Reasons why kittens are so cute....

I have figured that the main reasons kittens (i.e. Lilly Whiskers) are
so cute, is so that

1. You don't kill them after they've tried to kill you by gassing out
your study by using the litter box.

2. You don't kill them after they've peed on your bed.

3. You don't kill them when they climb up the curtains and scream for
mommy to get them down when they're stuck, resulting in mommy getting a
ladder up the stairs, banging and chipping the paint work on the wall,
and breaking the curtain rail as you try to rescue said kitten...

4. You don't kill them when they fall head first into the sink full of
dirty washing up water, jump out and splatter dirty water all over the
clean kitchen surfaces.

5. You don't murder them when they chase the "big cat" (HRFL) through
the kitchen, and make him knock mommy so that her coffee goes all over
the new rug when she trips over him.

6. You don't kill them when they pull the plant over and get soil
everywhere because they were trying to hang off the leaves....

Don't get me wrong, I'm over the moon that Lilly is so *happy*, but
sheesh, it's like she's taken the hoolikitten handbook, read it from
cover to cover and then invented some new ideas!!!

Helen M







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On Sun, 27 Nov 2005 20:17:06 +0000 (UTC), "Helen Miles"
yodeled:

I have figured that the main reasons kittens (i.e. Lilly Whiskers) are
so cute, is so that

1. You don't kill them after they've tried to kill you by gassing out
your study by using the litter box.

2. You don't kill them after they've peed on your bed.

3. You don't kill them when they climb up the curtains and scream for
mommy to get them down when they're stuck, resulting in mommy getting a
ladder up the stairs, banging and chipping the paint work on the wall,
and breaking the curtain rail as you try to rescue said kitten...

4. You don't kill them when they fall head first into the sink full of
dirty washing up water, jump out and splatter dirty water all over the
clean kitchen surfaces.

5. You don't murder them when they chase the "big cat" (HRFL) through
the kitchen, and make him knock mommy so that her coffee goes all over
the new rug when she trips over him.

6. You don't kill them when they pull the plant over and get soil
everywhere because they were trying to hang off the leaves....

Don't get me wrong, I'm over the moon that Lilly is so *happy*, but
sheesh, it's like she's taken the hoolikitten handbook, read it from
cover to cover and then invented some new ideas!!!

Helen M


LILLY WHUT A WOMAN!!!!!!!

DANTE


Theresa
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"Kreisleriana" wrote in message


LILLY WHUT A WOMAN!!!!!!!

DANTE

Why Fangu!!!

Lilly - off to indulge in more hoolikitten antics.


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LILLY WHUT A WOMAN!!!!!!!

DANTE

LOL! Welcome to the Hoolikittie '05 club, Lilly.
Lily & her mama
Jazz, RB

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to the stars we return
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On Sun, 27 Nov 2005 20:17:06 +0000 (UTC), "Helen Miles"
yodeled:

I have figured that the main reasons kittens (i.e. Lilly Whiskers) are
so cute, is so that

1. You don't kill them after they've tried to kill you by gassing out
your study by using the litter box.

2. You don't kill them after they've peed on your bed.

3. You don't kill them when they climb up the curtains and scream for
mommy to get them down when they're stuck, resulting in mommy getting a
ladder up the stairs, banging and chipping the paint work on the wall,
and breaking the curtain rail as you try to rescue said kitten...

4. You don't kill them when they fall head first into the sink full of
dirty washing up water, jump out and splatter dirty water all over the
clean kitchen surfaces.

5. You don't murder them when they chase the "big cat" (HRFL) through
the kitchen, and make him knock mommy so that her coffee goes all over
the new rug when she trips over him.

6. You don't kill them when they pull the plant over and get soil
everywhere because they were trying to hang off the leaves....

Don't get me wrong, I'm over the moon that Lilly is so *happy*, but
sheesh, it's like she's taken the hoolikitten handbook, read it from
cover to cover and then invented some new ideas!!!

Helen M


LILLY WHUT A WOMAN!!!!!!!

DANTE


Theresa
Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh
My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com

Make Levees, Not War

"Helen Miles" wrote in message
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I have figured that the main reasons kittens (i.e. Lilly Whiskers) are
so cute, is so that

1. You don't kill them after they've tried to kill you by gassing out
your study by using the litter box.

2. You don't kill them after they've peed on your bed.

3. You don't kill them when they climb up the curtains and scream for
mommy to get them down when they're stuck, resulting in mommy getting a
ladder up the stairs, banging and chipping the paint work on the wall,
and breaking the curtain rail as you try to rescue said kitten...

4. You don't kill them when they fall head first into the sink full of
dirty washing up water, jump out and splatter dirty water all over the
clean kitchen surfaces.

5. You don't murder them when they chase the "big cat" (HRFL) through
the kitchen, and make him knock mommy so that her coffee goes all over
the new rug when she trips over him.

6. You don't kill them when they pull the plant over and get soil
everywhere because they were trying to hang off the leaves....

Don't get me wrong, I'm over the moon that Lilly is so *happy*, but
sheesh, it's like she's taken the hoolikitten handbook, read it from
cover to cover and then invented some new ideas!!!

Helen M



For every 1 of your reasons, I have determined to never have a kitten again!
(Although they are cute!)

kili

On Sun 27 Nov 2005 03:17:06p, Helen Miles wrote in
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I have figured that the main reasons kittens (i.e. Lilly
Whiskers) are so cute, is so that

1. You don't kill them after they've tried to kill you by
gassing out your study by using the litter box.

2. You don't kill them after they've peed on your bed.

3. You don't kill them when they climb up the curtains and
scream for mommy to get them down when they're stuck, resulting
in mommy getting a ladder up the stairs, banging and chipping
the paint work on the wall, and breaking the curtain rail as you
try to rescue said kitten...

4. You don't kill them when they fall head first into the sink
full of dirty washing up water, jump out and splatter dirty
water all over the clean kitchen surfaces.

5. You don't murder them when they chase the "big cat" (HRFL)
through the kitchen, and make him knock mommy so that her coffee
goes all over the new rug when she trips over him.

6. You don't kill them when they pull the plant over and get
soil everywhere because they were trying to hang off the
leaves....

Don't get me wrong, I'm over the moon that Lilly is so *happy*,
but sheesh, it's like she's taken the hoolikitten handbook, read
it from cover to cover and then invented some new ideas!!!

Helen M



LOL! This should have been called "you don't kill them when ..."


I have to add some:

You don't kill them when they learn from their brother that
knocking stuff off of high shelves and watching it fall to the
floor is fun.

You don't kill them when they've discovered that it's more fun to
drink water off of their (her!!) paw and spill water everywhere in
the process.

You don't kill them when they start to get finicky about food, and
you've just bought a case of what they've been eating for the last
3 months, and now they won't touch it. New foods start getting the
same reaction. But you keep hunting out the perfect food because
you can't bear to watch them "starve to death".

--
Cheryl

Helen Miles wrote:
I have figured that the main reasons kittens (i.e. Lilly Whiskers) are
so cute, is so that


(snip)

Holy CRAP. Lilly Whiskers is WORSE than BOTH my bitties put together!!

You've got yourself an award-winning hooli there!

--Fil

"Helen Miles" wrote in message
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I have figured that the main reasons kittens (i.e. Lilly Whiskers) are
so cute, is so that

1. You don't kill them after they've tried to kill you by gassing out
your study by using the litter box.

2. You don't kill them after they've peed on your bed.

3. You don't kill them when they climb up the curtains and scream for
mommy to get them down when they're stuck, resulting in mommy getting a
ladder up the stairs, banging and chipping the paint work on the wall,
and breaking the curtain rail as you try to rescue said kitten...

4. You don't kill them when they fall head first into the sink full of
dirty washing up water, jump out and splatter dirty water all over the
clean kitchen surfaces.

5. You don't murder them when they chase the "big cat" (HRFL) through
the kitchen, and make him knock mommy so that her coffee goes all over
the new rug when she trips over him.

6. You don't kill them when they pull the plant over and get soil
everywhere because they were trying to hang off the leaves....

Don't get me wrong, I'm over the moon that Lilly is so *happy*, but
sheesh, it's like she's taken the hoolikitten handbook, read it from
cover to cover and then invented some new ideas!!!

Helen M

She must be in contact with Bev's Bonnie. Or an old soul. She couldn't
invent all this stuff herself in one lifetime.

Jo

On Sun, 27 Nov 2005 21:20:57 +0000 (UTC), "Helen Miles"
yodeled:

"Kreisleriana" wrote in message


LILLY WHUT A WOMAN!!!!!!!

DANTE

Why Fangu!!!

Lilly - off to indulge in more hoolikitten antics.


PS, My Dad always had similar reasons why kids are cute.

Theresa
Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh
My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com

Make Levees, Not War

Waffles says Lilly Whiskers is coming along nicely..

Cheers, helen s