ITZ MY 15TH BIRFDAY!!!

Hey GM, Heris a prezzie fur yourownsef, Miss Violetted letted minsef gif it
to you kuz she sayed her was talkin to a hooman, itsa nice comfy heated
kittybed,...Glare atta soft... Why we kant haf one iz beyond da kittys
attour houze, Trudi, hopin she done ok,
Arlene Knop wrote in message
...
Az long az we are all gathured at Lake Louise, I wud like to invite all
of yew to help me celebrate my 15th birfday today Novembur Furst.
HOORAY HOORAY IZE A VENERABLE CAT NOW!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOPEEEEEEEEEE!

Gretchen Marie, VC, Justicat, TCC, BCCC, PCC

Fluffy hoomin lady carefully pushes a table to the middle of the room.
On it is a ten foot high, 15 layer pouncy krunch cake. The base of the
cake is surrounded by all flavors of ice cream balls. The cake is
frosted with kool wip and each layer is decorated with pink fantail
shrimp and lavender sardines. The middle five layers read:

Happy
15th
Birfday
Gretchen
Marie

Now all you kitteez just dig right in. Maybe the kittens would like to
try to climb to the top of the cake. I'm sure everyone will help you
lick the kool wip off your tummies afterward. All together now....

HAPPY BIRDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRFDAY TO YOU. HAPPY BIRDAY GRETCHEN
MARIEEEEEEEEE. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

Have fun at your party, my precious little best friend,

Meowmie Arlene

Trudi comes up to Amelia, der you iz, Miss Violette sayed dis waz fur you ,
Trudi pawz ofur a big jar of nip, We hopez you likez it
Amelia T Cat wrote in message
...
Arlene Knop wrote:
Az long az we are all gathured at Lake Louise, I wud like to invite all
of yew to help me celebrate my 15th birfday today Novembur Furst.
HOORAY HOORAY IZE A VENERABLE CAT NOW!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOPEEEEEEEEEE!

Gretchen Marie, VC, Justicat, TCC, BCCC, PCC

Happy, happy purrday! Wow, 15! I'm only 5 and feel like an old lady
sometimes.

Amelia

Trudi comes up to Amelia, der you iz, Miss Violette sayed dis waz fur you ,
Trudi pawz ofur a big jar of nip, We hopez you likez it
Amelia T Cat wrote in message
...
Arlene Knop wrote:
Az long az we are all gathured at Lake Louise, I wud like to invite all
of yew to help me celebrate my 15th birfday today Novembur Furst.
HOORAY HOORAY IZE A VENERABLE CAT NOW!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOPEEEEEEEEEE!

Gretchen Marie, VC, Justicat, TCC, BCCC, PCC

Happy, happy purrday! Wow, 15! I'm only 5 and feel like an old lady
sometimes.

Amelia

Tiger turns to hiz ladycat, you wantsa eat sum of dis cake? Tiger not
knowing which he shuld get furst
Tabitha Kitten wrote in message
...
Fluffy hoomin lady carefully pushes a table to the middle of the room.
On it is a ten foot high, 15 layer pouncy krunch cake. The base of the
cake is surrounded by all flavors of ice cream balls. The cake is
frosted with kool wip and each layer is decorated with pink fantail
shrimp and lavender sardines. The middle five layers read:

Shrimpies... sardines... ice creem... kool whip...

Oh, I feel faint... dat's all too gud to be troo.
[Tabitha shakes herself, regains her balance, and sits near the base of
the cake, daintily reaching up to grab a shrimp.]

Oh, fangu, fangu, Anti Arlene! Dat is da mostest bootiful cake I haz
efur seen!

Tabitha Kitten

Tiger turns to hiz ladycat, you wantsa eat sum of dis cake? Tiger not
knowing which he shuld get furst
Tabitha Kitten wrote in message
...
Fluffy hoomin lady carefully pushes a table to the middle of the room.
On it is a ten foot high, 15 layer pouncy krunch cake. The base of the
cake is surrounded by all flavors of ice cream balls. The cake is
frosted with kool wip and each layer is decorated with pink fantail
shrimp and lavender sardines. The middle five layers read:

Shrimpies... sardines... ice creem... kool whip...

Oh, I feel faint... dat's all too gud to be troo.
[Tabitha shakes herself, regains her balance, and sits near the base of
the cake, daintily reaching up to grab a shrimp.]

Oh, fangu, fangu, Anti Arlene! Dat is da mostest bootiful cake I haz
efur seen!

Tabitha Kitten

Miss Violette wrote:

Trudi comes up to Amelia, der you iz, Miss Violette sayed dis waz fur you ,
Trudi pawz ofur a big jar of nip, We hopez you likez it

Thank you, Trudi and Miss Violette! You've taken me by surprise. Since
MY OWN PAW FORGOT ABOUT MY BIRTHDAY (casts an evil glare at her hoomin)
I sure didn't expect to get any presents from other kitties. I love nip!
And I'll share it with my sisfurs - they love nip too. And maybe even
with Sammy, if he'll stop making a big deal about my size.

Amelia

Miss Violette wrote:

Trudi comes up to Amelia, der you iz, Miss Violette sayed dis waz fur you ,
Trudi pawz ofur a big jar of nip, We hopez you likez it

Thank you, Trudi and Miss Violette! You've taken me by surprise. Since
MY OWN PAW FORGOT ABOUT MY BIRTHDAY (casts an evil glare at her hoomin)
I sure didn't expect to get any presents from other kitties. I love nip!
And I'll share it with my sisfurs - they love nip too. And maybe even
with Sammy, if he'll stop making a big deal about my size.

Amelia

On Tue, 2 Nov 2004 04:21:11 -0800, Miss Violette wrote:

Tiger turns to hiz ladycat, you wantsa eat sum of dis cake? Tiger not
knowing which he shuld get furst

Dis iz a bootiful cake! Uv cawz - shall we'ze share a piece wif
effurryting on it?

--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs
11/2/2004 11:10:23 AM
anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com

On Tue, 2 Nov 2004 04:21:11 -0800, Miss Violette wrote:

Tiger turns to hiz ladycat, you wantsa eat sum of dis cake? Tiger not
knowing which he shuld get furst

Dis iz a bootiful cake! Uv cawz - shall we'ze share a piece wif
effurryting on it?

--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs
11/2/2004 11:10:23 AM
anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com

Congratulations, my dear.

Felix, wishing he'd been able to figure out a suitable birthday gift

[Whispering] Hey, Felix - how's about you and me go in together and get
her somefing like a Panic Meowsie? Do you fink she'd like dat? I could
'port out real quick and get one, and you could help me wrap it, and we
could gib it to her and say it waz from bof of us. An from Lilith Kitten
too.

Sammy