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Eye is misunderstuded
Wen Meomie Micki putted widdl Samanfa's fudz in her bole an put her
bole into her liddl hous, sew dat da Bear can't eeted it, Samanfa folloed Meomie down intoo da wivving rume, an did gnot gew into her hous two eeet. Well, I had to run in an tayst her fudz. Wut if der wuz sumfing rong wiff itseff? It is mine responsibilitude to mak shur dat shee don't get bad fudz, innit? Well, it was gudgud an I took a cupl ob biteses. An DEN Uncl Bill sed "what are you doing, Maggy May, don't eat Samantha's food." Dat iz gnot perlite. Ob kors I leff mostest ob it four widdl Samantha butted he KRICKETSIZED me. He was gnot GNISE. -- Maggy May, glaring at Uncl Bill |
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Maggy May, hoomanzs u kan't win wiff dem. I only eatz dry fudz but da
ofther dai, gramby satted willow's wet fudz on da kounter anna I wented and smelled demselvez. Gramby fout I waz gonna eatz it and her yelled at mineselfz. Hooman note. I only yelled because one of her feet while she was sniffing was placed in the middle of my strawberry shortcake which, as a matter of fact, I was not supposed to be eating. I don't care if she eats wet food but she raised up and yelled back at me. "Will in New Haven" wrote in message ... Wen Meomie Micki putted widdl Samanfa's fudz in her bole an put her bole into her liddl hous, sew dat da Bear can't eeted it, Samanfa folloed Meomie down intoo da wivving rume, an did gnot gew into her hous two eeet. Well, I had to run in an tayst her fudz. Wut if der wuz sumfing rong wiff itseff? It is mine responsibilitude to mak shur dat shee don't get bad fudz, innit? Well, it was gudgud an I took a cupl ob biteses. An DEN Uncl Bill sed "what are you doing, Maggy May, don't eat Samantha's food." Dat iz gnot perlite. Ob kors I leff mostest ob it four widdl Samantha butted he KRICKETSIZED me. He was gnot GNISE. -- Maggy May, glaring at Uncl Bill |
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On May 19, 9:15*pm, "Granby" wrote:
Maggy May, hoomanzs u kan't win wiff dem. *I only eatz dry fudz but da ofther dai, gramby satted willow's wet fudz on da kounter anna I wented and smelled demselvez. *Gramby fout I waz gonna eatz it and her yelled at mineselfz. Dat iz shoking. Neow it mite be aksepable if Willo yelled on yoo, aldo shee prolly wunt. Hooman note. *I only yelled because one of her feet while she was sniffing was placed in the middle of my strawberry shortcake which, as a matter of fact, I was not supposed to be eating. *I don't care if she eats wet food but she raised up and yelled back at me. Diss is gno eggskyoose. She gnu dat yoo wasn' sposd to eet dat shortberry kak an she was proteking yoo. -- Maggy May |
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Du tellz. Da rate her kleaned herown paw off from dat stuffz u wudda fout
her waz going to eat herown futz. O T still laughing at Piglett. "Will in New Haven" wrote in message ... On May 19, 9:15 pm, "Granby" wrote: Maggy May, hoomanzs u kan't win wiff dem. I only eatz dry fudz but da ofther dai, gramby satted willow's wet fudz on da kounter anna I wented and smelled demselvez. Gramby fout I waz gonna eatz it and her yelled at mineselfz. Dat iz shoking. Neow it mite be aksepable if Willo yelled on yoo, aldo shee prolly wunt. Hooman note. I only yelled because one of her feet while she was sniffing was placed in the middle of my strawberry shortcake which, as a matter of fact, I was not supposed to be eating. I don't care if she eats wet food but she raised up and yelled back at me. Diss is gno eggskyoose. She gnu dat yoo wasn' sposd to eet dat shortberry kak an she was proteking yoo. -- Maggy May |
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On May 19, 6:52*pm, Will in New Haven
wrote: Wen Meomie Micki putted widdl Samanfa's fudz in her bole an put her bole into her liddl hous, sew dat da Bear can't eeted it, Samanfa folloed Meomie down intoo da wivving rume, an did gnot gew into her hous two eeet. Well, I had to run in an tayst her fudz. Wut if der wuz sumfing rong wiff itseff? It is mine responsibilitude to mak shur dat shee don't get bad fudz, innit? Well, it was gudgud an I took a cupl ob biteses. An DEN Uncl Bill sed "what are you doing, Maggy May, don't eat Samantha's food." Dat iz gnot perlite. Ob kors I leff mostest ob it four widdl Samantha butted he KRICKETSIZED me. He was gnot GNISE. -- Maggy May, glaring at Uncl Bill Oh no, mine simpafeez fur yoorsefl Maggy May, dat yoo was KRIckitsiezed. Dis MUTTS be catnipped inna bud or yoo cud end up beeing,gasphiss LOKUSStized! I will purr fur yoor houss to pweebent a swaurm fwum happeeneeng. Mayke shur awl yoor windoes ar cwozed up tite. Butted brafe onnerabl kittee, keep up da gud wurk, da feetz in da desserts an such. Ar mots impurrtint jawb is keeping ar hoominz alyfe an well. Wifoutted dem, usses ar lostted. MeOwy, eyes skweezed tightly shut imagining the locusts bouncing off Maggy Mays houses windows. |
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"MeOwy" On May 19, 6:52 pm, Will in New Haven Wen Meomie Micki putted widdl Samanfa's fudz in her bole an put her bole into her liddl hous, sew dat da Bear can't eeted it, Samanfa folloed Meomie down intoo da wivving rume, an did gnot gew into her hous two eeet. Well, I had to run in an tayst her fudz. Wut if der wuz sumfing rong wiff itseff? It is mine responsibilitude to mak shur dat shee don't get bad fudz, innit? Well, it was gudgud an I took a cupl ob biteses. An DEN Uncl Bill sed "what are you doing, Maggy May, don't eat Samantha's food." Dat iz gnot perlite. Ob kors I leff mostest ob it four widdl Samantha butted he KRICKETSIZED me. He was gnot GNISE. -- Maggy May, glaring at Uncl Bill Oh no, mine simpafeez fur yoorsefl Maggy May, dat yoo was KRIckitsiezed. Dis MUTTS be catnipped inna bud or yoo cud end up beeing,gasphiss LOKUSStized! I will purr fur yoor houss to pweebent a swaurm fwum happeeneeng. Mayke shur awl yoor windoes ar cwozed up tite. Butted brafe onnerabl kittee, keep up da gud wurk, da feetz in da desserts an such. Ar mots impurrtint jawb is keeping ar hoominz alyfe an well. Wifoutted dem, usses ar lostted. MeOwy, eyes skweezed tightly shut imagining the locusts bouncing off Maggy Mays houses windows. ~~ Hai Mine sweet MeOwy 3 Uh swarm?? waow..puurrz..nope, kant let dat happun. awwwwwwww pour Maggy May yoo gnow wee jest luffs yerownself n mabbee dey fot dat Samantha's fudz mite mayke yweronself sik, cuz doggie fuds is badbad fur kitties sew ai heer? Yuss MeOwy, et iz portunt dat wee keap owr hoomins sayfe, happee n well tew.. ai wuv tew purr laowd fur mine meowmee n az fur az da dezzurt dat da Gramby wuz tawkin baowt, mine meowmee ia lergic tew dem strawburreez..dey mayke hur sew sik. Luffs Mosey |
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silli hoomin juzt duzint know what yourown jobz iz, Trudi
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message ... Wen Meomie Micki putted widdl Samanfa's fudz in her bole an put her bole into her liddl hous, sew dat da Bear can't eeted it, Samanfa folloed Meomie down intoo da wivving rume, an did gnot gew into her hous two eeet. Well, I had to run in an tayst her fudz. Wut if der wuz sumfing rong wiff itseff? It is mine responsibilitude to mak shur dat shee don't get bad fudz, innit? Well, it was gudgud an I took a cupl ob biteses. An DEN Uncl Bill sed "what are you doing, Maggy May, don't eat Samantha's food." Dat iz gnot perlite. Ob kors I leff mostest ob it four widdl Samantha butted he KRICKETSIZED me. He was gnot GNISE. -- Maggy May, glaring at Uncl Bill |
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On May 25, 5:51*am, "Stormmee" wrote:
silli hoomin juzt duzint know what yourown jobz iz, Trudi uGENN diss mornin I was innerupped in mine job ob czecking da baby doggies fudz. Wen da dogs brotted Uncl Bill in frum his wok, MOMMY MICKI sed to him, "Maggy May is eetin Samanfa's foode." An hee sed "Maggy MAY" in his bigbig voys, sew I had to let da pour gurl risk wut mite haff been a greebing-filled bole ob fudz. But den hee putted owt sum peepl toona four usses cats. An dat wuz gud. An den mee an widdl Samanfa tookd a gnap. An den I started to rite a pome about mine puppy- dog, witch I will post wen it is dun. -- Maggy May |
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peoplez toonaz iza gud way fur hizsuf ta pologize, Trudi
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message ... On May 25, 5:51 am, "Stormmee" wrote: silli hoomin juzt duzint know what yourown jobz iz, Trudi uGENN diss mornin I was innerupped in mine job ob czecking da baby doggies fudz. Wen da dogs brotted Uncl Bill in frum his wok, MOMMY MICKI sed to him, "Maggy May is eetin Samanfa's foode." An hee sed "Maggy MAY" in his bigbig voys, sew I had to let da pour gurl risk wut mite haff been a greebing-filled bole ob fudz. But den hee putted owt sum peepl toona four usses cats. An dat wuz gud. An den mee an widdl Samanfa tookd a gnap. An den I started to rite a pome about mine puppy- dog, witch I will post wen it is dun. -- Maggy May |
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Will in New Haven wrote:
On May 25, 5:51 am, "Stormmee" wrote: silli hoomin juzt duzint know what yourown jobz iz, Trudi uGENN diss mornin I was innerupped in mine job ob czecking da baby doggies fudz. Wen da dogs brotted Uncl Bill in frum his wok, MOMMY MICKI sed to him, "Maggy May is eetin Samanfa's foode." An hee sed "Maggy MAY" in his bigbig voys, sew I had to let da pour gurl risk wut mite haff been a greebing-filled bole ob fudz. But den hee putted owt sum peepl toona four usses cats. An dat wuz gud. An den mee an widdl Samanfa tookd a gnap. An den I started to rite a pome about mine puppy- dog, witch I will post wen it is dun. -- Maggy May In da owlden dayz Kyngs an Qweenz usd tu have fud tastrs sew dey wuln't get nsik. Yu tryin tu pertec yur frenz. Gud job! TuTu |
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