meens bein a
seemstress, a buttons meens yu will be a taylor (or maybe neffur
married; diffurent hoomins haz difrunt ideas), wedding ring meens yu
will be gettin married (or married furst inna famly), straw, yu will be
a farmur.

Wen Meomie wuz a liddul girl, hur Meomie always made sure that alla
children gotten sum muney in theer pancake, evun tho there wuz only wun
ring anna wun needul (effuryone hadda eet furry carefully until sumwun
found thu needul!) anna wun button an so on. But it din't make Meomie
rich.

Sam




Jus wundrin: ifn Toosday is fat wonnt the res of the weke be fat too?
TuTu



  #15  
Old February 26th 09, 04:18 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mme. Anaïs ^..^[_4_]
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Default Happy Fat Toosday!

On Wed, 25 Feb 2009 19:40:37 -0800, Rebecca's nimble, little paws
typed:

No, Toozday spredz owt an takez up awl da space, an da rest uv da daze haz
to shringk to make rum.

Rebecca


HeHe, datz a gudgud won!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul.â€
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

2/25/2009 11:17:46 PM
  #16  
Old February 26th 09, 05:47 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Happy Fat Toosday!

NONONONONONONO!!!!! Tiger leading his pownce in a veri lowd NONONONO
"Rebecca" wrote in message
...
Datz a furry gud ideer. Essept, dey mite git da rong ideer an put da
kollerz on USSEZ!

Rebecca

"Granby" wrote in message
...
Dat realli souns innerestink. I finkz u shud putted a cat collar in dere
to sho da hooomans dey iz gonna be a cat slave. Willow who thinks all
humans are pretty useless until the can opener comes out
"Cheryl P." wrote in message
...
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote:
Meow gize,

Happy Fat Toosday. No better way to celebrate Mardi Gras den wif yur
wink, yur kommunity, gud fuds and drinkz!


Anna same tu yu!

It is thu tradishun in ower area tu eet Pancake Dinners, wat jenerally
has sassages anna cookies as well as pancakes, on this day. If yu duz
this at home, yu is sposed to put stuff inna pancakes lyke money, but we
yu goes out, yu duznt git this. An I finks that mousies or livur iz
beddur than pankcakes enyway.

Last yeer, notted meny hoomins went tu thu dinner Meomie goes tu. This
yeer, there wuz more hoomins than fud! All she gotten wuz thu pancakes,
no sausiges!!!

Oh, meomie sez hoomins hoo iz notted frum ower home mite not no bout the
money inna pankakes, so I shud eggsplane. The meomie inna home puts inna
pankakes sume muney, a needul, a button, a wedding ring, a peece uv
straw...that's all I kin memfur now. If a child gits thu muney in his or
hur pankake, her or him will grow up rich. A needle meens bein a
seemstress, a buttons meens yu will be a taylor (or maybe neffur
married; diffurent hoomins haz difrunt ideas), wedding ring meens yu
will be gettin married (or married furst inna famly), straw, yu will be
a farmur.

Wen Meomie wuz a liddul girl, hur Meomie always made sure that alla
children gotten sum muney in theer pancake, evun tho there wuz only wun
ring anna wun needul (effuryone hadda eet furry carefully until sumwun
found thu needul!) anna wun button an so on. But it din't make Meomie
rich.

Sam







  #17  
Old February 26th 09, 12:29 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Cheryl P.[_2_]
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Default Happy Fat Toosday!

Stormmee wrote:
NONONONONONONO!!!!! Tiger leading his pownce in a veri lowd NONONONO
"Rebecca" wrote in message
...
Datz a furry gud ideer. Essept, dey mite git da rong ideer an put da
kollerz on USSEZ!

Rebecca


Dont wurry. If yu takes thu collar off effurytime, thu Meomie or Pawpaw
will git bored puttin it on.

I also chooed onna liddul plastik fish wif myne name anna phone numbur
until it camed off thu collar an gotten lost.

I kant figgur out why alla that stuf is impurtant tu hoomins eneyway.

Sam
  #18  
Old February 26th 09, 12:40 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Happy Fat Toosday!

Relax guyz we onlee meant liddle biddy ones, not kitty size. Geeze, I wud
be trhe firstis sumone wud grab to put onf of dem on. LIDDLE ONEZ, NOT BIG
ONEZ. Willow figurin da size pankake it wud tak ta put a bigger collar in.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
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NONONONONONONO!!!!! Tiger leading his pownce in a veri lowd NONONONO
"Rebecca" wrote in message
...
Datz a furry gud ideer. Essept, dey mite git da rong ideer an put da
kollerz on USSEZ!

Rebecca

"Granby" wrote in message
...
Dat realli souns innerestink. I finkz u shud putted a cat collar in
dere to sho da hooomans dey iz gonna be a cat slave. Willow who thinks
all humans are pretty useless until the can opener comes out
"Cheryl P." wrote in message
...
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote:
Meow gize,

Happy Fat Toosday. No better way to celebrate Mardi Gras den wif yur
wink, yur kommunity, gud fuds and drinkz!


Anna same tu yu!

It is thu tradishun in ower area tu eet Pancake Dinners, wat jenerally
has sassages anna cookies as well as pancakes, on this day. If yu duz
this at home, yu is sposed to put stuff inna pancakes lyke money, but
we yu goes out, yu duznt git this. An I finks that mousies or livur iz
beddur than pankcakes enyway.

Last yeer, notted meny hoomins went tu thu dinner Meomie goes tu. This
yeer, there wuz more hoomins than fud! All she gotten wuz thu pancakes,
no sausiges!!!

Oh, meomie sez hoomins hoo iz notted frum ower home mite not no bout
the money inna pankakes, so I shud eggsplane. The meomie inna home puts
inna pankakes sume muney, a needul, a button, a wedding ring, a peece
uv straw...that's all I kin memfur now. If a child gits thu muney in
his or hur pankake, her or him will grow up rich. A needle meens bein a
seemstress, a buttons meens yu will be a taylor (or maybe neffur
married; diffurent hoomins haz difrunt ideas), wedding ring meens yu
will be gettin married (or married furst inna famly), straw, yu will be
a farmur.

Wen Meomie wuz a liddul girl, hur Meomie always made sure that alla
children gotten sum muney in theer pancake, evun tho there wuz only wun
ring anna wun needul (effuryone hadda eet furry carefully until sumwun
found thu needul!) anna wun button an so on. But it din't make Meomie
rich.

Sam








  #19  
Old February 26th 09, 12:47 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Happy Fat Toosday!

Piglet smiles at her friend. Itself iz potant onlee iffin u gezt lost, wike
r Tabitha, da fing wiff ur name on it kud help dem fine your hoomanz
kqicker.
"Cheryl P." wrote in message
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Stormmee wrote:
NONONONONONONO!!!!! Tiger leading his pownce in a veri lowd NONONONO
"Rebecca" wrote in message
...
Datz a furry gud ideer. Essept, dey mite git da rong ideer an put da
kollerz on USSEZ!

Rebecca


Dont wurry. If yu takes thu collar off effurytime, thu Meomie or Pawpaw
will git bored puttin it on.

I also chooed onna liddul plastik fish wif myne name anna phone numbur
until it camed off thu collar an gotten lost.

I kant figgur out why alla that stuf is impurtant tu hoomins eneyway.

Sam



  #20  
Old February 26th 09, 06:33 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Posts: 12,281
Default Happy Fat Toosday!

miss violette wuld go inna owt and get rid of herown, until one day soft
putted one on hersef, anna she just sat down, anna taked herown two bak pawz
anna pulled itself offa herown self ofur herown head, sof soft gifed up,
Trudi, remfurin diz storee furm when she furzt kamed here
"Cheryl P." wrote in message
...
Stormmee wrote:
NONONONONONONO!!!!! Tiger leading his pownce in a veri lowd NONONONO
"Rebecca" wrote in message
...
Datz a furry gud ideer. Essept, dey mite git da rong ideer an put da
kollerz on USSEZ!

Rebecca


Dont wurry. If yu takes thu collar off effurytime, thu Meomie or Pawpaw
will git bored puttin it on.

I also chooed onna liddul plastik fish wif myne name anna phone numbur
until it camed off thu collar an gotten lost.

I kant figgur out why alla that stuf is impurtant tu hoomins eneyway.

Sam



 




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