[OT] Everything is Big in Texas

(borrowed from another group)

In honor of Australian kangaroos and everything Texas...



A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an
Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat
field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least
twice as large."

Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his
herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, "We have longhorns that
are at least twice as large as your cows."

The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a
herd of kangaroos hopping through the field in the distance. Amazed,
he asks, "What the hell are those?!"

The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any
grasshoppers in Texas?"








Jeanne Hedge, as directed by Natasha

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"Jeanne Hedge" wrote in message
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In honor of Australian kangaroos and everything Texas...


grroooaannn...
--
The One-and-only Holy MosesT

"Jeanne Hedge" wrote in message
...

In honor of Australian kangaroos and everything Texas...


grroooaannn...
--
The One-and-only Holy MosesT

There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas...
When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these
seats are big!"
The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas."
When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar.
Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug
placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!"
The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas."
After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the
bathroom was located.
The bartender replied, "Second door to the right."
The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over
and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door,
which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident.
Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, "Don't flush, don't
flush!"



Theresa
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There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas...
When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these
seats are big!"
The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas."
When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar.
Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug
placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!"
The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas."
After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the
bathroom was located.
The bartender replied, "Second door to the right."
The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over
and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door,
which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident.
Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, "Don't flush, don't
flush!"



Theresa
Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh
My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com
alt.tv.frasier FAQ: http://www.im-listening.net/FAQ/