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My Meowmie is Mean!!
I need some help. My meowmie is SOOOO mean....
Here's why... 1. She won't let me in and out of the house at all hours of the night.....she MAKES me stay inside. Doesn't she realise I have important business to attend to? 2. She makes me chase the red bug ALL the time but never lets me catch it. OR, I do catch it but then she resuscitates it. She knows I can't resist it. 3. She wakes me up when I am trying to sleep.....SHEESH.....I am a cat, I NEED sleep....and all she wants to do is pat me. 4. She won't let me eat the green bamboo plant thing....really...I don't want to eat it, all I want to do is knock it down so I can chase the pebbles. AND as for my PawPaw....where do I start? 1. He won't let me on the couch (but Meowmie does when he's not watching) 2. He makes me wait for him to eat before he feeds me (but Meowmie will feed me anyway) 3. He's WORSE with the red bug....it's a conspiracy I am convinced 4. He gets cranky at me when I exercise at 3 in the morning. Doesn't he realise I have a "fit-cat" image to uhold out on the world? But I still love my Meowmie and PawPaw.....and I know they love me...and I know that they only have my best interests as heart (but I still get annoyed)....and, just quietly, I REALLY love that new mince stuff they give me......(hint hint wink nudge)....it tastes good, it's probably fattening!! Purrs Gizmo |
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