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  #51  
Old July 5th 09, 06:43 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sundance
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Posts: 761
Default Mosey?

Well, I lerned frum da hoominz dat duk tape kan fikz enneefing, and I lerned
frum da buk Anaïs givved me how to opin kabnitz, so now I kan git Meowmie's
duk tape owt, so I figger I iz all set. Whut duz yoo hav dat needz fixin?

Sundance

"Granby" wrote in message
...
NOOOOO, dat is juz what itself if kalled. Howeffer da gramby haz a fu
frenz...well neffer mine dat. If u duz a busiznez der are sum broken
fings here dat needz fixin anna I don know how to do dat sort of fing. O
T wishing he was better at fising things.
"Sundance" wrote in message
...
Iz herown krok pot krakked? Duz it need fixin? I haz bin fingkin uv
startin a repare bizness, so I kud try fixin it fur her. Juss let me
know.

Sundance

"Granby" wrote in message
...
Da gramby waz mad at da Korn Beef diz day. It started out to way 6
poundz and diz mornink when her tuked it out of da kracked potz, It waz
onlee two poundz. Itselfz was all luffy, I meanz FAT.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
we izunt sure butted it sure duz tazte gud whenna hoominz share, soft
haz kuked da kabbage anna den later hersef willz put inna corned
beazt/// she dida kabbag furzt diz time beclawz dey eated da whole
thing befure da kabbage getted dun, Trudi
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Da gramby just putted a korn beef in herown krok potz. Beef data kow,
how duz u make a cow outta korn. O T puzzling that one out.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
her makez up gud recipez, annna her makez a few thingz gud, butted
notted veri mani, her sumtimez kan get stuffz readi anna den furri
kukzit... her alzo thinkz her duzint kuk gud beclawz her kant pay
attenshun long enuf ta stand by da stove... her lovez da krok pot
beclawz hersef kan go away and return wifowt it burnin. Tiger
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...
Yer rite abowt hoomins fitin, den makin moor hoominz. dat dont make
no sense tew mee. Im sawry soft didnt get thuh gene, but effen if
yoo dont got dat gene,, et duzzent hab innyfing tew do wiff cooking.
I heer her kan cook good. Mosey

it juzt seem odd dat da way dey fite, dey efin taka timeta make
more hoominz, Mine soft juzt didint getta "homemakin" gene so mozt
of herown cookin effurtz izunt veri gud, Trudi
"Mosey =^..^="
I am a mancat n mine hoomin Pa duz awl da cooking n stuff cuz
Meowmie forgot haow tew cook effen tho herself uzed tew doo dat for
a living.
It iz unfair tew da lady hoominz anna I too m amazed dat hoomins
iz still heer on erf.
Dey messed et up big time. Cats dont have wars, we just eat mice.
Luffs
Mosey

diz seemz kinda unfair to da ladi hoominz, Trudi, allatime amazed
dat hoominz iz still efin here onna earf,
"Granby"
Diz iz how BBQ's wurkz wiff hoomanz. Mancats let mineselfz tell
ourselves ditz aunt going happen whiff us cats. Us girl kitty's
won lowly itself.

Summer is here!

Therefore, it is important to refresh your memory on the
etiquette of
this sublime outdoor cooking activity .

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ, the following chain of
events are
put into motion:

Routine.
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and
makes
dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray
along
with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces and takes it to
the man
who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter
exclusion
zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly
bonding
activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine.
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking
great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer
while he
flips the meat

Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE
WOMAN.

More routine.
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils,
napkins,
sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the
dishes.

And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking
efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ',
and,
upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no
pleasing some women.
"Winnie" wrote in message
...
On Jun 28, 12:10 am, "Mosey =^..^="
wrote:
What u plan fur rpcc 1 July?

"Lovable Louise", Grand Pooh-Bah

Well, az Diplocat 2 Catnada, I could plan a BBQ at mine estate
but efferone
is someplase else cuz its 2 hawt n we're awl at Little Lake
were itz nise n
cool n we cood celebrate dere iffen dat's wat efferkitty wantz.
I jest
got dere myself n m involved in sumpthin [grins]
Izat umkay wiff yerself? I have ta tawk tew Aed bowt dat furst.
Im at hiz pwase for a foo daze.
The Catnada flag will be flying at mine estate in Ohio. but
dere r 2 minny
stormz dere rite gnow to pwan a owtdoor event.
Lemme gib et sum thot.
Fangu
Mosey

It is going to rain here in Catnada's capital, otherwise I can
host a
partee here.
But it is no fun to partee in the rain.

Rusty
























  #52  
Old July 5th 09, 07:30 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 10,742
Default Mosey?

Wellz letmee cee, gramby haz a shelfz ta hang dem wine glazzez on butted, I
do fink duck tape iz gud for dat. Den, we haz a kabinet dat had a shelfz
where we kan lay in da sun. Heself tried ta puted diz togetfer but is jus
don sit rite. Maybee we kin figger sumphin out. We really kneadz fum to
work dem fullz dat her uzez.
"Sundance" wrote in message
...
Well, I lerned frum da hoominz dat duk tape kan fikz enneefing, and I
lerned frum da buk Anaïs givved me how to opin kabnitz, so now I kan git
Meowmie's duk tape owt, so I figger I iz all set. Whut duz yoo hav dat
needz fixin?

Sundance

"Granby" wrote in message
...
NOOOOO, dat is juz what itself if kalled. Howeffer da gramby haz a fu
frenz...well neffer mine dat. If u duz a busiznez der are sum broken
fings here dat needz fixin anna I don know how to do dat sort of fing. O
T wishing he was better at fising things.
"Sundance" wrote in message
...
Iz herown krok pot krakked? Duz it need fixin? I haz bin fingkin uv
startin a repare bizness, so I kud try fixin it fur her. Juss let me
know.

Sundance

"Granby" wrote in message
...
Da gramby waz mad at da Korn Beef diz day. It started out to way 6
poundz and diz mornink when her tuked it out of da kracked potz, It waz
onlee two poundz. Itselfz was all luffy, I meanz FAT.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
we izunt sure butted it sure duz tazte gud whenna hoominz share, soft
haz kuked da kabbage anna den later hersef willz put inna corned
beazt/// she dida kabbag furzt diz time beclawz dey eated da whole
thing befure da kabbage getted dun, Trudi
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Da gramby just putted a korn beef in herown krok potz. Beef data
kow, how duz u make a cow outta korn. O T puzzling that one out.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
her makez up gud recipez, annna her makez a few thingz gud, butted
notted veri mani, her sumtimez kan get stuffz readi anna den furri
kukzit... her alzo thinkz her duzint kuk gud beclawz her kant pay
attenshun long enuf ta stand by da stove... her lovez da krok pot
beclawz hersef kan go away and return wifowt it burnin. Tiger
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...
Yer rite abowt hoomins fitin, den makin moor hoominz. dat dont
make no sense tew mee. Im sawry soft didnt get thuh gene, but
effen if yoo dont got dat gene,, et duzzent hab innyfing tew do
wiff cooking. I heer her kan cook good. Mosey

it juzt seem odd dat da way dey fite, dey efin taka timeta make
more hoominz, Mine soft juzt didint getta "homemakin" gene so mozt
of herown cookin effurtz izunt veri gud, Trudi
"Mosey =^..^="
I am a mancat n mine hoomin Pa duz awl da cooking n stuff cuz
Meowmie forgot haow tew cook effen tho herself uzed tew doo dat
for a living.
It iz unfair tew da lady hoominz anna I too m amazed dat hoomins
iz still heer on erf.
Dey messed et up big time. Cats dont have wars, we just eat
mice.
Luffs
Mosey

diz seemz kinda unfair to da ladi hoominz, Trudi, allatime
amazed dat hoominz iz still efin here onna earf,
"Granby"
Diz iz how BBQ's wurkz wiff hoomanz. Mancats let mineselfz
tell ourselves ditz aunt going happen whiff us cats. Us girl
kitty's won lowly itself.

Summer is here!

Therefore, it is important to refresh your memory on the
etiquette of
this sublime outdoor cooking activity .

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ, the following chain of
events are
put into motion:

Routine.
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and
makes
dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a
tray along
with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces and takes it to
the man
who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter
exclusion
zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly
bonding
activities can take place without the interference of the
woman.

Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine.
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is
looking
great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer
while he
flips the meat

Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE
WOMAN.

More routine.
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils,
napkins,
sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the
dishes.

And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking
efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ',
and,
upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just
no
pleasing some women.
"Winnie" wrote in message
...
On Jun 28, 12:10 am, "Mosey =^..^="

wrote:
What u plan fur rpcc 1 July?

"Lovable Louise", Grand Pooh-Bah

Well, az Diplocat 2 Catnada, I could plan a BBQ at mine estate
but efferone
is someplase else cuz its 2 hawt n we're awl at Little Lake
were itz nise n
cool n we cood celebrate dere iffen dat's wat efferkitty
wantz. I jest
got dere myself n m involved in sumpthin [grins]
Izat umkay wiff yerself? I have ta tawk tew Aed bowt dat
furst.
Im at hiz pwase for a foo daze.
The Catnada flag will be flying at mine estate in Ohio. but
dere r 2 minny
stormz dere rite gnow to pwan a owtdoor event.
Lemme gib et sum thot.
Fangu
Mosey

It is going to rain here in Catnada's capital, otherwise I can
host a
partee here.
But it is no fun to partee in the rain.

Rusty


























  #53  
Old July 5th 09, 12:23 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 10,742
Default Mosey?


"Granby" wrote in message
...
Wellz letmee cee, gramby haz a shelfz ta hang dem wine glazzez on butted,
I do fink duck tape iz gud for dat. Den, we haz a kabinet dat had a
shelfz where we kan lay in da sun. Heself tried ta puted diz togetfer but
is jus don sit rite. Maybee we kin figger sumphin out. We really kneadz
fumb to work dem tullz dat her uzez.
"Sundance" wrote in message
...
Well, I lerned frum da hoominz dat duk tape kan fikz enneefing, and I
lerned frum da buk Anaïs givved me how to opin kabnitz, so now I kan git
Meowmie's duk tape owt, so I figger I iz all set. Whut duz yoo hav dat
needz fixin?

Sundance

"Granby" wrote in message
...
NOOOOO, dat is juz what itself if kalled. Howeffer da gramby haz a fu
frenz...well neffer mine dat. If u duz a busiznez der are sum broken
fings here dat needz fixin anna I don know how to do dat sort of fing.
O T wishing he was better at fising things.
"Sundance" wrote in message
...
Iz herown krok pot krakked? Duz it need fixin? I haz bin fingkin uv
startin a repare bizness, so I kud try fixin it fur her. Juss let me
know.

Sundance

"Granby" wrote in message
...
Da gramby waz mad at da Korn Beef diz day. It started out to way 6
poundz and diz mornink when her tuked it out of da kracked potz, It
waz onlee two poundz. Itselfz was all luffy, I meanz FAT.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
we izunt sure butted it sure duz tazte gud whenna hoominz share, soft
haz kuked da kabbage anna den later hersef willz put inna corned
beazt/// she dida kabbag furzt diz time beclawz dey eated da whole
thing befure da kabbage getted dun, Trudi
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Da gramby just putted a korn beef in herown krok potz. Beef data
kow, how duz u make a cow outta korn. O T puzzling that one out.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
her makez up gud recipez, annna her makez a few thingz gud, butted
notted veri mani, her sumtimez kan get stuffz readi anna den furri
kukzit... her alzo thinkz her duzint kuk gud beclawz her kant pay
attenshun long enuf ta stand by da stove... her lovez da krok pot
beclawz hersef kan go away and return wifowt it burnin. Tiger
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...
Yer rite abowt hoomins fitin, den makin moor hoominz. dat dont
make no sense tew mee. Im sawry soft didnt get thuh gene, but
effen if yoo dont got dat gene,, et duzzent hab innyfing tew do
wiff cooking. I heer her kan cook good. Mosey

it juzt seem odd dat da way dey fite, dey efin taka timeta make
more hoominz, Mine soft juzt didint getta "homemakin" gene so
mozt of herown cookin effurtz izunt veri gud, Trudi
"Mosey =^..^="
I am a mancat n mine hoomin Pa duz awl da cooking n stuff cuz
Meowmie forgot haow tew cook effen tho herself uzed tew doo dat
for a living.
It iz unfair tew da lady hoominz anna I too m amazed dat hoomins
iz still heer on erf.
Dey messed et up big time. Cats dont have wars, we just eat
mice.
Luffs
Mosey

diz seemz kinda unfair to da ladi hoominz, Trudi, allatime
amazed dat hoominz iz still efin here onna earf,
"Granby"
Diz iz how BBQ's wurkz wiff hoomanz. Mancats let mineselfz
tell ourselves ditz aunt going happen whiff us cats. Us girl
kitty's won lowly itself.

Summer is here!

Therefore, it is important to refresh your memory on the
etiquette of
this sublime outdoor cooking activity .

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ, the following chain of
events are
put into motion:

Routine.
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and
makes
dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a
tray along
with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces and takes it to
the man
who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter
exclusion
zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly
bonding
activities can take place without the interference of the
woman.

Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine.
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is
looking
great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer
while he
flips the meat

Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE
WOMAN.

More routine.
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils,
napkins,
sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the
dishes.

And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking
efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ',
and,
upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just
no
pleasing some women.
"Winnie" wrote in message
...
On Jun 28, 12:10 am, "Mosey =^..^="

wrote:
What u plan fur rpcc 1 July?

"Lovable Louise", Grand Pooh-Bah

Well, az Diplocat 2 Catnada, I could plan a BBQ at mine
estate but efferone
is someplase else cuz its 2 hawt n we're awl at Little Lake
were itz nise n
cool n we cood celebrate dere iffen dat's wat efferkitty
wantz. I jest
got dere myself n m involved in sumpthin [grins]
Izat umkay wiff yerself? I have ta tawk tew Aed bowt dat
furst.
Im at hiz pwase for a foo daze.
The Catnada flag will be flying at mine estate in Ohio. but
dere r 2 minny
stormz dere rite gnow to pwan a owtdoor event.
Lemme gib et sum thot.
Fangu
Mosey

It is going to rain here in Catnada's capital, otherwise I can
host a
partee here.
But it is no fun to partee in the rain.

Rusty




























  #54  
Old July 6th 09, 11:50 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 12,281
Default Mosey?

ule we likez dat stuffz a lot, Trudi
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Diz iz Piglet anna I betz dat frum da luk of O T's tummybasket, himselfz
knowz where dat korn beefz wented. We got some morez of dat anna kan
bring it to da pardiee.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
iz you guyz bringin sum of dat diaperin corned beazt to little lake...
Tiger... who juzt knowz OT secured sum ta share anna dat iz why it seems
so small to da Gramby
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Da gramby waz mad at da Korn Beef diz day. It started out to way 6
poundz and diz mornink when her tuked it out of da kracked potz, It waz
onlee two poundz. Itselfz was all luffy, I meanz FAT.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
we izunt sure butted it sure duz tazte gud whenna hoominz share, soft
haz kuked da kabbage anna den later hersef willz put inna corned
beazt/// she dida kabbag furzt diz time beclawz dey eated da whole
thing befure da kabbage getted dun, Trudi
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Da gramby just putted a korn beef in herown krok potz. Beef data kow,
how duz u make a cow outta korn. O T puzzling that one out.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
her makez up gud recipez, annna her makez a few thingz gud, butted
notted veri mani, her sumtimez kan get stuffz readi anna den furri
kukzit... her alzo thinkz her duzint kuk gud beclawz her kant pay
attenshun long enuf ta stand by da stove... her lovez da krok pot
beclawz hersef kan go away and return wifowt it burnin. Tiger
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...
Yer rite abowt hoomins fitin, den makin moor hoominz. dat dont make
no sense tew mee. Im sawry soft didnt get thuh gene, but effen if
yoo dont got dat gene,, et duzzent hab innyfing tew do wiff cooking.
I heer her kan cook good. Mosey

it juzt seem odd dat da way dey fite, dey efin taka timeta make
more hoominz, Mine soft juzt didint getta "homemakin" gene so mozt
of herown cookin effurtz izunt veri gud, Trudi
"Mosey =^..^="
I am a mancat n mine hoomin Pa duz awl da cooking n stuff cuz
Meowmie forgot haow tew cook effen tho herself uzed tew doo dat for
a living.
It iz unfair tew da lady hoominz anna I too m amazed dat hoomins
iz still heer on erf.
Dey messed et up big time. Cats dont have wars, we just eat mice.
Luffs
Mosey

diz seemz kinda unfair to da ladi hoominz, Trudi, allatime amazed
dat hoominz iz still efin here onna earf,
"Granby"
Diz iz how BBQ's wurkz wiff hoomanz. Mancats let mineselfz tell
ourselves ditz aunt going happen whiff us cats. Us girl kitty's
won lowly itself.

Summer is here!

Therefore, it is important to refresh your memory on the
etiquette of
this sublime outdoor cooking activity .

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ, the following chain of
events are
put into motion:

Routine.
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and
makes
dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray
along
with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces and takes it to
the man
who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter
exclusion
zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly
bonding
activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine.
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking
great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer
while he
flips the meat

Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE
WOMAN.

More routine.
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils,
napkins,
sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the
dishes.

And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking
efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ',
and,
upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no
pleasing some women.
"Winnie" wrote in message
...
On Jun 28, 12:10 am, "Mosey =^..^="
wrote:
What u plan fur rpcc 1 July?

"Lovable Louise", Grand Pooh-Bah

Well, az Diplocat 2 Catnada, I could plan a BBQ at mine estate
but efferone
is someplase else cuz its 2 hawt n we're awl at Little Lake
were itz nise n
cool n we cood celebrate dere iffen dat's wat efferkitty wantz.
I jest
got dere myself n m involved in sumpthin [grins]
Izat umkay wiff yerself? I have ta tawk tew Aed bowt dat furst.
Im at hiz pwase for a foo daze.
The Catnada flag will be flying at mine estate in Ohio. but
dere r 2 minny
stormz dere rite gnow to pwan a owtdoor event.
Lemme gib et sum thot.
Fangu
Mosey

It is going to rain here in Catnada's capital, otherwise I can
host a
partee here.
But it is no fun to partee in the rain.

Rusty
























 




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