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  #11  
Old April 22nd 09, 10:25 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Do not eet stikkerz

no but onze OEJ eated a dime anna penny, anna why da hoominz know diz iz dat
when her was inna litter box, furry wuz cleanin da ofur one, anna he seed da
efidenze return to the lite hizownsef, Tiger... i duz like t lik plaztik
bagz, butted soft keepz demselvez away sinze dat episode wif da bag monzter
given tv, anna soft anna furri all free almozt a heart tak,

Tiger
"Sundance" wrote in message
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Did dat happin to yoo?????

Sundance

"Stormmee" wrote in message
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well i guezz it iz betterer dan hafin yourown tummy dekorated wif dem,
Tiger
"Sundance" wrote in message
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The uther day I eeted sum stikkerz, da kind dat kumz on frootz an
vegeblez. Eetin dem waz not so bad, but when Meowmie seed dat I had
eeted dem, she stikked herown fingerz down my froat to get dem bak owt.
I didnt unnerstan da purroblim, kuz she wuznt plannin to eet demselvez
enneeway, but if yoo duznt want hoomin fingerz in yurown froat, den dont
eet doze stikkerz.

Sundance







  #12  
Old April 22nd 09, 11:56 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Do not eet stikkerz

Sundance wrote:
The uther day I eeted sum stikkerz, da kind dat kumz on frootz an vegeblez.
Eetin dem waz not so bad, but when Meowmie seed dat I had eeted dem, she
stikked herown fingerz down my froat to get dem bak owt. I didnt unnerstan
da purroblim, kuz she wuznt plannin to eet demselvez enneeway, but if yoo
duznt want hoomin fingerz in yurown froat, den dont eet doze stikkerz.

Sundance



Meomie iz tutu skeered tu put hur fingurs down a cats froat. She sez
those teefs iz jus tutu pointy.

Sam
  #13  
Old April 22nd 09, 12:40 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Do not eet stikkerz

Duz u mean when itself chazed him all ofver da houze? Piglet trying to
remember.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
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no but onze OEJ eated a dime anna penny, anna why da hoominz know diz iz
dat when her was inna litter box, furry wuz cleanin da ofur one, anna he
seed da efidenze return to the lite hizownsef, Tiger... i duz like t lik
plaztik bagz, butted soft keepz demselvez away sinze dat episode wif da
bag monzter given tv, anna soft anna furri all free almozt a heart tak,

Tiger
"Sundance" wrote in message
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Did dat happin to yoo?????

Sundance

"Stormmee" wrote in message
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well i guezz it iz betterer dan hafin yourown tummy dekorated wif dem,
Tiger
"Sundance" wrote in message
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The uther day I eeted sum stikkerz, da kind dat kumz on frootz an
vegeblez. Eetin dem waz not so bad, but when Meowmie seed dat I had
eeted dem, she stikked herown fingerz down my froat to get dem bak owt.
I didnt unnerstan da purroblim, kuz she wuznt plannin to eet demselvez
enneeway, but if yoo duznt want hoomin fingerz in yurown froat, den
dont eet doze stikkerz.

Sundance









  #14  
Old April 22nd 09, 04:52 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Adam[_3_]
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Default Do not eet stikkerz

Wud yurownself like me to be Head Honcho? Whut wud be da dooteez?

Sundance


U cud b Deputy Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah insted. We need dat mor.
Wud involv working w/Vice GPB aka P2ña.

"Lovable Louise"
  #15  
Old April 22nd 09, 07:17 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Do not eet stikkerz

On Apr 21, 11:04*pm, "Sundance"
wrote:
Hihi, Sweetee. *No, I duznt hab a sore froat. *Meowmie thot I swollowed da
stikkerz, but dey wuz still in da bak uv myown froat, and she duznt hab long
fingernalez.

Sundance

"Sylvia M" wrote in message

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"Yu puurr boy, du yu hab uh sore throat neow??
---
Pit2nya (and hur lay-z meowmee hu wunt chaynj identitieez


Did dat happin to yoo?????


Sundance


"Stormmee" wrote in message
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well i guezz it iz betterer dan hafin yourown tummy dekorated wif dem,
Tiger
"Sundance" wrote in message
...
The uther day I eeted sum stikkerz, da kind dat kumz on frootz an
vegeblez. Eetin dem waz not so bad, but when Meowmie seed dat I had
eeted dem, she stikked herown fingerz down my froat to get dem bak owt.
I didnt unnerstan da purroblim, kuz she wuznt plannin to eet demselvez
enneeway, but if yoo duznt want hoomin fingerz in yurown froat, den
dont eet doze stikkerz.


Sundance- Hide quoted text -


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I skwatched mine clawz onna stywofoam box an gotted widdle wite things
all offer mine fur. I had to kween dem offa mine self. An den da
meowmie bekamed alarmed an wiped me off menny times wif wet paper
towls. She dint putted enny fingerfingys in mine froat.

I do gnot gno were awl dose widdl wite tings went. Iam fine.

Wotz of danjeruz tings awoun fur usses, akkordiong to da hoominz.

I gwad I gnot hoomin, fwettink awl da time. MeOwy
  #16  
Old April 22nd 09, 07:29 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
John Ross Mc Master
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Default Do not eet stikkerz

On Tue, 21 Apr 2009 22:09:20 -0700, "Sundance"
wrote:

The uther day I eeted sum stikkerz, da kind dat kumz on frootz an vegeblez.
Eetin dem waz not so bad, but when Meowmie seed dat I had eeted dem, she
stikked herown fingerz down my froat to get dem bak owt. I didnt unnerstan
da purroblim, kuz she wuznt plannin to eet demselvez enneeway, but if yoo
duznt want hoomin fingerz in yurown froat, den dont eet doze stikkerz.

Sundance


i am sekretary of fudz and i neffur eated stikkers!
i hope you are gud now. did you eet the fingers?
beauty

  #17  
Old April 23rd 09, 01:27 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Do not eet stikkerz

Hihi diz iz O T anna iz eatink stikkerz anyfing likez eatink a buk of
stampz? I did dat anna gramby got all hissed off, So, I wented into da
offize and frowed dem up and her wazn't too happi bout dat eifther.
Hoomanz, sumtimez u kan pleaze demselfez.
"MeOwy" wrote in message
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On Apr 21, 11:04 pm, "Sundance"
wrote:
Hihi, Sweetee. No, I duznt hab a sore froat. Meowmie thot I swollowed da
stikkerz, but dey wuz still in da bak uv myown froat, and she duznt hab
long
fingernalez.

Sundance

"Sylvia M" wrote in message

...





"Yu puurr boy, du yu hab uh sore throat neow??
---
Pit2nya (and hur lay-z meowmee hu wunt chaynj identitieez


Did dat happin to yoo?????


Sundance


"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
well i guezz it iz betterer dan hafin yourown tummy dekorated wif dem,
Tiger
"Sundance" wrote in message
...
The uther day I eeted sum stikkerz, da kind dat kumz on frootz an
vegeblez. Eetin dem waz not so bad, but when Meowmie seed dat I had
eeted dem, she stikked herown fingerz down my froat to get dem bak
owt.
I didnt unnerstan da purroblim, kuz she wuznt plannin to eet
demselvez
enneeway, but if yoo duznt want hoomin fingerz in yurown froat, den
dont eet doze stikkerz.


Sundance- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


I skwatched mine clawz onna stywofoam box an gotted widdle wite things
all offer mine fur. I had to kween dem offa mine self. An den da
meowmie bekamed alarmed an wiped me off menny times wif wet paper
towls. She dint putted enny fingerfingys in mine froat.

I do gnot gno were awl dose widdl wite tings went. Iam fine.

Wotz of danjeruz tings awoun fur usses, akkordiong to da hoominz.

I gwad I gnot hoomin, fwettink awl da time. MeOwy


  #18  
Old April 23rd 09, 02:02 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Adam[_3_]
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Default Do not eet stikkerz

Hihi diz iz O T anna iz eatink stikkerz anyfing likez eatink a buk of
stampz? I did dat anna gramby got all hissed off, So, I wented into da
offize and frowed dem up and her wazn't too happi bout dat eifther.
Hoomanz, sumtimez u kan pleaze demselfez.


Gud job!

Louise, HKC Prez.
  #19  
Old April 23rd 09, 02:27 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sundance
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Default Do not eet stikkerz

Well, I haz nevver eeted stampz, so I duznt know. Maybe I will try dat, but
Meowmie keepz herown stampz in a fing wif a zipperfingy. Duz enneekittee
know how to opin a zipperfingy?

Sundance

"Granby" wrote in message
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Hihi diz iz O T anna iz eatink stikkerz anyfing likez eatink a buk of
stampz? I did dat anna gramby got all hissed off, So, I wented into da
offize and frowed dem up and her wazn't too happi bout dat eifther.
Hoomanz, sumtimez u kan pleaze demselfez.
"MeOwy" wrote in message
...
On Apr 21, 11:04 pm, "Sundance"
wrote:
Hihi, Sweetee. No, I duznt hab a sore froat. Meowmie thot I swollowed da
stikkerz, but dey wuz still in da bak uv myown froat, and she duznt hab
long
fingernalez.

Sundance

"Sylvia M" wrote in message

...





"Yu puurr boy, du yu hab uh sore throat neow??
---
Pit2nya (and hur lay-z meowmee hu wunt chaynj identitieez


Did dat happin to yoo?????


Sundance


"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
well i guezz it iz betterer dan hafin yourown tummy dekorated wif
dem,
Tiger
"Sundance" wrote in message
...
The uther day I eeted sum stikkerz, da kind dat kumz on frootz an
vegeblez. Eetin dem waz not so bad, but when Meowmie seed dat I had
eeted dem, she stikked herown fingerz down my froat to get dem bak
owt.
I didnt unnerstan da purroblim, kuz she wuznt plannin to eet
demselvez
enneeway, but if yoo duznt want hoomin fingerz in yurown froat, den
dont eet doze stikkerz.


Sundance- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


I skwatched mine clawz onna stywofoam box an gotted widdle wite things
all offer mine fur. I had to kween dem offa mine self. An den da
meowmie bekamed alarmed an wiped me off menny times wif wet paper
towls. She dint putted enny fingerfingys in mine froat.

I do gnot gno were awl dose widdl wite tings went. Iam fine.

Wotz of danjeruz tings awoun fur usses, akkordiong to da hoominz.

I gwad I gnot hoomin, fwettink awl da time. MeOwy



  #20  
Old April 23rd 09, 02:42 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Do not eet stikkerz

yez it wuz chazin TV anna soft anna furri wuz tryinta reskue TV furm da bag
monzter... diz wuz when soft waz muc, muc fluffier... by da time da bag
monzter wuz katured, all free of dem wuz almozt needin oxygin... Tiger
"Granby" wrote in message
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Duz u mean when itself chazed him all ofver da houze? Piglet trying to
remember.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
no but onze OEJ eated a dime anna penny, anna why da hoominz know diz iz
dat when her was inna litter box, furry wuz cleanin da ofur one, anna he
seed da efidenze return to the lite hizownsef, Tiger... i duz like t lik
plaztik bagz, butted soft keepz demselvez away sinze dat episode wif da
bag monzter given tv, anna soft anna furri all free almozt a heart tak,

Tiger
"Sundance" wrote in message
...
Did dat happin to yoo?????

Sundance

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
well i guezz it iz betterer dan hafin yourown tummy dekorated wif dem,
Tiger
"Sundance" wrote in message
...
The uther day I eeted sum stikkerz, da kind dat kumz on frootz an
vegeblez. Eetin dem waz not so bad, but when Meowmie seed dat I had
eeted dem, she stikked herown fingerz down my froat to get dem bak
owt. I didnt unnerstan da purroblim, kuz she wuznt plannin to eet
demselvez enneeway, but if yoo duznt want hoomin fingerz in yurown
froat, den dont eet doze stikkerz.

Sundance











 




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