Pet Peeves of Pets

Pet Peeves of Pets:

10. Dog: They keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl.

9. Goldfish: Just because I have a three-second memory, they don't
think I'll mind eating the same fish flakes... Oh boy! Fish flakes!

8. Dog: "Man, why do they keep rubbing my nose in it? I already KNOW
whose it is!"

7. Cat: Sharpen claws on one stinking curtain and it's curtains.

6. Goldfish: That wimp knight never comes out of the castle to fight me
for dominion over the fish tank. So I must continue patrolling, for I
am lord and master!

5. Parrot: Tease, tease, tease -- but do those greedy humans ever
really give me a cracker?

4. Cat: Why are these people in my house?

3. Dog: What the... HEY!!! I didn't even sign a consent form for that
surgery. Help, Legal Council!!!!

2. Goldfish: "Oh, tap-tap-tap! *There's* a new one!"

1. Guppy: Every time that hot Angelfish looks this way I am going to
the bathroom. Privacy, I need privacy.

"Matthew" wrote in message
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Pet Peeves of Pets:

10. Dog: They keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl.

This is also Waffles' peeve. Actually, he has me trained, but visitors
often put the lid down.

Joy